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McGuinness autopsy reveals cause of death......'deep Sinn Fein thrombosis' 1
22.03.17 7:44am Walter Eagle
Nerds applaud Chinese scheme to ration loo paper
Computer experts are hailing with admiration a creative scheme hatched by their Chinese ilk to prevent theft of loo paper in public toilets in Beijing by adapting facial recognition software
21.03.17 8:43pm Renrag
'Brexit means Brexit' leads to vastly simpler new edition of Oxford Dictionary 2
21.03.17 8:14pm Sir Lupus
Castle owner disappointed by 'beastly' Airbnb reviews
A wealthy, misunderstood castle owner was left facing an uncertain future today after being delisted from AirBandB, following a series of poor guest reviews over the last 2 centuries.
21.03.17 7:23pm chrisf
90-year old rock legend changes name to Chuck Bury - (Cooperative) 3
21.03.17 6:33pm granger
World learns of death of Martin McGuinness following anonymous phone call to BBC 3
21.03.17 6:04pm Not Amused
21.03.17 5:53pm Adrian Bamforth
Waitrose coffee drinkers forced to buy 5p bag to carry it to table 0
21.03.17 4:48pm antharrison
May decides to delay article 50 for 3 days. 3
21.03.17 4:30pm Sinnick
Fossilised Morph dated to Early Plasticine
more cutting edge contemporary satire soon...
21.03.17 4:28pm Walter Eagle
"What's £350m minus £50bn?" asks Brexiter 2
21.03.17 4:28pm Sinnick
Laptops no longer permitted on magic carpets 1
21.03.17 4:07pm DavidH
North Korean TV air Wicker Man claiming 'End of Trump'. More soon 0
21.03.17 3:48pm DavidH
No more Endeavour 0
21.03.17 3:44pm chrisf
Satan: "Hell now full"
no more please...
21.03.17 2:46pm Sinnick
McGuiness blames failed negotiation with Saint Peter on heavenly 'intransigence'
Pearly Gates, Heaven, March 21, 2017: Talks between Saint Martin of McGuiness and the so-called Kingdom of Heaven have been described by Sinn Fein as '
WILL GET BACK TO THIS LATER.,
21.03.17 1:45pm ron cawleyoni
Wife who handed military command to husband ‘has left him a list’ 0
21.03.17 1:33pm Midfield Diamond
Osborne admits he doesn't get enough opportunity to wear Hi-Viz these days 1
21.03.17 12:26pm Walter Eagle
1988-1994 part of Martin McGuiness eulogy to be spoken by actor 2
21.03.17 12:17pm silly billy scotland
Paleontolist names new dinosaur T. rump — similar to T. rex with thicker scull 13
21.03.17 11:00am Titus
Tony Blair to step down as PM
After 20 years of running the UK, Anthony Charles Lynton Blair is finally considering relaxing his sphincter and relinquishing control of the UK’s Parliament. While a series of ‘fake PMs’ have...
21.03.17 10:54am DavidH
Satirical Fake News Website To Publish Pictures Of Fluffy Kittens Falling Over
A previously highly-regarded satirical news website has fallen into disrepute recently, owing to some of its contributors submitting 'controversial' posts.
'Some writers here do not seem to...
21.03.17 10:15am Walter Eagle
BBC's economic coverage is fair balance, says BBC's Despite Brexit correspondent 0
21.03.17 9:55am ronseal
May triggers Article 51 by accident
With a trigger finger as itchy as Lee Harvey Oswald covered in ants, Theresa May has inadvertently signed the wrong sub-clause of the EU convention. Article 51, as complicated as it is obscure,...
21.03.17 9:42am Wrenfoe
Martin McGuinness's Condition Described As 'Satisfactory'
[An ancient joke resurrected as a respectful monument to a historic figure ...
21.03.17 8:58am Titus
Martin McGuinness's grave to be fitted with a dancefloor. 0
21.03.17 8:53am MADJEZ
Sacha Baron Cohen 'never expected Jeremy Corbyn character to run so long' 2
21.03.17 8:14am Sinnick
Osbourne looking for a bike.....spells bad news for job seekers. 0
21.03.17 8:10am ron cawleyoni
Brexit Timetable – your handy guide to the negotiations
March 2017 – Article 50 triggered, indicating the UK’s intention to leave the EU, and giving the necessary two year notice. A bit of a surprise, those threats to leave unless a pay rise is...
21.03.17 7:59am chrisf
May informs EU that she has informed UK that she intends to inform EU on 29 Mar
For goodness sake press the button already...
21.03.17 12:19am Gary Baldy