http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/forum.php?id=2 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 09:21:23 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61720#post-179534 Sun, 26 May 2013 09:04:13 +0000 Sinnick 179534@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes, I rather like the Dr Who now it's been revitalised, but the last few episodes with Clara are clearly aimed at teenagers rather than old gits like me. And I'm not sure it all hangs together logically, apart from the occasionally poor acting.</p> <p>John Hurt: I think the Doctor said "yes he's me but he's not a Time Lord" or something like that.</p> <p>Leaves it wide open for the November anniversary special. I suspect he's his opposite - all the bad things the Doctor doesn't have. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61720#post-179527 Sat, 25 May 2013 21:55:13 +0000 Scroat 179527@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just did a Google. Opinion seems to be divided. As Matt Smith is the 11th Doctor, John Hurt could be the 0th or somewhere between 6 and 7 - or something. It's getting a bit heavy. </p> <p>And his companion Clara seems to have been around the block a few times herself. </p> <p>And then there's the Silurian woman who's apparently a lesbian, and the bellicose bullet shaped chappie... </p> <p>Very odd. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61720#post-179522 Sat, 25 May 2013 21:09:18 +0000 Not Amused 179522@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think we are meant to be confused. The 50th anniversary episode is next and John Hurt is a doctor but we don't know if he is the next one or something else.<br /> But it is more confusing and it's not just you ! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61720#post-179514 Sat, 25 May 2013 17:15:50 +0000 Scroat 179514@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Watched last week's Doctor Who last night. It's getting increasingly more difficult to understand - perhaps my advancing years.</p> <p>But does it mean that John Hurt is the new Doctor??? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61521#post-179464 Fri, 24 May 2013 21:26:04 +0000 Dick Everyman 179464@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes Arthur, just like Norman Bate's mother...<strong>*hides behind shower curtain*</strong> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61521#post-179463 Fri, 24 May 2013 21:13:39 +0000 Arthur 179463@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mrs Wrenfoe doesn't need a profile of her own. She has full access to her son's profile through her parental controls. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61521#post-179462 Fri, 24 May 2013 20:57:08 +0000 nickb 179462@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Anyway he's gone away for the weekend. By the way Sinnick I think if he brings his mum into it then she is fair game. And she brought him up right. Who else would be so polite as to put up an "out of office" message, explaining their absence? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61678#post-179460 Fri, 24 May 2013 20:49:06 +0000 nickb 179460@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mum? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61678#post-179459 Fri, 24 May 2013 20:48:24 +0000 nickb 179459@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Don't worry his mum's not going anywhere. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61484&page=2#post-179444 Fri, 24 May 2013 18:47:46 +0000 Lindy Moone 179444@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wanksplatter covers all the bases, but I'm afraid I'd be left holding someone else's bag.</p> <p>Weematt's "pseudonymphomania" caught my (pink) eye. For the actual collective noun: a Pseudonymphony?</p> <p>Wanksplatter for the boys; Pseudonymphony for the girlies? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61678#post-179429 Fri, 24 May 2013 16:32:35 +0000 Gerontius 179429@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fuck...it'll hardly be worth getting out of bed.<br /> I can put up with the rain and the traffic jams, the gardening and the relations dropping by.<br /> But this just about puts the tin-hat on the Bank Holiday weekend.<br /> What a bummer. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61678#post-179426 Fri, 24 May 2013 16:20:43 +0000 beau-jolly 179426@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Have a great w/e. Mind you you may not be going away or doing anything nice you may just be off-line. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61678#post-179405 Fri, 24 May 2013 14:21:35 +0000 NewBiscuit 179405@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can I have an advance on five stars? I might think up something really not at all funny while you're gone, post it anyway, and I could use a 5* rating. Obviously by the time you're back it will no longer be topical. Or funny. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61678#post-179398 Fri, 24 May 2013 13:49:47 +0000 Arthur 179398@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>We'll be monitoring the situation closely. If, as we suspect, the number of submissions and comments drops by 50% then we'll know that half the profiles here are you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61678#post-179396 Fri, 24 May 2013 13:24:44 +0000 nickb 179396@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wiill your mum be in? