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cinquecento (cinquecento)
- Member Since
- June 16, 2011 (5 years)
- Last Activity
- 10 minutes47 seconds ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 143 hours, 46 minutes
- Location
- essex
- Occupation
- renaissance man
- Interests
- as above
User Activity
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- Police scour Westminster in search of Nick Clegg's testicles - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Lendl ‘Too Cheery For Me’ Says Murray - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Maybe I misunderstood the format 'rules', but isn't the idea of a ticker - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Sick of endless weak Crimea puns, Putin renames peninsula 'Legova' - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Shopkeeper returns through magic door without Mr Benn - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Ninja banned from 'Stars In Their Eyes' - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Church 'Worried About Reverse Chancel Charges' - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Why do people ask questions with so many question marks???? - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Adverts - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Can anyone recommend a decent toaster? - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Many armed men seen near Chernobyl - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Analysis commissioned by badgers concludes that government is 'ineffective' - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- France Surrenders "Just in Case" - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- 'Independant Scotland Will Not Be Allowed To Use The English Language' Assertion - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Salmond has contingency plan to flee to London if Scots actually vote Yes - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Furtive cat-fights in Uganda for Number 1 on 'Top 200 Homosexuals' - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- City break advise - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Theresa May considers Addis Adaba urban hyena model to meet homelessness targets - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Tickerfest is not doing the old place any favours - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Hospitals braced for wave of Valentine's Day Facebook nausea - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Jurassic mosquitos placed on amber alert - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Man charged with cannibalism denies he is a people person - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Traces of giraffe found in Danish bacon - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- withdrawn, been done - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Putin hails tightly clenched Olympic ring as an example to all - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Thankyou Newsbiscuit. - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
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- 'Rubenesque' insulting to women, men warned - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- archeopteryx catches the worm - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
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- Male pandas question scientific basis of once a year mating window - Started: 4 years ago | No replies.
- Abu Qatada to be deported as hose pipe ban is extended to Jordan - Started: 4 years ago | No replies.
- Reluctant word processor reverts to type - Started: 4 years ago | No replies.
- Web monitoring plan prompts resurgence of jazz-mag-in-hedge distribution channel - Started: 4 years ago | No replies.
- Fatima, 30, celebrates Silver Wedding Anniversary with her grandchildren - Started: 4 years ago | Most recent reply: 4 years ago
- Gerry McCann avoiding forecourts after panic filling incident - Started: 4 years ago | Most recent reply: 4 years ago
- Tory donors face paying VAT on hot meals with Cameron - Started: 4 years ago | No replies.
- Ministers thwarted as planning laws are Grade 1 Listed by English Heritage - Started: 4 years ago | No replies.
- The Voice judges 'flabbergasted' when contestant proves to be Stephen Hawking - Started: 4 years ago | No replies.
- Pre-Budget dinners with Cameron leave Liberals bankrupt - Started: 4 years ago | No replies.
- Civil List to be renamed Hereditary Benefits and paid by giro - Started: 4 years ago | No replies.
- CERN's Large Hadron Collider admits defeat in search for Tulisa sex tape - Started: 4 years ago | No replies.
- Boost for hassock makers as Vatican recommends better support for abuse victims - Started: 4 years ago | No replies.
- Fathers For Justice support campaign for 'some sex' marriages - Started: 4 years ago | Most recent reply: 4 years ago
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- Rating agencies downgrade Virgin to Bucket - Started: 4 years ago | No replies.
- Eric Joyce quits as Labour MP to join US Army in Kandahar - Started: 4 years ago | No replies.
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- Texan BBQ supplier's launch of Koran briquettes condemned as incendiary - Started: 4 years ago | No replies.
- Desparng edtors remove letter from alphabet to kll tdal wave of weak phone gags - Started: 4 years ago | Most recent reply: 4 years ago
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