Titus (Titus)
- Member Since
- May 23, 2011 (6 years)
- Last Activity
- 7 hours19 minutes ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 2317 hours, 13 minutes
- Location
- Hereford, UK
- Occupation
- Retired
- Interests
- Stirring
User Activity
Recent Replies
- Unaccompanied Children To Be Rescued From Those Snail-Eating Gauloise Smokers - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- "London is finished," declares Mayor - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Nobel Academy 'baffled' at Dylan Thomas' failure to respond to prize - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Dylan's response to Nobel Committee "blowin in the wind". More soon. - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Is Satire Dead? - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- You Remainers sicken me - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- People Traffickers Try To Smuggle Calais Migrants Onto Russian Warships - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Witney Lib Dems Demand Recount: Can't Believe They Came As High As Second Place - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Russian Navy perorms "Brexit" ceremony. - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- BBC Ignores News Story Because They Can't Find A Female Professor For Comment - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Reopen chimneys to provide work for Calais piccaninnies, says Boris - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Toddler found 'staring into the void' - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Russian booze cruise nears Calais - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Britain "swamped" with Hard Brexit porn - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Mosul resists Grammar Schools - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- The man on the train - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Today Witney - Tomorrow The World! Lib Dems Sweep To Second Place - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- 'Vote Rigged' Claim UKIP As Lab Romp Home In Batley And Spen, & Cons In Wintney - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Tradesman keeps promise - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Britain Hires Russian Fleet To Patrol Channel & Prove 'Brexit Means Brexit' - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Trump responds to sex abuse claims: 'The media rigged the erections'. - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Mars Immigration Authorities Reject Schiaparelli's Application - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Scientists confirm Mars "covered in batter" - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Foreign Legion 'making substantial inroads into Moselle' - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Voters may not accept election result if Trump wins - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Martians complain to Earth over escalating levels of fly-tipping. - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- IKEA Workplace Accident: man swerved to avoid child, and fell out the bed - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Calais Immigration Regulations 'Lack Teeth' - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- UKIP To adopt Queensberry Rules As Its New Constitutuion - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- 'We want more protection' demand Aleppo's human shields - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
Topics Started
- Space Probe Finds Lobsters On Pluto - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- BBC To More Correctly Refer To N Korea As 'Democratic People's Republic of Korea - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Future Robotic Spacecraft To Land & Start Mining Plutonium - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- SNP Votes To Force Englishmen To Put Salt On Their Porridge - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- SNP Votes To Restrict English Farmers To Using Only Two Traps For Rats - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Mexican Drug Baron Escapes Jail Despite Tube Drivers' Strike - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Pluto Invited To Join Eurozone & Promptly Applies For Bale-Out - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Pluto Nationalist Party Determined To Vote To Stop Sunday Trading In England - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- SNP Will Vote To Block Greek Debt Relief & To Ban Foxhuning On Pluto - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Space Probe Detects IS Flag On Pluto - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Seaside Holidaymakers Terrorised As Lobster Louts Rampage - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Outrage As Tory Budget Raises Min Wage, Lowers Tax - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Scotland: 'Nats Bigger Problem Than Midges' Say The English - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Cornwall 'Could Deploy Lobsters In 45 Minutes' - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Security Alert As Kidney Patients Found To Having Access To Dial ISIS Machines - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Greece To Adopt The Lobster In Place Of The Euro - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Chaos As Handcart's Satnav Found To Lack Postcode for Hell - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- So This Is The Word Which Every Sentence Now Starts With - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Controversial Health Advice Causes Storm Of Outrage - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Greece's 'New Drachma' Rapidly Reaches Parity With The Zimbabwean Dollar - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- River Accuses Banks Of Restrictive Practices - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Greeks Vote To Kick Can Over Wall - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- If the Greeks hate the Germans so much ... - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Concern Over Greek Neverendum - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- 'Unite' Union Votes To Keep Labour Party Out Of Office - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Greeks Vote To Step Outside The Tent And Do The Honourable Thing - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Vast Gangs Of Vicious Hedgehogs Crush Lorries Stopped On M20 - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Greeks Set To Choose Between "Stuff You Fascist Kraut Bastards", or "Don't Know - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Chaos As Greece Finds It Can't Afford Ballot Papers (Or Even Stubby Pencils) - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Newcastle Singlet-Wearing Hard Men Find Themselves Over-Dressed For Heatwave - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago