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Nowherefast (Nowherefast)
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- August 2, 2012 (9 months)
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- Cameron in EU budget cut victory: Dog to replace horse in beef products. - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- "If I'd known I was selling Shergar I'd have charged extra " admits Spar owner - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- oops - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- First gay marriage called off after squabble over who gets to be the bride - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Philippa Langley announces engagement to car park skeleton - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- God won over to gay marriage by promise of 'really spectacular' cakes & flowers - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- NCP demand 500 years back rent and a royal charter - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Taking the piss out of satire - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Reading bus company running on bullshit sub too obvious to bother with - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- What's your least impressive celebrity encouter stories? - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- HS2: We can't wait to get started say Indian steel firms & German train builders - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- X-Factor 2013: Competitors to face 'Mexican Cantina Tour' challenge - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Pulled 'til I write a sub for for it - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Linda McCartney Sausages found to contain 29% of Heather Mills - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- HS2 - High Speed Rail Link: "Great excuse to piss people off." says Minister - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Literal videos - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Chelsea's Eden Hazard to be new face of Specsavers - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Consternation as Lincoln movie contains no references to A46 bypass - User last replied: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- "I've shot Taliban" admits Prince Harry, "They taste a lot like pheasant." - User last replied: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- What's the latest on the Dead Pool? - User last replied: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 weeks ago
- Michael Winner's 'Death Wish' award "long overdue" say critics - User last replied: 4 months ago | No replies since
- Poetic policeman embraces new formalism; Claims beat bobbies belong in 1950's - User last replied: 4 months ago | No replies since
- Algeria claims US supplied special forces manual only went up to clusterfuck - User last replied: 4 months ago | No replies since
- Fashion retailers fear huge increase in men lurking outside changing rooms - User last replied: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
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- Merry Christmas one and all... - User last replied: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
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- Dutch coffee shop owners announce mass exodus to Seattle - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- 'It's a great day for the planet Vulcan', declares Obama - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Isle of Wight man targets tablet market with 7" slate & chalk combo - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- oops..wrong room - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Hurricane Sandy: "Origin tracked back to Mablethorpe wind farm" claims Minister - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Abuse Enquiry: How much did Rebekah Brooks really know about the PM & the Horse? - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- BBC bans all tribute shows and retrospectives "Just in case" - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Nick Clegg calls for 50 year cooling off period before eulogising dead celebs - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- "It was more than just the damp that was rising", admits Miss Jones - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Hamster looked older claims Starr - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Mars mission abandoned after Rover sends back Hawaiian lapsteel guitar recording - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Sandy to be declared most popular name in August 2013 US baby boom - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- UK viewers braced for years of US TV dramas referencing 10/30 - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Scotland Yard to lease TARDIS from BBC - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Romney promises Man in the moon to be hunted down in War on Weather pledge - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Mayor of New York regrets asking for trick instead of treat - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Anti-smoking lobby demand to know why BBC permitted Savile on-screen cigar use - Started: 7 months ago | No replies.
- Commons culture committee lobby for Rum Tum Tugger as next DG of BBC - Started: 7 months ago | No replies.
- Badger cull pulled to avoid undermining Autumnwatch wildlife tribute - Started: 7 months ago | No replies.
- Bob Harris quietly distances himself from BBC's DJ whispering campaign - Started: 7 months ago | No replies.
- UK defence exports hit new low as May announces clampdown on weapons suppliers - Started: 7 months ago | No replies.
- Polish Builders mass in Carlisle as Hadrian's Wall reconstruction rumours grow - Started: 7 months ago | No replies.
- Team producing petrol from thin air invited to work on Nick Cleggs credibility - Started: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 7 months ago
- US Attorney General says no hard feelings. Offers McKinnon goodwill Area51 tour - Started: 7 months ago | No replies.
- Soaring elderly care costs see £1000 tickets on sale for Stone's O2 sing-a-long - Started: 7 months ago | No replies.
- Weymouth & Portland Tourism Campaign Launches With Concrete Jingle - Started: 7 months ago | No replies.
- Hunters foiled by Badger's cunning Everton Mint disguise - Started: 7 months ago | No replies.
- National Anthem To Reintroduce Controversial 'Crush Rebellious Scots' Verse - Started: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 7 months ago
- Bill Wyman to be broken up and sent to landfill - Started: 7 months ago | No replies.
- Muslim protesters notice arrival of age of mockery 800 years after everyone else - Started: 7 months ago | No replies.