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cinquecento (cinquecento)
- Member Since
- June 16, 2011 (7 years)
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- 3 hours12 minutes ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 312 hours, 17 minutes
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- essex
- Occupation
- renaissance man
- Interests
- as above
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- Man withdraws patent for shoes with camera on the toe cap - Started: 4 days ago | Most recent reply: 4 days ago
- Skyscraper-scaling raccoon granted US citizenship - Started: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- PWC fined £6.5m for BS audit - Started: 1 week ago | No replies.
- Gig economy workers win right to display arse cleavage - Started: 1 week ago | No replies.
- King of the Cannibal Isles offers refuge to 600 migrants on the Aquarius - Started: 1 week ago | No replies.
- Owen Jones' hopes of losing virginity at Labour Live fade on poor ticket sales - Started: 1 week ago | No replies.
- Millennial camels abandon humps for bottles of Evian - Started: 1 week ago | No replies.
- Muddled buggers object to Brexit being called a bugger's muddle - Started: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- London Fire Brigade revise "stay put" policy to "run like hell" - Started: 2 weeks ago | No replies.
- Mandarin Oriental refurbished in 'burnt orange' - Started: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Stringfellow's funeral to feature selection of sad thongs - Started: 2 weeks ago | No replies.
- Flightless planes evolve from lack of runways at Heathrow - Started: 2 weeks ago | No replies.
- 69-year old man urges flaccid Brexit - Started: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Lost Voice Guy wins BGT, Lost Plot Woman still PM - Started: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- "Fuck the Zoroastrians" says Sir Vince Cable - Started: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Modern Slavery Unit frees 20 interns from Chuka's basement - Started: 2 weeks ago | No replies.
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