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deskpilot3 (deskpilot3)
- Member Since
- May 10, 2010 (3 years)
- Last Activity
- 16 hours12 minutes ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 26 hours, 19 minutes
- Location
- bristol
- Occupation
- pilot (bureacratic)
- Interests
- the search for satire
User Activity
Recent Replies
- Findus sofas found to be 100% horse hair. - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Daily Mirror goes over the top because cream crackers don't contain cream. - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Harrods burgers found to contain traces of Panda. - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Bargain Cheapo Burgers "A year's supply for a tenner" found to contain roadkill. - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Government bullshit found to contain 29% horseshit - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Trace of Wildebeest found in Lion Bar - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Chris Huhne admits to lying about student fees... - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- House of Commons Publicity Department to arrange tours around Eric Pickles. - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Tesco press releases "29% shit". - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Lib Dems sign Eric Pickles in deadline day swoop. - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Traces of meat found in poor people's diet says IDS - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- Paul Scholes 'deicing with death' as car stolen - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Toton station to be renamed Nottingham Parkway... - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Eric Pickles denounces motorists for passing speed cameras at 29.99 mph - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 days ago
- Horse Meat Scandal - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- England lose death penalty shoot-out - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Beef traces found in Waitrose Venison Burgers sparks Middle Class food scandal. - User last replied: 3 months ago | Most recent reply: 3 months ago
- 29% more Tesco jokes than usual on NB. Lots more soon. - User last replied: 4 months ago | No replies since
- Tesco veggie burgers found to contain 29% uniquorn - User last replied: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- Tesco 'Finest' burgers found to contain 29% unicorn meat. - User last replied: 4 months ago | No replies since
- Lance Armstrong found to contain 29% horse DNA - User last replied: 4 months ago | No replies since
- Outraged Campaigners Demand GM-Free Horsemeat in their Burgers - User last replied: 4 months ago | No replies since
- "More disappointments to follow" promises Star Wars produces - User last replied: 4 months ago | No replies since
- Eric Pickles "disappointed" with the Life of Pi - User last replied: 4 months ago | Most recent reply: 4 months ago
- NHS to hire cruise ships to provide accommodation for patients with Norovirus. - User last replied: 4 months ago | No replies since
- Dignitas website asks logging-off users 'Are you sure you want to exit?' - User last replied: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Osborne tells Multinationals to pay Corporation Tax on 'honesty box' system. - User last replied: 5 months ago | No replies since
- Scientists discover that caterpillars also have mid-life crisis... - User last replied: 6 months ago | No replies since
- INTERNET CLOSED THIS WEEKEND FOR ENGINEERING WORK - User last replied: 6 months ago | No replies since
- Intentionally left blank - User last replied: 6 months ago | No replies since
Topics Started
- Clegg sorry for breaking tuition fee pledge... - Started: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Clegg sorry about breaking tuition fee pledge. - Started: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Clegg sorry about breaking tuition fee pledge. - Started: 8 months ago | No replies.
- French Government complains that Gove is devaluing the Baccalaureate... - Started: 8 months ago | No replies.
- Teachers' parents will be fined if teachers bunk off on strike days... - Started: 8 months ago | No replies.
- Richard III car park dig finds early Plantagenet wheel clamp. More soon. - Started: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Cameron offers Clegg the use of his cabin at Yosemite. - Started: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Government plans multimillion pound PR campaign to promote austerity... - Started: 8 months ago | No replies.
- Summer Politics - wettest since 1912. - Started: 8 months ago | No replies.
- Osborne demands review of his GCSE Economic D grade... - Started: 8 months ago | No replies.
- Cameron support extension to Heathrow runway 2 that doubles back on itself... - Started: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Mr Bell fancies his chances after Apple wins legal battle over Samsung... - Started: 8 months ago | No replies.
- Unfair that Gove was elected in 2010, but would not be elected now.... - Started: 8 months ago | No replies.
- Schools complain that it was much harder to buy GCSE answers this year. - Started: 8 months ago | No replies.
- Timpson's investigated after claims that goods were mis-sold. More soon. - Started: 9 months ago | No replies.
- Nat West systems working again after emergency hamster replacement... - Started: 10 months ago | No replies.
- "No record" of Brown-Murdoch call because Brown reversed the charges... - Started: 11 months ago | No replies.
- Bank of England finds £160bn down the back of the sofa. More soon. - Started: 11 months ago | No replies.
- Government scraps fighter plane order - buys exploding underpants instead. - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Newspapers already demanding Hodgson's head on a plate. - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Cameron hires Rupert Murdoch to replace Andy Coulson. More soon. - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Top cleric quits over moneygrabbing and calling parishioners 'muppets'. - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- English patriots will buy Scottish independence Yes votes in 'Jock Off' campaign - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- The Sun on Sunday will meet highest standards, says flirty Chantelle, 32HH. - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Police already investigating first scandals at the Sun on Sunday. - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Eric Pickles to require ALL councils to pray before meetings... - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Ed Miliband gutted that Santa didn't bring him any new policies. - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- French Government demands independent review of World War 2 result. - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Merkel asks Edexcel for answer to Eurozone crisis... - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Pandas 'a bit dicky' after first taste of deep-fried bamboo.... - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.