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Nowherefast (Nowherefast)
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- August 2, 2012 (9 months)
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- Doubts cast on Yewtree evidence after allegations of wobble-boarding - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 4 weeks ago
- Unholy row as Benedict returns to reclaim the papacy in time for Easter - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- News Biscuit offers advisory on how to spell 'Rolf Harris.' - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- DPRK:Army ordered to act out 'Homefront' level after Kim Jong-un's Xbox packs up - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- Pope "considers his position" after grave of Jesus found in car park - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- North Koreans warned: once fuse is lit, do not attempt to return to your missile - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- Lack of creepy archive photo prevents BBC naming Rolf Harris as Yewtree suspect - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- Newsbiscuit servers braced for influx of trite Rolph Harris jokes - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- Kylie Cloned Without Her Consent - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- "FAB" says Ed as he recommends big brother David for job on Thunderbird 5 - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- 'Ripper may have used a Toblerone' say experts - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- Britons urged not to panic after Bulgarian spotted - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Some households in north of England still without Royal update warn Met Office - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Has April 1st arrived early this year? - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Chef stripped of celebrity after admitting any old frying pan okay for omlettes - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- The pope's new encyclical - Habebimus Malvinas - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Back up Your brain but not now! - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- I have awful news. - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Great archive today other than that it includes reference to - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- MEP's wife warns: "Support porn ban or no more filming our weekly bukkake night" - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Bacon - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- North Korea threatens nuclear war against ISP's blocking the pirate bay - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- MOD confirms Doncaster job centre as new British Army HQ - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Clowns still more popular than comedians in Eastleigh - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Guardian piece about the gaffer and the Eastleigh by-election... - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- True biscuit: Heart Attack Grill 'spokesman' dies of heart attack - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Pope's retirement "sets a bad example to the elderly" claims Iain Duncan Smith - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Vatican deny reports of Blair/Brown Italian restaurant papal succession pact - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Cameron in EU budget cut victory: Dog to replace horse in beef products. - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- "If I'd known I was selling Shergar I'd have charged extra " admits Spar owner - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
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- Philippa Langley announces engagement to car park skeleton - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- God won over to gay marriage by promise of 'really spectacular' cakes & flowers - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- NCP demand 500 years back rent and a royal charter - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Reading bus company running on bullshit sub too obvious to bother with - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- HS2: We can't wait to get started say Indian steel firms & German train builders - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- X-Factor 2013: Competitors to face 'Mexican Cantina Tour' challenge - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Pulled 'til I write a sub for for it - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Linda McCartney Sausages found to contain 29% of Heather Mills - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- HS2 - High Speed Rail Link: "Great excuse to piss people off." says Minister - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Chelsea's Eden Hazard to be new face of Specsavers - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- "I've shot Taliban" admits Prince Harry, "They taste a lot like pheasant." - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Michael Winner's 'Death Wish' award "long overdue" say critics - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Poetic policeman embraces new formalism; Claims beat bobbies belong in 1950's - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Algeria claims US supplied special forces manual only went up to clusterfuck - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- Smoker advises people who suggest he quits for New Year to fuck off - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Stuart Hall arrest: Tabloid editors in mad dash for 'It's a Knockout' rape puns - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Osborne reintroduces Wool Tax to cash in on upcoming bootie knitting frenzy - Started: 5 months ago | No replies.
- Church fears home baking moratorium after synod rejects women Bishops - Started: 5 months ago | No replies.
- Paul Gascoine bewildered by Israeli attacks: Says "I never played for West Ham!" - Started: 5 months ago | No replies.
- Lord McAlpine to sue himself after inadvertently tweeting his own name - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Tory peer renamed "Lord McAlpine-Allegedly" in effort to avoid future lawsuits - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Pastor Martin Niemöller wins 'I Told You So' Award in trial by twitter clampdown - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Terry Wogan questioned as police investigate why Pudsey Bear needs an eye patch - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Apathy convincingly trounces opposition in regional Police Commissioner vote - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Greek government agrees Wonga slider combination to secure short-term loan - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Equity calls for strike action as BBC drama hands top acting roles to managers - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Ex Thatcher Minister remains as BBC Chairman to set corporation straight after - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- 'Gay Witch Hunt' confirmed as sequel to 'Lesbian Vampire Killers' - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- McVities & Mars reps gear up for Colorado & Washington State sales boom - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Staffers express relief as Osmond's White House band residency cancelled - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.