15350 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 02:17:24 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21325#post-57834 Thu, 17 Feb 2011 14:26:21 +0000 LizzyG 57834@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sorry about the silly name - I couldn't help myself!</p> <p>Liked the ironic use of Weightwatchers advert banner at the top of this page. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21325#post-57761 Wed, 16 Feb 2011 16:25:09 +0000 DiY 57761@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Yes, wassa de problem wid a silly names?" questioned Giuseppe Garibaldi. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21325#post-57748 Wed, 16 Feb 2011 15:20:37 +0000 be reasonable 57748@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"What's wrong with silly names?" said Ginger Nutt. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21325#post-57746 Wed, 16 Feb 2011 14:56:42 +0000 Scroat 57746@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Pants in fact... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21325#post-57738 Wed, 16 Feb 2011 13:44:40 +0000 riesler 57738@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>her biscuits are horrible too... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21325#post-57736 Wed, 16 Feb 2011 13:39:11 +0000 Scroat 57736@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Gillian McKeith is a Really Silly Name. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21325#post-57733 Wed, 16 Feb 2011 13:19:19 +0000 riesler 57733@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Too right" said Jamie Dodger </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21325#post-57731 Wed, 16 Feb 2011 13:14:35 +0000 Oxbridge 57731@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"I agree, like, they're SOOO lame," said American expert Rich Tea. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21325#post-57730 Wed, 16 Feb 2011 13:10:50 +0000 riesler 57730@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"I agree about the silly names" said Gary Baldi </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21325#post-57724 Wed, 16 Feb 2011 12:28:24 +0000 Oxbridge 57724@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Old gag: If 'You are what you eat' Gillian McKeith must have eaten a lot of hamsters.</p> <p>Welcome onboard. Nice idea. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21325#post-57673 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 21:50:03 +0000 antharrison 57673@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely concept, but please - no silly names as they devalue the story - and this story is very funny </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21325#post-57643 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 16:21:04 +0000 LizzyG 57643@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nutritional experts from McVities announced today that the humble custard cream is not just a tasty crunchy snack but also a superfood. Research into the eating habits of some of Britain’s brainiest boffins has revealed that over 90% of university lecturers have eaten at least one custard cream a week over the last five years. Britain’s boardroom bigwigs are just as hungry for the crumbly brainfood with the average blue-chip business meeting going through an average of fifteen custardy lovelies. </p> <p>McVities spokesperson Diane Gestive said "It may seem to the average shopper that when they pop custard creams into their baskets that they are getting nothing more than a delicious sandwich of loveliness to go with their tea. In reality they are choosing the snack of champions. We are anticipating big orders from health food shops coming in soon and not just because of the enormous mark-ups they can add once we add a little tree logo to the new brown paper style packaging".</p> <p>Sales of custard creams are expected to rocket as Britain’s workers look for a healthy snack for those times when you are not really hungry but could do with a little something, not crisps because they are too noisy and not fruit because<br /> it's probably gone a bit wrinkly as you bought it with good intentions but it's been sitting on your desk for a while now.</p> <p>It has also been revealed that self-styled health guru and pretend doctor Gillian McKieth has never eaten custard creams. "This clearly supports claims of the health benefits of custardy biscuits" said someone we met in a corridor at a top<br /> university, "Gillian has clearly no idea about nutrition. If she did she wouldn't look like a ziplock bag of something that might be soup or possibly stewed apples that you find when defrosting your freezer". </p>