Tess Goes (Tess Goes)
- Member Since
- December 15, 2012 (6 months)
- Last Activity
- 1 week5 day ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 19 hours, 33 minutes
- Location
- East Sussex
- Occupation
- White van driver
- Interests
- Embroidery, Domestic chores, and white van spotting
User Activity
Recent Replies
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- Sam Cam suggests that a Mau Mau member was a bigger a penis than Dave - User last replied: 1 week ago | No replies since
- On leaving hospital, George Michael makes reservation for two weeks in August. - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | No replies since
- Baby 57 to be weaned on baked beans - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | No replies since
- House of Commons To Be Rebuilt on sight Of ancient Gwammar skull - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | No replies since
- Tied up kangaroo found up Arris - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- Saudi Arabia: Man caught stealing eye makeup gets 30 lashes - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- It's Kinda Clicky say's Easter Legg - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Leaking News : Great Gravy Train Robber pisses pants at funeral. - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Necrophiliac claims partner 'unresponsive' in bed - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Highways Agency admit to using Shit Grit in East Sussex - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- TrueBiscuit from Walsall, via the Birmingham Mail - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
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- Traces of porky pies found in Chris Huhne - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Chancellor announces spare organ tax - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- "One's 'twos' are like One's 'ones'" - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Royal watchers concerned about Puke of Edinburgh - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Donor Kebab Shop Owner Gives Up Selling Sheek - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Rival shelf-stacking dynasties clash over rights to price up aisle 13 - User last replied: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Shed for the yard turned into a Shard, complains despairing online shopper. - User last replied: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Human Cannonball who used nuclear power went "completely over the top". - User last replied: 4 months ago | No replies since
- Cameron Renames England as Little India - User last replied: 4 months ago | No replies since
- ticker typo - User last replied: 4 months ago | No replies since
- “Pope had to resign-to collect lottery winnings" says Euromillions spokesman - User last replied: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Benefits cheat Stephen Hawking "not disabled and knows fuck all about physics" - User last replied: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Teenage boy in lying in bed at 11 am outrage tells parents to “shut the fuck up” - User last replied: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- ITV to screen "Pope Idol" - User last replied: 4 months ago | No replies since
- Man tazered outside the Palace was using the wrong knife - User last replied: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Horse named Findus widely tipped not to enter Grand National this year - User last replied: 4 months ago | No replies since
- English Jobseeker told to learn Polish - User last replied: 4 months ago | No replies since
Topics Started
- Sam Cam suggests that a Mau Mau member was a bigger a penis than Dave - Started: 1 week ago | No replies.
- House of Commons To Be Rebuilt on sight Of ancient Gwammar skull - Started: 2 weeks ago | No replies.
- Tied up kangaroo found up Arris - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- It's Kinda Clicky say's Easter Legg - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Leaking News : Great Gravy Train Robber pisses pants at funeral. - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Highways Agency admit to using Shit Grit in East Sussex - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Donor Kebab Shop Owner Gives Up Selling Sheek - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Cameron Renames England as Little India - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- Horse named Findus widely tipped not to enter Grand National this year - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- English Jobseeker told to learn Polish - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Icey Seahorses... New lickable meat treat available in a Catholic Church - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- Sod Eu, You B'stard Britains and yew can have my goat say's Cameron - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- USA Claims to have Fiscal Cliff Richard Single - Started: 5 months ago | No replies.
- Archbishop threatens to bash the bishop during - Started: 5 months ago | No replies.
- Pub Landlord loses £30k on Cross Channel Ferry slot machines - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Legless Canoeist Paddles Across The Channel With Penis - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- McFlurry McCosta Ronald McDonald - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Abu Quatada invites Vicar around for Christmas dinner - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Supposedly Funny Scot Funds Foreign Tourist To Sue English Tourists Abroad - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago