umfuli (umfuli)
- Member Since
- June 24, 2012 (5 years)
- Last Activity
- 1 day6 hour ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 25 hours, 3 minutes
- Location
- France
- Occupation
- retired pilot
- Interests
- to numerous to mention
User Activity
Recent Replies
- Robert Mugabe, Jacob Zuma & Tony Blair Not Nominated for Commonwealth Leadership - User last replied: 1 day ago | No replies since
- Government to Erect Statue of Hither Green Burglar - User last replied: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- KGB Wants its Money back on Novochok - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | No replies since
- We control the streets where you live, from My Fair Police-Lady (Pig-malion) - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Doctor who signed Jesus' death certificate struck off - User last replied: 3 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Man admits Brexit vote was influenced by Angry Cat Facebook post - User last replied: 3 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 3 weeks ago
- Google car drives itself into wall after haranguing from test passenger - User last replied: 3 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 3 weeks ago
- Experts reveal "major inefficiencies" in Windsor-based family business - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 4 weeks ago
- British satire sites ‘nothing more than Russian troll factories’ - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Cab Driver Opens Car Door for Elderly Passenger - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- 'Nerve Agent similar to one being developed In Somerest' say MI6 - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- Arctic walrus spotted in Orkneys was safely returned to her Glasgow hen party. - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Anger as Oscar Winner Just Thanks Mum & Dad - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- ‘I was simply boiling an egg’ admits Bannister - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Cancer researchers finally concede it's not in their interest to find a cure. - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Waitrose carrot refusing to be used as snowman’s nose - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Oxfam launches "Condoms for Haiti" appeal - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- World leaders to compete at Thin-Ice Skating in Winter Olympics - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- DOG RACING ON BUSY HIGHWAYS NOT SAFE SAY CYCLISTS - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- One small step for Musk one giant heap for mankind - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Musk Likely To Lose Deposit On Car - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Fridge magnets to be recalled if poles flip - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- 6ft man seeks 3.7ft woman for golden fellatio - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Call for extra tax to fund Richard Branson - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Millions Die Of Boredom As BBC Continues To Regard Presenters' Pay As News - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Paris flooded! Mayor tries to surrender, but finds no takers. - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Left Alert - Newsbiscuit's guide to Eastenders - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- You've Got to be Kidneying Me - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Women ‘demand fair treatment’ - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Army Tank Commanders to display reversing skills regardless of gender. - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
Topics Started
- Paris flooded! Mayor tries to surrender, but finds no takers. - Started: 2 months ago | No replies.
- Army Tank Commanders to display reversing skills regardless of gender. - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Twin Towers architects ask, "Why didn't the Liverpool car park collapse? - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Journalists now outnumber protesters in Jerusalem. - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Weed farms "going up in smoke" in California - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- "Married ten times and still a virgin," new wife complains - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- ISIS denies giving free tumble-driers to residents of High Rise Buildings - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- California Fire Fighters decide to slide state into the sea, to stop wildfires. - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- American moon landing plans on hold - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- Kim Jong-un thanks Trump for GPS coordinates of San Francisco... - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- Elton John asked to rewrite lyrics of "Ebony and Ivory". - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Gay couples to undergo nine months confinement for preparation and pain - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Brit citizens in France assured by Macron, "You will not be deported to Germany" - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Mayor of Barcelona invited to speak at Conservative Party Conference - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Kenyan Observer to monitor “Free and Fair” referendum in Catalonia. - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Prince Charles declares in French, "You zee. Men wiz older wives CAN make it!" - Started: 11 months ago | No replies.
- France votes today to remain subservient to Germany. - Started: 11 months ago | No replies.
- EU to treat Brexit Britain the same way that Britain treated Rhodesia. - Started: 11 months ago | Most recent reply: 11 months ago
- Hugh Hefner to sue United Airlines after death of Giant Bunny. - Started: 11 months ago | No replies.