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SimonJJames (SimonJJames)
- Member Since
- November 1, 2011 (7 years)
- Last Activity
- 5 months1 weeks ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 71 hours, 27 minutes
- Location
- London's Fashionable London
- Occupation
- Flame Retardent
- Interests
- Green, fancy hand towels and the grooming thereof.
User Activity
Recent Replies
- Cats Union join forces with Pilots Union for tougher laser pointer regulations - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- EU Immigrants allowed to stay if successful in "Fortnite: Euro-Battle Royale" - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Scientists confirm that the mystery tomb ape is Boris Johnson's "Uncle Rupert". - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Noel Edmonds made chief negotiator in "Deal or No Deal" Brexit discussions - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Outgoing Daily Mail editor warns of critical shortage of new “things to hate” - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Love Island to declare independence - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Trump decrees all policy statements will be delivered via Melania's jacket - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Internet war feared as grammar Nazis Invade Twitter - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Burglars raiding Jeremy Corbyn's allotment find Magic Money tree - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Centennial Congress of Deities contemplate pressing reset on the "Human Thing" - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Fury as British man adds further ado - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- May to Corbyn: "Winner takes all in August or best of three?" - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- May WOTM Competition - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Black folk better not leave, raps Labour Party plantation owner Massa Corbyn - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Tickers Room? - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Shock as Jeremy Corbyn new James Bond, promises more nuanced interpretation - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Chaos at post-debate dinner as May stuck in Paxman mode - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Divisions as Nation's dog philosophers finally rule on who is a good boy - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Melania Trump regrets swiping 'extreme right' on "Dictatrr" dating app - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Theresa May advises fellow vampiric succubi to remain out of direct sunlight - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Kelvin MacKenzie leave The Sun to spend more time on personal hate projects - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Worrying rise in eye contact during rush-hour commute - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Hostilities escalate as Middle Classes choose sides in Fake vs Natural grass row - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Gary Lineker's summer hibernation pod made ready as EPL season draws to a close - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- PM May really struggling to find new ways to be evil - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- NewsBiscuit TV on the cards? - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Paint names - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- May scoffs at Corbyn for Labour manifesto only going back to the 1970s - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Who will replace Corbyn after June 8th? - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- ITV announce new vehicle for Farage and MacKenzie: "Liberal Crime Fighters" - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
Topics Started
- Cats Union join forces with Pilots Union for tougher laser pointer regulations - Started: 9 months ago | No replies.
- EU Immigrants allowed to stay if successful in "Fortnite: Euro-Battle Royale" - Started: 9 months ago | No replies.
- Scientists confirm that the mystery tomb ape is Boris Johnson's "Uncle Rupert". - Started: 9 months ago | No replies.
- Noel Edmonds made chief negotiator in "Deal or No Deal" Brexit discussions - Started: 9 months ago | No replies.
- Love Island to declare independence - Started: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Outgoing Daily Mail editor warns of critical shortage of new “things to hate” - Started: 9 months ago | No replies.
- Trump decrees all policy statements will be delivered via Melania's jacket - Started: 9 months ago | No replies.
- Fury as British man adds further ado - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Internet war feared as grammar Nazis Invade Twitter - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Burglars raiding Jeremy Corbyn's allotment find Magic Money tree - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Centennial Congress of Deities contemplate pressing reset on the "Human Thing" - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- May to Corbyn: "Winner takes all in August or best of three?" - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Shock as Jeremy Corbyn new James Bond, promises more nuanced interpretation - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Tickers Room? - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Chaos at post-debate dinner as May stuck in Paxman mode - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Divisions as Nation's dog philosophers finally rule on who is a good boy - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Melania Trump regrets swiping 'extreme right' on "Dictatrr" dating app - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Theresa May advises fellow vampiric succubi to remain out of direct sunlight - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Kelvin MacKenzie leave The Sun to spend more time on personal hate projects - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Worrying rise in eye contact during rush-hour commute - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Hostilities escalate as Middle Classes choose sides in Fake vs Natural grass row - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Gary Lineker's summer hibernation pod made ready as EPL season draws to a close - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- PM May really struggling to find new ways to be evil - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- NewsBiscuit TV on the cards? - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- May scoffs at Corbyn for Labour manifesto only going back to the 1970s - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- ITV announce new vehicle for Farage and MacKenzie: "Liberal Crime Fighters" - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Premier League weekend matches may have biggest cliche count ever - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Prince Philip cleared by Palace to represent Greece in Eurovision - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Well, this is embarrassing. - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- NHS is LabourRansomWare attack: If you want the NHS back, vote for us - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago