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The Paper Ostrich (The Paper Ostrich)
- Member Since
- May 12, 2009 (4 years)
- Last Activity
- 8 hours55 minutes ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 32 hours, 11 minutes
- Website
- http://www.newstorrent.wordpress.com
- Location
- Hertfordshire
- Occupation
- Policy wonk
User Activity
Recent Replies
- Topping dead celebrity rich list 'no consolation', says Elizabeth Taylor's ghost - User last replied: 2 days ago | Most recent reply: 2 days ago
- Parents' outrage as DNA tests reveal Peppa Pig may be up to 50% horsemeat - User last replied: 3 months ago | No replies since
- Ghost of Christmas Future 'in despair' after visit to George Osborne - User last replied: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Mr Uppity 'fuming' after secret video reveals disparaging comments about Mr Men - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Injunction 'probably not necessary' for topless Camilla photos, admits Charles - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- $1.9m US Open win 'means the world to me' says emotional Murray - User last replied: 8 months ago | No replies since
- Everybody 'already sick to death of samba', Brazil warned ahead of 2016 Olympics - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Dazzling reshuffle marks start of Coalition closing ceremony - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- North Korea wins first 2012 Olympic gold in Women's Flouncing event - User last replied: 10 months ago | No replies since
- Cast of EastEnders to be responsible for Olympic security - User last replied: 10 months ago | No replies since
- Nation's husbands call for lawnmower ban - User last replied: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- Sign on, you crazy Diamond - User last replied: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- Nancy Cameron in failed bid to distract David Cameron from ruining anything else - User last replied: 11 months ago | Most recent reply: 11 months ago
- Why do some writers get on the Front Page more than others? - User last replied: 11 months ago | Most recent reply: 11 months ago
- American election still basically about bum sex - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Great FP PO - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Daily Mail holds swearing-at ceremony for new French president - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Royal Jubilee engagements causing backlog of unopened supermarkets - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Rebekah Brooks - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Leveson Inquiry delayed to allow time to appoint Parseltongue translator - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Google unveils first driverless government - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- April Writer of the Month - Vertically Challenged Giant - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Borders Agency asks illegal immigrants 'not to wear sports kit' during Olympics - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Shakespeare recognised by digital marketing guru for his 'compelling content' - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- French voters enter final fortnight of Bruni-Sarkozy marriage - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Religious Affiliation - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Breivik trial - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Clegg: "I heard May told Clarke that PM emailed Davey to say no snooping" - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- London Zoo 'hopeful' that Boris and Ken will mate - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Red, that picture was a private sitting... - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
Topics Started
- Topping dead celebrity rich list 'no consolation', says Elizabeth Taylor's ghost - Started: 2 days ago | Most recent reply: 2 days ago
- Parents' outrage as DNA tests reveal Peppa Pig may be up to 50% horsemeat - Started: 3 months ago | No replies.
- Ghost of Christmas Future 'in despair' after visit to George Osborne - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Mr Uppity 'fuming' after secret video reveals disparaging comments about Mr Men - Started: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Injunction 'probably not necessary' for topless Camilla photos, admits Charles - Started: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Dazzling reshuffle marks start of Coalition closing ceremony - Started: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- $1.9m US Open win 'means the world to me' says emotional Murray - Started: 8 months ago | No replies.
- Everybody 'already sick to death of samba', Brazil warned ahead of 2016 Olympics - Started: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- North Korea wins first 2012 Olympic gold in Women's Flouncing event - Started: 10 months ago | No replies.
- Cast of EastEnders to be responsible for Olympic security - Started: 10 months ago | No replies.
- Nation's husbands call for lawnmower ban - Started: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- Nancy Cameron in failed bid to distract David Cameron from ruining anything else - Started: 11 months ago | Most recent reply: 11 months ago
- Daily Mail holds swearing-at ceremony for new French president - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Leveson Inquiry delayed to allow time to appoint Parseltongue translator - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Royal Jubilee engagements causing backlog of unopened supermarkets - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Google unveils first driverless government - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Borders Agency asks illegal immigrants 'not to wear sports kit' during Olympics - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- French voters enter final fortnight of Bruni-Sarkozy marriage - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Clegg: "I heard May told Clarke that PM emailed Davey to say no snooping" - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- London Zoo 'hopeful' that Boris and Ken will mate - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Massive hippopotamus and teeny little bird hail 'essential relationship' - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Archbishop of Canterbury quits in protest at treatment of Russell Brand - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- LIberal Democrats call for comfier pavements as homelessness rises - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Julia Gillard to remain squawking harridan in charge of distant colony - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Liberal Democrats to push for directly-elected newspaper editors - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Nation enthralled as Kate does thing - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- New Banksy artwork found painted onto David Beckham's arse - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- What Queen actually needs is a stiff drink, clarifies Palace - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Clegg rouses Lib Dems with pledge to make Moon Britain's 136th unitary authority - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Missing episodes of "John Major's premiership" rediscovered - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago