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Nowherefast (Nowherefast)
- Member Since
- August 2, 2012 (4 years)
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- 2 weeks4 days ago (offline)
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- Four new bank holidays and a hike in minimum wage? - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- Trump: "Obama ate my hamster!" - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Bookies tip Xfactor's Honey G to complete 2016's shock voting hat trick - User last replied: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 7 months ago
- You Article 50ers sicken me... - User last replied: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 7 months ago
- Tesco's 'Love it or Loath it' range: Corbyn's home made jam to replace Marmite - User last replied: 8 months ago | No replies since
- Clangers crash legal action into ESA HQ after Rosetta probe crushes soup dragon - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Corbyn pledges utopia built on pixie dust, unicorn horns & circus skills for all - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Probing Rent Boys "a charitable act" claims Vaz - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Cyclists bemoan lack of floor space for bikes on East Coast Mainline trains - User last replied: 10 months ago | No replies since
- Middle age dating advice needed - User last replied: 10 months ago | No replies since
- Irony lost on Republicans that in English Trump also means Fart - User last replied: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- Boris resorts to extreme measures to avoid Erdogan limerick apology - User last replied: 11 months ago | Most recent reply: 11 months ago
- In hindsight 'Boys From Brazil a more useful read than Pliny' admits Boris - User last replied: 12 months ago | No replies since
- bugger.. sorry - User last replied: 12 months ago | No replies since
- Game of Thrones Readers Relieved That It Was The Other George Martin... - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Jerry Hall Confirmed as New Treasury Pensions Guru - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Madonna to be new face of Injury Lawyers 4u - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Isle of Wight resident in desperate bid to get new car - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Black Friday: Cameron demands compulsory queueing rules for EU migrants - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- AlienBiscuit - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Somebody here moonlighting for the telegraph? - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Secret Service boss sacked for spending too much time looking out of window - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Independent Scotland to adopt Tunnock's Teacakes as national currency - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Harris regrets not employing Brooks' lawyer - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Spornosexuals demand right to self marriage - User last replied: 3 years ago | No replies since
- Google ordered to rewrite history without the N word - User last replied: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- sensitive advertising! - User last replied: 3 years ago | No replies since
- 'Homeless and destitute are nearly all British' says a relieved PM - User last replied: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- R.I.P. John Fortune - User last replied: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Dimbleby Tattoo: Stakes Raised By Andrew Marr Cock Ring - User last replied: 3 years ago | No replies since
Topics Started
- Trump: "Obama ate my hamster!" - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Bookies tip Xfactor's Honey G to complete 2016's shock voting hat trick - Started: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 7 months ago
- Tesco's 'Love it or Loath it' range: Corbyn's home made jam to replace Marmite - Started: 8 months ago | No replies.
- Clangers crash legal action into ESA HQ after Rosetta probe crushes soup dragon - Started: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Corbyn pledges utopia built on pixie dust, unicorn horns & circus skills for all - Started: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Probing Rent Boys "a charitable act" claims Vaz - Started: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Cyclists bemoan lack of floor space for bikes on East Coast Mainline trains - Started: 10 months ago | No replies.
- Irony lost on Republicans that in English Trump also means Fart - Started: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- Boris resorts to extreme measures to avoid Erdogan limerick apology - Started: 11 months ago | Most recent reply: 11 months ago
- In hindsight 'Boys From Brazil a more useful read than Pliny' admits Boris - Started: 12 months ago | No replies.
- bugger.. sorry - Started: 12 months ago | Most recent reply: 12 months ago
- Game of Thrones Readers Relieved That It Was The Other George Martin... - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Jerry Hall Confirmed as New Treasury Pensions Guru - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Madonna to be new face of Injury Lawyers 4u - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Isle of Wight resident in desperate bid to get new car - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Black Friday: Cameron demands compulsory queueing rules for EU migrants - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Somebody here moonlighting for the telegraph? - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Independent Scotland to adopt Tunnock's Teacakes as national currency - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Harris regrets not employing Brooks' lawyer - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Spornosexuals demand right to self marriage - Started: 3 years ago | No replies.
- Google ordered to rewrite history without the N word - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- sensitive advertising! - Started: 3 years ago | No replies.
- John Humphrys shows off 'Prince Albert' piercing as BBC bodymod war hots up - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Lou Reed has less than perfect day... - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Met office denies giving Paul McCartney excuse to sing that bloody song again... - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Manchester police arrest trucker over fears lorry could be Autobot - Started: 3 years ago | No replies.
- Michael Fish brought in to reassure public ahead of Great Storm of '87 rerun - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- "Iraq? No, sorry, I meant Syria!" says author of Blair's 'dodgy dossier' - Started: 3 years ago | No replies.
- Lib Dems call for ban on hot & cold running water and flushing toilets by 2040 - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- 2013 Pirelli calendar withdrawn as models suffer unexpected breast blowouts - Started: 3 years ago | No replies.