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Smart Alex (Smart Alex)
- Member Since
- November 9, 2011 (1 year)
- Last Activity
- 13 hours13 minutes ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 49 hours, 41 minutes
- Location
- uk
User Activity
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- Man finds his dream date at a surreal fruit stall - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Empire switches mobile contract to O2 amid Jedi bias allegations - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Man kidnapped by avant-garde composer exhibits signs of Stockhausen syndrome - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Defenestration of Prague more costly than expected due to several bounced Czechs - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Secret committee about to make decision on UK name change... - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Formula 1 team admits to panic buying of Petrov - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Police admit to speed cameras' total inability to detect amphetamine sulphate - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Seabird population under threat due to panic buying of petrels - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Secret lives of vegetables exposed on WikiLeeks - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Historians now believe Nelson's last words were actually, 'Kiss me? Hardly!' - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Adders confused by divine command to 'Go forth and multiply' - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- MC Hammer admits to 'not being the sharpest tool in the box' - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Personal tax statements to include item, "£1.37 - sending you this statement" - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Queen unveils new Jubilee zeitgeist medal - the CBA - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Extreme stationery salesman 'pushes the envelope' - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Gardening pensioner delighted with his new Strimmer Frame - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- New Brazilian airport designed to have wide runway... - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Oedipus looking forward to mother's day - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Nuclear catastrophe as physicist attempts to combine pasta with antipasta - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Head scratching at Thames Water over where they might find water during drought - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Man who caught disease from large military ship thinks it was probably a carrier - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Man who caught disease from plastic bag realises it could have been a carrier - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Shops blackmailed as man threatens to cross out suffocation warnings on bags - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Fortune cookies show improved accuracy after addition of i-ching sugar - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Apple enter the piracy market with the launch of the iPatch - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Man who keeps buying the same old French car has a curious sense of deux chevaux - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Man hit for second time by locomotive suffering from repetitive train injury - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Ex workmate at Clyde shipyards the last person to find Billy Connolly riveting - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Decorator admits waiting to apply second coat was 'like watching paint dry' - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Colombian director to film "Charlie And The Charlie Factory" - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
Topics Started
- Shortage of African animals after zoo mistakenly orders a giraffe excluder - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Man reads 'store in a cool place' on tin so takes it to Greenwich Village - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Concerned Japanese swordsman to become Samurai worrier - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Grocer with low stock levels suspects his thyme is coming to an end - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Old adage 'You can lead a horse to water but you cannot make it drink' disproved - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Pubic wigs evaluated on CompareTheMerkin.com - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- One week on: Many Chinese still putting 'Year of the Rabbit' on cheques - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- 'Abridged Too Far': Directors cut no longer makes any sense... - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Manufacturer of pirate goods develops the iPatch - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Isaac Azimov develops the iRobot - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Man upset that cafe advertising "Anytime Breakfast"... - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Red faces all round as golfer Nick Price meets The Reverend William Spooner - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- People who say, "When it's your turn to die, it's your turn to die" - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Python cancels public speaking engagement due to frog in the throat - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- B&Q customer lands first punch after being asked if he wants decking - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Man asking in beach shop, 'Do you have a windbreak?' - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Lifebelt placed on coffin of drowned yachtsman - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Daily Mail Olympics special: Mens 4 x 400m getting easier - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Short-staffed maternity unit 'going through a midwife crisis' - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Obsessive fan of Scottish poet admitted to serious Burns unit - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Age Concern 'rather worried about when I was born' - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Dyslexic finally sees 'Phil Collins ...Hits' for what it really is - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Queen offered cheap new royal yacht by Italian cruise company - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Tragedy on Anne Boleyn film set as director shouts, "Cut!" - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- New all-inclusive language book announced: Beginning Finnish - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Countries fed up with low credit ratings to stop using Standard & Poors... - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Standard & Poors downgrade little batteries from AAA status to AA... - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Werewolf conjugated to create waswolf, amwolf, and arewolf - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Unexpected celebrity chef in bagging area - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Scotland separation from UK - Salmond and Sturgeon to mullet over - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago