umfuli (umfuli)
- Member Since
- June 24, 2012 (7 years)
- Last Activity
- 2 days23 hours ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 45 hours, 12 minutes
- Location
- France
- Occupation
- retired pilot
- Interests
- to numerous to mention
User Activity
Recent Replies
- Call my Lawyer Alexa - User last replied: 2 days ago | No replies since
- After Brexit, all NB Five Star Allocations Will Be Taxed 20% VAT. (BoJo) - User last replied: 4 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 4 weeks ago
- A bright new day is dawning for down on her luck Denise - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- Met Office appeals for calm as pleasant weather slams UK - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- The first cut was the deepest claims cocker spaniel - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- Brits shun Lebanese lager brewed with sheep extract, is lamb a faux beer? - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- Archaeologists discover huge concrete blocks off the coast of what was England - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- Chaos as citizens realise they can't cross bridges until they get to them - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Man who never took PPI demands compensation - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- Your new house share tenant has become a nightmare already - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- FRENCH WINEGROWERS TO IMPORT CARBON DIOXIDE FROM CHINA - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Peru avoids disaster after Amazon fires delivered next door - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Hartley-Brewer plane crashes over Atlantic - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- ‘Epstein was definitely not murdered before committing suicide’ says Trump et al - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- US Govt. Considers New Law Restricting Mass Killings To 1 Per Week - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Series Of Semi-Final Votes To Precede Next General Election - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- You no longer need to pretend you’ve seen ‘Love Island’ - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Drug corporations facing financial ruin as Boris banishes Britain's blues - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Larry the cat now stalking a 250lb rat - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Demands For New Moon Landing With 50% Female, LBGT & Ethnically Diverse Crew - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- End the food banks demands Boris - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Secret of Archie’s godparents revealed - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Johnson - 'I'll reintroduce compulsory fagging in all public schools' - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Attenborough's Glastonbury set slammed - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Landlocked pensior told to stop dumping tonnes of plastic in the ocean - User last replied: 5 months ago | No replies since
- Man pulls back from the brink of suicide at last minute - User last replied: 5 months ago | No replies since
- Anti-social fruit and vegetable merchant diagnosed with Asparagus Syndrome - User last replied: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Device Which Detects 'Life' In Brain-Dead Subjects Is Called 'Television' - User last replied: 5 months ago | No replies since
- The Passion of Mark Francois - User last replied: 5 months ago | No replies since
- UK's worst customer service leaves us tyred and exhausted - User last replied: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
Topics Started
- After Brexit, all NB Five Star Allocations Will Be Taxed 20% VAT. (BoJo) - Started: 4 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 4 weeks ago
- Archaeologists discover huge concrete blocks off the coast of what was England - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- FRENCH WINEGROWERS TO IMPORT CARBON DIOXIDE FROM CHINA - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Britain Proves It Can't Govern Itself, Asks EU For Help And Guidance - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Public beg Guy Fawkes to "Return and cleanse Parliament" - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Brits shocked to find Free Trade does not include pirating other Nations' ships - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- France's Europe Minister reveals why she has named her cat 'Brexit' - Started: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 7 months ago
- Moon Rover finds large quantities of Bovine Excreta from Jumping Cows. - Started: 9 months ago | No replies.
- Unhappy Cwithmath - Started: 9 months ago | No replies.
- Hitler says, "Why didn't I think of that?" - Started: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- PM May arrives in Argentina, seeking trade links, in a Vulcan Bomber. - Started: 10 months ago | No replies.
- Tinsel Town Turns To Toxic Trash: - Started: 11 months ago | No replies.
- Trump wins landslide:Journalists swamp Saudi Embassies to "suicide". US ecstatic - Started: 11 months ago | No replies.
- EuroTV announces a new series called "Ile Cannibale". - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- France denies destroying Italian motorway bridge to impede migrants. - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Kim Jong-Un to disband Army. Unemployment predicted to reach 98% - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Paris flooded! Mayor tries to surrender, but finds no takers. - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Army Tank Commanders to display reversing skills regardless of gender. - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Twin Towers architects ask, "Why didn't the Liverpool car park collapse? - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Journalists now outnumber protesters in Jerusalem. - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Weed farms "going up in smoke" in California - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- "Married ten times and still a virgin," new wife complains - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- ISIS denies giving free tumble-driers to residents of High Rise Buildings - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- California Fire Fighters decide to slide state into the sea, to stop wildfires. - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- American moon landing plans on hold - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Kim Jong-un thanks Trump for GPS coordinates of San Francisco... - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Elton John asked to rewrite lyrics of "Ebony and Ivory". - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Gay couples to undergo nine months confinement for preparation and pain - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Brit citizens in France assured by Macron, "You will not be deported to Germany" - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Mayor of Barcelona invited to speak at Conservative Party Conference - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.