31953 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 13:06:29 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49562#post-143285 Fri, 12 Oct 2012 08:42:41 +0000 Sinnick 143285@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'll have you know that's my real name. No laughing matter. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49562#post-143201 Thu, 11 Oct 2012 20:08:14 +0000 arthurminnit 143201@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sinnick said;</p> <p>Worth a shot.</p> <p>Just a detail, but the guidelines say something about <strong>funny names</strong> distracting from the story. Not that I'm a pedantic old git, of course.</p> <p>yeah, but you are just an old cyni..............DOH! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49562#post-143131 Thu, 11 Oct 2012 15:37:40 +0000 Sinnick 143131@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Worth a shot.</p> <p>Just a detail, but the guidelines say something about funny names distracting from the story. Not that I'm a pedantic old git, of course. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49562#post-143118 Thu, 11 Oct 2012 14:41:35 +0000 beau-jolly 143118@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Welcome and keep them coming.<br /> (BTW Starrage not mine, just thought I'd be nice to a newbie) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49562#post-143094 Thu, 11 Oct 2012 12:45:21 +0000 Boogoid 143094@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>My first submission here, hope you like it </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49562#post-143076 Thu, 11 Oct 2012 11:20:45 +0000 Boogoid 143076@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Horrified by the allegations surrounding dead DJ Jimmy Saville, shops along the famous Mayfair street have reported a massive drop in sales.</p> <p>“It was bad enough after the Fast Show” said I M A Taylor from exclusive royal appointed store “Birthday Suits”. “But that just had people coming in to pretend to buy an outfit then shouting the famous catchphrase before running off. This has actually hit us right where it hurts – in the pocket of our suits!”</p> <p>“Since the news broke, we’ve been turning up for work in the mornings to find graffiti scribbled all over our windows and doors” Said Sidney Dull of “Jacket In”. “I wouldn’t mind but how stupid do you have to be to confuse 'disk jockey' with 'dinner jacket'?“ He finished, before taking a crowd of Eton schoolboys into his basement for a measuring session.</p> <p>“We have no option but to rename the street now” said Hugh J Ripoff of “Twatts!” “Savile Row is no more. Welcome to Fiddler Avenue." </p>