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SimonJJames (SimonJJames)
- Member Since
- November 1, 2011 (8 years)
- Last Activity
- 3 months2 weeks ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 79 hours, 30 minutes
- Location
- London's Fashionable London
- Occupation
- Flame Retardent
- Interests
- Green, fancy hand towels and the grooming thereof.
User Activity
Recent Replies
- Nigel Farage leaves LBC to spend more time on personal hate projects - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- 75yo protest man will be charged with damaging sidewalk with his head says Trump - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Government to implement extensive stable door closing programme "soon" - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- White Cliffs of Dover apologises for history of racism - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- A bunch/herd/pile/cupful/bucketload/gaggle/swarm of new writers this week - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Overstimulated PM Johnson accidentally impregnates Angela Raynor at PMQs - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- "Eurgh, I have to care about Black Lives Matter this week too?” says activist - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Offended fish throw Colston statue back on land - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- PM Johnson disappointed not to get a go on his riot water cannons - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Bristol slave trader statue thrown in harbour accidentally awakens Godzilla - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Statue of Edward Colston declared innocent after failing to float - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- The Premier League is back! How have the teams been spending their lockdowns? - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- "Podcasts Anonymous" helpline opened for those considering start a podcast - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Vegan friends ‘not worth it’ say experts - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Odd Question but... - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- New Director General to impartially accelerate and decelerate change at BBC - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- NHS app will only reveal virus contact status after in-app purchase - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Nation relieved to go back to taking key workers for granted - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Rees-Mogg introduces fast-track wristband to avoid Parliament queues - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- "Best thing we've ever did", declares born again articial lawn evangalist - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Annual stocktake of PM Johnson's children reveals bumper harvest - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Big Bread brutally stamping down on local breadmakers - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Trump's tweets - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- London's burglars outline strict back to work measures - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- AI research halted after prototype ‘Smart Bomb’ ponders the futility of war - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Nation's bat eaters fear stigma in post-virus world - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Mark Zuckerberg refuses to criticise Trump for shitting on his dining table - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Donald Trump threatens to send in US Space Force on protesters - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Charity Shops brace for deluge of all sort of random, useless shite - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Tear gas found to immunise people from Coronavirus - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
Topics Started
- Nigel Farage leaves LBC to spend more time on personal hate projects - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Overstimulated PM Johnson accidentally impregnates Angela Raynor at PMQs - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Offended fish throw Colston statue back on land - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- PM Johnson disappointed not to get a go on his riot water cannons - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Bristol slave trader statue thrown in harbour accidentally awakens Godzilla - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- New Director General to impartially accelerate and decelerate change at BBC - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- "Podcasts Anonymous" helpline opened for those considering start a podcast - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- The Premier League is back! How have the teams been spending their lockdowns? - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Odd Question but... - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- NHS app will only reveal virus contact status after in-app purchase - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Nation relieved to go back to taking key workers for granted - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Rees-Mogg introduces fast-track wristband to avoid Parliament queues - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- "Best thing we've ever did", declares born again articial lawn evangalist - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Annual stocktake of PM Johnson's children reveals bumper harvest - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Big Bread brutally stamping down on local breadmakers - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- London's burglars outline strict back to work measures - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Nation's bat eaters fear stigma in post-virus world - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Donald Trump threatens to send in US Space Force on protesters - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Charity Shops brace for deluge of all sort of random, useless shite - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Nation begins slow recovery from prolonged exposure to own children - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- PM Johnson reaches for inspirational "The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck" again - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Hungover teachers wearily, grudgingly re-open Primary Schools gates - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- UK's Fridges, Dishwashers to Unionise - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Premier League to install table football poles to enforce social distancing - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- SpaceX Astronauts enter 2nd day of self-isolation on ISS - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- In a rare moment of contrition PM Johnson wishes he cared about poor people - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Cats Union join forces with Pilots Union for tougher laser pointer regulations - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- EU Immigrants allowed to stay if successful in "Fortnite: Euro-Battle Royale" - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Scientists confirm that the mystery tomb ape is Boris Johnson's "Uncle Rupert". - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Noel Edmonds made chief negotiator in "Deal or No Deal" Brexit discussions - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.