http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=abuse The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 01:57:26 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49682#post-143445 Fri, 12 Oct 2012 21:38:27 +0000 misterjingles 143445@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>more soon .... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49258#post-142183 Sun, 07 Oct 2012 18:53:24 +0000 misterjingles 142183@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The show business world was reeling today after another set of Sexual abuse rumours hit the tabloids. Children's entertainer Basil Brush was accused of numerous counts of dogging in a public place. In a statement issued today Mr Brush vigorously denied all the allegations. "I feel I've been severely manipulated in this matter" he said. Rumours have also been circulating that Mr Brush's manager would often force himself on the star, often inserting his hand into his anus, forcing him to perform unnatural acts. More soon.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47367#post-136063 Mon, 27 Aug 2012 17:50:29 +0000 Jonny Shlep 136063@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cheers Martin. You're a scholar my son.</p> <p>My old woman's a member of the teaching fraternity and her fraught tales of teeny tiny toddler terror inspired the above.</p> <p>Funny thing was when she read it a kind of Machiavellian gleam came into her eyes and she asked me if I could see my way clear to harden it up a bit and include the odd execution for not emptying the pencil sharpener and similar.</p> <p>She's a cruel woman, but fair. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47367#post-136051 Mon, 27 Aug 2012 16:46:22 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 136051@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is outrageous!</p> <p>Where do I sign up?</p> <p>Five stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47367#post-136045 Mon, 27 Aug 2012 15:45:40 +0000 Jonny Shlep 136045@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In a bid to curb unruly behaviour in the classroom, the department of education has decided to introduce a number of brutal disciplinary measures including the use of medieval instruments of torture.</p> <p>The implementation of these tools will be to both punish culprits and to make it plain to youngsters that disruptive behaviour will not be tolerated and that murderously cruel punishments will be applied as necessary.</p> <p>A spokesman for head teachers issued a statement last night:<br /> "Whilst we realise that some may see these measures as somewhat harsh and excessive, we don't. In fact, we can hardly wait to begin subjecting pupils to horrendous trials of pain and endurance that will take them to the very brink of death itself."</p> <p>It's understood that some of the methods being put forward include brutal dislocation where the child's limbs will be yanked from the sockets, branding with hot irons, "The Boot" whereupon the miscreant's foot will be crushed to a bloody pulp, The Iron Maiden, The Thumbscrew and for female pupils caught chatting in the queue for assembly "The Scold's Bridle", which will involve having a particularly fiendish device clamped onto the head with a spiked attachment that will rip the offender's tongue to shreds whenever the child attempts to speak.</p> <p>A spokeswoman for Childline, an organisation set up to combat child exploitation and abuse spoke to waiting reporters:</p> <p>"Christ this is great news! This type of diabolical life threatening abuse has been far too long in coming in my book!</p> <p> "MAIM AND TORTURE 'EM!........MAIM AND TORTURE 'EM I SAY!........MAIM AND TORTURE SOME BASTARD SENSE INTO EM!!!!!!" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28777#post-80807 Fri, 05 Aug 2011 19:28:54 +0000 The All New Jeni B 80807@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is frighteningly realistic.<br /> 5 <strike>slaps</strike>, er, stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28777#post-80782 Fri, 05 Aug 2011 13:18:01 +0000 rikkor 80782@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nothing say "I love you" like pistol-whipping your backtalking little snowflake in WalMart. Actually discharging the weapon is seen by some as overkill. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28777#post-80772 Fri, 05 Aug 2011 11:50:21 +0000 beau-jolly 80772@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rikkor. I think you probably got off lightly as I understand that Asda's parent Wallmart sells hand guns in their US stores. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28777#post-80734 Fri, 05 Aug 2011 00:30:06 +0000 rikkor 80734@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it. 5. Years and years ago, my mother instituted public "shaking the child 'til blood comes out of his ears". It gets the point across without worrying observers too much. At home, slapping and punching were the first line of reponse. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28777#post-80712 Thu, 04 Aug 2011 19:22:02 +0000 nickb 80712@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>V F, VCG. He is bigger than me </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28777#post-80708 Thu, 04 Aug 2011 18:35:55 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 80708@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Give your son a slap and tell him to mind his own business </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28777#post-80706 Thu, 04 Aug 2011 18:19:37 +0000 Al OPecia 80706@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Every little yelps. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28777#post-80704 Thu, 04 Aug 2011 17:25:42 +0000 Oxbridge 80704@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In other news, the low cost chain Happpy Shopper is to be renamed Happy Slapper. