Titus (Titus)
- Member Since
- May 23, 2011 (7 years)
- Last Activity
- 14 minutes50 seconds ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 2836 hours, 17 minutes
- Location
- Hereford, UK
- Occupation
- Retired
- Interests
- Stirring
User Activity
Recent Replies
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- London Demonstrators Protest Against Democracy - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Brexit Fudge Recipe - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
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- Celibate Strictly contestants to be allowed to dance alone. - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
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- Blair's Next Cunning Plan - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- North Korea happy with its Nuclear Hurricane Machine programme. More soon. - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- China To Introduce Coal-Fired Cars - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Feature - Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's fucking worth it. - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
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- EU Immigrants Should Be Forced To Be Homeless & Live Off Petty Crime Says Blair - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Criminal Justice System 'Biased Against Criminals' - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
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- Four jailed for for raping girl, 16, in Ramsgate - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- 'Toilet Duck' Not a Cleaner But A Warning To Those Outside The WC Window - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Dial-Up Internet Soon To Reach 'Even The Outlying Areas' Of Isle Of Wight - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Trump To Build Wall To Keep Hurricanes Out Of America - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
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- IRMA LATEST: Thousands seek refuge on Olly Murs's big face. - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- For Sale: South Africa. No Time-Wasters Please. Apply To Mr Gupta. - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
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- TitusScam Enterprises Ditches TitusSpin Communications As Its PR Agency - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- Quote From The NewsBiscuit Job: 'You're Only supposed to Stir It. Not Hurl It' - User last replied: 9 months ago | No replies since
- Guardian Readers Confused As Nobel Peace Prizewinner Defends Buddhist Jihadists - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
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- Government To Ban Unsubstantiated Assertions On Social Media - FACT - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
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- Further Lawbreaking To Be Made Illegal, To Reduce Prison Overcrowding - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.