quango (quango)
- Member Since
- January 12, 2012 (1 year)
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- 4 days6 hours ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 17 hours, 46 minutes
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- New Feature - make up your own joke by adding a punch line - User last replied: 5 months ago | No replies since
- ‘The Phallus, the Scorpion and the Crab-Snake’ by C.S.Lewis - User last replied: 5 months ago | No replies since
- Footballer dropped after only giving 100 per cent - User last replied: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Man accused of 'pining for a good view' - User last replied: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- NATO updates phonetic alphabet - User last replied: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Israel – Palestine Match Report (1st half) - User last replied: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Legal clarity anyone ? - User last replied: 6 months ago | No replies since
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- UK Defence Chiefs caught in the cross-fire as top US General forced to pull out - User last replied: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Expenses scandal hits musicians as violinist accused of fiddling - User last replied: 6 months ago | No replies since
- Mark Clattenberg - User last replied: 6 months ago | No replies since
- Blimey I can get Newsbiscuit in China - User last replied: 6 months ago | No replies since
- Man complains of rip-off enema clinics after being “completely cleaned out” - User last replied: 6 months ago | No replies since
- Health Lottery 'winner' disappointed to discover prize is trip to gum clinic - User last replied: 7 months ago | No replies since
- George Osbourne: "My Standard-Class train terror" - User last replied: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 7 months ago
- Russian tourists 'intent on reigniting the Cold War' - User last replied: 7 months ago | No replies since
- Litter bin confounds Aberdeen man - User last replied: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 7 months ago
- Police nervous as Gordon Ramsay cycles towards Downing Street - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Pregnant Camp Bastion soldier "a modern day Mary" - User last replied: 8 months ago | No replies since
- Annual Newsbiscuit group bonding session - book your place now! - User last replied: 8 months ago | No replies since
- Not that I care, but the twats at 'The Spoof' are copying and pasting our subs - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- 'Defining Britishness' is a 'quintessentially British' activity vote Britons - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- background checks 'welcomed' by plaidophiles - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Bare me a son: Prince warns Duchess - User last replied: 8 months ago | No replies since
- Las Vegas casino in turmoil after owner orders "massive reshuffle" - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- A Modest Proposal: Castration at Birth - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- UK's poor disability access prevents Cameroon athlete repeat in Paralympics - User last replied: 8 months ago | No replies since
- Swimming pools urge middle age men to stop copying Daley by wearng tiny y-fronts - User last replied: 8 months ago | No replies since
- Good and Evil now neck and neck in the polls as both shift to centre ground - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Mini voted the only British car of all time - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
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- Boy, 16, becomes first to overdose on 'Olympics' - Started: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Cockfosters wins "funniest named tube station of the year" for 10th year in row - Started: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- Kettle accused of calling Pot a 'black ****' - Started: 10 months ago | No replies.
- Relief as Ice Age 5: Extinction announced for release next summer - Started: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- Where's Wally? announces retirement to countryside to 'avoid the crowds' - Started: 10 months ago | No replies.
- Murray completely forgiven for last 7 years after winning first round - Started: 11 months ago | No replies.
- Medieval re-enactors claim "chivalry not dead" in desperate bid to entice women - Started: 11 months ago | No replies.
- Merkel agrees "double or quits" with Greece over Euro 2012 - Started: 11 months ago | No replies.
- Chat up line about Titanic voted "worst way to break the ice" - Started: 11 months ago | No replies.
- Fears as captain of Queen's Jubilee Boat revealed to be Francesco Schettino - Started: 11 months ago | No replies.
- Great British Menu wins award for "most amount of obscure 2012 references" - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Tally-ban to outlaw counting under sharithmatic law - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Judges from The Voice left speechless after scripts lost - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Documentary reveals Titanic sunk by Italian captain waving to friend on iceburg - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Price of olive oil crashes as Jamie Oliver switches to rapeseed oil - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Failure of pandas to mate blamed on "high costs of childcare for middle earners" - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Policeman sectioned after man announces "it's PC gone mad" - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- David Cameron in shock as "La Tory" restaurant slips places on TripAdvisor - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Riots "were caused by government going soft on criminals", Metro reports - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Lovematch.com guitar singleton arrested at railway station for harassment - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Panic as traffic around brewery causes bottleneck - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- New law requires 50% of all Newsbiscuit posts to be written by women - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Kings Cross renovation "disaster for getting to Hogwarts" - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Return to traditional values as kids to be told if their best "not good enough" - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Controversial new face implants raise a few eyebrows - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Fears for future of Goldman Sachs as IOW locals refuse to do business with them - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Ethnic stationary shops complain of being marginalised - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Tributes continue to pour in for Whitney Houston... - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Referee shocked as footballer admits mistake - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Outrage as Rastamouse takes multi-million pound bonus - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago