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Nowherefast (Nowherefast)
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- August 2, 2012 (1 year)
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- Dimbleby Tattoo: Stakes Raised By Andrew Marr Cock Ring - User last replied: 5 months ago | No replies since
- John Humphrys shows off 'Prince Albert' piercing as BBC bodymod war hots up - User last replied: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Met office denies giving Paul McCartney excuse to sing that bloody song again... - User last replied: 5 months ago | No replies since
- Lou Reed has less than perfect day... - User last replied: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Toilets theft spree. The police have nothing to go on. - User last replied: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Manchester police arrest trucker over fears lorry could be Autobot - User last replied: 6 months ago | No replies since
- Michael Fish brought in to reassure public ahead of Great Storm of '87 rerun - User last replied: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Police to publish e-fit pictures of MP’s breasts - User last replied: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
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- "Iraq? No, sorry, I meant Syria!" says author of Blair's 'dodgy dossier' - User last replied: 8 months ago | No replies since
- Lib Dems call for ban on hot & cold running water and flushing toilets by 2040 - User last replied: 8 months ago | No replies since
- 2013 Pirelli calendar withdrawn as models suffer unexpected breast blowouts - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- They fuck you up, your mum and dad, plus added test tube DNA - User last replied: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Julia Gillard quits Aussie politics to spend more time knitting kangaroos - User last replied: 10 months ago | No replies since
- Truebiscuit: TESCO to pilot drive-through shopping - User last replied: 11 months ago | No replies since
- What is the collective noun for multiple online personalities? - User last replied: 11 months ago | Most recent reply: 11 months ago
- Money-saving tip - User last replied: 11 months ago | No replies since
- Can we talk about something else now? - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 12 months ago
- Sick of people knocking the BBC. Just fuck off. - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Elton John struggles to revise Candle in the Wind lyrics for Thatcher funeral - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Danny Boyle to create Thatcher closing event - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Advocates of Thatcher statue reminded that many ex-miners also train pigeons - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
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- Argentina to stage tribute re-invasion of Falkland Islands - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Unemployment in Hell hits new high as brimstone mines shut down by newcomer - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Thatcher has died - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Downton Abbey script nightmare as OFCOM demands all 7 social classes represented - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
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- sensitive advertising! - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- John Humphrys shows off 'Prince Albert' piercing as BBC bodymod war hots up - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Lou Reed has less than perfect day... - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Met office denies giving Paul McCartney excuse to sing that bloody song again... - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Manchester police arrest trucker over fears lorry could be Autobot - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Michael Fish brought in to reassure public ahead of Great Storm of '87 rerun - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- "Iraq? No, sorry, I meant Syria!" says author of Blair's 'dodgy dossier' - Started: 8 months ago | No replies.
- Lib Dems call for ban on hot & cold running water and flushing toilets by 2040 - Started: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- 2013 Pirelli calendar withdrawn as models suffer unexpected breast blowouts - Started: 9 months ago | No replies.
- Julia Gillard quits Aussie politics to spend more time knitting kangaroos - Started: 10 months ago | No replies.
- Elton John struggles to revise Candle in the Wind lyrics for Thatcher funeral - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Advocates of Thatcher statue reminded that many ex-miners also train pigeons - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Argentina to stage tribute re-invasion of Falkland Islands - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Unemployment in Hell hits new high as brimstone mines shut down by newcomer - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Downton Abbey script nightmare as OFCOM demands all 7 social classes represented - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Derby man's scorching display nails Game of Thrones' extreme fanboy award - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- private messages question - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Operation Elveden stalls as Met Police denied access to Lothlorien - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Kim Jong-un to guest star in final episode of The Big Bang Theory - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Gov't promises extra 'car wash-by-hand' facilities to house Bulgarian immigrants - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Priceless! - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Playboy mansion chaos as supplier misinterprets order for huge chocolate bunnies - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- DPRK Apologises: Young un too busy eating Easter eggs to come out to play today. - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- DPRK:Army ordered to act out 'Homefront' level after Kim Jong-un's Xbox packs up - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Lack of creepy archive photo prevents BBC naming Rolf Harris as Yewtree suspect - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Newsbiscuit servers braced for influx of trite Rolph Harris jokes - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- "FAB" says Ed as he recommends big brother David for job on Thunderbird 5 - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Has April 1st arrived early this year? - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Chef stripped of celebrity after admitting any old frying pan okay for omlettes - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- MEP's wife warns: "Support porn ban or no more filming our weekly bukkake night" - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.