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Kevin the Swan (Kevin the Swan)
- Member Since
- August 8, 2013 (1 year)
- Last Activity
- 2 days5 hours ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 63 hours, 13 minutes
- Location
- The Itchen, Winchester
- Occupation
- Royal Waterfowl
- Interests
- swanning around, hissing
User Activity
Recent Replies
- Vegetarian advice please - User last replied: 3 days ago | Most recent reply: 1 hour ago
- Avian privacy groups slam RSPB 'mass surveillance' - User last replied: 3 days ago | Most recent reply: 2 days ago
- Customer complains homeopathic penis enlargement "only added .00000001mm" - User last replied: 4 days ago | Most recent reply: 2 days ago
- UN asked to intervene over Obama-Cameron 'bromance' - User last replied: 1 week ago | No replies since
- Tits out. - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 5 days ago
- Amazon resolves tax issue by buying Luxembourg. - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Pope's Phillipine visit disrupted by Act of God - User last replied: 1 week ago | No replies since
- Cough medicine website infiltrated by hackers - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Solent cargo ship victim of 'Zero Gravity Day' hoax - User last replied: 3 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 3 weeks ago
- Classic 'hospital food is bad' joke makes front page of 'satirical' website. - User last replied: 3 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Bollocks, that was a bit tasteless on second thoughts - User last replied: 3 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 3 weeks ago
- Kevin - escaped Queenies' Christmas Menu again, I see. - User last replied: 3 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 3 weeks ago
- Despots' Hairstyles - User last replied: 3 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 3 weeks ago
- Emily Thornberry goes into standby mode after sending last image - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- Starting the 'Write for NewsBiscuit' ticker challenge - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Plebs. There, we said it. - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Men relish denouncing 1970s sexism while still repeatedly saying 'tits' - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- NHS announces cull after outbreak of man 'flu - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Super lovely. - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Wine tasting - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Colchester A&E - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Waitrose to go door-to-door making people cry in 'targeted' Christmas campaign - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Movember "grow a moustache" month to be expanded to Fanuary for women - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Government to legalise drivers' use of their indicators before actually turning - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Public appeal for Geldof to donate some of his stupid hair to Midge Ure - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Poundland Christmas advert features "semi-attractive" rat - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Thank you Scotland, for your contribution to the Union - User last replied: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Scotland to decide...'What was the question again?' - User last replied: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- No more dark winter nights for UK if Scotland leaves - User last replied: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- North Korea backs Scottish Independence - User last replied: 4 months ago | No replies since
Topics Started
- Tits out. - Started: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 5 days ago
- Starting the 'Write for NewsBiscuit' ticker challenge - Started: 11 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Plebs. There, we said it. - Started: 2 months ago | No replies.
- NHS announces cull after outbreak of man 'flu - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Scotland to decide...'What was the question again?' - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Shooting fish in a barrel to be an Olympic sport following the Pistorius case - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Portsmouth Ferry Terminal to deny entry to jihadists returning from IoW - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- Scotland demand to keep threat level of their choosing. - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- 69-year old quits making tonight's dinner after losing sense of perspective - Started: 5 months ago | No replies.
- EU to limit the 'vast emptiness of space' by 2017 - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Baked Alaska 'affected by climate change' - Started: 5 months ago | No replies.
- Confused Scotland voters to take the 'fuck it challenge' and flip a coin - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Scottish voters urged to consider Salmond's 'big pleading eyes' - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- selfie with a swan? - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Insensitive timing of Didcot towers demolition blasted - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- David Cameron caught doping Shetland ponies - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Met Office issues amber 'nyah, nyah, ne-nyah, nyah' - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- The insane in Ukraine fire mainly on the planes - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Ken Clarke caught trying to sneak back in wearing lippy and a dress - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- It's brunch time for Breakfast TV - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Gove 'delighted' to be the new Mr Whippy - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- A poem for the peado files - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Brazil to use jellow jumpers for goalposts - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Bill Oddie is next, claims massive cock. - Started: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- * - Started: 7 months ago | No replies.
- An Open Letter to Tony Blair - Started: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 7 months ago
- bloody hell it is quiet in here (and in the writers' room) - Started: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 7 months ago
- I bet Clarkson would never get away with this - Started: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Human nesting heralds early spring? - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Clarkson a victim of 'darkie policing'? - Started: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago