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Smart Alex (Smart Alex)
- Member Since
- November 9, 2011 (1 year)
- Last Activity
- 1 day4 hour ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 49 hours, 41 minutes
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- uk
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- Theoretical mathematicians just there to make up the numbers - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Mathematicians find that eating too much pi gives you a large circumference - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Cardinals upset by Francis I claiming papal infallibility during Scrabble game - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Pope claims "Malvinas are Argentinian, and I'm infallible so nuh-di-nuh to you!" - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Move along - nothing to see here - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Oedipus's mother upset to receive offensive and inappropriate mother's day card - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Norman Bates upset that his mother hasn't acknowledged card - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Pistorius not first man to shoot in partner's face imagining it was someone else - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- DIY 'expert' knocks two rooms into one... - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Bladerunner uses 'Replicant' defence - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Pistorius guard doubled amid fears he could be sprung - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- One week on, many Chinese still writing "year of the dragon" on cheques - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Dali Lama found to contain 29% alpaca - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Man buys pet skunk - You know it makes scents - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Russian fireball found to be 29% horse - it's meaty alright! - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Your Questions Answered About Gun Control - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Vatican upset that equality laws mean vacant post must be open to non-catholics - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Boy covered in cream and cherries admits it's tough growing up in the gateaux. - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Chinese only just celebrating new year - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Changing Of The Guard 'disappointing' as army holds charity non-uniform day - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Man who upset Mafia shocked that his bed contains 29% horse - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Scandinavia found to contain 29% Norse - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Laboratory Tests reveal car park find to be a hatchback - not a hunchback - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Mrs Gump finally discovers handy guide printed in lid of chocolate box - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- pioneering gynacologist develops new techniques in peehole surgery - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- How many beans make five? - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Professor Brian Cox found to be too clever by eiπ/(cos(π)-sin(π/2)) - User last replied: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Tesco barcodes found to contain traces of zebra - User last replied: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Tesco veggie burgers found to contain 29% uniquorn - User last replied: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Wife of "The Name of the Rose" author admits to being Eco-friendly - User last replied: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
Topics Started
- Man buys pet skunk - You know it makes scents - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Russian fireball found to be 29% horse - it's meaty alright! - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Your Questions Answered About Gun Control - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Vatican upset that equality laws mean vacant post must be open to non-catholics - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Chinese only just celebrating new year - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Changing Of The Guard 'disappointing' as army holds charity non-uniform day - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Man who upset Mafia shocked that his bed contains 29% horse - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Scandinavia found to contain 29% Norse - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Laboratory Tests reveal car park find to be a hatchback - not a hunchback - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Mrs Gump finally discovers handy guide printed in lid of chocolate box - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- pioneering gynacologist develops new techniques in peehole surgery - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Professor Brian Cox found to be too clever by eiπ/(cos(π)-sin(π/2)) - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Tesco veggie burgers found to contain 29% uniquorn - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Tesco barcodes found to contain traces of zebra - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Wife of "The Name of the Rose" author admits to being Eco-friendly - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Oprah interviews dope pedaller - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- Returning origami expert welcomed back into the fold - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- Film about blacksmiths released - They Shoe Horse Don't They? - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- Danny La Rue found to have poor fuel efficiency due to high coefficient of drag - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- Boy sent to live with rural family just before WW2 suffers premature evacuation - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- UK renounces territorial claims to the Isle of Wight - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- 2012 Is "like, so last year" - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- Witches and wizards left disappointed by Microsoft Word's Spellchecker - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Patents Office overwhelmed as South Yorkshire Police "invent lots of stuff" - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- Missing hospital patient was 'completely off his trolley' - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Chris Rea still banging on about Christmas traffic jam - Started: 5 months ago | No replies.
- Move along - nothing to see here - Started: 5 months ago | No replies.
- After end of the world, Luton still looks exactly the same - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Today's Daily Mail includes free souvenir "End of the World" pull-out supplement - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Frank Bruno asks panto audience, "Have you seen my boxing career?" - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago