Mr Payne (Mr Payne)
- Member Since
- April 24, 2011 (2 years)
- Last Activity
- 1 year8 month ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 17 hours, 1 minutes
- Location
- I'm hiding. Can you find me?
- Occupation
- Semi-Professional Wrestler
- Interests
- Geek stuff
User Activity
Recent Replies
- John Galliano launches new range of insults - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- BMW to recall over 450,000 drivers after safety concerns - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- 'Best ever' products face fraud charges - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Teacher strikes - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Family, targeted by naive motorists, finally buy ‘Baby on board!’ sign - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Home Nations outraged: 'We were committed to losing everything long term.' - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Uproar as SugarTits69 is revealed to be a man called 'Fergie'. - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Obese hurdling failure finds faith in God no substitute for training and talent - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- 'Ugly People' website over-run ... - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Mladic resigns. Hague says he's 'No longer under investigation. He's innocent' - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Cameron compares drink-driving absent fathers with 'AIDS-ridden pig fuckers' - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- DfT hopes for success with new ‘Think! Bikers, don’t ride like a twat!’ campaign - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- 'Worst' primary schools to become zoos - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Webber's 'Love never dies' dies. - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- New documentary shows party leaders taking their members on coach outings - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Sex, Lies, & the Greatest Renewable Resource - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- They're, there and their to stage unification fight - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Royal Mail blame fall in profits on people sending less cash in the post - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Germaine Greer devastated to find that lesbians are just men in disguise. - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Olympic games to follow Formula 1 rules - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- London Olympics cancelled: 'can't hope to match excitement of Canadian GP' - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Prince Philip says he’ll “slow down” at 90, adding “but gradually, unlike Diana” - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Doctors unable to medicate as Zippy and George lose their voice. - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Serbia and Pakistan through to final of 'International Hide and Seek' - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- 'We thought we had more influence' complain downed chips. - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Blatter to celebrate victory by putting jacket over head and running around - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Destitute herbalist 'living on borrowed thyme'... - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- 'I am the ship's captain.' says Edward John Blatter. - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- 5 stars outbreak as more Newsbiscuit writers award themselves top marks - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- William Hill stop taking bets on outcome of FIFA presidential election - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
Topics Started
- Man stunned to find term Beaver reveals no porn for 21 google image pages - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Nation shocked as barman actually asks 'Why the long face?' - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Emo Israeli couple to name child 'dislike'. - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Man attempts to carry train on back of donkey. - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Global Warming crisis solved by cautious politicians hedging their bets. - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- 'In Spite Of All The Danger,' claims Lennon, 'I'll Be Back. We Can Work It Out. - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- CEO of Christianity to sue Virgin for intellectual property theft - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- European butterfly species to be sued by Mississipi flood victims - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- RSPCA to launch investigation into Schrodinger. - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- FIFA to dispute Pakistan's top spot in world corruption league table - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Crisis as '5 times a day' religious fanatics mean supply of virgins running out. - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Nick Clegg buried at sea to avoid creating a shrine for 'Yes' men. - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- BBC commentary team censured for discussing TrumpDing live on air - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- London 2012 officials admit 'Everyone warned us it would happen', but we're shit - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- NUT deny exploitation after ensuring boy, 15, will never lose his virginity. - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- Warning after dolphins 'harassed' - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.
- One liner? - Started: 2 years ago | No replies.