JETFAB (JETFAB)
- Member Since
- June 20, 2011 (9 years)
- Last Activity
- 2 days6 hours ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 279 hours, 12 minutes
- Website
- http://www.cantbearsed2make1.co.uk
- Location
- Sofa
- Occupation
- Idlefecker
- Interests
- Restoring vintage pogosticks
User Activity
Recent Replies
- Questions you might regret asking - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Death Vader - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Jesus saves even better now he's got coaching from Ray Clemence. - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Dick-A-Dum-Done. - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- WTO Rules rule - User last replied: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- New statue of Lady Diana features mangled bits of Mercedes and drunk driver - User last replied: 6 months ago | Most recent reply: 6 months ago
- NewsBiscuit @15 years old - charity book title offerings - User last replied: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 7 months ago
- I’m Still Relevant- Fax Me! Pleads David Miliband - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Contract-tracing app to use Girl with Fleas system - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Trump vs Twitter - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- What's the male equivalent of the 'Karen' meme? - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- SAGE to be renamed Scientific Health Advisory Group - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Injecting bleach is secret to looking younger, says Keith Richards - User last replied: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- Branson's island in off-shore account. - User last replied: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- 'Bites yer legs' bites the dust. - User last replied: 10 months ago | No replies since
- Vegans "stressed out" at being unable to tell anyone that they are vegan. - User last replied: 10 months ago | No replies since
- Tiger King fans getting sick of the "It's grrrrreat!" jokes. More soon. - User last replied: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- PM stable and not on a ventilator because there aren't any. More soon. - User last replied: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- New Bob Dylan song - aren't we suffering enough already asks beleaguered planet - User last replied: 11 months ago | Most recent reply: 11 months ago
- Trump describes himself as 'wartime president'? Fuck right off sir. - User last replied: 11 months ago | Most recent reply: 11 months ago
- What is it with oldies and their reticence to take current Govt Covid-19 advice - User last replied: 11 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- Troubled Airline renames itself FlyMaybe - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Tim Martin: "Wetherspoon's beer will only be made with British gnats" - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Pukka Fukka Scuppered. - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Revived pig's brain to be new Brexit minister. - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Boeing deny 'Max 8' refers to miles it will fly. - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Government deny NHS 10 year plan refers to waiting times. - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Britain disappointed with third place in ‘Most Embarrassing Country’ competition - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Trump urged to emulate George Bush's final achievement - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Michael Foot's longest suicide note record finally beaten. - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
Topics Started
- Death Vader - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Dick-A-Dum-Done. - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Branson's island in off-shore account. - Started: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- 'Bites yer legs' bites the dust. - Started: 10 months ago | No replies.
- Pukka Fukka Scuppered. - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Revived pig's brain to be new Brexit minister. - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Boeing deny 'Max 8' refers to miles it will fly. - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Government deny NHS 10 year plan refers to waiting times. - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Michael Foot's longest suicide note record finally beaten. - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Meat tax will raise the steaks. - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Microsoft's Paul Allen gets blue screen. - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- NASA Sun probe finds 'Its a really crap newspaper' - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- South Yorkshire police wreck Man City coach. - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Australian cricket press conference triggers tsunami warning. - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Zizzi topped. - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Trump's wall to be built with surplus Lego. - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- KFC FCK'ed - Started: 3 years ago | No replies.
- Chedder Man was a Curdish refugee. - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Nuts.... - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Houston regrets hosting exhibition cricket match. - Started: 3 years ago | No replies.
- HMS Queen Elizabeth to be London's third airport - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Test card girl paid less than male clown toy. - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Three cheers for Murray 'Hip, Gyp, No play' - Started: 3 years ago | No replies.
- Relieved Mother of man hit by bus confirms 'He was wearing clean underwear' - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Disappointment that 'Cant Dies' headline isn't Piers Morgan. - Started: 3 years ago | No replies.
- Prince Phillip retires to spend less time with his family. - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Abbott interview causes maths hysteria. - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- McLaren to replace Honda engine with Jenson Button pedalling. - Started: 3 years ago | No replies.
- Tyson Fury to fight semi-final winner Nathan Gill for UKIP leadership. - Started: 4 years ago | Most recent reply: 4 years ago
- Corbyn will sit on House of Commons floor if his seat is abolished. - Started: 4 years ago | Most recent reply: 4 years ago