Arthur (Arthur)
- Member Since
- May 21, 2013 (7 years)
- Last Activity
- 4 years8 months ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 31 hours, 10 minutes
- Location
- Preferred habitat is 22" from a computer monitor but can vary at feeding time
- Occupation
- Paying Fuel Bills (full time)
- Interests
- Trying to get my NewsBiscuit account to work
User Activity
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Dr Who changes name to Cr Who following lucrative new contract -
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Neat-O 29th May -
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The word "Celebrity" to include everyone you've ever heard of, announces OED -
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Bad portrait actually good portrait of very ugly person -
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Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater's wife accuses him of hollow premises -
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Britain celebrates 60 glorious years in front of the TV -
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Revolutionary new placebo drug aimed at hypochondriac market -
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Scouts touch up hillside figure, Operation Yew Tree officers informed -
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Man 'not sorry to die' after finding out what K-pop was -
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It's "back to school" for lollipop lady. -
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Motorist earns kudos by being last person not to own a personalised number plate -
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Uncommonly cheerful barber ponders further uses for scissors and razor. -
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Gastroenteritis outbreak leads to sudden step change in most UK hospitals -
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Flat feet major cause of instep change, warn chiropodists -
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Global warming will cause steppe change, warn Russian climatologists -
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Secret UKIP plans to decimate the metric system revealed -
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Man's dying wish is that he wished he'd looked both ways before crossing -
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Sorry I'm late; stepped in shit and had to change shoes... -
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B&Q offer step change for customers who bought faulty ladders -
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PowerPoint presenters make paradigm step, change in audience attitude inevitable -
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Rare sightings of strange yellow orbs is the Sun, assure astronomers -
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Britain to send arms to Murder Dem Batty Boy gang in bid to end the war on drugs -
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Step change for house with damaged threshold -
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Guardsmen out of step change their drill sergeant -
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I'm going to look in the Writers' Room -
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Dear Administrators, -
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NewsBiscuit latest: It's two, fifty-nine, and fifty seconds, says Speaking Clock -
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"Want to borrow a fiver until Friday?" asks Office of Fair Trading -
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Lonely old woman adopted by thirty-six cats. -
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What's the latest on the Dead Pool? -
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Step change for house with damaged threshold -
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Dr Who changes name to Cr Who following lucrative new contract -
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The word "Celebrity" to include everyone you've ever heard of, announces OED -
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Global warming will cause steppe change, warn Russian climatologists -
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Flat feet major cause of instep change, warn chiropodists -
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B&Q offer step change for customers who bought faulty ladders -
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PowerPoint presenters make paradigm step, change in audience attitude inevitable -
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Guardsmen out of step change their drill sergeant -
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I'm going to look in the Writers' Room -
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NewsBiscuit latest: It's two, fifty-nine, and fifty seconds, says Speaking Clock -
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"Want to borrow a fiver until Friday?" asks Office of Fair Trading -
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NewsBiscuit exclusive: Honest, hard-working and kind person makes headline news -
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George Osborne applies to Step Change for Treasury bailout -
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Specsavers to launch multimedia spectacles -
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People who laugh agree, they laugh with you, not because you crack a joke -
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Factual Accuracy -
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Morrisons dress code to include santa hats all year round. -
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Olive oil jugs removed from the table by EU committee. Swee'Pea to be bottle fed -
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Allah offended by NewsBiscuit front page article. Editors to be smitten Tuesday. -
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This Week's Winner -
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Coalition government to axe Danegeld in economic recovery measure -
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CrassAlert recall after fatal collisions -
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Announcing the first annual PowerPoint users' conference -
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No pork in halal burgers -
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Suicidal funeral director was living the dream, says coroner -
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