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Kevin the Swan (Kevin the Swan)
- Member Since
- August 8, 2013 (11 months)
- Last Activity
- 18 hours33 minutes ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 54 hours, 10 minutes
- Location
- The Itchen, Winchester
- Occupation
- Royal Waterfowl
- Interests
- swanning around, hissing
User Activity
Recent Replies
- Claims Direct appointed to solve Gaza crisis - User last replied: 21 hours ago | Most recent reply: 11 hours ago
- David Cameron caught doping Shetland ponies - User last replied: 22 hours ago | No replies since
- Starting the 'Write for NewsBiscuit' ticker challenge - User last replied: 4 days ago | Most recent reply: 2 days ago
- The Marquees De Sade - User last replied: 5 days ago | No replies since
- Met Office issues amber 'nyah, nyah, ne-nyah, nyah' - User last replied: 6 days ago | Most recent reply: 5 days ago
- Insane in Ukraine shoot mainly at the plane - User last replied: 6 days ago | No replies since
- Search for MH17 to focus on massive smoking crater in Eastern Ukraine - User last replied: 6 days ago | No replies since
- The insane in Ukraine fire mainly on the planes - User last replied: 6 days ago | Most recent reply: 6 days ago
- Palace recalls faulty batch of knighthoods - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Who would you like to head the historical child abuse inquiry, and why ? - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Has anyone here actually followed the Harris trial? - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Ken Clarke caught trying to sneak back in wearing lippy and a dress - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- It's brunch time for Breakfast TV - User last replied: 1 week ago | No replies since
- Gove 'delighted' to be the new Mr Whippy - User last replied: 1 week ago | No replies since
- New BBC Breakfast lineup to be bacon, eggs, toast and a cup of Earl Grey - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Inquiry into death of French film director ends suddenly without explanation - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Historic match-fix plot at World Cup Final - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Gaviscon heartburn firemen call 24 hour strike - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Brazil to use jellow jumpers for goalposts - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | No replies since
- A poem for the peado files - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Dyslexics line streets to see Frances de la Tour - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Queen Elizabeth's Satistics - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Strawberry lorry overturns on M1 causing massive jam - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Dr Who scare relief - stolen scripts "contained no plots". More soon. - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Peado files ring accused of historic document abuse - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Anarchy - Advice, Please. - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Bill Oddie headline....really? - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Warship named after a little old lady set to strike fear into foreign navies - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | No replies since
- Airfix criticised for not including any aircraft with HMS Queen Elizabeth model - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Bill Oddie is next, claims massive cock. - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
Topics Started
- David Cameron caught doping Shetland ponies - Started: 22 hours ago | No replies.
- Starting the 'Write for NewsBiscuit' ticker challenge - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 days ago
- Met Office issues amber 'nyah, nyah, ne-nyah, nyah' - Started: 6 days ago | Most recent reply: 5 days ago
- The insane in Ukraine fire mainly on the planes - Started: 6 days ago | Most recent reply: 6 days ago
- Ken Clarke caught trying to sneak back in wearing lippy and a dress - Started: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- It's brunch time for Breakfast TV - Started: 1 week ago | No replies.
- Gove 'delighted' to be the new Mr Whippy - Started: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- A poem for the peado files - Started: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Brazil to use jellow jumpers for goalposts - Started: 2 weeks ago | No replies.
- Bill Oddie is next, claims massive cock. - Started: 3 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- * - Started: 3 weeks ago | No replies.
- An Open Letter to Tony Blair - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- bloody hell it is quiet in here (and in the writers' room) - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- I bet Clarkson would never get away with this - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Human nesting heralds early spring? - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Clarkson a victim of 'darkie policing'? - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- David Moyes 'slept in Man City shirt' - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Conservatives insist tattoo of crucifixion on cock "not disrespectful" - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Pot, Kettle - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Miller finally runs out of fuel and plummets from a great height - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- MH370: The science behind the search - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Memo to Paxman: Shout at him. SHOUT AT HIM!!!! - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Prosecutors claim Pistouris guilty of 'shooting from the hip' - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- 95.5% of Crimea votes to join Russia, other half yet to be counted. Or shot - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- Salmond commissions Large Hadrian Collider to fill black hole in economy - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Norwegian curling team suspected of ball tampering - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Pooh blocks drain - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- London taxis confirm Scottish tenners were never legal tender - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- EU to apply Whodafukareyou protocol to independant Scotland - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- fk me they dropped Pickles off target - Started: 5 months ago | No replies.