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Kevin the Swan (Kevin the Swan)
- Member Since
- August 8, 2013 (5 years)
- Last Activity
- 4 months ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 75 hours, 15 minutes
- Location
- The Itchen, Winchester
- Occupation
- Royal Waterfowl
- Interests
- swanning around, hissing
User Activity
Recent Replies
- Labour signs Boris Johnson just before transfer deadline closes. More soon. - User last replied: 4 months ago | No replies since
- Teresa May releases flying monkeys to sell BREXIT - User last replied: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Huge inflatable baby seen flapping above London actually Boris Johnson - User last replied: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- 12th July a public holiday in England because 'Oh, Just Fuck Off' - User last replied: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- PM accused of 'polishing a turd' by sod who shat it. - User last replied: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Meghan Praised For Showing Her Lack Of Racism By Marrying A Ginger - User last replied: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Boris tricks prankster into thinking he's Foreign Secretary - User last replied: 6 months ago | No replies since
- Teresa May suffers a 'jet movement' from rampant Boris - User last replied: 6 months ago | No replies since
- Happy birthday John O'Farrell! - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Winchester resident lays claim to mining rights in local pothole. - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Emergency services stretched after thousands of satirists spontaneously combust. - User last replied: 11 months ago | Most recent reply: 11 months ago
- Jeremy Hunt in bed-blocking scandal. - User last replied: 11 months ago | Most recent reply: 11 months ago
- The NewsBiscuit Exchange - User last replied: 11 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- Royal engagement marred by media focus on ‘colour’ - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- An FP about Effing Eastenders? - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Huge vat of piss caused Carlsberg brewery ammonia leak say fire service - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Americans approve dope - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Hillary's concession email in full - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Trump’s one ugly face welcomed by the world’s two-faced politicians - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Trump Supporters - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- America votes to make itself grate again - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- CAPTIONS!!! - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Female Australian soldiers to perform wombat roles - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Transcript of the PM’s weekly audience with the Queen after Brexit - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Leadsome CV inflation only current sign of growth in UK economy. More soon. - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Fair play to Corbyn...balls of brass - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- How far Andrea Leadsom should Eff Off, explained. - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Tories advise Leadsom should not be got wet or fed after midnight. - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Sir John Chilcot "still hasn't put up those shelves", complains wife - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- You say Kolkata I say Calcutta - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
Topics Started
- 12th July a public holiday in England because 'Oh, Just Fuck Off' - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Teresa May suffers a 'jet movement' from rampant Boris - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Jeremy Hunt in bed-blocking scandal. - Started: 11 months ago | Most recent reply: 11 months ago
- How far Andrea Leadsom should Eff Off, explained. - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Putin on the fiddle. - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- HMRC Facebook status: "It's complicated" - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Starting the 'Write for NewsBiscuit' ticker challenge - Started: 4 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Theoretical cash to outperform Bitcoins according to OBR - Started: 3 years ago | No replies.
- Trident "largest robbery in English legal history" - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Prescott turned down James Bond role as 'too misogynistic' - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Lords and Commons to relax requirement for Speaker to be a cnut - Started: 3 years ago | No replies.
- Bercow claimed every time he spent a penny. Commons janitor blows the whistle. - Started: 3 years ago | No replies.
- A Beautiful Mind out. - Started: 3 years ago | No replies.
- EdStone on Ebay - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Cameron to offer Boris a sofa-bed in Cabinet - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Advertisement: 3D-printing of your bump or lump - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Queen dissolves Parliament with Shake 'n' Vac - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Butterfly accepts responsibility for devastation in Vanuatu - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Tits out. - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Plebs. There, we said it. - Started: 4 years ago | No replies.
- NHS announces cull after outbreak of man 'flu - Started: 4 years ago | Most recent reply: 4 years ago
- Scotland to decide...'What was the question again?' - Started: 4 years ago | Most recent reply: 4 years ago
- Shooting fish in a barrel to be an Olympic sport following the Pistorius case - Started: 4 years ago | Most recent reply: 4 years ago
- Portsmouth Ferry Terminal to deny entry to jihadists returning from IoW - Started: 4 years ago | No replies.
- Scotland demand to keep threat level of their choosing. - Started: 4 years ago | Most recent reply: 4 years ago
- 69-year old quits making tonight's dinner after losing sense of perspective - Started: 4 years ago | No replies.
- EU to limit the 'vast emptiness of space' by 2017 - Started: 4 years ago | Most recent reply: 4 years ago
- Baked Alaska 'affected by climate change' - Started: 4 years ago | No replies.
- Confused Scotland voters to take the 'fuck it challenge' and flip a coin - Started: 4 years ago | Most recent reply: 4 years ago
- Scottish voters urged to consider Salmond's 'big pleading eyes' - Started: 4 years ago | Most recent reply: 4 years ago