chrisf (chrisf)
- Member Since
- May 13, 2016 (4 years)
- Last Activity
- 3 hours28 minutes ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 134 hours, 17 minutes
- Interests
- writing, comedy,
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- Half forgotten sitcoms - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Analogies Required - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 5 days ago
- Dame Judi Dench retrains as scaffolder - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Trump's claim that he is better thought to be a spread-shit error - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | No replies since
- Track and Trace system Excels itself - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Man who sneezed at fertiliser conference may be super spreader - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | No replies since
- Susie Dents’ knew book pinted wth typos - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Trump's COVID high risk factors - age, obesity, and low income - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | No replies since
- Trump tweets that his main symptom is a new, continuous covfefe - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | No replies since
- Retiring ‘man in crowd at rally’ promises politicians ‘one last point‘ - User last replied: 3 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 3 weeks ago
- Activities described by man as 'absolute scenes' actually only mildly surprising - User last replied: 3 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 3 weeks ago
- Northerners have R number replaced by butter-spreading analogy - User last replied: 4 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 4 weeks ago
- Protection officer praised for not leaving Dominic Raab unattended - User last replied: 4 weeks ago | No replies since
- Rule of six amended so stitch in time can save nine with pubs closing at ten - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- Incredulity as Keir Starmer attempts to suppress his jocular, prankster persona - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Pub landlords practice ‘Haven’t you got News at 10 to get back to’ cries - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Man washes neighbour’s car after being jokily asked to - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 4 weeks ago
- Public health comedy double act runs into early dilemma - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Gary Lineker agrees to take '25% banter cut' - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- Raab forced to find new gun to shoot himself in foot with - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- Woman persuaded by survey data within TV advert - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Governmt chooses "Flatten The Triceratops" for the Third Covid-19 wave slogan - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- Chris (No Ships) Grayling lands ports job. - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Hancock to resolve testing crisis with new COVID results algorithm - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Britain’s stockpilers prepare for second hard hoard - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Zoe Ball is paid a million pounds a year - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Government ‘changing rules of the game’ with grouse shooting exemption - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- New game show coming in your face called How Brazenly Can We Get Away With Shit? - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Seven mums meeting up on Monday waiting to discover who is the least popular - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Channel 4 to show erect penis in new Meat Out to Help Out initiative - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
Topics Started
- Trump's claim that he is better thought to be a spread-shit error - Started: 2 weeks ago | No replies.
- Track and Trace system Excels itself - Started: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Man who sneezed at fertiliser conference may be super spreader - Started: 2 weeks ago | No replies.
- Trump tweets that his main symptom is a new, continuous covfefe - Started: 2 weeks ago | No replies.
- Retiring ‘man in crowd at rally’ promises politicians ‘one last point‘ - Started: 3 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 3 weeks ago
- Activities described by man as 'absolute scenes' actually only mildly surprising - Started: 3 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 3 weeks ago
- Man washes neighbour’s car after being jokily asked to - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 4 weeks ago
- Rule of six amended so stitch in time can save nine with pubs closing at ten - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Pub landlords practice ‘Haven’t you got News at 10 to get back to’ cries - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Gary Lineker agrees to take '25% banter cut' - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Raab forced to find new gun to shoot himself in foot with - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Woman persuaded by survey data within TV advert - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Hancock to resolve testing crisis with new COVID results algorithm - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Government ‘changing rules of the game’ with grouse shooting exemption - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Channel 4 to show erect penis in new Meat Out to Help Out initiative - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Ed Davey courts Trump with ‘wake up and smell the covfefe’ call - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Messi faxes transfer request, Barcelona respond with Betamax video message - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Devil confirms unlimited hell places reserved for those ending email with 'best' - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Covid outbreak at naturist camp: French authorities monitoring Nether Region - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Discovery of COVID sufferer with nine lives 'gamechanging' says Matt Hancock - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Cat with COVID-19 has purred immunity - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Hancock to use estate agents from Homes Under Hammer to reconcile COVID stats - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Ennio Morricone: Spaghetti Western composer has pasta way - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Gym owners: a huge weight has just been lifted - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Government steps up to save circus industry - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Right-wing deer wholesaler texts to say ‘We don’t want to give Marxists any doe’ - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Shoppers looking for Covid-safe snooker equipment face long cues - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Please find a reason to remove Citizen Khan From schedules, asks everyone - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- Protestors see Fawlty Towers taken off pedestal - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- Covid-19 is a ‘scaredy-cat’ running to its mummy for help, claims Hancock - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago