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| Arsenal win race to be embarrassed in Europe. | 1 |  |
Hooch | 3 days |
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Fans of the North London club were celebrating the opportunity to be totally humiliated as soon as they play a half decent team in next season’s Champions League. They had been locked in a year... |
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| Dissapointment as Ennis comes first on wedding night | 1 | |
Backup Brian | 3 days |
| Barbie's Ken denies calling Action Man a 'Swivel-eyed Loon' | 1 | |
ginty | 3 days |
| Time Warner sues Elstree Studios in prior rights claim | 0 | |
Our War Correspondent | 3 days |
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Movie giant Time Warner has today filed an injunction prohibiting Elstree Studios from distributing further copies of its 1955 film "The Dam Busters", citing prior claim to the principle used by... |
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| Gardener found asleep in hedge denies resting on his laurels. | 0 | |
godly1966 | 3 days |
| Free catalogue of errors available from www.gov.uk/ | 0 | |
sredni vashta | 3 days |
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Download yours today... |
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| Loyal tory Activists “to wear loon pants” | 0 | |
nickb | 3 days |
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Conservative local organisers will wear skin tight, low slung brightly coloured flared trousers as a gesture of solidarity to the parliamentary party, it was announced last night. “This is the... |
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| Marty Feldman distances himself from 'swivel-eyed loon' comment. | 10 | |
The All New Jeni B | 3 days |
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Moron soon... |
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| Victoria allows David to grab limelight by publishing a photo of him - with her | 0 | |
brianflan | 3 days |
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More soonish... |
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| Oxford 'blue up' pair spark racism row | 0 | |
brianflan | 3 days |
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Two Oxford University students caused controversy after ‘blueing up’ as Smurfs at a fancy dress ball last night., Complaints were made after another student advised them to remove the Smurf... |
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| UK puts on woeful performance in European block voting and song competition | 0 | |
ronseal | 3 days |
| New EU regulation to ban Imperial drill sizes for trepanning | 0 | |
Not My Real Name | 3 days |
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UKIP accuses European medics of protectionism... |
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| Gay marriage decision cost us Eurovision say Tory faithful | 1 | |
Geraldine Wiley | 3 days |
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Hardliners on the Tory right are saying David Cameron’s unequivocal support for gay marriage may have cost us any chance of winning last night’s Eurovision Song Contest., With homophobia,... |
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| David Dickinson considers move to Ulster to join the Orangemen | 0 | |
Smart Alex | 3 days |
| Fire service 'needs Transformers' | 4 | |
monkeyrepublic | 3 days |
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Fire and rescue services would be much better if staffed by ultra-powered, giant robots, according to a review commissioned by the Government. Following seven months of careful research, Sir Ken... |
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| British doctor invents cardiac microwave; read his heartwarming story | 4 | |
apepper | 3 days |
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More to follow... |
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| Homosexual couples want equal rights to have civil partnerships | 2 | |
Alfred Noakes | 3 days |
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cos that's only fair... |
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| George Michael hurt in M1 crash - Paramedic "failed to ask for autograph". | 4 | |
Al OPecia | 3 days |
| Farage appeals for everyone to spell his name right - Farrago. | 0 | |
Maverick | 3 days |
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| Beckham denies tears to be bottled for limited edition perfume range. | 0 | |
Ref Minor | 4 days |
| African village adopts Angelina Jolie’s breasts | 9 | |
Yikes | 4 days |
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Support for Angelina Jolie after her double mastectomy has reached all corners of the globe with the news that the Angolan village of Malu has agreed to adopt her breasts. Malu village chief Oongal... |
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| Angelina Jolie set to make a fortune on eBay. | 9 | |
Maverick | 4 days |
| Gove to double class sizes and sack thousands of teachers. | 0 | |
deskpilot3 | 4 days |
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"It worked in Victorian Britain and it will work again today", said Michael Gove... |
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| Orangemen excited as new marching season transfer window opens. More soon. | 1 | |
dominic_mcg | 4 days |
| Lord Feldman denies calling Tory party activists 'swivel-eyed loons' | 0 | |
custard cream | 4 days |
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Actual headline in today's Daily Telegraph - the end of satire!... |
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| Eating disorder clinic opens all-you-can-eat restaurant. | 2 | |
sredni vashta | 4 days |
| Introspective soldiers court martialed for retreating within themselves. | 2 | |
sredni vashta | 4 days |
| Del Boy feels a right plonker over Peckham retirement. | 0 | |
irreverendJ | 4 days |
| "We tried to tell you." The Krankies - a special report | 0 | |
Idiot | 4 days |
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While Operation Yewtree continues to expose the dark underbelly of the British entertainment industry, Ian and Janette Tough, aka The Krankies, spoke to James Naughtie on Radio 4's Today programme... |
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| Marty Feldman not happy with 'swivel eyed loon' comments. | 0 | |
Not Amused | 4 days |
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