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Nowherefast (Nowherefast)
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- August 2, 2012 (10 months)
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- Stuart Hall arrest: Tabloid editors in mad dash for 'It's a Knockout' rape puns - User last replied: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Dr Who’s Decorator Takes Legal action - User last replied: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Osborne reintroduces Wool Tax to cash in on upcoming bootie knitting frenzy - User last replied: 6 months ago | No replies since
- Women bishops the final word. - User last replied: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Bishop's move check mates women priests - User last replied: 7 months ago | No replies since
- Church fears home baking moratorium after synod rejects women Bishops - User last replied: 7 months ago | No replies since
- “Why not build your own Tramp?” says CPRE - User last replied: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 7 months ago
- Lord McAlpine expected to sue Dave in "about a year" - User last replied: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- 'Satire in crisis' warns CBeebies producer - User last replied: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 7 months ago
- Gay Shakespeare (add more at your convenience) - User last replied: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- “Sparrow nest soup now sadly unavailable” moans Jamie Oliver - User last replied: 7 months ago | No replies since
- Paul Gascoine bewildered by Israeli attacks: Says "I never played for West Ham!" - User last replied: 7 months ago | No replies since
- Lord McAlpine to sue himself after inadvertently tweeting his own name - User last replied: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 7 months ago
- Tory peer renamed "Lord McAlpine-Allegedly" in effort to avoid future lawsuits - User last replied: 7 months ago | No replies since
- German WWII veteran emerges from Isle of Wight forest - User last replied: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 7 months ago
- Pastor Martin Niemöller wins 'I Told You So' Award in trial by twitter clampdown - User last replied: 7 months ago | No replies since
- Terry Wogan questioned as police investigate why Pudsey Bear needs an eye patch - User last replied: 7 months ago | No replies since
- Apathy convincingly trounces opposition in regional Police Commissioner vote - User last replied: 7 months ago | No replies since
- Film sequels that never happened - User last replied: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Ernest Saunders' Doctor confident Margaret Moran will now make a full recovery - User last replied: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Greek government agrees Wonga slider combination to secure short-term loan - User last replied: 7 months ago | No replies since
- Equity calls for strike action as BBC drama hands top acting roles to managers - User last replied: 7 months ago | No replies since
- Ex Thatcher Minister remains as BBC Chairman to set corporation straight after - User last replied: 7 months ago | No replies since
- Labour or Tory, they're all thieving hypocrites. - User last replied: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 7 months ago
- 'Gay Witch Hunt' confirmed as sequel to 'Lesbian Vampire Killers' - User last replied: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 7 months ago
- BBC’s Newsnight to stick with cat stories until further notice - User last replied: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 7 months ago
- Clive Dunn has died - User last replied: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 7 months ago
- Met office suggests tropical storms could be calmer with blokes names - User last replied: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 7 months ago
- Coalition celebrates half-way point with ‘chalk and cheese party’... - User last replied: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 7 months ago
- Staffers express relief as Osmond's White House band residency cancelled - User last replied: 7 months ago | No replies since
Topics Started
- Baumgartner: Kev from Halfords denies forgetting to reconnect visor demister - Started: 8 months ago | No replies.
- Aung San Suu Kyi: "I often dreamt I was being fondled by DLT." - Started: 8 months ago | No replies.
- BBC Reconsiders Royal Charter In Wake Of Plantagenet King's Child Bride Scandal - Started: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Athens Riots As ECB Refuses To Hand Over Greek Share Of Nobel Prize Money - Started: 8 months ago | No replies.
- Carter-Ruck Issues Profit Warning As Dead Celebrity Witch Hunts Continue - Started: 8 months ago | No replies.
- Boris Johnson To Digitally Replace Savile In Top Of The Pops Reruns - Started: 8 months ago | No replies.
- Public Outrage Grows As Former NOTW Exec Admits Savile's Phone Wasn't Hacked - Started: 8 months ago | No replies.
- Silvio Berlusconi Tipped As Next Director General of the BBC - Started: 8 months ago | No replies.
- Kate's Tits, Pippa's Arse: "They got them from me" says proud mum Carole - Started: 9 months ago | No replies.
- This cropped up on my radar .. thought it might raise a smirk here - Started: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- Post Box Miracle Cures Surrey Vicar's Internet Identity Crisis - Started: 10 months ago | No replies.
- Man's Attempt To Write Thwarted By Woman's Constant Fucking Racket After Holiday - Started: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- Last Minute Vindication For Olympic Skeptics As ' One Direction' To Play Close - Started: 10 months ago | No replies.
- Griffin Announces "Win A Gold To Stay Here" Policy For Black British Olympians - Started: 10 months ago | No replies.
- Clegg Joins Call For GB Medallist Embargo As BBC Accused Of Excessive Patriotism - Started: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- Is someone here moonlighting as a headline writer for the BBC website then? - Started: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- Solihull Man Accuses TeamGB As Personal Quest For Lifelong Disappointment Stalls - Started: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- Anyone fancy a small wager on Morrisey as next DG @ BBC Then? - Started: 10 months ago | No replies.
- Initial Mars Curiosity Data May Hold Clue To Loss Of Beagle - Started: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- Metropolitan Police Trial New Empathy Weapon In War On Yardies - Started: 10 months ago | No replies.
- Awsome! Lifted straight from the Telegraph - Started: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- Monti Sinks Entire Italian Budget Into Durex Shares As Pope Lifts Condom Ban - Started: 10 months ago | No replies.
- Tony Blair Deeply Worried That Nobody Cares That He's Deeply Worried - Started: 10 months ago | No replies.
- Mars Curiosity Landing: "Not Enough Strings and Pulleys" Says W. Heath Robinson - Started: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- I have no idea if this is genuine.. but I really hope it is... - Started: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- Recession Hit Edinburgh Fringe Renamed Edinburgh Comb Over - Started: 10 months ago | No replies.
- How do I delete this post? - Started: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- NASA Scientist Regrets Singing My Dogs Bigger Than Your Dog At OU Open Mic Night - Started: 10 months ago | No replies.
- Lack Of A "Banksy" In Stadium Undermines Olympic Credibility Say Art Critics - Started: 10 months ago | No replies.
- Santa Queries Ryan Air's North Pole Delivery Pledge As Xmas Teds Land In Belarus - Started: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago