15153 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 06:56:34 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6703#post-18222 Sun, 20 Jun 2010 13:50:45 +0000 Adam Ice Rink 18222@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliant sub! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6703#post-18049 Fri, 18 Jun 2010 14:24:18 +0000 4ty2 18049@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>would have been the perfect election story.<br /> make it the wall next to number 10 and members of parties trying to run ito the land of magic without debt crisis and economic growth. Can't blame them for not trying hard to believe so... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6703#post-18039 Fri, 18 Jun 2010 12:27:12 +0000 Rorschach 18039@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Children paying their £20 entrance fee are being asked to run at full speed at a solid brick wall labelled “Entrance 9 ¾”. Those that fail to pass through to the “wonderous, magical land”, are told to “believe harder” and try again. </p> <p>In the event of continued failure, numerous tearful children, many with bloodied noses and broken teeth, are given the unfortunate news that they are clearly “muggles” and asked to leave by the more conventional back door.</p> <p>A spokesman for the park defended their ‘no refunds’ policy, directing any complaints to the ‘Ministry of magic’. </p>