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After TV Debate: Will Everyone Suddenly Now Vote Labour? Hell Yes! 0
Titus 3 days
Fears/hopes distraught Top Gear fans ‘may self-harm’ 1
farmer giles 3 days
Many BBC Presenters "can't communicate". 1
Al OPecia 3 days

Too many Presenters are appearing on long-running BBC infotainment shows unable to speak in simple sentences or control their behaviour, a study says. The Better Late Than Never Intervention...

Kwik Fit retract speed claims after seeing how fast a Yemeni president can move. 0
Dodderer 3 days
Thousands turn out as newsreader Susanna Reid buried at Leicester Cathedral. 2
MADJEZ 4 days

More obscure lookalikes soon.

New left wing Top Gear series to feature Csar in an Unaffordable Car 8
ronseal 4 days

Top Gear will be re-vamped for the next series, with the show to be hosted by an aggrievance of Guardian journalists. The new show will still feature motoring, but with more emphasis on social...

GermanAir takes all 'you don't have to be mad to work here...' posters down 4
throngsman 4 days
If Clarkson Jailed Rolf Harris will Teach Him How to Play with His Didgeridoo 4
Dun Dunkin 4 days
"Clarkson insulted Chinese cuisine as well" says Oisin source 7
Idiot 4 days
Would-Be Jihadists Complain Of Discrimination When Seeking Travel Insurance 4
Titus 4 days

(Hat tip to PaulHorrox2)...

Government Sponsored Jihadist Tourism Office Opens in Bradford 1
PaulHorrox2 4 days

Following the critism by MPs that not enough is being done to stop extremist Islamists leaving Britain the Government have announced the opening of a Jihadist Tourism Office. The JTO will provide...

The Stig to be 'carefully reintroduced to society', BBC confirms. 5
WatcherMark 4 days

Following the sacking of Jeremy Clarkson and the abrupt ending of Top Gear, the BBC have pledged they will help resident test driver The Stig and ensure he can rejoin the general public. A statement...

BBC to licence a new stuffed toy "Paddington Bore". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 4 days
Angelina Jolie has stomach, liver, spleen and bowels removed... 7
blacklesbian 4 days

sources close to the star say she is completely gutted...

Shredded Wheat sales slump after Cameron's analogy. PM branded a cereal killer 0
throngsman 4 days
New airline safety procedures announced. 0
Robert Koch 4 days

Following the demonstrable safety dividends that have arisen following the requirement to remove belts securing oversize trousers on checking in, airports will now force passengers to submit all...

Russia Today reports Ukrainian jets in vicinity of Germanwings aircraft 0
Bigglesworth 4 days
Sooty and Sweep in Sex Abuse Scandal 3
PaulHorrox2 4 days

The BBC announced today that the childrens favourites Sooty and Sweep may have been inapproriately touched by their co-presenter Matthew Corbett. In a statement Mr Corbett said' of course I had my...

Sufferers should watch Top Gear and listen to One Direction to end misery 0
custard cream 4 days
Actor removed 16 times from Richard III but still he won't take the hint 1
ronseal 4 days
Life is Too Short, says Scrabbleplayer 4
PaulHorrox2 4 days
Mother of two's "here comes the aeroplane!" feeding routine blasted by critics 1
Bigglesworth 4 days
Queen Elizabeth deletes URL of Essex 0
sydalg 4 days
Exorcists Demand Recognition 0
PaulHorrox2 4 days

.thats the spirit...

New X-Files Series To Focus On Illegal Aliens 1
One Man And His Laptop 4 days

Fans expecting to see agents Mulder & Scully chasing UFO’s in the forthcoming revival are in line for a shock, as leaked scripts show that the plot will instead revolve around chasing illegals...

Cameron agrees to debate, but insists on no questions 1
Mr Orca 4 days

With the entire country undecided about where to place their cross at the upcoming General Election it came as a blow to learn that the Conservative leader has ruled out giving any responses to...

Radicalised Organ Donor Co-ordinators face battle for "Hearts and Minds" 3
seymour totti 4 days
Charles clarifies Obama gaffe 1
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 4 days

President Obama's latest gaffe, when he commented that the American people had a fondness for the Royal Family and "liked them much better than their own politicians" has been clarified by Prince...

Embarrassed alcoholic who drank hair colourant admits "I dyed a little inside". 2
seymour totti 4 days
Clarkson Apologises "I'm sorry it wasn't Ed Milliband" said the star 0
PaulHorrox2 4 days

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