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SimonJJames (SimonJJames)
- Member Since
- November 1, 2011 (1 year)
- Last Activity
- 1 year1 month ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 6 hours, 28 minutes
- Location
- London's Fashionable London
- Occupation
- Flame Retardent
- Interests
- Green, fancy hand towels and the grooming thereof.
User Activity
Recent Replies
- Jesus' Second Coming Badly Timed Say Boat Race Organisers - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Pope admits he doesn't know difference between Good and Evil, Likes Hitler - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- ITV announce new reality 'programme', place mirrors on nations TVs - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Putin elected with 118.6% landslide after record 112% turnout. - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Putin wins 60% of the vote, Mugabe playfully mocks via telegram - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Benevolent Nigerian Prince stunned by apathy towards his Philanthropic emails - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Plate smashing outlawed in Greece, cup saucer quota now in place - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson Marionette Zombie Dance at Brits 'Too Soon' - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- David Cameron To Scotland: "Let's Stay Together For The Welsh" - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Ghost Of Dead Mother Even More Annoying Than When She Was Alive - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Royal Masturbation Fantasies Up 80% on 2010 - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Scotland leaves United Kingdon, replaced by Belgium - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Sex Dreams Involving Royal Family Members Up 80% on 2010 (REWRITE) - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Disillusioned Dog Suddenly Realises The Futility Of Fetch - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- RBS Chief has contract clause that allows bonus to be paid in Children's Teeth - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Liberal Democrats get 'Special' Little Table to Themselves for Cabinet Meetings - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Depressed Man Buys Small Badges for Crocs in Desperate Grab for Happiness - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Pantomime Villain Finally Heeds Advice and Successfully Looks Behind Him - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Survey Finds British Upper Lips 47% Less Stiff In 2011 - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Relief as Grandmother finally notices 'That Smell'. - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Nation's Bullys to redouble efforts on Nerd, Geeks. - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- War Whores vying with Shaving Ryan's Privates as best Porn remake at 2012 Oscars - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- "It's looks sort of like a trap" mouse tells friend before witnessing tragedy - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Germany Mulls Over 'Heroic' Third Attempt at European Domination - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- TOWIE and Made in Chelsea to be Hadron collided to create Ultra-reality - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Andrew Sachs left gloating message on my answering machine, sobs Russell Brand - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Jesus Excited About New Solo Project After Splitting From Christianity - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Mayan Postal Worker really 'Phoning it in today' say Colleagues - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Research Scientist shows conclusive proof Dolphins are talking about him - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- New Groupon deal to feature cut price stable-cations in Bethlehem - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
Topics Started
- Jesus' Second Coming Badly Timed Say Boat Race Organisers - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Pope admits he doesn't know difference between Good and Evil, Likes Hitler - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- ITV announce new reality 'programme', place mirrors on nations TVs - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Putin wins 60% of the vote, Mugabe playfully mocks via telegram - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Benevolent Nigerian Prince stunned by apathy towards his Philanthropic emails - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson Marionette Zombie Dance at Brits 'Too Soon' - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Plate smashing outlawed in Greece, cup saucer quota now in place - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Ghost Of Dead Mother Even More Annoying Than When She Was Alive - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Royal Masturbation Fantasies Up 80% on 2010 - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Sex Dreams Involving Royal Family Members Up 80% on 2010 (REWRITE) - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Disillusioned Dog Suddenly Realises The Futility Of Fetch - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- RBS Chief has contract clause that allows bonus to be paid in Children's Teeth - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Liberal Democrats get 'Special' Little Table to Themselves for Cabinet Meetings - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Depressed Man Buys Small Badges for Crocs in Desperate Grab for Happiness - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Pantomime Villain Finally Heeds Advice and Successfully Looks Behind Him - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Survey Finds British Upper Lips 47% Less Stiff In 2011 - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Relief as Grandmother finally notices 'That Smell'. - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Nation's Bullys to redouble efforts on Nerd, Geeks. - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- "It's looks sort of like a trap" mouse tells friend before witnessing tragedy - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Germany Mulls Over 'Heroic' Third Attempt at European Domination - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- TOWIE and Made in Chelsea to be Hadron collided to create Ultra-reality - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Jesus Excited About New Solo Project After Splitting From Christianity - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Research Scientist shows conclusive proof Dolphins are talking about him - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Mayan Postal Worker really 'Phoning it in today' say Colleagues - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- New Groupon deal to feature cut price stable-cations in Bethlehem - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- New Iron Lady film Reagan / Gorbachev threesome 'Integral to Plot' says Director - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Archbishop of Canterbury Regrets Beginning Traditional Christmas Address... - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- US Lease On English Language To Expire In 2012 - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Kim Jong-II set to rise again in 3 days time - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.