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Des Custard (Des Custard)
- Member Since
- March 12, 2009 (10 years)
- Last Activity
- 1 week4 day ago (offline)
- Total Time Online
- 100 hours, 37 minutes
- Website
- http://www.descustard.com
- Location
- Tunbridge Wells
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- Man defies millions-to-one odds as something finally comes in useful - User last replied: 1 week ago | No replies since
- Trials of ‘Paper Money’ successful - User last replied: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Sex robot gives birth to hoover. - User last replied: 1 month ago | Most recent reply: 1 month ago
- Guild of Negotiators welcomes Brexit deal as offering “jobs for life for us" - User last replied: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Theresa May's pay deal revealed - User last replied: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Theresa May’s dancing sparks international protest - User last replied: 8 months ago | No replies since
- Heat overtakes Brexit as the conversation you don't want to have - User last replied: 10 months ago | No replies since
- Tate Galleries renamed to avoid shameful obesity connection - User last replied: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- God admits to creating Universe "except that place in south Norfolk" - User last replied: 10 months ago | No replies since
- Michael McIntyre mugging his first ‘new material’ in years - User last replied: 11 months ago | No replies since
- God faces infinite fine under GDPR - User last replied: 11 months ago | Most recent reply: 11 months ago
- 20th anniversary of the day everyone in the UK went completely barmy - User last replied: 1 year ago | Most recent reply: 1 year ago
- Dorothy May & The Wizened Of Oz - User last replied: 1 year ago | No replies since
- The book what I wrote - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- France secretly speaking English for years - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Trump fires Abraham Lincoln - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Snap election - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Cracking 'from the Archives' today - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Thank you Ian Slatter... - User last replied: 2 years ago | No replies since
- Restaurants told to stop pissing about with wine glasses - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Brexit latest: Santa rules out UK-Lapland trade deal - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Trial of driverless cars on M25 hailed as ‘complete success’ - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Fine FP by 'editor' - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Cryogenically frozen Margaret Thatcher returns as Theresa May - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Americans already feeling short-changed by Pence. More soon. - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- NewsBiscuit 10 years old today! - User last replied: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Boris Johnson - a right Bellocing - User last replied: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- NewsBiscuit gets a facelift - User last replied: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Journalist discovered trapped inside Adele’s anus - User last replied: 3 years ago | No replies since
- S&P downgrades value of "All the tea in China" from "Not For" to "For - User last replied: 3 years ago | No replies since
Topics Started
- Man defies millions-to-one odds as something finally comes in useful - Started: 1 week ago | Most recent reply: 1 week ago
- Trials of ‘Paper Money’ successful - Started: 2 weeks ago | Most recent reply: 2 weeks ago
- Theresa May's pay deal revealed - Started: 5 months ago | Most recent reply: 5 months ago
- Tate Galleries renamed to avoid shameful obesity connection - Started: 10 months ago | Most recent reply: 10 months ago
- God faces infinite fine under GDPR - Started: 11 months ago | Most recent reply: 11 months ago
- The book what I wrote - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Trump fires Abraham Lincoln - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Snap election - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Fine FP by 'editor' - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Trial of driverless cars on M25 hailed as ‘complete success’ - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Cryogenically frozen Margaret Thatcher returns as Theresa May - Started: 2 years ago | Most recent reply: 2 years ago
- Zeta virus hits Dad's Army fans in major health scare - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- ‘No safe limit’ for pizza - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- One Sin Royal David City was the original Vegas, say Archaeologists - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- 'Waitrose' confirmed as top brand name for burping - Started: 3 years ago | No replies.
- Multiplication tables involved in product recall - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Theresa May becomes Internet Porn Phenomenon - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- Bruce Forsyth still alive. Showbiz world in mourning - Started: 3 years ago | Most recent reply: 3 years ago
- ‘Working from home’ granted full ironic status by OED - Started: 4 years ago | Most recent reply: 4 years ago
- Assad day for democracy - Started: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 4 years ago
- Is there any mileage - Started: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- Dear Ticker Editor: I know you do a thankless job, but... - Started: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- Violence statistics show 12% fall, 39% walk into doors, 49% bruise easily - Started: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- Government to step in to deal with floods of tax returns - Started: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- Muslim shopkeeper refuses to stop selling alcohol to atheists - Started: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- It's the Premier League, not the Premiership - Started: 5 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- Thousands of non-job holders face non-redundancy in legal loophole - Started: 8 years ago | Most recent reply: 5 years ago
- Eric Pickles denounces motorists for passing speed cameras at 29.99 mph - Started: 6 years ago | Most recent reply: 6 years ago
- Convertible Day may not occur till May this year - Started: 6 years ago | Most recent reply: 6 years ago
- Mothers rewarded for year of dedication with crappy pub lunch - Started: 6 years ago | Most recent reply: 6 years ago