Boutros (Boutros)
- Member Since
- September 6, 2011 (1 year)
- Last Activity
- 1 day9 hour ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 70 hours, 3 minutes
- Location
- London
- Occupation
- Er...
- Interests
- Fine wines
User Activity
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- Sun newspaper 'misreported Press regulation deal'. - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Sir Ranulph Fiennes to explore IKEA. - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- It’s Red Nose Day, please help save the comedians - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Cardinal who accidently voted after black smoke complains he was still charged - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- No minimum price for alcohol, says Cabernet. - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Right! That's it!! - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Sir Ranulph Fiennes 'bloody cross' to hear about aeroplanes invention. - User last replied: 2 months ago | No replies since
- Very tiring week for tyre supplier - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Excitement mounts at prospect of a 'Kinder Egg Pope' - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Pistorius getaway attempt foiled by cattle grid - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- "We'd be in One Direction if it wasn't for crime" say grateful criminals - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 2 months ago
- Writer of the Month - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Shed for the yard turned into a Shard, complains despairing online shopper. - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Palace issues official reply from Kate: "Fuck off you fat cunt." - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Food bank boss urged to return 'bonus' baked beans - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- One week on, many Chinese still writing "year of the dragon" on cheques - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Martian rock drilling abandoned after Rover loses chuck key. - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Skynet attack foiled by Captcha - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Mis-spelling debacle could cost £3.6billion, admits Barclays Wank. - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Richard III tomb in Leicester Cathedral paid for by council Pray and Display. - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Etch a Sketch funeral invites will be ready "early Summer". - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Carpal tunnel to get extra lane. - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Escape key to be removed from prison computers - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Beach find 'is not Eric Pickles', says whale vomit expert. - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Fears Grow for Missing Maze Designer - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Scandal of Christmas trees sleeping rough on pavements. - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- By-passed villagers “dismayed” about lack of opportunity to moan about HS2 - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- NRA in 'Royal Patronage' talks - User last replied: 4 months ago | No replies since
- Spitfires could be under a toilet in Peterborough, claims toilet superintendent. - User last replied: 4 months ago | No replies since
- HMV voucher holders disappointed to find only Jim Davidson DVDs on sale. - User last replied: 4 months ago | No replies since
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- HMV voucher holders disappointed to find only Jim Davidson DVDs on sale. - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- Euro now worth 82 HMV vouchers. - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Snow 'completely unprepared' to land in Britain. - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- News headlines over exposed to photography puns - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- "P45? That'll do nicely," say 5,400 AMEX employees. - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Government launches new GOV.UK website with slogan: Now you can GOV.UK YOURSELF! - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Winehouse 'still drunk' after second inquest. - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Bowie offers to sign his new single at Our Price and Woolworths. - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Elephants apply to Russian circus to escape Brigitte Bardot. - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- Lewd phone shop manager sacked for offering customers Everything Everywhere. - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- 'Just Google it', says Citizens Advice Bureau. - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Cleese/Palin/Obama to star in 'A Fish Called Cliff' - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
- Dad charges family £480 for IT support - Started: 5 months ago | No replies.
- Queen will hum "Don't Cry for Me, Argentina" in Christmas Day broadcast. - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Government gets tough with threat to threaten to threaten banks. - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Assault rifle shoots to No.1 in U.S. Christmas list chart. - Started: 5 months ago | No replies.
- Lunar gravity satellites just the latest NASA hoax, claims leading crank. - Started: 5 months ago | No replies.
- Coastguards left "confused and disillusioned" by move to Birmingham - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Suspicion falls on good causes as Euromillions prize goes unclaimed. - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Ryde beef tallow candle factory to make Isle of Wight self-sufficient in energy. - Started: 5 months ago | No replies.
- Shard to get 90ft fairy from Norway. - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Revealed: Not all top MPs are child sex offenders - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- BBC to sell Newsnight format to USA - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Cameron warns against gay witch hunt "but it's ok to hunt gay wizards." - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- ITV to air "I'm a constituent, get me a new MP." - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- “Teletubbies the Movie” in fight to remove 18 certificate. - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Tree that looks like a wind turbine could silence countryside moaners. - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Cities unprepared for badger refugees, warns academic. - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.
- Isle of Wight Bridge Club meeting disrupted by ferry company. - Started: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- Samsung / Apple UK judgment in full. - Started: 6 months ago | No replies.