Clarky (Clarky)
- Member Since
- September 26, 2011 (1 year)
- Last Activity
- 5 months1 weeks ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 39 hours, 43 minutes
- Location
- Oxford
- Occupation
- Writer
- Interests
- Film, books, writing, arts
User Activity
Recent Replies
- Eastender to spend quiet Christmas with family - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Coalition to put Nick Clegg up for adoption - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- "It's the 21st century, why do we not have spray-on wrapping paper?" ask men - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Bleak Old Shop of Old Toss - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- What story have you written this year that sank without a trace... - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Deal Or No Deal chaos after boxes ordered from the Shrödinger Corporation - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Hands claws its own arm off, to detach itself from Piers Morgan - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Police declare war on ruthless sculptor gang targeting scrap metal dealers - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Outbreak of male snow writing leads to Met Office amber snow warning - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Northern commuters braced for blizzard of reports about snow in London - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- RIP rest of the world: Christopher Hitchens is no more - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Banner on bypass probably not best way to come out, gay dad reflects - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- BNP cancel Clarkson's membership for 'being too right wing' - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Investor sent to bed by mum after spending $2.1m on a comic - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Missing Scandanavian airline pilot 'just disappeared into Finnair' - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- C of E to adopt gospel according to John Lewis this Christmas - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Magic ingredient for FP success - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Prof Brian Cox to have pioneering cerebral band surgery to restrict brain size - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Sleep gives you cancer according to Daily Mail - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- "Cancer can give you cancer" claims Daily Mail - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- All EU Countries now blaming distint other EU countries for financial crisis - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- World's lightest material found in old 'Men Behaving Badly' script - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- ‘Youngest’ expedition to South Pole abandoned after 3rd day without Twitter - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- 'Ability To Work' To Be Assessed By Independent Television - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Neil Tennant Gets 'Right To Buy' - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Vatican launches Home Exorcism Kit - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Jimmy Savile book of euphemistic tributes to be launched for Christmas - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Scottish Devolution Leads To Rise of Hard-Drinking Ginger Ape - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Nail clipping and soil open sandwich is 'cheapest meal' - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Minister urges public sector workers ‘not to comb hair’ as token strike gesture - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
Topics Started
- Germany finds missing 55bn Euros 'in pocket of other lederhosen' - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Confused technophobe spends half an hour phoning lost slippers - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Cornish pensioner walks out of bingo in ‘lateral protest’ against Stratford play - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Art world out of touch, claims artist who dresses as girl, holidays with teddy - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Fears breast screening service may go tits up - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Disappointment as Berlusconi package fails to come up to expectations - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Watchmaker George Daniels clocks off - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- BBC man’s brain explodes explaining complexities of EU vote - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Sade confusion prompts shocked theatre walk-outs - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Fuel-starved families driven to beg under coal-ition - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- OCD lottery winners hand back £1m of £101m 'to make it tidy' - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Knight to see you, to see you knight - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Military expert praises masterly tactics of ‘Minister of Defensiveness’ - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Fox in right job. Look how good at defence he is, quips PM - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Stephen Fry of only average intelligence, scientists report - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Meryl Streep bad actor, boffins conclude - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- George Clooney not really good-looking, investigation reveals - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Cuppa and a nice sit down latest wonder cure, doctor reveals - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- The more he dug, the deeper into the hole the not-so-Fantastic Dr Fox sank - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Wayne Rooney stunned as everyone in world named Rooney arrested - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Bloated, constipated economy? You need Dr Osborne’s patent Quantitative Easing - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Tony Blair called in to arbitrate on poodle row - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Lunch boxes to contain meat and two veg, government decrees - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Danish rasher message targets fatties - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- ‘Fresh Meat’ homage to ‘Young Ones’ not ripoff - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- No ‘Ed bias’ in Labour Party, Miliband and Balls tell Izzard - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Shoppers stunned as Bonham Carter and Burton spotted ‘looking normal’ - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- TV: New series investigates the Stephen Fry phenomenon - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Police taking theft of laughing gas from hospital 'very seriously' - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Brazilian couple stranded in West Country phone for rescue - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago