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New Labour Party Orders: 'Don't Diss The Plebs - We Need Even Their Votes'. 0
Titus 3 days
Farage tweets picture of Islington house tradesman's entrance. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 days
'Sanitary Towel Incinerator set to power London bus for trial period'.More soon. 0
Jan Nermart 3 days

Jan Nermart...

French minister quits after offensive tweet re 'vin blanc' man 3
Underconstruction 3 days
Labour want to replace TV debate with cage fighting but denies 'lowering tone' 2
nickb 3 days

As Yvette Cooper prepares to take on Eric Pickles in a cage fight on a disused industrial estate near Dagenham next week, Labour sources denied the bareknuckled clashes, replacing planned TV debates...

Farage hoping for more defective MPs 5
throngsman 3 days
Gordon Brown to Stand Down as MP and Become a God 0
dante67uk 3 days

Gordon Brown will announce his decision to step down as an MP in the next few days so that he can become a God. Brown, who already bestrides the political world like a colossus, is believed to have...

Remote Imaging: Philae Telly Will Get You Anywhere 3
Titus 3 days
An Englishman and Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar 2
Underconstruction 3 days
Administrative error at i-Tunes means "Feed the birds" goes to number 1. 0
Ian Searle 3 days

Money raised goes to finding cure for Avian Flu...

BBC to launch new reality show 'Come Search With Me' 0
throngsman 3 days

"The format will be based on historic abuse allegations," said the show's producer, "with guest appearances from Seventies celebrities and selected officers from Operation Yewtree." He confirmed that...

Charing Cross BBQ buffet service 'to be reviewed' 0
throngsman 3 days
Corrupt African despots delighted new Band Aid single selling so well 0
throngsman 3 days
Maniac To Be Released After 32 Years 1
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 3 days

Today’s announcement that a dangerous lunatic is to be set free after 32 years has caused shockwaves throughout the country. Gordon Brown (63) is to be released in June 2015, after a 32-year...

Labourette gaffe offers more proof that bike riders tend to be plonkers 0
vulture1 3 days

Unless NB posters of course...

‘Bollocks’ Bob Geldof lines up more charity tunes: 1
farmer giles 3 days

‘Do They Know I Get Paralytic On St Patrick’s Day?’, ‘Do They Know It’s National Bottom Week?’, ‘Do They Know Most Of The Money Raised Is Misappropriated?’ … the list is endless...

Police to publish new taxi fare rates 0
throngsman 3 days

Following the decision to stop using police cars as ambulances "unless the patient is prepared to confess to a crime" the police have published the full terms and conditions applicable when being...

Police mystified by disappearance of middle aged men who think they are funny 4
blacklesbian 4 days

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Virgin Experience Days renamed after customer confusion 0
custard cream 4 days
Comet 67P Says 'Please Stop Delivering Leaflets - The By-Election Is Over'. 0
Titus 4 days
Non emergency numbers 'critical' say emergency services 0
throngsman 4 days

"We have the 101 and 111 services on life support," confirmed an NHS spokesman today. "We're asking the public to use alternative contact points for non-emergency calls," he added. "First, consider...

Bio Bus Update 3
Jan Nermart 4 days

Sanitary Towel Incinerator set to power London bus for trial period...

Police 111 phoneline goes down. Public unsure how to report it. 0
MADJEZ 4 days
Paddington Bear aims to outdo Winnie the Pooh by getting his kit off too. 0
deskpilot3 4 days
Dave Whelan threatens to resign, denies chink in his armour 0
Andy Gilder 4 days
Red Herrings facing extinction from global warming. 1
Maverick 4 days

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Thornberry's twittered white van may not be quite so patriotic. 0
Crayon 4 days

Following the outrage over Labour MP and metropolitan socialite Emily Thornberry's tweet of a white van man's patriotic off-road parking, police have since discovered that the van's owner has been...

New 'Strictly' judge sworn in 0
sydalg 4 days
Emily Thornberry goes into standby mode after sending last image 5
harrypalmer 4 days

Labour MP Emily Thornberry has shut herself down and gone into standby mode after a sudden loss of power. Labour Party Central say that they lost contact with Thornberry on Friday shortly after...

'ET' regrets phoning home from alien landscape 0
irreverendJ 4 days