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|UKIP Hope For Referendum Defeat & Consequent Massive Membership Boost, Like SNP||3||
not to mention similar subsequent overwhelming electoral success ...
|No, it only applies to adults, Irish Catholic priests are told||0||
|Dagenham’s cultural heritage ‘safe in ISIS hands’||0||
Scholars say that Dagenham’s cultural heritage and priceless artefacts are probably safe should the so-called Islamic State (ISIS) one day take control of the town. ‘It’s a great relief to...
|Ireland Pledge Allegiance to State of Sodom And Gomorrah [SOSAG]||1||
||Dun Dunkin||4 days|
|Militant Christian bakers capture Brighton and destroy historical gay sites.||8||
Reports are coming in from the southern province of East Sussex that a fundamentalist force of Christian bakers, cake decorators and cream fillers have worked themselves up into a extreme state and...
|Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike. Where’d that taxi go?||0||
|Priests prefer prawns. Ireland’s diocesce to debate Bishops Conference menu||0||
||Robert Koch||4 days|
Considerable disquiet is brewing among the Bishopric in Ireland following the announcement that menu may need to be updated for the forthcoming Conference. A reality check has been called for after...
|BBC Too busy Discussing Labour Decline To Notice Extinction Of Liberals||0||
|Theresa May Suggests Labour Should Shed Its Image As 'The Useless Party'||0||
'Voters clearly prefer a nasty but competent government' ...
|Thomas Cook Chairman Expresses Deep And Sincere Sorrow Over Drop In Share Price||0||
|UKIP Happy To Remain In EU Provided We Quit Eurovision Song Contest||0||
|Hokey Cokey society demand third option on EU referendum||0||
More to follow...
|Andy Burnham to snort cocaine off Yvette Cooper’s bottom.||7||
To show that Labour now means business, Yvette Cooper has offered her naked buttocks as a cocaine-cruet for Andy Burnham. ‘In hindsight, our campaign lacked the energy that business-minded people...
|A Beautiful Mind out.||0||
||Kevin the Swan||4 days|
|‘JUDGE DRED MILIBAND’ STARTS NEW CAREER IN MMA||8||
||David Microband||4 days|
Ed Milband has quit politics to pursue a new career as a Mixed Martial Arts fighter. The former Labour leader now calls himself ‘Judge Dred Miliband’ and has carved in stone his five year plan to...
|Russell Crowe to star in "A Beautiful - mind that station wagon!"||3||
|Express readers baffled by continuing existence of cancer.||0||
As another Express headline proclaims 'Cure For Cancer Imminent', readers have remarked on their puzzlement given that the Express have been proclaiming that cancer was on the verge of being cured...
|Hull City should not have gone down states Ched Evans.||0||
||Ref Minor||4 days|
|Greece pregnant with twins after accidentally requesting IVF bailout||0||
|Northern Ireland to vote on same-sects marriage.||0||
|Formula 1 'like watching cricket on wheels' says mogadon user||0||
||Dick Everyman||5 days|
|UK wins 1920 Eurovision song contest||3||
|Seven countries to watch out for in this year's Eurovision||12||
Austria, Following drag queen Conchita Wurst's sensational victory last year Austria have opted for more traditional Eurovision fare this time around. Singer-songwriter Lena Weber's melodic ballad...
|Tories to start hanging foxes||0||
||Adrian Bamforth||5 days|
|Scotland offered Stephenson’s ‘Rocket’||0||
The Conservatives have offered Scotland the loan of Robert Stephenson’s ‘Rocket’ from the Science Museum, for a trial period. This is in a bid to win back popularity following news that the...
|Eurovision 2016 to include Islamic State, singing "Boom Bang-a-Bang"||1||
|British porn industry holds in-out debate||11||
||David Microband||5 days|
The British porn industry will hold an in-out debate ahead of the EU referendum in 2017. Porn stars are currently split right down the middle with many saying they could swing either way. With things...
|Dyslexic Association very disappointed with Eurovision Snog Contest. More soon.||0||
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