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cinquecento (cinquecento)
- Member Since
- June 16, 2011 (2 years)
- Last Activity
- 1 day4 hour ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 83 hours, 16 minutes
- Location
- essex
- Occupation
- renaissance man
- Interests
- as above
User Activity
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- Britain mourns the passing of balance, perspective and sense of humour - User last replied: 1 day ago | Most recent reply: 1 day ago
- Dad honing 'significantly edgier' leg or breast routine for Xmas lunch - User last replied: 1 day ago | Most recent reply: 1 day ago
- As Xmas looms man dreading relatives question on "what exactly do you do?" - User last replied: 2 days ago | Most recent reply: 1 day ago
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- Tobacconist caught with extensive collection of snuff movies - User last replied: 5 days ago | Most recent reply: 4 days ago
- Gucci to launch range of designer vaginas - User last replied: 5 days ago | Most recent reply: 5 days ago
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- Labour counters Boles' National Liberal Party with new National Socialist Party - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | No replies since
- "Number of labiaplasty procedures on NHS have risen five-fold in past decade" - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Historic sex offences to be given Grade 1 listing by English Heritage - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
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- Obama awarded honorary rank of Stasi Obergruppenfuhrer - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
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- 5 year olds found to carry additional 'why' chromosome - User last replied: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
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Topics Started
- Britain mourns the passing of balance, perspective and sense of humour - Started: 1 day ago | Most recent reply: 1 day ago
- Dad honing 'significantly edgier' leg or breast routine for Xmas lunch - Started: 2 days ago | Most recent reply: 1 day ago
- rong rum, sorry - Started: 2 days ago | No replies.
- Tobacconist caught with extensive collection of snuff movies - Started: 5 days ago | Most recent reply: 4 days ago
- Gucci to launch range of designer vaginas - Started: 5 days ago | Most recent reply: 5 days ago
- Shy contortionist comes out of himself - Started: 1 week ago | No replies.
- Mr Weasley held for Quidditch fixing as Ron's owl says "you'll win t'draw, son - Started: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- "Nigella's Cold Turkey" tops Xmas book chart - Started: 1 week ago | No replies.
- Bird-spotting labioplastic surgeon clarifies 'Thrush flaps away' tweet - Started: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- 'Noone should have to spend 30 years in South London" say shocked slave rescuers - Started: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Labour counters Boles' National Liberal Party with new National Socialist Party - Started: 2 weeks ago | No replies.
- Historic sex offences to be given Grade 1 listing by English Heritage - Started: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Obama awarded honorary rank of Stasi Obergruppenfuhrer - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Accused jockey asks for 10 other fences to be taken into account - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Yeti hair 'genetically identical to Brian Blessed', finds professor - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Terry's Pyramints 'couldn't be made by human technology' claim conspiracists - Started: 1 month ago | No replies.
- Discovery of second "World's Best Dad" mug drives harsh revaluation at Christies - Started: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- 5 year olds found to carry additional 'why' chromosome - Started: 2 months ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- EDL registers as 'not for prophet organisation' - Started: 2 months ago | No replies.
- Assad awarded badger cull contract - Started: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- "sonic fucking fuckdriver" a step too far, rules BBC - Started: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Kate's love tunnel to be awarded Royal Warrant - Started: 4 months ago | No replies.
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