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28777#post-80702 Thu, 04 Aug 2011 17:17:14 +0000 nickb 80702@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>My son thinks it is in bad taste </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28777#post-80698 Thu, 04 Aug 2011 16:48:24 +0000 writinginbsl 80698@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5*<br /> Loved it </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28777#post-80696 Thu, 04 Aug 2011 16:24:52 +0000 nickb 80696@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think it is in bad taste... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28777#post-80683 Thu, 04 Aug 2011 15:47:06 +0000 Ostsee 80683@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I thought only slappers shopped at Asda. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28777#post-80678 Thu, 04 Aug 2011 15:39:22 +0000 FraserWords 80678@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love the last line... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28777#post-80671 Thu, 04 Aug 2011 14:57:46 +0000 Qoxiivi 80671@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28777#post-80670 Thu, 04 Aug 2011 14:43:47 +0000 nickb 80670@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Supermarket chain Asda is to create 'slapping areas' where frustrated parents can legally hit their children without causing offence to other shoppers. "Like it or not, administering reasonable chastisement to offspring is legal, so our decision to create slapping and non slapping areas of the store reflects customer choice," a spokesman said.<br /> Christian group Parents and Concerned Families welcomed Asda's move. "Parents have a right to choose whether to slap their children but not everyone wants to see children being hit while they shop" said chairwoman Susan Smith.<br /> The supermarket giant says the slapping areas will be in quieter "neutral" areas of the store, where cleaning products are displayed, rather than in cereal or confectionery aisles, where family conflict can occur easily. A special logo featuring an outstretched palm and a tearful child’s face will mark which areas of the store will be slapping-friendly.<br /> One parent who preferred not to be named praised the scheme: "My mum used to belt me really hard in the Co Op bacon queue and it never did me no harm," she said. "How I choose to bring up my kids is my business. Troy, I told you. Stop making that bleeding noise or you know what you'll get."<br /> But a woman - also anonymous - in a check out queue at a Home Counties branch of Waitrose was critical of the idea. “We don’t want to hear screaming and yelling while we do our shop. We send our children to independent boarding schools where they can be abused by professionals in an educational setting, away from the public gaze ” </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19177#post-51809 Thu, 30 Dec 2010 12:00:51 +0000 Malcum eggs 51809@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Don't use kudos it makes you sound like a right f...ing De-scribe. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18923&page=2#post-51791 Thu, 30 Dec 2010 10:36:14 +0000 victory V 51791@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Trickster, look at the top right side of the screen. There's a little box under the list of tags, in which you can write a comment. It's meant to be like a quick reference, so if someone types 'fart' in the search box, all posts tagged with 'fart' will come up. However, some use it to post anonymous insults and abuse, in a cowardly manner. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18923&page=2#post-51763 Thu, 30 Dec 2010 07:01:01 +0000 Trickster 51763@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I don't understand how the tags thing works ? (Call me stupid) Can anyone explain? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19177#post-51762 Thu, 30 Dec 2010 06:58:35 +0000 Doylem 51762@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Kudos... for getting the comma in the right place... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18923&page=2#post-51758 Thu, 30 Dec 2010 06:51:16 +0000 Oxbridge 51758@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Actually I don't know who they are. I assume they aren't the same as those who say what they think in person. And the only way I can see to exclude them until they contribute is to do away with the open tags. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19177#post-51752 Thu, 30 Dec 2010 03:41:38 +0000 Malcum eggs 51752@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>.. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18923&page=2#post-51655 Wed, 29 Dec 2010 08:34:47 +0000 Sinnick 51655@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I can't see the point of the tags anyway. It's just a mechanism for anonymous abuse.</p> <p>And why is my pseudonym up there anyway? For the record, I don't have any aliases, if that's the point. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18923&page=2#post-51597 Tue, 28 Dec 2010 14:24:47 +0000 dogwheels 51597@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I don't have a problem with someone telling me I'm shit as long as they have the goods to back it up. We all know who they are, don't we? The people who seem to be here only to comment in a negative way but very rarely actually submit anything themselves. At worst we should just ignore these people and at best find a way to exclude them until they contribute. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18923&page=2#post-51595 Tue, 28 Dec 2010 14:19:40 +0000 Oxbridge 51595@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I blame the tags section, it has definitely encouraged nasties to leave vitrolic comments (anonymously, of course) and soured the community feeling on this site. It is killing the fun of NewsBiscuit. Hope something gets done. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18923&page=2#post-51583 Tue, 28 Dec 2010 12:38:17 +0000 Trickster 51583@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>but by which definition of 'flounce' should I translate your posts?</p> <p> 1. to move (away) in anger, impatience etc <em>She flounced out of the room.</em></p> <p>2. To move in a lively or bouncy manner: <em>The children flounced around the room in their costumes.</em></p> <p>3. a strip of fabric attached by the upper edge ? </p>