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SimonJJames (SimonJJames)
- Member Since
- November 1, 2011 (2 years)
- Last Activity
- 6 months2 weeks ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 9 hours, 33 minutes
- Location
- London's Fashionable London
- Occupation
- Flame Retardent
- Interests
- Green, fancy hand towels and the grooming thereof.
User Activity
Recent Replies
- Humpty Dumpty Receives Golden Sixpence In Work-Related Injury Compensation - User last replied: 6 months ago | No replies since
- Zombie Father Of Ed Miliband Does Not Mention Hate of Britain, Loves Brains - User last replied: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Fish OK, but loaves not sliced, complains Galilee multitude - User last replied: 6 months ago | No replies since
- Four-eyed fuckwit Michael Gove defends Mail’s ‘right to offend’ - User last replied: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Snooping husband discovers wife 'dull' and leaves - User last replied: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Mathematicians Union Becoming Too Divisive - User last replied: 6 months ago | No replies since
- Manchester United confident Ferguson clone ready for start of 2014 season - User last replied: 6 months ago | No replies since
- Football Club pays money to another Football Club for a Very Good Footballer - User last replied: 6 months ago | No replies since
- Monster Raving Loony Party Expenses Revealed - User last replied: 6 months ago | No replies since
- Anger As Famous Nanny Changes Mind On Circus Rap Performances - User last replied: 6 months ago | No replies since
- Lidl Stocks Costume For "Person Just Barely On Autistic Spectrum" - User last replied: 6 months ago | No replies since
- Barely Acquainted Workplace Colleagues Maintain Eye Contact At All Costs - User last replied: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Scientists 95% Certain That Human Is "Dominant Cause" Of Climate Change - User last replied: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Man Adds Americas Cup To List Of Soon-To-Be-Forgotten Unforgettable Moments - User last replied: 6 months ago | No replies since
- Miliband vows to cut Miliband at Next Election - User last replied: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Apple Confirm “Siri” Will Be Voiced By Steve Jobs From The Afterlife - User last replied: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Sunderland Final Straw Revealed: Di Canio's New Kit Designed by Hugo Boss - User last replied: 6 months ago | No replies since
- Tesco bag spotted in Isle of Wight airspace - User last replied: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Boots Pharmacy launch tablet - User last replied: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Jesus' Second Coming Badly Timed Say Boat Race Organisers - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Pope admits he doesn't know difference between Good and Evil, Likes Hitler - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- ITV announce new reality 'programme', place mirrors on nations TVs - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Putin elected with 118.6% landslide after record 112% turnout. - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Putin wins 60% of the vote, Mugabe playfully mocks via telegram - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Benevolent Nigerian Prince stunned by apathy towards his Philanthropic emails - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Plate smashing outlawed in Greece, cup saucer quota now in place - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson Marionette Zombie Dance at Brits 'Too Soon' - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- David Cameron To Scotland: "Let's Stay Together For The Welsh" - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Ghost Of Dead Mother Even More Annoying Than When She Was Alive - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Royal Masturbation Fantasies Up 80% on 2010 - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
Topics Started
- Humpty Dumpty Receives Golden Sixpence In Work-Related Injury Compensation - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Zombie Father Of Ed Miliband Does Not Mention Hate of Britain, Loves Brains - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Manchester United confident Ferguson clone ready for start of 2014 season - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Football Club pays money to another Football Club for a Very Good Footballer - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Monster Raving Loony Party Expenses Revealed - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Anger As Famous Nanny Changes Mind On Circus Rap Performances - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Barely Acquainted Workplace Colleagues Maintain Eye Contact At All Costs - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Lidl Stocks Costume For "Person Just Barely On Autistic Spectrum" - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Scientists 95% Certain That Human Is "Dominant Cause" Of Climate Change - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Man Adds Americas Cup To List Of Soon-To-Be-Forgotten Unforgettable Moments - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Miliband vows to cut Miliband at Next Election - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Apple Confirm “Siri” Will Be Voiced By Steve Jobs From The Afterlife - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Sunderland Final Straw Revealed: Di Canio's New Kit Designed by Hugo Boss - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Jesus' Second Coming Badly Timed Say Boat Race Organisers - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Pope admits he doesn't know difference between Good and Evil, Likes Hitler - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- ITV announce new reality 'programme', place mirrors on nations TVs - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Putin wins 60% of the vote, Mugabe playfully mocks via telegram - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Benevolent Nigerian Prince stunned by apathy towards his Philanthropic emails - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson Marionette Zombie Dance at Brits 'Too Soon' - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Plate smashing outlawed in Greece, cup saucer quota now in place - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Ghost Of Dead Mother Even More Annoying Than When She Was Alive - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Royal Masturbation Fantasies Up 80% on 2010 - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Sex Dreams Involving Royal Family Members Up 80% on 2010 (REWRITE) - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Disillusioned Dog Suddenly Realises The Futility Of Fetch - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- RBS Chief has contract clause that allows bonus to be paid in Children's Teeth - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Liberal Democrats get 'Special' Little Table to Themselves for Cabinet Meetings - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Depressed Man Buys Small Badges for Crocs in Desperate Grab for Happiness - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Pantomime Villain Finally Heeds Advice and Successfully Looks Behind Him - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Survey Finds British Upper Lips 47% Less Stiff In 2011 - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Relief as Grandmother finally notices 'That Smell'. - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.