Arthur (A Friend of Arthur)
- Member Since
- June 3, 2013 (6 months)
- Last Activity
- 3 days3 hours ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 177 hours, 15 minutes
- Website
- http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/profile.php?id=39541
- Location
- Usual habitat is 22" from a computer monitor, but can vary at feeding time.
- Occupation
- Paying Domestic Energy Bills (full time)
- Interests
- Suing the Thing for recovery of Danegeld. Also, the elimination of puns from the Internet.
User Activity
Recent Replies
- Mel Gibson to be crowned King of Scotland on 9/19/2014, says White House aide - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Why I'm Grumpy - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Separate Neat-O Room saves day for satirical news website - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Santa questioned in connection with historical offences under Christmas Tree - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Hat tip to Titus - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- badgers bite back? - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Mayor Erects Moument To 'The Unknown Dalek' - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Duchy of Cornwall to become Kingdom of Cornwall on Charles's accession - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- 5p levy on junk food wrappers 'would pay for HS2 in a fortnight,' say economists - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Shock as Tooth Fairy arrested under Operation Yewtree - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Corte Suprema di Cassazione to review Jesus of Nazareth case - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- New writer seeks your feedback - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Government pledges plastic bag levy "will fund badger conservation programme". - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- It's all kicking off down here! - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- DHL wins contract to deliver Royal Mail Share Packs. - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- NASA Faces $86bn Roaming Charge For Voyager Communications - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- I see from the FP that JoF has given up his political career - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Ray Dolby's death to be marked by minute's noise reduction - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Twitter to limit shares to 140 per buyer - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Psychics strike against 2016 pay freeze - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Apple already hyping iPhone 6, iPhone7 and iPhone 7.5. - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Hats tipped - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Apple Releases Same Stupid Crap That Doesn't Work - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Beast Finally Goes Ex-Directory After Spate Of Nuisance Sales Calls - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Rebecca holding Lindy hostage! - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- London to Wigan annual season ticket to cost £15bn by 2037, forecasters predict - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- ἑξακόσιοι δέκα ἕξ - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- HS2 now available with extended warranty for only £15bn p.a. extra - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Smart Alex apologises and sets Neat-O - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- χ ξ ϛ - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
Topics Started
- Why I'm Grumpy - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Mel Gibson to be crowned King of Scotland on 9/19/2014, says White House aide - Started: 2 months ago | No replies.
- Santa questioned in connection with historical offences under Christmas Tree - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Hat tip to Titus - Started: 2 months ago | No replies.
- Duchy of Cornwall to become Kingdom of Cornwall on Charles's accession - Started: 2 months ago | No replies.
- 5p levy on junk food wrappers 'would pay for HS2 in a fortnight,' say economists - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Corte Suprema di Cassazione to review Jesus of Nazareth case - Started: 2 months ago | No replies.
- London to Wigan annual season ticket to cost £15bn by 2037, forecasters predict - Started: 2 months ago | No replies.
- ἑξακόσιοι δέκα ἕξ - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- HS2 now available with extended warranty for only £15bn p.a. extra - Started: 2 months ago | No replies.
- χ ξ ϛ - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- NEAT-O w/c 9th Sept 2013 - splinter factions - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Peter Mandelson's Book of Acceptance Speeches to go on sale - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Deadline for next Neat-O judge's acceptance speech is today - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Shakespeare's hags sipped Anne's bitch - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Sheppey Crossing dense fog pile-up: police search CCTV for clues - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Sheppey crossing pile-up: one person charged - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Cameron to be first UK Prime Minister to avoid starting a war since Chamberlain - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Pharmacist refuses to give medicine to Alzheimer's victim who forgot his address - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Value of punctuation falls to two pound's a pound, says Ofsted report - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- NewsCorp Journalist of the Year's acceptance speech muffled by pillow - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- And now, the moment you've all been waiting for ... - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- NEW -- Neat-O topic w/c 25th August - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Nelson Mandella's corpse transported home for shiva - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Nelson Mandella dies in ambulance blunder - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Nelson Mandella dies peacefully at home surrounded by family - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Private. No entry. - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- French fries to be reinstated on USA restaurant menus - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Our weaponry 'more selective' than Middle-Eastern weaponry, say our leaders - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Editors no longer valued for literary skills says survey, lol - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago