chrisf (chrisf)
- Member Since
- May 13, 2016 (2 years)
- Last Activity
- 2 weeks1 days ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 117 hours, 33 minutes
- Interests
- writing, comedy,
User Activity
Recent Replies
- May offers visual representation of freedom of movement restrictions - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Umunna Brexit critique leads Tories to check Chuka’s Chuck Chequers checklist - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | No replies since
- How much Chequers could a Chequerschucker chuck? - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Children’s fiction offers more scholarships to working class characters - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Benny the Beluga spotted on London streets performing ‘Moby Dick’ - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | No replies since
- Cameron sighted in Brazil; still on the run - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | No replies since
- Police to no longer tell members of the public the time - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Trump’s penis to be carved onto Mount Rushmore - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- September WOTM competition - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Bodyguard-obsessed work colleague insists on calling office gossip 'Kompromat' - User last replied: 3 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 3 weeks ago
- Lifting ban is a shot in the arm for Russian athletics - User last replied: 4 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 3 weeks ago
- duplicate of Mykes one liner, now removed, sorry. - User last replied: 4 weeks ago | No replies since
- Tusk rubs Salzberg in May's wounds - User last replied: 4 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 3 weeks ago
- Summary of Stormy Daniels book: Trump. Massive bellend. - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- Panorama raises fears of May being targeted by predatory double glazing salesmen - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- Sting freed from six-way sexual entanglement with nest of squirrels - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 4 weeks ago
- ‘You’ll never pack as quick as I scan’ confirms checkout cashier - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 3 weeks ago
- Newsjack Series 19 - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Intern Required! NewsBiscuit is recruiting - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Location Location Location viewers emphasise with urge to smash screen to bits - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Jed Mercurio to script interactions between contestants and judges on X Factor - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Welsh Band formed after some preachers met on Manic Street, everyone suggests - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- Boris ‘wearing suicide pants’ - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Fear that ‘Operation Yellowhammer’ intends to bring back Timmy Mallet - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- Karen Bradley: 'Troubles? I've had a few teething problems, sure' - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- Illuminati Admit Dropping a Bollock Over Coleen Nolan and Loose Women - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Bandit finally caught - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Operation YellowHammer to be renamed Operation ShitFanner after March 2019 - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Trump struggling to keep Pence in his pocket - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Pastor delivering Aretha Franklin eulogy fails to grab anyone - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
Topics Started
- May offers visual representation of freedom of movement restrictions - Started: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Umunna Brexit critique leads Tories to check Chuka’s Chuck Chequers checklist - Started: 2 weeks ago | No replies.
- ‘You’ll never pack as quick as I scan’ confirms checkout cashier - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 3 weeks ago
- Bodyguard-obsessed work colleague insists on calling office gossip 'Kompromat' - Started: 3 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 3 weeks ago
- Tusk rubs Salzberg in May's wounds - Started: 4 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 3 weeks ago
- duplicate of Mykes one liner, now removed, sorry. - Started: 4 weeks ago | No replies.
- Summary of Stormy Daniels book: Trump. Massive bellend. - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Location Location Location viewers emphasise with urge to smash screen to bits - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Jed Mercurio to script interactions between contestants and judges on X Factor - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Welsh Band formed after some preachers met on Manic Street, everyone suggests - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Karen Bradley: 'Troubles? I've had a few teething problems, sure' - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Operation YellowHammer to be renamed Operation ShitFanner after March 2019 - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Trump struggling to keep Pence in his pocket - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Bandit finally caught - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Pastor delivering Aretha Franklin eulogy fails to grab anyone - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Man Utd defenders guilty of attacks avoidance - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Amazon informed that one item in its' basket has changed price and is now $1 tn - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Fish that had eyes glued on to make it look fresher was ‘backed into a cornea’ - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Fishmonger glueing eyes on produce wanted to show that pupil can become masker - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Reboot of Thomas theTank Engine hit by infrastructure delays - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Leaping Salmond - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- James Dyson promises Brexit legal vacuum 3 times as powerful as Kier Starmers - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Dow Jones installed as new head of Presidential security - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Government publishes note on effects of no deal Brexit on shit and fan sectors - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Ryanair demonstrate their signature disdain for customers - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Ken Clarke denies paying his shoemaker hush puppie money - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Man with IKEA self-assembly addiction admits to getting through 100 units a week - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Cash strapped councils to rebrand potholes as art installations - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Man who fell into art installation hole wishes ground would swallow him up - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Plastic straw waste is total disgrace observes tourist from his unicorn lilo - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.