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Nowherefast (Nowherefast)
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- August 2, 2012 (2 years)
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- 3 weeks ago (offline)
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- Black Friday: Cameron demands compulsory queueing rules for EU migrants - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
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- Somebody here moonlighting for the telegraph? - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
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- Independent Scotland to adopt Tunnock's Teacakes as national currency - User last replied: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
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- Spornosexuals demand right to self marriage - User last replied: 7 months ago | No replies since
- Google ordered to rewrite history without the N word - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
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- 'Homeless and destitute are nearly all British' says a relieved PM - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
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- Met office denies giving Paul McCartney excuse to sing that bloody song again... - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Lou Reed has less than perfect day... - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
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- Michael Fish brought in to reassure public ahead of Great Storm of '87 rerun - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Police to publish e-fit pictures of MP’s breasts - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
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- "Iraq? No, sorry, I meant Syria!" says author of Blair's 'dodgy dossier' - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Lib Dems call for ban on hot & cold running water and flushing toilets by 2040 - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
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Topics Started
- Isle of Wight resident in desperate bid to get new car - Started: 3 weeks ago | No replies.
- Black Friday: Cameron demands compulsory queueing rules for EU migrants - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Somebody here moonlighting for the telegraph? - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Independent Scotland to adopt Tunnock's Teacakes as national currency - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Harris regrets not employing Brooks' lawyer - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Spornosexuals demand right to self marriage - Started: 7 months ago | No replies.
- Google ordered to rewrite history without the N word - Started: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- sensitive advertising! - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- John Humphrys shows off 'Prince Albert' piercing as BBC bodymod war hots up - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Lou Reed has less than perfect day... - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Met office denies giving Paul McCartney excuse to sing that bloody song again... - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Manchester police arrest trucker over fears lorry could be Autobot - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Michael Fish brought in to reassure public ahead of Great Storm of '87 rerun - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- "Iraq? No, sorry, I meant Syria!" says author of Blair's 'dodgy dossier' - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Lib Dems call for ban on hot & cold running water and flushing toilets by 2040 - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- 2013 Pirelli calendar withdrawn as models suffer unexpected breast blowouts - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Julia Gillard quits Aussie politics to spend more time knitting kangaroos - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Elton John struggles to revise Candle in the Wind lyrics for Thatcher funeral - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Advocates of Thatcher statue reminded that many ex-miners also train pigeons - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Argentina to stage tribute re-invasion of Falkland Islands - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Unemployment in Hell hits new high as brimstone mines shut down by newcomer - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Downton Abbey script nightmare as OFCOM demands all 7 social classes represented - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Derby man's scorching display nails Game of Thrones' extreme fanboy award - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- private messages question - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Operation Elveden stalls as Met Police denied access to Lothlorien - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Kim Jong-un to guest star in final episode of The Big Bang Theory - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Gov't promises extra 'car wash-by-hand' facilities to house Bulgarian immigrants - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Priceless! - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Playboy mansion chaos as supplier misinterprets order for huge chocolate bunnies - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- DPRK Apologises: Young un too busy eating Easter eggs to come out to play today. - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.