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Smart Alex (Smart Alex)
- Member Since
- November 9, 2011 (1 year)
- Last Activity
- 2 minutes6 seconds ago (online 4 minutes)
- Total Time Online
- 49 hours, 20 minutes
- Location
- uk
User Activity
Recent Replies
- Man who fell down aircraft steps suffers 'airline fracture - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Pope names 22 new ordinals - mathematicians delighted - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Optometrist glad that his glass is half-full - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Spokesman admits, 'Some average speed cameras actually not up to par' - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Man evicted from fabric store after asking if he could get felt - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Japanese Sooty puppeteer commits Hari-korbett - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Clearasil accused of spot fixing - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Oscar for best flower arrangement in film goes to Florist Whittaker - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Huhne offers to serve ex-wife's prison sentence... - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Philip to redefine himself as, 'The Royal Formerly Known As Prince' - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Astronaut has second thoughts on 'The DaVinci Code' - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Apache pilot and gunner, Prince Harry, disobeys order to fire at Will - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- The NewsBicuit Crossword - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Coach party surprise head-count results after touristvisit to the Fukushima nucl - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- NHS could offer new treatment to fight obesity - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Tanned tabloid journalist accused of lying in The Sun - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Cameron to send dodgy foreigner back to Jordan: Peter Andre "..not so keen." - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Liverpool dad threatens son with, "Do you want some smack? Erm I mean 'a smack'" - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Shearer Surprised By Capello Resignation, Ending To Sixth Sense, Own Reflection - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Escaped female goats arrive on island and set up nanny state - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Shortage of African animals after zoo mistakenly orders a giraffe excluder - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Man reads 'store in a cool place' on tin so takes it to Greenwich Village - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Concerned Japanese swordsman to become Samurai worrier - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Grocer with low stock levels suspects his thyme is coming to an end - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Pubic wigs evaluated on CompareTheMerkin.com - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Old adage 'You can lead a horse to water but you cannot make it drink' disproved - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- 'Abridged Too Far': Directors cut no longer makes any sense... - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Simon & Garfunkel release 30 second classic 'Abridged Over Troubled Water' - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Isaac Azimov develops the iRobot - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Creative Roman Emperor invents iClaudius - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
Topics Started
- World predicted to end at noon. Government announces day of morning. - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Bridgwater man spots spelling mistake in the saying, 'as dull as ditchwater' - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Bridgwater man spots spelling mistake in the saying, 'as dull as ditchwater' - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Dyslexic woman concerned about silicon eggplants - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Taggart helping police with their inquiries... - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Schrödinger's cat o' nine tails hurts ...and doesn't - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Tragic consequences as police destroy dolls handed in during voodoo doll amnesty - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Woman painted by Picasso now laughing on other side of her face - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Government claims economy improving as seagull puts deposit on new car - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Alphaghetti pulled from shelves after found to contain MRSA and TB - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Doctors say man now completely recovered following sofa factory accident - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Deal Or No Deal chaos after boxes ordered from the Shrödinger Corporation - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Catholic church surprised that Higg's bosun required for mass - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Schrödinger family pet is found murdered ...and isn't - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Despite visiting RELATE, separated Warsaw couple still Poles apart - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- S***thorpe man to play Widow Tw*nky in post-watershed pantomime - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Cameron looking forward to first PM's Christian Time - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Mixing metaphors - We ask, 'Is this the thin end of the slippery slope?' - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- SAS storm London Zoo - two gorillas killed, and all ostriches released unharmed - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- SAS storm London Zoo - two gorillas killed, and all ostriches released unharmed - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Priapic Dyslexic 'somewhat concerned about Large Hardon Collider' - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Santa growing old but at least he still has his elf - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Irish clothing manufacturer brings out FCEK range - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Birds finally learn dawn verse and dawn middle eight - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- People flock to Edinburgh Zoo to view pair of kiddies pyjama cases - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Frozen Planet team forced to admit incidental music 'added in after filming' - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Prancer the brown-nosed reindeer is second in line and doesn't stop so fast - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Man injured by seafood calls Clams Direct - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Despite multi-tasking claims, wife still can't do headache & sex at same time - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Book critic when asked about Dickens admits she's never been to one - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago