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cinquecento (cinquecento)
- Member Since
- June 16, 2011 (6 years)
- Last Activity
- 5 hours55 minutes ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 294 hours, 45 minutes
- Location
- essex
- Occupation
- renaissance man
- Interests
- as above
User Activity
Recent Replies
- Facebook chatbots caught swapping pornographic images. - User last replied: 8 months ago | No replies since
- BG customers now far too busy moaning to find time to switch supplier. - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Derek Acorah 'thrilled' to see Tara Palmer-T in the Celebrity Big Brother house - User last replied: 8 months ago | No replies since
- has anyone had dealings with Student Finance England? - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Man tricked again into thinking 114.9 pence per litre for petrol is 114 pence - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- For some reason I find this rather depressing. - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Sperm count study 'reached premature conclusion' - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- John Gummer volunteers his grandchildren to eat chlorinated chicken. More soon. - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Fox puts 'Chlorination Chicken' on the menu - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Headline writers 'in total pun exhaustion' after Fox and chicken story - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Weather Presenters' pay to be based on 'wankability' factor - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Bloody immigrants - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Daddy,why are there 120,450 homeless children in temporary housing accommodation - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Corbyn urges government to ban First Class degrees - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Vince Thingummy, the Lib Dems and Brexitexit - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- OJ to date Amanda Knox. In Midsomer. - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Chris Evans - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Claudia Winkleman 'highest paid person in UK' on a £ per unit of talent basis - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Government To Ban Mopeds After Acid & Knife Attacks - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Were have all the Tories gone? - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Now the excitement while we wait for The Joke to reappear !! - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Larsen iceberg takes back control and expects long, rosy future in warmer waters - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Cunning trap for Corbyn - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- IRA suspect 'sorry' for unrealistic manifesto - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Plucky British woman reaches Wimbledon quarter finals - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- wrong room, oh well.... anyone going to Wimbledon? - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Fancy a free holiday in Majorca plus all the sex you can get? - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Oral sex superbug claims 'hard to swallow' say doctors. - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Japanese sex dolls to strike over unfair competition from child sex robots - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Shock as Eastern European girl doesn't become tennis player - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
Topics Started
- oh hell, I blame throngsman - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- James Dyson making plans for post-Assad vacuum - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- United Airlines security sent in to remove Assad - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Thieving Saudi cricketer stumped - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Stockpile of ammonia and hydrogen peroxide "purely tonsorial" claims Boris - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Corbyn pledges free school shoes made from the hides of the bourgeoisie - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Sanctions bring relief in Syria as Assad runs out of 50ps for the gas meter - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Ken warned "Three Reichs and you're out" - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Paying too much on your phosgene account? Call Switch-U-Like Damascus. - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Ken 'using down time to flesh out a theory about Mohamed and global warming' - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- "Theresa's gone t'Saudi" "Mecca?" "No, she went of her own accord - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Cor, Sheikh A-Leg, Theresa! Bare-headed May sets pulses racing in Riyadh!!! - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- May stones adulteress with Cadburys creme eggs to secure major Saudi arms deal - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Archbishop of Yorkie condemns 'Cadbury Egg Hunt' - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- "Cutting me own throat, So-Called Islamic Steak 80p a pahnd" cries market trader - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Phwoar! Suffragette statue in Parliament Square has 'perfect pins' says Mail - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- HSBC's list of ten gender-fluid titles extended to include 'WTF' - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Groundbreaking new Dr Who to be racist homophobe religious fundamentalist - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Gregg's sausage rolls lose appeal - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Tokyo 2020 sclaps Palarympics and pallarel bars - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- 98% of English would now happily lose Scotland just to be rid of Nicola Sturgeon - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Junker receives Yodel note 'You were out, collect letter from depot' - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- move along, sorry.. - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Remark about non-ferrous metals was 'completely unironic' - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Judge who freed wife abuser Bashir 'failed to spot the clue in his name' - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Corbyn distraction on Preston show raises concerns he forgot to change century - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- WhatsApp upgrades user experience with new bomb, knife and virgin emojis - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Man in stripy shirt, mask and SWAG bag turns out to be burglar. MI5 baffled. - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Claim that dinosaurs originated in Britain fails to surprise Shadow Cabinet - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Sushi bars condemned as 'hotbeds of Wasabism' - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago