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Saudi Arabia adopts hands-on approach to penal reform 0
sydalg 3 days
A&E targets could be met 'if we stopped treating patients' say doctors 2
throngsman 3 days

"We've made fantastic progress," said a senior A&E consultant today, referring to the news that the NHS was missing fewer targets than in November. "First we started locking the doors, then we...

Reports of Chiles abuse on the increase 0
Ian Searle 3 days
Man who spurns trendy causes admits "je suis churlish" 0
sydalg 3 days
Armyto 'oust yes men', trench warfare less likely than ever now 0
throngsman 3 days
Libyan Secret Police 'embarrassed' to be linked to Tony Blair 0
throngsman 3 days
TV Debates format to be based on the FA Cup 0
Gary Baldy 3 days

The TV Debates in 2015 will take place as an FA Cup-like Debate Competition, with parties entered into a random draw, and winners progressing to the next round until a winner is declared., The round...

Vote ECP! Empty Chair Party Wins General Election Following TV Debate 0
Titus 3 days
Party Leaders Likely To Outnumber Audience For TV Election Debate 0
Titus 3 days
Adrian Chiles to be the new face of "Embarrassing Bodies" 0
apepper 3 days

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Mingers welcome Microsoft's new beer goggles 0
apepper 3 days

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Leon Brittan to be quietly the same plot as the dossiers. 4
beckfordburger 3 days
Ant and Dec to chair election debate 3
deceangli 3 days

‘We usually ask David Dimbleby to do this sort of thing’ explained a BBC spokesman, ‘but with 7 parties up there at the moment, and God knows how many hopefuls auditioning, we really needed...

Frogs say Nigel Farage is ‘ruining our image’ 0
roybland 3 days

Britain’s frogs say that UKIP leader Nigel Farage is ruining the frog community’s image and turning a much-loved species into one that is increasingly seen as slimy, creepy and dangerous....

Voters would back empty chair in TV debates 0
roybland 3 days

Most voters would support an empty chair over the party leaders in a televised general election debate, say opinion polls. But a spokesman for MORI said it was unlikely that an empty chair would...

Tea towels to be hung at half mast, as sign of respect, says Government 0
throngsman 4 days
Saudi shoplifter who had hands chopped off says he can't take it anymore. 1
ESJ 4 days

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Mass debate scheduled by Auntie 0
nhojbg 4 days

I'm sure there is a much wittier way of saying this, but hey ho...

Alan Kieda quits airport job 1
custard cream 4 days
Disney to George Lucas: "The force is weak with you, old man..." 2
Fake News Agency 4 days

In a galaxy far far away...

Child abuse enquiry to meet Chilcot enquiry in finals of Procrastination Cup 1
deceangli 4 days
Leon Brittan appointed to head up Westminster child abuse enquiry 0
deceangli 4 days
Pacemaker made from Faeces becomes first Shit Ticker 0
Iamstillthestig 4 days
Backlash, frontlash and sidelash following King of Saudi Arabia's death 0
custard cream 4 days
Gary Barlow to replace Adrian Chiles on ITV Football. 0
WatcherMark 4 days

Following the abrupt sacking of Adrian Chiles from his position as the host of their football coverage, ITV have confirmed than none other than famed singer and notable tax-dodger Gary Barlow will...

UKIP: 'We will ban all foreigners from driving' 1
Scroat 4 days
2015 Election TV debate, broadcasters agree to get in a Party 7. 1
MADJEZ 4 days

Charles to attend Saudi King's funeral. Andrew worried what they might cut off. 0
MADJEZ 4 days
Prince of Wales to explore alternative justice on Saudi visit 1
Dracula 4 days

Prince Charles is to travel to Saudi Arabia on a fact-finding ‘flogging tour’ as part of his efforts to promote alternative justice. Already a strong advocate for alternative medicine, the...

Hundreds of Page 3 models freed from captors 3
Adrian Bamforth 4 days

Hundreds of Page 3 girls were seen fleeing from The Sun offices today amid speculation over events at the long-running tabloid. It is thought some may have escaped from their captors while others...