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Mike Read UKIP Calypso song defects to Tories. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 days
Local Council meeting runs out of time to discuss shorter meetings, less soon 0
Thundi 3 days
Cash-strapped baker says he just kneads the dough 10
sydalg 3 days
Lassie ‘a dangerous sociopath’ say Lawyers 0
james_doc 3 days

Pandemonium gripped the central Los Angeles courthouse today, when Princess, a.k.a ‘Lassie XVIII’ was placed on trial in one of the largest civil lawsuits in Californian legal history. The...

Mike Reid to release "Backtrack Calypso" 2
Andy Gilder 3 days
Defeated Samurai football Groundsman falls on his sward. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 days
Defeated, clumsy Samurai warrior falls on his sword 0
DorsetBoy 3 days
Dementia: Rogue GPs and benefits cheats achieve perfect symbiosis 0
beckfordburger 3 days
100% of Britons now have Dementia say GP's 3
james_doc 3 days

Shock gripped the UK today when it was announced that rates of dementia in the UK had now surpassed epidemic proportions. In a report by the General Medical Council, 100% of people visiting their...

Diabetes to go on strike over dementia payments 0
deceangli 3 days

Diabetes Mellitus is leading a wave of industrial action by ‘neglected’ diseases after the Government announced a bonus of £55 for each dementia diagnosis. ‘Every day it’s dementia this and...

All doctors patients who forget appointments to have instant diagnosis for dementia 0
tonyhill 3 days
Doctor doctor I think I've got Dementia, I thought you were a professional! 0
vulture1 3 days

"That's right, and my price is £55...

House of Commons GP relishing prospect of £35,750 windfall. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 3 days
Lost passwords more infectious than toilet seat, says joint IT-health study 0
ronseal 3 days
Rip off Torys 1
gillie 3 days

Conservatives accused of adopting subject matter from BBC 'Rip Off Britain' as a core part of their Party Manifesto in the forthcoming General Election...

Waitrose shoppers left distressed as store plagued by Harp playing busker 0
Thundi 3 days
New Secretly-Planned EU Laws'Will Demand Abolition Of Britain's NHS' Claims UKIP 0
Titus 3 days

More fantasies later ...

"What Can I say? - I'm a Popular Guy" insists Lord Brittan 2
maxey 3 days

As parliamentary authorities struggle to find anyone suitable to conduct the now much delayed investigation into historical child abuse, Lord Brittan has expressed his view that as " a very well...

Dyslexic bull admits: "I've been screwing Exxon for years" 1
sydalg 3 days
computer says no 1
blacklesbian 3 days
Ghost of Jaco Pastorius jailed for Shooting his mere-Mortal Girlfriend 0
MrPhill 3 days

more, in time for Halloween...

Osborne addresses deficit with inheritance from Burkina Faso 1
throngsman 3 days

The Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne, stated today that he has a solution to the UK deficit. "I took a lot of stick at the party conference for not reducing the deficit, but truth be told...

Pistorius to be taking it up the Gary within Days 3
Old Hatter 3 days
5p for a carrier bag? I'll drink it here, says Scotsmen 5
throngsman 3 days
ISIS is IS, US is us, claims US 0
throngsman 3 days
Longer sentences for internet trolls impractical due to twitter 140 char limit 0
bonjonelson 3 days

more soon. hat tip to gillie...

Judge orders Steenkamp family to pay for broken door. 3
WatcherMark 3 days

Just hours after Judge Thokozile Masipa sentenced Oscar Pistorius to five years in prison, of which he will most like serve only two and less than half of that actually behind bars, she has ordered...

Premier League to outsource football match production to India 0
blacklesbian 3 days

Debt ridden Premier League teams, struggling to meet the stringent rules of FIFA’s Financial Fair Play, announced today that from August 2015 all football match production is to be outsourced to...

Review of Ryan Air Force (RAF) contract for MoD 1
throngsman 3 days

‘It’s been a qualified success,’ said Philip Hammond, referring to the outsourcing of air defence to Ryanair. ‘Costs have been managed and we no longer have to worry about providing...

"Hurricane Gonzalo will be Speedy" says Met Office 1
MikeF 3 days

Perhaps I should stick to my day job?...