Titus (Titus)
- Member Since
- May 23, 2011 (6 years)
- Last Activity
- 5 hours45 minutes ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 2766 hours, 7 minutes
- Location
- Hereford, UK
- Occupation
- Retired
- Interests
- Stirring
User Activity
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- World War III - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Plans for new crime series "CSI: Bournemouth" abandoned - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Physicists find dark matter to be 'crap bits of universe God not arsed with' - User last replied: 8 months ago | No replies since
- Scientists able to eliminate "stupid" gene from Brexit voters. More soon. - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
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- BBC hit by mass outbreak of Vague News - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Vince Cable & Theresa May Consider Growing Beards To Stay Ahead Of The Game - User last replied: 8 months ago | No replies since
- Outcry at Arsenal plans to stage dog fights during half-time interval - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- BBC Ignores News Story After Failing To Find A Female CEO, Prof Or Phd Spokesman - User last replied: 8 months ago | No replies since
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- Alcoholic's Pledge To Return All Used Wine Bottles 'An Empty Promise' - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Sealed Knot To Re-Enact Battle Of Orgreave, Including All Deaths & Convictions - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Italian Earthquakes 'Clearly Due To Brexit' Confirm Experts - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
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- Brexitsceptics Demand An Annual EU Referendum - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
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- UK Economy Demands 'Right To Boom' Despite Whingeing Of Defeated Remainers - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Unaccompanied Children To Be Rescued From Those Snail-Eating Gauloise Smokers - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- People Traffickers Try To Smuggle Calais Migrants Onto Russian Warships - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Witney Lib Dems Demand Recount: Can't Believe They Came As High As Second Place - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- BBC Ignores News Story Because They Can't Find A Female Professor For Comment - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
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- Britain Hires Russian Fleet To Patrol Channel & Prove 'Brexit Means Brexit' - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
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