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Trump announces Moon Wall to keep Mexican immigrants out. More soon 0
dominic_mcg 12.12.17 7:27pm
dominic_mcg
Sting to advice Trump about future (alleged) lunar landings..."No not Small" 0
ron cawleyoni 12.12.17 7:24pm
ron cawleyoni
Bitcoin Renamed Lotcoin

See what I did there? The cunning double pun? (1) 'Lot-' as opposed to 'Bit', (2) 'Lot' as in lottery, i.e., a gamble A joke reflecting both the fact that this virtual currency now has a 'lot' of...

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Titus 12.12.17 7:15pm
Titus
Ryanair pilots announce hibernation date 0
DavidH 12.12.17 6:17pm
DavidH
More and more astronauts applying for 'Walk on Parts' in latest NASA spoof. 0
ron cawleyoni 12.12.17 5:58pm
ron cawleyoni
Netflix reveals only 53 people actually pay for the service 0
Bigglesworth 12.12.17 5:57pm
Bigglesworth
Trump joins the Moonies. 0
ron cawleyoni 12.12.17 5:56pm
ron cawleyoni
Theresa May's latest sound bite inspires new religion

There are reports that thousands of hippies are gathering at the gates of Downing Street, all of them desperate to catch a glimpse of Prime Minister, Mrs May, in the flesh following what they are...

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Chipchase 12.12.17 5:45pm
Benvoleo
Aussies ‘sleigh’ England at sledging

“Those horrible vulgar Australians keep saying nasty things about mummy and my manhood” sobbed a drunken yob, a typical member of the England cricket team who hasn’t been banned or sent home...

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farmer giles 12.12.17 5:33pm
Titus
Breaking news: number of cars in scrapyards ‘normal for time of year’ 0
farmer giles 12.12.17 5:24pm
farmer giles
Max Clifford "Spinning in his grave". More soon. 15
Al OPecia 12.12.17 5:11pm
farmer giles
Trump ordered Spooks to deport Oxford man over Guy Fawkes mix up

Reports emerged today that forty-two year old project manager from Oxford, Alan Marsden, got a real rude awakening when his door was kicked in by Anti Terrorism Officers accompanied by the CIA at 3am...

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Chipchase 12.12.17 5:09pm
Chipchase
Pig farmers to compete in Great British Bake On 0
DavidH 12.12.17 3:02pm
DavidH
Hollywoods lunar landing set taken out of mothballs and moondusted down. 0
ron cawleyoni 12.12.17 2:55pm
ron cawleyoni
The RAND corporation forbids Brexit

The RAND corporation, that well-known philanthropic moral voice, has said that the effect of Brexit has thrown globalisation into reverse. Almost all the Brexit trade options are worse for...

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MzWibble 12.12.17 1:00pm
MzWibble
Clangers sign missile deal with North Korea 0
DavidH 12.12.17 11:04am
DavidH
Rotherham minicab drivers lobby for extension of ‘presumed consent’ 0
cinquecento 12.12.17 10:53am
cinquecento
Trump twigs that Moon is essentially just a ready-made golf course 3
Smart Alex 12.12.17 10:47am
Smart Alex
Sentient animals not sure Brexit will work for Gove 0
DavidH 12.12.17 10:09am
DavidH
‘Presumed consent’ for organ doners implicit in kebab shops 0
DavidH 12.12.17 10:08am
DavidH
Branson's new sub-aquatic project is his most ambitious yet

Top beardy entrepreneur and Catweazle looky-likey, Richard Branson, has announced his latest and most ambitious business venture to date. An extraordinary scheme to find and develop the lost city of...

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Chipchase 12.12.17 9:42am
Chipchase
Hopes that new organ donor rules could see Jeremy Hunt finally be given a heart 0
bookiesfriend 12.12.17 8:46am
bookiesfriend
Nuclear Doomsday Clock set to "One Tantrum". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 12.12.17 8:06am
*****
Man-flu is a genuine medical condition insists Pepa Pig's Dr Brown Bear

More mix and match headlines later...

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Chipchase 12.12.17 7:20am
Chipchase
Dyslexic JFK assassination investigator arrests Colonel Saunders 0
sydalg 12.12.17 2:50am
sydalg
UNIVERSITIES TO OFFER LUNCHBREAK DEGREES

British universities could soon be offering students the opportunity to take and pass a degree in their lunchbreak the government’s universities minister has announced., The new system which...

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Terry Bunn 12.12.17 12:44am
Renrag
Trump invites tenders to build ‘All-American ladder to the Moon’ 0
DavidH 12.12.17 12:07am
DavidH
Elvis impersonator admits 42nd birthday probably his last

As Elvis impersonator Robert Young enters his 43rd year, his commitment to faithfully mimicking his rock'n'roll idol is visibly taking its toll. "I found it hard to match the King's 26 stone, but...

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sydalg 12.12.17 12:07am
DavidH
Saudi in chaos as female motorists storm drive-ins 0
sydalg 11.12.17 11:52pm
sydalg
Huntington May Have Chorea Cut Short

[Good news for once.] ...

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Titus 11.12.17 11:35pm
sydalg