Arthur (Arthur)
- Member Since
- May 21, 2013 (5 years)
- Last Activity
- 2 years5 months ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 31 hours, 10 minutes
- Location
- Preferred habitat is 22" from a computer monitor but can vary at feeding time
- Occupation
- Paying Fuel Bills (full time)
- Interests
- Trying to get my NewsBiscuit account to work
User Activity
Recent Replies
- Dr Who changes name to Cr Who following lucrative new contract - User last replied: 5 years ago | No replies since
- Neat-O 29th May - User last replied: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- The word "Celebrity" to include everyone you've ever heard of, announces OED - User last replied: 5 years ago | No replies since
- Bad portrait actually good portrait of very ugly person - User last replied: 5 years ago | No replies since
- Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater's wife accuses him of hollow premises - User last replied: 5 years ago | No replies since
- Britain celebrates 60 glorious years in front of the TV - User last replied: 5 years ago | No replies since
- Revolutionary new placebo drug aimed at hypochondriac market - User last replied: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- Scouts touch up hillside figure, Operation Yew Tree officers informed - User last replied: 5 years ago | No replies since
- Man 'not sorry to die' after finding out what K-pop was - User last replied: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- It's "back to school" for lollipop lady. - User last replied: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- Motorist earns kudos by being last person not to own a personalised number plate - User last replied: 5 years ago | No replies since
- Uncommonly cheerful barber ponders further uses for scissors and razor. - User last replied: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- Gastroenteritis outbreak leads to sudden step change in most UK hospitals - User last replied: 5 years ago | No replies since
- Flat feet major cause of instep change, warn chiropodists - User last replied: 5 years ago | No replies since
- Global warming will cause steppe change, warn Russian climatologists - User last replied: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- Secret UKIP plans to decimate the metric system revealed - User last replied: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- Man's dying wish is that he wished he'd looked both ways before crossing - User last replied: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- Sorry I'm late; stepped in shit and had to change shoes... - User last replied: 5 years ago | No replies since
- B&Q offer step change for customers who bought faulty ladders - User last replied: 5 years ago | No replies since
- PowerPoint presenters make paradigm step, change in audience attitude inevitable - User last replied: 5 years ago | No replies since
- Rare sightings of strange yellow orbs is the Sun, assure astronomers - User last replied: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- Britain to send arms to Murder Dem Batty Boy gang in bid to end the war on drugs - User last replied: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- Step change for house with damaged threshold - User last replied: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- Guardsmen out of step change their drill sergeant - User last replied: 5 years ago | No replies since
- I'm going to look in the Writers' Room - User last replied: 5 years ago | No replies since
- Dear Administrators, - User last replied: 5 years ago | No replies since
- NewsBiscuit latest: It's two, fifty-nine, and fifty seconds, says Speaking Clock - User last replied: 5 years ago | No replies since
- "Want to borrow a fiver until Friday?" asks Office of Fair Trading - User last replied: 5 years ago | No replies since
- Lonely old woman adopted by thirty-six cats. - User last replied: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- What's the latest on the Dead Pool? - User last replied: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
Topics Started
- Step change for house with damaged threshold - Started: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- Dr Who changes name to Cr Who following lucrative new contract - Started: 5 years ago | No replies.
- The word "Celebrity" to include everyone you've ever heard of, announces OED - Started: 5 years ago | No replies.
- Global warming will cause steppe change, warn Russian climatologists - Started: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- Flat feet major cause of instep change, warn chiropodists - Started: 5 years ago | No replies.
- B&Q offer step change for customers who bought faulty ladders - Started: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- PowerPoint presenters make paradigm step, change in audience attitude inevitable - Started: 5 years ago | No replies.
- Guardsmen out of step change their drill sergeant - Started: 5 years ago | No replies.
- I'm going to look in the Writers' Room - Started: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- NewsBiscuit latest: It's two, fifty-nine, and fifty seconds, says Speaking Clock - Started: 5 years ago | No replies.
- "Want to borrow a fiver until Friday?" asks Office of Fair Trading - Started: 5 years ago | No replies.
- NewsBiscuit exclusive: Honest, hard-working and kind person makes headline news - Started: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- George Osborne applies to Step Change for Treasury bailout - Started: 5 years ago | No replies.
- Specsavers to launch multimedia spectacles - Started: 5 years ago | No replies.
- People who laugh agree, they laugh with you, not because you crack a joke - Started: 5 years ago | No replies.
- Factual Accuracy - Started: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- Morrisons dress code to include santa hats all year round. - Started: 5 years ago | No replies.
- Olive oil jugs removed from the table by EU committee. Swee'Pea to be bottle fed - Started: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- Allah offended by NewsBiscuit front page article. Editors to be smitten Tuesday. - Started: 5 years ago | No replies.
- This Week's Winner - Started: 5 years ago | No replies.
- Coalition government to axe Danegeld in economic recovery measure - Started: 5 years ago | No replies.
- CrassAlert recall after fatal collisions - Started: 5 years ago | No replies.
- Announcing the first annual PowerPoint users' conference - Started: 5 years ago | No replies.
- No pork in halal burgers - Started: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- Suicidal funeral director was living the dream, says coroner - Started: 5 years ago | No replies.