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UKIP Hope For Referendum Defeat & Consequent Massive Membership Boost, Like SNP 3
Titus 4 days

not to mention similar subsequent overwhelming electoral success ...

No, it only applies to adults, Irish Catholic priests are told 0
Oxbridge 4 days
Dagenham’s cultural heritage ‘safe in ISIS hands’ 0
roybland 4 days

Scholars say that Dagenham’s cultural heritage and priceless artefacts are probably safe should the so-called Islamic State (ISIS) one day take control of the town. ‘It’s a great relief to...

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Ireland Pledge Allegiance to State of Sodom And Gomorrah [SOSAG] 1
Dun Dunkin 4 days
Militant Christian bakers capture Brighton and destroy historical gay sites. 8
Crayon 4 days

Reports are coming in from the southern province of East Sussex that a fundamentalist force of Christian bakers, cake decorators and cream fillers have worked themselves up into a extreme state and...

Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike. Where’d that taxi go? 0
beckfordburger 4 days
Priests prefer prawns. Ireland’s diocesce to debate Bishops Conference menu 0
Robert Koch 4 days

Considerable disquiet is brewing among the Bishopric in Ireland following the announcement that menu may need to be updated for the forthcoming Conference. A reality check has been called for after...

BBC Too busy Discussing Labour Decline To Notice Extinction Of Liberals 0
Titus 4 days
Theresa May Suggests Labour Should Shed Its Image As 'The Useless Party' 0
Titus 4 days

'Voters clearly prefer a nasty but competent government' ...

Thomas Cook Chairman Expresses Deep And Sincere Sorrow Over Drop In Share Price 0
Titus 4 days
UKIP Happy To Remain In EU Provided We Quit Eurovision Song Contest 0
Titus 4 days
Hokey Cokey society demand third option on EU referendum 0
apepper 4 days

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Andy Burnham to snort cocaine off Yvette Cooper’s bottom. 7
nickb 4 days

To show that Labour now means business, Yvette Cooper has offered her naked buttocks as a cocaine-cruet for Andy Burnham. ‘In hindsight, our campaign lacked the energy that business-minded people...

A Beautiful Mind out. 0
Kevin the Swan 4 days
David Microband 4 days

Ed Milband has quit politics to pursue a new career as a Mixed Martial Arts fighter. The former Labour leader now calls himself ‘Judge Dred Miliband’ and has carved in stone his five year plan to...

Russell Crowe to star in "A Beautiful - mind that station wagon!" 3
sydalg 4 days
Express readers baffled by continuing existence of cancer. 0
andyiong 4 days

As another Express headline proclaims 'Cure For Cancer Imminent', readers have remarked on their puzzlement given that the Express have been proclaiming that cancer was on the verge of being cured...

Hull City should not have gone down states Ched Evans. 0
Ref Minor 4 days
Greece pregnant with twins after accidentally requesting IVF bailout 0
bonjonelson 4 days
Northern Ireland to vote on same-sects marriage. 0
Crayon 4 days
Formula 1 'like watching cricket on wheels' says mogadon user 0
Dick Everyman 5 days
UK wins 1920 Eurovision song contest 3
throngsman 5 days
Seven countries to watch out for in this year's Eurovision 12
harrypalmer 5 days

Austria, Following drag queen Conchita Wurst's sensational victory last year Austria have opted for more traditional Eurovision fare this time around. Singer-songwriter Lena Weber's melodic ballad...

Tories to start hanging foxes 0
Adrian Bamforth 5 days
Scotland offered Stephenson’s ‘Rocket’ 0
Vespus 5 days

The Conservatives have offered Scotland the loan of Robert Stephenson’s ‘Rocket’ from the Science Museum, for a trial period. This is in a bid to win back popularity following news that the...

Eurovision 2016 to include Islamic State, singing "Boom Bang-a-Bang" 1
Sinnick 5 days
British porn industry holds in-out debate 11
David Microband 5 days

The British porn industry will hold an in-out debate ahead of the EU referendum in 2017. Porn stars are currently split right down the middle with many saying they could swing either way. With things...

Dyslexic Association very disappointed with Eurovision Snog Contest. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 5 days