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Des Custard (Des Custard)
- Member Since
- March 12, 2009 (11 years)
- Last Activity
- 7 months ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 102 hours, 27 minutes
- Website
- http://www.descustard.com
- Location
- Tunbridge Wells
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- Researcher with 12 inch penis ‘prone to exaggeration’ - User last replied: 7 months ago | No replies since
- Isle of Wight tracing app is just a man ringing bell shouting ‘unclean’ - User last replied: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 7 months ago
- Surprise Whitty, Vallance & Johnson reunion delights fans. - User last replied: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 7 months ago
- Brexit Party was behind missing shipment of PPE from Turkey - User last replied: 7 months ago | Most recent reply: 7 months ago
- Trump to start funding the Coronavirus - User last replied: 7 months ago | No replies since
- Boris Johnson’s Address to the Nation - User last replied: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Man-corona sufferer enters second week of quarantine - User last replied: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- New Airbnb listing, Windsor - User last replied: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- Priti Patel to meet Piers Morgan in ‘Face You’d Most Love to Slap’ final - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Middle aged woman self-identifies as Premier League footballer - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Man defies millions-to-one odds as something finally comes in useful - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- Trials of ‘Paper Money’ successful - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Sex robot gives birth to hoover. - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Guild of Negotiators welcomes Brexit deal as offering “jobs for life for us" - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Theresa May's pay deal revealed - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Theresa May’s dancing sparks international protest - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Heat overtakes Brexit as the conversation you don't want to have - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Tate Galleries renamed to avoid shameful obesity connection - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- God admits to creating Universe "except that place in south Norfolk" - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Michael McIntyre mugging his first ‘new material’ in years - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- God faces infinite fine under GDPR - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
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- Thank you Ian Slatter... - User last replied: 3 years ago | No replies since
- Restaurants told to stop pissing about with wine glasses - User last replied: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
Topics Started
- Researcher with 12 inch penis ‘prone to exaggeration’ - Started: 7 months ago | No replies.
- Boris Johnson’s Address to the Nation - Started: 8 months ago | Most recent reply: 8 months ago
- Man-corona sufferer enters second week of quarantine - Started: 9 months ago | Most recent reply: 9 months ago
- New Airbnb listing, Windsor - Started: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- Middle aged woman self-identifies as Premier League footballer - Started: 1 year ago | No replies.
- Man defies millions-to-one odds as something finally comes in useful - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Trials of ‘Paper Money’ successful - Started: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Theresa May's pay deal revealed - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Tate Galleries renamed to avoid shameful obesity connection - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- God faces infinite fine under GDPR - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- The book what I wrote - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Trump fires Abraham Lincoln - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Snap election - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Fine FP by 'editor' - Started: 4 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Trial of driverless cars on M25 hailed as ‘complete success’ - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Cryogenically frozen Margaret Thatcher returns as Theresa May - Started: 4 years ago | Most recent reply: 4 years ago
- Zeta virus hits Dad's Army fans in major health scare - Started: 4 years ago | Most recent reply: 4 years ago
- ‘No safe limit’ for pizza - Started: 4 years ago | Most recent reply: 4 years ago
- One Sin Royal David City was the original Vegas, say Archaeologists - Started: 4 years ago | Most recent reply: 4 years ago
- 'Waitrose' confirmed as top brand name for burping - Started: 4 years ago | No replies.
- Multiplication tables involved in product recall - Started: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- Theresa May becomes Internet Porn Phenomenon - Started: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- Bruce Forsyth still alive. Showbiz world in mourning - Started: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- ‘Working from home’ granted full ironic status by OED - Started: 6 years ago | Most recent reply: 6 years ago
- Assad day for democracy - Started: 6 years ago | Most recent reply: 6 years ago
- Is there any mileage - Started: 6 years ago | Most recent reply: 6 years ago
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- Violence statistics show 12% fall, 39% walk into doors, 49% bruise easily - Started: 6 years ago | Most recent reply: 6 years ago
- Government to step in to deal with floods of tax returns - Started: 6 years ago | Most recent reply: 6 years ago
- Muslim shopkeeper refuses to stop selling alcohol to atheists - Started: 6 years ago | Most recent reply: 6 years ago