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Kevin the Swan (Kevin the Swan)
- Member Since
- August 8, 2013 (7 months)
- Last Activity
- 6 hours ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 33 hours, 52 minutes
- Location
- The Itchen, Winchester
- Occupation
- Royal Waterfowl
- Interests
- swanning around, hissing
User Activity
Recent Replies
- A murder of Crow? - User last replied: 8 hours ago | Most recent reply: 7 hours ago
- Obama and Putin hour-long phonecall was 'gay hold music' - User last replied: 3 days ago | Most recent reply: 3 days ago
- Youtube Video of Man Sneezing and Coughing Goes Viral - User last replied: 3 days ago | No replies since
- Court rules in favour of ice pops. - User last replied: 4 days ago | Most recent reply: 4 days ago
- Cockroach speaks of 'terrifying ordeal' in restaurant shooting. - User last replied: 4 days ago | Most recent reply: 4 days ago
- Scientists believe last words of dodo were "Don't, don't" - User last replied: 4 days ago | Most recent reply: 4 days ago
- Russia's Eurovision entry announced - User last replied: 6 days ago | No replies since
- Writer of the month... - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 4 days ago
- Nigella quits The Taste - Claims "So few opportunities for blatant innuendo" - User last replied: 1 week ago | No replies since
- Newcastle fans condemn Pardew headbutt as ‘soft as southern shite, man’ - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Russia tries to secure Ukraine's Eurovision vote - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 6 days ago
- Pope: Mi cazzo es su cazzo - User last replied: 1 week ago | No replies since
- February Writer of the Month - Just-testing-who-was-awake version - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Salmond commissions Large Hadrian Collider to fill black hole in economy - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Dyslexic man who destroyed vagina-shaped trifle charged with gelatine mutilation - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Farcically Obvious, hic, to be made into a film - User last replied: 1 week ago | No replies since
- MOD 'planning massive exercise' north of Hadrian's Wall - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Kerry 'you can't invade another country on trumped-up pretext' in 21st century. - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Still peevish that you lost the ice hockey then, Vladimir? - User last replied: 1 week ago | No replies since
- Coalition Olympic legacy 'not as memorable as Putin's' - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Starting the 'Write for NewsBiscuit' ticker challenge - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Madeline McCann missing from front page of Express - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Brooks denies being a redhead, but admits to intimate ginger moments - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Norwegian curling team suspected of ball tampering - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Tony Blair solves riddle of 'Who is more immoral than a Murdoch journalist?' - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- New Scottish currency confirmed as the Giro - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Ex-pat Connery clashes with ex-pat Bowie over Scotland vote - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | No replies since
- 'Independant Scotland Will Not Be Allowed To Use The English Language' Assertion - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Tickerfest is not doing the old place any favours - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- D-ream re-issue New Labour's song for Alex Salmond - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
Topics Started
- Salmond commissions Large Hadrian Collider to fill black hole in economy - Started: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Starting the 'Write for NewsBiscuit' ticker challenge - Started: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Norwegian curling team suspected of ball tampering - Started: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Pooh blocks drain - Started: 3 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 3 weeks ago
- London taxis confirm Scottish tenners were never legal tender - Started: 3 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 3 weeks ago
- EU to apply Whodafukareyou protocol to independant Scotland - Started: 3 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 3 weeks ago
- fk me they dropped Pickles off target - Started: 4 weeks ago | No replies.
- nibble - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Nature Notes: New crater spotted in Somerset. - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Small child asks mummy "Can't they spend HS2 money on trains to Cornwall?" - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Cameron told 'hard to get' is best tactic for Scotland - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- OFSTED censures Grange Hill after Tucker incorrectly spells 'pleb' - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Environment Agency to float on the stock market - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- HMS Ark Royal on standby for deployment to Somerset - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Human nesting heralds early spring? - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Avian privacy groups slam RSPB 'mass surveillance' - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Newbiscuit cocks it up - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- UKIP a complete cult - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Slut Alors! - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Do you swear to tell the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but.. - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- BBC broadcast most boring weather forecast in 60 years - Started: 2 months ago | No replies.
- Angry birds - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Merry Christmas - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Weather alert: colossal cyclone of cuntage converging on Soweto - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Salford man in hiding after admitting "I never met Mandela" - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- and now for something not Mandela-related - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Penis extension didn't work out? Write for NewsBiscuit.... - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- World wino shortage expected in 2015 - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- Joke of the day... - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- kids these days - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago