umfuli (umfuli)
- Member Since
- June 24, 2012 (8 years)
- Last Activity
- 3 weeks4 days ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 60 hours, 27 minutes
- Location
- France
- Occupation
- retired pilot
- Interests
- to numerous to mention
User Activity
Recent Replies
- Police raid lockdown-breaking pensioner rave at the Cenotaph. - User last replied: 3 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 3 weeks ago
- No Time To Die - Britain In Peril As James Bond Dies - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- UK's fastest growing hobby is draggassing - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- Millions plead for full lockdown to avoid annual handover of homemade jam - User last replied: 1 month ago | No replies since
- Man baffled after failing to mend laptop by shouting at it - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Killer cow on the lamb after murdering second rambler - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- The day the Queen and Dolly Died - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Pied Piper Spreads Panic Among Brexiteers - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- New Bristol statue: Amin or Mugabe? Vote now! - User last replied: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Lost Amazonian tribe discovered living in IKEA - User last replied: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Charity Shops brace for deluge of all sort of random, useless shite - User last replied: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Vampires told to prevent infection by washing their fangs after all meals - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Rarest Eskimo Language Finally Decoded - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Teenager emerges from bedroom after 3 weeks to say: ‘What virus?’ - User last replied: 8 months ago | No replies since
- Met Office accused of “insensitive timing” over recent good weather. - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Bristol gridlocked by Range Rovers as children leave Greta Thunberg rally. - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- One more case of Boris Virus confirmed in the UK - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Man-corona sufferer enters second week of quarantine - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Coronavirus Identity Crisis - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Man caught breaking into quarantine hospital was ‘only trying to see a doctor.' - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Tower of London announces switch to eco-friendly Beaneaters - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- New single pilot Russian airliners will not have Cockpit Voice Recorders fitted - User last replied: 10 months ago | No replies since
- Post Brexit deportation fears for elderly Wimbledon couple - User last replied: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- Clarions and Glockenspiels across Europe will ring out to celebrate Brexit - User last replied: 10 months ago | No replies since
- Australia to stop selling coal to China. China brings forward "Invasion Date" - User last replied: 10 months ago | No replies since
- 232 People Die After Iran Threatens 'Devastating' Revenge - User last replied: 11 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- Iranian Army urged to sop shooting at B737s that look like Reaper Drones. - User last replied: 11 months ago | No replies since
- Rearranging The Deckchairs - User last replied: 11 months ago | Most recent reply: 11 months ago
- Crisis talks in Midsomer after second week with no murder - User last replied: 11 months ago | Most recent reply: 11 months ago
- Several Japanese Border Officials Seen Driving Brand-New, Expensive Nissan Cars - User last replied: 11 months ago | No replies since
Topics Started
- The day the Queen and Dolly Died - Started: 2 months ago | No replies.
- New single pilot Russian airliners will not have Cockpit Voice Recorders fitted - Started: 10 months ago | No replies.
- Clarions and Glockenspiels across Europe will ring out to celebrate Brexit - Started: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- Australia to stop selling coal to China. China brings forward "Invasion Date" - Started: 10 months ago | No replies.
- Iranian Army urged to sop shooting at B737s that look like Reaper Drones. - Started: 11 months ago | No replies.
- Australians shocked to discover that setting fires makes the temperature go up - Started: 11 months ago | Most recent reply: 11 months ago
- Zimbabwe declares British Election result invalid - Started: 11 months ago | Most recent reply: 11 months ago
- Phillip says, "Andrew has no Greek Blood, maybe that's the problem!" - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- After Brexit, all NB Five Star Allocations Will Be Taxed 20% VAT. (BoJo) - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Archaeologists discover huge concrete blocks off the coast of what was England - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- FRENCH WINEGROWERS TO IMPORT CARBON DIOXIDE FROM CHINA - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Britain Proves It Can't Govern Itself, Asks EU For Help And Guidance - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Public beg Guy Fawkes to "Return and cleanse Parliament" - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Brits shocked to find Free Trade does not include pirating other Nations' ships - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- France's Europe Minister reveals why she has named her cat 'Brexit' - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Moon Rover finds large quantities of Bovine Excreta from Jumping Cows. - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Unhappy Cwithmath - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Hitler says, "Why didn't I think of that?" - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- PM May arrives in Argentina, seeking trade links, in a Vulcan Bomber. - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Tinsel Town Turns To Toxic Trash: - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Trump wins landslide:Journalists swamp Saudi Embassies to "suicide". US ecstatic - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- EuroTV announces a new series called "Ile Cannibale". - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- France denies destroying Italian motorway bridge to impede migrants. - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Kim Jong-Un to disband Army. Unemployment predicted to reach 98% - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Paris flooded! Mayor tries to surrender, but finds no takers. - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Army Tank Commanders to display reversing skills regardless of gender. - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Twin Towers architects ask, "Why didn't the Liverpool car park collapse? - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Journalists now outnumber protesters in Jerusalem. - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Weed farms "going up in smoke" in California - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- "Married ten times and still a virgin," new wife complains - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.