http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=abridge The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 14:10:58 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57400#post-166424 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 11:35:54 +0000 Squudge 166424@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p> <p>LIQUID SATIRE </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57400#post-166422 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 11:21:20 +0000 Midfield Diamond 166422@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I hope it's not too late to praise this to the skies and award yet more stars - absolutely spot-on Perks. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57400#post-166421 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 11:12:39 +0000 Gerontius 166421@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>They were only larking about...he's not really dead<br /> They Chavs are all pissing themselves. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57400#post-166420 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 11:10:12 +0000 Sinnick 166420@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57400#post-166411 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 09:38:38 +0000 rickwestwell 166411@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good work Perks! Lovely quick stuff. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57400#post-166407 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 09:16:29 +0000 Titus 166407@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"With him being the most visible, vocal and controversial of leaders known to the world, Sir Alex Ferguson has said ..."</p> <p>Absolute genius. Glad this got the swift publication it deserved. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57400#post-166404 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 09:09:40 +0000 pinxit 166404@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Echo Stan's remarks.</p> <p>Smart stuff turned around pronto. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57400#post-166396 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 08:08:59 +0000 Stan Laurel 166396@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good work all round - including the editorial team. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57400#post-166388 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 02:16:58 +0000 Ironduke 166388@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent FP Perks. Tip top topical. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57400#post-166386 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 01:26:10 +0000 Perks 166386@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cheers. Fair play to the editorial team. Picked up and a pic added late at night. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57400#post-166383 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 01:10:21 +0000 Carter 166383@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fastest FP there's ever been? It's excellent, top work Perks. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57400#post-166381 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 00:43:14 +0000 dvo4fun 166381@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cracking late run for FP perks. Really like the Roy Keane line as the puncher but wouldn't want to lose the first sentence of the next para.<br /> 5-0 on the night </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57400#post-166376 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 00:33:47 +0000 Truebiscuit 166376@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bit off-topic, Oxy old chap. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57400#post-166375 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 00:31:44 +0000 TrueHater 166375@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Truebiscuit's humour is redundant... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57400#post-166369 Tue, 05 Mar 2013 23:47:12 +0000 Truebiscuit 166369@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>AReader's comment redundant. Top work, what! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57400#post-166367 Tue, 05 Mar 2013 23:44:46 +0000 Perks 166367@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cheers Jeni. Have raced to get it done as it is highly topical. Could be an NB scoop, unless tonight's FP is already decided, which I'm sure it is </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57400#post-166365 Tue, 05 Mar 2013 23:43:30 +0000 AReader 166365@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Last two paragraphs redundant. But I like </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57400#post-166364 Tue, 05 Mar 2013 23:43:12 +0000 The All New Jeni B 166364@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You had me with the headline.</p> <p>Brilliant stuff Perks. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57400#post-166363 Tue, 05 Mar 2013 23:40:46 +0000 Perks 166363@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Vice-President of Venezuela has denied accusations that he used Manchester United's defeat to Real Madrid to 'bury bad news'. Critics have suggested late President Hugo Chavez has been dead for weeks.</p> <p> 'He passed away back in January, but they have waited until now to tell us' one member of the opposition claimed. 'What better way to try and hide the news than when the when world's attention is on a dodgy refereeing decision in Salford.'</p> <p> There is now real concern of violence and instability following the red card issued to Manchester United's Nani, which it is believed to be the reason for the announcement at this time. </p> <p> With him being the most visible, vocal and controversial of leaders known to the world, Sir Alex Ferguson has said is 'appalled' at Venezuela's attempt to hijack his moment in the spot light. 'It's a disgraceful decision by the officials to announce his death when the world should be mourning our exit from the champions league' the angry Scotsman told a press conference. 'And with Ronaldo and Mourinio making themselves look extra pretty for their return to England, the Venezuelan authorities have acted in real poor taste.'</p> <p> However the Venezuelan Vice-President has denied the claims, saying he told the world as soon as possible. 'President Chavez died in the early part of this year, but a few technical issues meant we had to wait to announce it' he said defiantly. 'OK, we admit we could have mentioned it at half time, but not even an unstable country with full military backing would be brave enough to interrupt Roy Keane'</p> <p> Jose Mourinho was the first world leader to send his condolences to the country that was in a state of shock at having to rely on Arsenal to be represented in the next round of the champions league. 'I hope England will get through this difficult time, but unfortunately they will have to do it without me' he told reporters as he boarded a Venezuelan Airways plane. 'I now have a bigger job to do'.</p> <p>Mourinho is 2/1 favourite to take the Venezuelan President role </p>