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Government awards pension age decisions to Camelot

The Government conceded today that the process of determining the age a person retires will be run by National Lottery organiser, Camelot. "They have long experience of producing random numbers and...

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throngsman 28.11.16 9:50pm
throngsman
Hard of hearing Dr Who fan disappointed by Cyberman Day. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 28.11.16 7:57pm
dominic_mcg
Nutter elected leader of UKIP 0
Ref Minor 28.11.16 6:25pm
Ref Minor
180,000 studies showing that homeopathy doesn't work 'still not diluted enough'

The British Homeopathy Association (BHA) has strongly rebutted recent analysis that shows about 180,000 studies have proved that homeophathy does not work and is a complete load of bollocks....

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Oxbridge 28.11.16 6:08pm
cinquecento
Wrong room..

Just popping next door....

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Dick Everyman 28.11.16 5:16pm
Sinnick
AA announces new award for women members for 'creative parking' 0
Renrag 28.11.16 5:04pm
Renrag
Paul Nuttall: "UKIP could replace Labour by being a complete shambles as well"

New UKIP leader, Paul Nuttall, has pledged that UKIPs brand of infighting and incompetence will replace Labour's by 2019...

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apepper 28.11.16 2:37pm
apepper
BBC announce Planet Earth team to do an extra episode on 'Student Fridges' 0
Underconstruction 28.11.16 2:21pm
Underconstruction
Cuban Salsa scene to have five days of mourning after Balls Exit 0
Underconstruction 28.11.16 2:15pm
Underconstruction
BBC devotes new Bullshit24 channel entirely to covering Trump's latest claims 0
Sir Lupus 28.11.16 1:51pm
Sir Lupus
UKIP launches leadership advent calendar 1
Adrian Bamforth 28.11.16 1:25pm
Lloydie
UKIP election sees nutter replaced by Nuttall 0
Lloydie 28.11.16 12:46pm
Lloydie
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Sinnick 28.11.16 11:55am
Sinnick
New "Footballer has affair" feature now ready for automated news systems

News rooms just got more automated, with the introduction of a new feature that automatically sensationalises the latest Premier Footballer outrage. The new YSTBARM (You're Supposed to be a Role...

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ronseal 28.11.16 11:47am
Titus
Ed Balls's Fans Demand That Only MPs Should Plan His Departure From 'Strictly'

[Awaits stream of further silly Ballexit stories ...

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Titus 28.11.16 9:12am
Titus
Republicans demand recount as Hillary claims Trump voters have 13 fingers 0
sydalg 28.11.16 5:50am
sydalg
Honey G files for recount amid claims Kremlin hacked X Factor vote

X Factor finalist Honey G has filed for a recount of last weekend’s X Factor vote, claiming that machines used to count the votes had been attacked by hackers on the orders of Vladimir Putin. G,...

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Ivan_Edwards 27.11.16 11:46pm
Ivan_Edwards
Brexit & Trump Completely Forgotten In Shock Of Ed Balls Being Voted Out 0
Titus 27.11.16 11:05pm
Titus
Boom In Sales Of Flags, Bunting & Fireworks As Ex-Pat Cubans Mourn 5
Titus 27.11.16 10:14pm
baron la croix
Satan Sues Fantasist Who Falsely Accused Former PM Of Satanic Abuse

[Now edited for - I hope - greater clarity ...

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Titus 27.11.16 6:29pm
Titus
Castro's last words lasted for seven hours 3
immacagain 27.11.16 5:06pm
Oxbridge
On balance, Castro's political murders 'outweighed by services to classic cars ' 1
cinquecento 27.11.16 4:44pm
Titus
Isle Of Wight Seeks Cigar-Smoking Rebel Leader To Free Them From Norman Conquest 0
Titus 27.11.16 4:40pm
Titus
Corbyn looks for new Caribbean policy and headwear advisor 1
cinquecento 27.11.16 3:47pm
Prime Mover
Fox News announces the death of Che Guevara. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 27.11.16 1:54pm
dominic_mcg
too cruel, sorry 0
immacagain 27.11.16 11:11am
immacagain
US Describes Fidel Castro's Current State Of Health As 'Satisfactory' 2
Titus 27.11.16 11:08am
riesler
Trump appoints Bernie Madoff as Secretary of the Treasury. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 27.11.16 8:30am
Titus
Joe Corre starts New Wave - "Fuckwit Rock". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 26.11.16 11:24pm
Al OPecia
Legendary Socialist leader dies

Brian Cloughstro, the original leader of the notorious Red state Nottingham Forest, has died. Twelve years ago. A charismatic personality, he ruled [s]Cuba[/s] Forest with a rod of iron, saying it...

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immacagain 26.11.16 10:54pm
immacagain