15111 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 23:23:55 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30376#post-85603 Thu, 15 Sep 2011 06:23:58 +0000 arthurminnit 85603@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>This is to literature what Tracey Emin's bed is to art</blockquote></p> <p>a prizewinner, you mean? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30376#post-85442 Tue, 13 Sep 2011 21:43:18 +0000 greg various 85442@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is to literature what Tracey Emin's bed is to art </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30376#post-85441 Tue, 13 Sep 2011 21:40:08 +0000 Screenie 85441@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>eal never get away with it </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30376#post-85430 Tue, 13 Sep 2011 19:32:59 +0000 arthurminnit 85430@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>funniest thing i've read on here.<br /> i've often thought that that o'farrell chap was an eal wielding maniac, and there's the proof!<br /> have at you , you bog trotting bastard! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30376#post-85426 Tue, 13 Sep 2011 19:18:45 +0000 dvo4fun 85426@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Now I don't know if I've already had, or should quickly go and get, some H/D mushrooms. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30376#post-85424 Tue, 13 Sep 2011 19:15:22 +0000 brownpaperreporter 85424@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Novocaine for the soul was my favourite </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30376#post-85411 Tue, 13 Sep 2011 17:32:34 +0000 Golgo13 85411@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Eels up inside ya<br /> Findin an entrance where they can<br /> Eels up inside ya<br /> Findin an entrance where they can</p> <p>Boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus, eels!</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30376#post-85410 Tue, 13 Sep 2011 17:28:52 +0000 waylandsmithy 85410@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Eals? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30376#post-85407 Tue, 13 Sep 2011 17:20:37 +0000 Pagantroll 85407@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've tried just selecting every 5th, 10th or 15th word. I still can't get a sentence out of it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30376#post-85406 Tue, 13 Sep 2011 17:18:23 +0000 Screenie 85406@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can we give black holes for negative stars? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30376#post-85403 Tue, 13 Sep 2011 17:14:03 +0000 thisisall1word 85403@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I can't help but think it needs less in the way of punctuation and more in the way OF CAPITAL LETTERS THROUGHOUT. But apart from that, no stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30376#post-85402 Tue, 13 Sep 2011 17:10:42 +0000 Qoxiivi 85402@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brain-rapist. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30376#post-85394 Tue, 13 Sep 2011 16:45:43 +0000 Screenie 85394@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What just happened? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30376#post-85392 Tue, 13 Sep 2011 16:39:23 +0000 tedweasel 85392@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>mushroom season... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30376#post-85391 Tue, 13 Sep 2011 16:33:47 +0000 vertical 85391@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>is she on drugs maybe? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30376#post-85377 Tue, 13 Sep 2011 15:30:55 +0000 Sinnick 85377@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Err, I could recommend you my psychiatrist, but I'm not sure that would help. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30376#post-85346 Tue, 13 Sep 2011 13:51:30 +0000 Big Mamas 85346@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>havin a few whiskey shorts,leaves the pub and Im on my way home, stops to light me pipe,then all of a sudden John OFarrell,jumps out of a alley way and hes got this big fucking electric eal.Hes waving it about like,Ill have you Bloggs hes going,eyes like dinner plates,fuck me I thought hes a lot smaller than he looks on the telly.But hes coming at me see? with the eal,so I side steps him,gets behind him,and reaches over the top of his head,puts my index finger and my ring finger up his nose,then with the other hand Im reaching through and grabs his knackers,old army move,puts all me weight behind him and runs starts to run with him into a wall.Hes going sorry Joan i didnt mean it,your to tough for me,oh please hes going dont hurt me,and we crashes into the wall.anyway im like dusting meself off,goes to relight my pipe,and I hears footsteps coming up behind me,Its OFarrell,hes lost the eal,now hes got a baseball bat,I runs foward straight up the wall Matrix style lands behind him.Hes like looking this way and that and saying to himself "where de go"Im behind him I puts him in the nose hold,then Im reaching through to grab his tackle,hes going no no oh Joan i didnt mean it your to tough for me.Then were off running not into a wall but into Greggs the bakers,crash straight through the front window,pies and buns and cream cakes flying hither and tither,one old lady screaming in shock covered in glass shards and ham and cheese sandwiches,so while Im holding John down by his ears,I kung fu kicks her in the throat,not to hard,im not a violent man,just enough so her false teeth gets stuck in her throat to shut her up.Then I gets up dusts myself of,pockets a doughnut,steps out through the window and goes to light my pipe.ive gone two yards and i hears him running up behind,I spins round does a 360 leg sweep,then Im behind him,nose hold,them Im reaching through grabing his tackle.oh no no heas going please dont i didnt mean it,your to tough for me hes going,then were running straight through the window of a Soho sex shop,vibraters and dildos fling through the air,glas shards etc etc.Then hes going please please I cant take no more,so i dust myself off,and im lighting me pipe,when I hears him running up behind me,now hes got a Bowie knife,I didges to the left then im behind him again,sorry sorry hes going,but its to late Ive got him in the nose hold and Im reaching through........ </p>