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61678#post-179383 Fri, 24 May 2013 12:10:30 +0000 Dick Everyman 179383@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>I'm sure all the stories/headlines will be excellent as always :)</blockquote></p> <p>Don't hold your breath. Have a fab weekend ;0) x </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61678#post-179373 Fri, 24 May 2013 11:01:48 +0000 Wrenfoe 179373@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm going to be offline for most of the weekend, so I may not get around to seeing all your new stories/headlines. I always try to award stars and make comments (particularly if something looks unloved), so apologies that I may not be that active. I'm sure all the stories/headlines will be excellent as always :) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61609#post-179303 Thu, 23 May 2013 20:22:29 +0000 Titus 179303@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well, who else didn't have him in the dead pool?<br /> _ _ _</p> <p>I would like to think that he would have appreciated being reported as having been whirled round someone's head and flung headlong out of this world, to crash face-first, with a resounding crunch, into the next. It's what he would have wanted. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61609#post-179294 Thu, 23 May 2013 18:17:04 +0000 nickb 179294@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wrestling was rigged. But wriggling was eventually rested. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61609#post-179274 Thu, 23 May 2013 15:08:01 +0000 raudus 179274@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>He bought it new, just became antique by the time he died. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61609#post-179269 Thu, 23 May 2013 14:50:57 +0000 beau-jolly 179269@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wasn't her real name Shirley Crabtree or am I getting mixed up? &lt;edit: Yes I am getting mixed up. That was Big Daddy&gt;<br /> Just read his (MM)obit. in the Grauniad. Fascinating life. Died aged 93 and was an authority on antique porcelain. Who would have thunk? The Gruaniad appears to be suggesting that wresting was rigged though! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61609#post-179250 Thu, 23 May 2013 11:28:41 +0000 Wrenfoe 179250@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>lol </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61626#post-179248 Thu, 23 May 2013 11:28:06 +0000 Wrenfoe 179248@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hi Dellyphant - You should move this post across to the "writer's room" part of the forum.<br /> Kind regards, Wren. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61609#post-179231 Thu, 23 May 2013 08:09:13 +0000 Dick Everyman 179231@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is wrestling televised anymore? </p> <p>My grandmother used to get into a froth in front of the box every Saturday afternoon, but the least said about that the better... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61626#post-179228 Thu, 23 May 2013 07:49:19 +0000 Dellyphant 179228@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tinker, 4, savaged himself to death in front of his horrified Pedigree chums at the international dog event Crufts, apparently in protest of the new Canine Equality Bill. Legislation banning direct or indirect discrimination against dogs in terms of their breed was proposed last weekend, meaning that Crufts can no longer show preference to pedigree dogs when making their judgements.</p> <p>“This is an outrage!” cried Tinker’s owner, Mrs Shufflebottom. “This exposes both the competition and the wider society to all sorts of problems. You could have Chihuahuas breeding with Doberman Pinschers and then where will we be? You could end up with a dog that looks really cute and fluffy, but then unexpectedly turns around and bites your hand off. And will it be a Chihuahua or a Doberman Pinscher? This is liberalism run mad."</p> <p>However, the new bill has been welcomed by animal welfare groups, who have long been arguing that inbreeding has led to a high proportion of genetic disorders in some breeds, such as Canine Haemophilia and Swivel-eyed Loonism. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61609#post-179197 Wed, 22 May 2013 18:10:08 +0000 nickb 179197@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Doctor fails to anaesthetise wrestler after losing a needle in a Giant Haystacks. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61609#post-179185 Wed, 22 May 2013 15:16:58 +0000 Scroat 179185@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mick McManus has shuffled off this mortal coil. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61591#post-179184 Wed, 22 May 2013 14:34:21 +0000 Wrenfoe 179184@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Azerbaijan vote tampering? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61599#post-179163 Wed, 22 May 2013 12:00:25 +0000 Nowherefast 179163@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's a sad day when civic leaders resort to ram raiding to supplement local government budget shortfalls. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61599#post-179156 Wed, 22 May 2013 10:39:18 +0000 Sinnick 179156@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-22619361" rel="nofollow">http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-22619361</a></p> <p><img src="http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/67741000/jpg/_67741395_tesco-car-crash.jpg"> </p>