http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=al-gore The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 05:13:43 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27423#post-75496 Tue, 05 Jul 2011 15:18:19 +0000 Christopher Frost 75496@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16924#post-45962 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 17:55:08 +0000 Oxbridge 45962@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>OK, arrghgarry, I admit it, you completely hoodwinked me. Well at least I'm not alone in that. Fancy, there we were thinking you were a ranting racist wing nut, when actually it was all an ironic pose, as you quoting the Daily Mail to prove the position you pretended to adopt on climate warning has now hilariously proved. Genius! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16924#post-45945 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 17:00:38 +0000 FormerlyAlOPecia 45945@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>arrgharry, is this really you?:</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/arrghgarry" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/user/arrghgarry</a></p> <p>He certainly exhibits your eloquence.</p> <p>Oh and 5 stars for the story. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16924#post-45915 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 16:01:48 +0000 arrghgarry 45915@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1333225/Global-warming-slowing-say-scientists.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1333225/Global-warming-slowing-say-scientists.html</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16924#post-45845 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 13:23:34 +0000 Golgo13 45845@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Liked it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16924#post-45843 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 13:10:11 +0000 Oxbridge 45843@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A two-man, two-woman, one-Great Dane team of young Americans has exposed the belief that the Earth’s climate is growing warmer as a result of man-made emissions of greenhouse gases, thus potentially leading to widespread famine and ecological disaster, as the work of a scheming fraudster. </p> <p>Team leader Fred explained that they were passing through Britain in their camper van when a recent copy of the Daily Express alerted them to a mystery. Despite increasing talk about global warming, this winter and last have actually been very cold.</p> <p>‘We suspected there might be something odd going on, so we split into two teams,’ Fred told reporters. ‘Me, Daphne and Velma looked in the basement at the Met Office, while Shaggy and Scooby were sent to explore the newsroom of a pro-Communist newspaper called The Independent.’</p> <p>Shaggy and Scooby then blundered into a nearby deserted mansion called The Hare &amp; Hounds and ate the entire lunch set out for the Science &amp; Policy editorial team. They were chased out by an angry mob of journalists waving expense claim forms. </p> <p>‘Then a tall figure covered in white appeared and Scooby went ‘G-g-g-ghost!’ and started running around madly on the spot,’ added Fred. ‘We heard the commotion and chased the ghost through the climate laboratories of the University of London.’</p> <p>Eventually, the ‘ghost’ was cornered and unmasked. To the team’s surprise, it was not their first suspect, notorious left-wing Prime Minister David Cameron, but Charlie, the caretaker at the Institute of Policy Studies. ‘Charlie’ was then identified as former US vice-president Al Gore.</p> <p>‘It’s true,’ said Gore at a federal penitentiary. ‘I whipped up a fictitious scare so that the eco-techcnology companies I own could make me a fortune and good honest American multinationals could be put out of business. And I’d’ve gotten away with too, it if it hadn’t been for those pesky, meddling kids.’</p> <p>All across the world, people paused momentarily from buying new 4x4s to laugh heartily as Fred concluded: ‘The only ‘inconvenient truth’ Al’s going to be facing from now on is being the new bitch for all the 20-stone serial killers in the prison showers!’</p> <p>[hat tip to various contributors to recent threads] </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2803#post-8215 Mon, 19 Apr 2010 03:23:10 +0000 MightyBlair 8215@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very funny, especially second time through. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2803#post-8207 Mon, 19 Apr 2010 02:03:13 +0000 rfreed 8207@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Extreme Right wingnut Ann Coulter new telephone 'Dial-A Skank' business venture began its services yesterday. Offering 24 hour titillation to the lusty imaginations of millions of potential far right callers, the phone lines are already going non-stop.<br /> The new call in service offers Ms. Coulter's own brand of acid, Kama Sutral, liberal bashing delight to her supporters as she explores the forbidden libido of desire that lurks in the dark recesses of many arch conservative minds. Annes own breathy voice delivers the sexy, steamy innuendo as evidenced in this outtake:<br /> “I have Micheal Moore tied spread eagle on a bed face down. I am pulling down his pants, slowly exposing his ample hiney. I strip the belt out of his pants, then bring it slashing down upon the monumental exposed flesh. As he screams out in pain I say “Tell Mommy that you have been a bad liberal! Tell me!” I then lash ever widening arcs upon his bottom.”<br /> Coulter also includes phone spots from other famous conservative media demigods such as Glenn Beck- “I have Nancy Pelosi tied to a 17th century witches dunking stool stripped down to her bra and panties. I am making her read aloud Ronald Reagan's autobiography. Anytime she mispronounces a word I dunk her in the water and haul her out. Her white, tender flesh has goose bumps all over it from the cold and the excitement. Actually, so do I!”<br /> Sean Hannity has his input too- “I have Al Gore straddled across my lap with his pants pulled down. I raise my paddle and as I bring it down upon his quivering, expectant buttocks I say “Tell me about global warming! Tell me about the polar bears dying! I want to hear it again.” (It was noticed that Mr. Hannity seems to get a little too much pleasure out of his performance and his beady eyes and insinuating smile are more beady and insinuating than usual.)<br /> But it is Anne herself who keeps things going with her genuine sexy, fascist attitudes and repugnance for all things even remotely leftist- “I have Bill Clinton chained up spread out naked upon a bear skin rug in front of a roaring fire. I take out a cigar, sniff it's robust aroma, and then….”Extreme Right wingnut Ann Coulter new telephone 'Dial-A Skank' business venture began its services yesterday. Offering 24 hour titillation to the lusty imaginations of millions of potential far right callers, the phone lines are already going non-stop.<br /> The new call in service offers Ms. Coulter's own brand of acid, Kama Sutral, liberal bashing delight to her supporters as she explores the forbidden libido of desire that lurks in the dark recesses of many arch conservative minds. Annes own breathy voice delivers the sexy, steamy innuendo as evidenced in this outtake:<br /> “I have Micheal Moore tied spread eagle on a bed face down. I am pulling down his pants, slowly exposing his ample hiney. I strip the belt out of his pants, then bring it slashing down upon the monumental exposed flesh. As he screams out in pain I say “Tell Mommy that you have been a bad liberal! Tell me!” I then lash ever widening arcs upon his bottom.”<br /> Coulter also includes phone spots from other famous conservative media demigods such as Glenn Beck- “I have Nancy Pelosi tied to a 17th century witches dunking stool stripped down to her bra and panties. I am making her read aloud Ronald Reagan's autobiography. Anytime she mispronounces a word I dunk her in the water and haul her out. Her white, tender flesh has goose bumps all over it from the cold and the excitement. Actually, so do I!”<br /> Sean Hannity has his input too- “I have Al Gore straddled across my lap with his pants pulled down. I raise my paddle and as I bring it down upon his quivering, expectant buttocks I say “Tell me about global warming! Tell me about the polar bears dying! I want to hear it again.” (It was noticed that Mr. Hannity seems to get a little too much pleasure out of his performance and his beady eyes and insinuating smile are more beady and insinuating than usual.)<br /> But it is Anne herself who keeps things going with her genuine sexy, fascist attitudes and repugnance for all things even remotely leftist- “I have Bill Clinton chained up spread out naked upon a bear skin rug in front of a roaring fire. I take out a cigar, sniff it's robust aroma, and then….” </p>