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Kevin the Swan (Kevin the Swan)
- Member Since
- August 8, 2013 (8 months)
- Last Activity
- 12 hours47 minutes ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 39 hours, 55 minutes
- Location
- The Itchen, Winchester
- Occupation
- Royal Waterfowl
- Interests
- swanning around, hissing
User Activity
Recent Replies
- bugger - sorry, wrong room - User last replied: 13 hours ago | No replies since
- Starting the 'Write for NewsBiscuit' ticker challenge - User last replied: 13 hours ago | No replies since
- Conservatives insist tattoo of crucifixion on cock "not disrespectful" - User last replied: 23 hours ago | Most recent reply: 22 hours ago
- Pot, Kettle - User last replied: 2 days ago | Most recent reply: 2 days ago
- Is it me, or is the 'top ten' a tad misleading? - User last replied: 2 days ago | Most recent reply: 1 day ago
- BBC: "Unique Easter weekend without Bond or Escape to Victory" - User last replied: 4 days ago | Most recent reply: 3 days ago
- Easter Top Gear special 'Pope my Ride' - User last replied: 4 days ago | No replies since
- God 'woefully underqualified for the job', records show - User last replied: 4 days ago | Most recent reply: 2 days ago
- Adoption agencies inundated with middle-class toddlers post-'Offer Day' - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- 1960s Rock Group Procol Harum Deny Responibility For Nigerian Bombing - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 6 days ago
- Kevin! - User last replied: 1 week ago | No replies since
- Today's FP - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- March Writer of the Month - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- God denies existence of Nick Clegg - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Miller finally runs out of fuel and plummets from a great height - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Diplomatic chaos as Iran attempts to harness power of ‘butterfly effect’ - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- double dip - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | No replies since
- Chimp show splits art world - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- British submarine collides with MH370 - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | No replies since
- Which is more lethal? Tebbit's comdemnation or Cameron's 'unequivocal support'? - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | No replies since
- MH370: The science behind the search - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- First Gay Marriage widower demands he be called a 'widowim'. - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | No replies since
- She’ll do whatever you want, while you watch: yes, it’s the Widdicam... - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | No replies since
- Culture Secretary blasted with Cameron's 'full confidence' - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | No replies since
- OED: surviving partner bereaved in gay marriage 'the widout' - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | No replies since
- Shock in court as Max Clifford's penis takes the witness stand - User last replied: 3 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 3 weeks ago
- Egyptian executioners 'concerned' about workload - User last replied: 4 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 4 weeks ago
- Memo to Paxman: Shout at him. SHOUT AT HIM!!!! - User last replied: 4 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 3 weeks ago
- Prosecutors claim Pistouris guilty of 'shooting from the hip' - User last replied: 4 weeks ago | No replies since
- Tower of Piza gains listed status - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
Topics Started
- Starting the 'Write for NewsBiscuit' ticker challenge - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 13 hours ago
- Conservatives insist tattoo of crucifixion on cock "not disrespectful" - Started: 1 day ago | Most recent reply: 22 hours ago
- Pot, Kettle - Started: 2 days ago | Most recent reply: 2 days ago
- Miller finally runs out of fuel and plummets from a great height - Started: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- MH370: The science behind the search - Started: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Memo to Paxman: Shout at him. SHOUT AT HIM!!!! - Started: 4 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 3 weeks ago
- Prosecutors claim Pistouris guilty of 'shooting from the hip' - Started: 4 weeks ago | No replies.
- 95.5% of Crimea votes to join Russia, other half yet to be counted. Or shot - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Salmond commissions Large Hadrian Collider to fill black hole in economy - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Norwegian curling team suspected of ball tampering - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Pooh blocks drain - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- London taxis confirm Scottish tenners were never legal tender - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- EU to apply Whodafukareyou protocol to independant Scotland - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- fk me they dropped Pickles off target - Started: 2 months ago | No replies.
- nibble - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Nature Notes: New crater spotted in Somerset. - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Small child asks mummy "Can't they spend HS2 money on trains to Cornwall?" - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Cameron told 'hard to get' is best tactic for Scotland - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- OFSTED censures Grange Hill after Tucker incorrectly spells 'pleb' - Started: 2 months ago | No replies.
- Environment Agency to float on the stock market - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- HMS Ark Royal on standby for deployment to Somerset - Started: 2 months ago | No replies.
- Human nesting heralds early spring? - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Avian privacy groups slam RSPB 'mass surveillance' - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Newbiscuit cocks it up - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- UKIP a complete cult - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Slut Alors! - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Do you swear to tell the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but.. - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- BBC broadcast most boring weather forecast in 60 years - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Angry birds - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Merry Christmas - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago