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Government awards pension age decisions to Camelot
The Government conceded today that the process of determining the age a person retires will be run by National Lottery organiser, Camelot. "They have long experience of producing random numbers and...
28.11.16 9:50pm throngsman
Hard of hearing Dr Who fan disappointed by Cyberman Day. More soon. 0
28.11.16 7:57pm dominic_mcg
Nutter elected leader of UKIP 0
28.11.16 6:25pm Ref Minor
180,000 studies showing that homeopathy doesn't work 'still not diluted enough' - (Cooperative)
The British Homeopathy Association (BHA) has strongly rebutted recent analysis that shows about 180,000 studies have proved that homeophathy does not work and is a complete load of bollocks....
28.11.16 6:08pm cinquecento
Just popping next door....
28.11.16 5:16pm Sinnick
AA announces new award for women members for 'creative parking' 0
28.11.16 5:04pm Renrag
Paul Nuttall: "UKIP could replace Labour by being a complete shambles as well"
New UKIP leader, Paul Nuttall, has pledged that UKIPs brand of infighting and incompetence will replace Labour's by 2019...
28.11.16 2:37pm apepper
BBC announce Planet Earth team to do an extra episode on 'Student Fridges' 0
28.11.16 2:21pm Underconstruction
Cuban Salsa scene to have five days of mourning after Balls Exit 0
28.11.16 2:15pm Underconstruction
BBC devotes new Bullshit24 channel entirely to covering Trump's latest claims 0
28.11.16 1:51pm Sir Lupus
UKIP launches leadership advent calendar 1
28.11.16 1:25pm Lloydie
UKIP election sees nutter replaced by Nuttall 0
28.11.16 12:46pm Lloydie
28.11.16 11:55am Sinnick
New "Footballer has affair" feature now ready for automated news systems
News rooms just got more automated, with the introduction of a new feature that automatically sensationalises the latest Premier Footballer outrage.
The new YSTBARM (You're Supposed to be a Role...
28.11.16 11:47am Titus
Ed Balls's Fans Demand That Only MPs Should Plan His Departure From 'Strictly'
[Awaits stream of further silly Ballexit stories ...
28.11.16 9:12am Titus
Republicans demand recount as Hillary claims Trump voters have 13 fingers 0
28.11.16 5:50am sydalg
Honey G files for recount amid claims Kremlin hacked X Factor vote
X Factor finalist Honey G has filed for a recount of last weekend’s X Factor vote, claiming that machines used to count the votes had been attacked by hackers on the orders of Vladimir Putin.
27.11.16 11:46pm Ivan_Edwards
Brexit & Trump Completely Forgotten In Shock Of Ed Balls Being Voted Out 0
27.11.16 11:05pm Titus
Boom In Sales Of Flags, Bunting & Fireworks As Ex-Pat Cubans Mourn 5
27.11.16 10:14pm baron la croix
Satan Sues Fantasist Who Falsely Accused Former PM Of Satanic Abuse
[Now edited for - I hope - greater clarity ...
27.11.16 6:29pm Titus
Castro's last words lasted for seven hours 3
27.11.16 5:06pm Oxbridge
On balance, Castro's political murders 'outweighed by services to classic cars ' 1
27.11.16 4:44pm Titus
Isle Of Wight Seeks Cigar-Smoking Rebel Leader To Free Them From Norman Conquest 0
27.11.16 4:40pm Titus
Corbyn looks for new Caribbean policy and headwear advisor 1
27.11.16 3:47pm Prime Mover
Fox News announces the death of Che Guevara. More soon. - (Cooperative) 0
27.11.16 1:54pm dominic_mcg
too cruel, sorry 0
27.11.16 11:11am immacagain
US Describes Fidel Castro's Current State Of Health As 'Satisfactory' 2
27.11.16 11:08am riesler
Trump appoints Bernie Madoff as Secretary of the Treasury. More soon. 1
27.11.16 8:30am Titus
Joe Corre starts New Wave - "Fuckwit Rock". More soon. 0
26.11.16 11:24pm Al OPecia
Legendary Socialist leader dies
Brian Cloughstro, the original leader of the notorious Red state Nottingham Forest, has died. Twelve years ago. A charismatic personality, he ruled [s]Cuba[/s] Forest with a rod of iron, saying it...
26.11.16 10:54pm immacagain