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Association of Dentists warns against Sturgeon's plans to scrap Steradent 0
pere floza 4 days
Putin announces 'unqualified support' for Sturgeon's Trident policy 2
pere floza 4 days
Tunbridge Wells Outraged As 'New Waitrose' Turns Out To Be Poundland 0
Dun Dunkin 4 days

Sometimes the truth is just funny http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3059263/Tunbridge-Wells-shoppers-disgusted-exciting-new-store-hoped-Waitrose-revealed-branch-POUNDLAND.html...

Building Workers Protest Over Intrusive Videoing by Passing Crumpet 0
Titus 4 days
Miliband to spend 20 minutes with undecided voters 0
Adrian Bamforth 4 days
Politicians ‘avidly support’ sports teams in all marginal constituencies 0
farmer giles 4 days
Boris shouting down plebs ‘wins elections’ election strategist has just realised 0
farmer giles 4 days
Nation's children give their verdicts on party leaders 8
harrypalmer 4 days

Fenton Barnes – 18 months old. Met David Cameron in High Wycombe I met the Prime Minister when he came to my toddlers group. I'd just been asleep in my buggy when I woke to find his big looming...

A vote for sturgeon will put paid to caviar, warns Cameron 0
garibaldi 4 days
Man spends all day with untied shoelace after pissing on foot 1
Iroquois Pliskin 5 days

A man from Essex has spent the entire day with a loose left shoe, after inadvertently urinating on it. Neil Smith, from Colchester was just 'nipping for a quick waz' before a team huddle when the...

DWP admit employment figures 'not entirely human'. 0
Crayon 5 days

Following the coalition's success in redefining the word 'job' to eliminate its outdated connotations of regular working hours, fixed salaries, and contracts, it has been revealed that the DWP's much...

Catholic Church: divorce must remain a sin between man and woman 5
steve_l 5 days

Following the passing of the Gay Marriage bill in Parliament, the Catholic church remained on the offensive, this time coming out against Gay Divorce. A spokesman said, "for centuries the Catholic...

Tories threaten to finish what they started‏ 14
Wrenfoe 5 days

Buoyed by an endorsement from representatives of 5,000 small businesses, the Conservative Party has pledged to put a ‘food bank on every street corner’. Not content with four years of misery,...

Miliband denies cynical showbiz stunt was behind condolence flowers sent 2 Orvil 0
ronseal 5 days

Sources close to the shadow prime minister have furiously denied that Ed Miliband's visit to a showbiz personality was anything more than a simple act of compassion. Some critics have claimed that...

Miliband cock a hoop at gaining audience with Russell Brand 0
ronseal 5 days
Daily Mail reader lynched after posting sympathetic comment about Bali Nine 0
beckfordburger 5 days
Scientists promise time travel "should be possible by 2005" 0
sydalg 5 days
Keith Richards thought he was dead before re-reading headlines 1
Iroquois Pliskin 5 days
Orville spotted with Emu in Spain says Europol 1
Iroquois Pliskin 5 days
Tracking bracelet for non-offenders launched - 'Apple Watch' 7
bonjonelson 5 days

A new big-government inspired tracking program for all citizens has been launched in the US, the UK and many other countries. The programme, called 'Apple Watch' which is a statement of fact rather...

Cameron struck dumb folliowing Keith Harris' death 0
Not Amused 5 days
Cameron to match Mili-Brand with trip to Jim Davidson's house 0
johnnydobbo 5 days

More soon. Inevitably...

Orville 'rendered speechless' by Keith Harris death. 0
ESJ 5 days

Probably more to come...

Celebrity sues after prison stint was 'wrong type of humbling experience' 0
ronseal 5 days
Mismatched expectations incident as Archaeologist seeks to date Madonna 0
ronseal 5 days
Lib Dems to rebrand as The Second Sons 0
pere floza 5 days

Drawing upon the immense popularity of The Game of Thrones and recognising his party's real role on the political landscape, Nick Clegg has announced that the Liberal Democrats will be renamed after...

Dementia figures soar as enquiry into sex abuse in North London schools begins 0
beckfordburger 5 days
Russell Brand to stand in every constituency 1
StanleyMizaru 5 days

In a surprise move, it has been revealed comedian Russell Brand is standing for election in every constituency in the UK. Mr Brand has quietly been registering as a candidate as part of his campaign...

Keith Harris has died, reports suggest Orville had a hand in it. 0
phil_smith 5 days
Osborne justifies slowing economy as 'not one of mine' 0
throngsman 5 days

Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne has defended his fiscal policies in the wake of the revelation that the economy has slowed for the sixth successive quarter. "I have been personally...