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Fired Apprentice contestants offered new McDonald's franchises in Kobane. 0
Crayon 2 days

More appetizing cannon fodder soon...

New Banksy graffiti inside15 police stations in London 0
Lemon_Melon 2 days

After recent hoax allegations appeared in the news regarding the arrest of graffiti artist. The elusive Banksy took his revenge by targeting the inside of 15 different police stations in the London...

Tories to stop Santa migration by Christmas 0
Wrenfoe 2 days

David Cameron has announced plans to curb the flood of European migrant workers, specifically 4th-century Greek bishops, from invading our homes. The Prime Minister has promised to apply an...

Man sent to Newsbiscuit infirmary for dodgy ticker 1
Iroquois Pliskin 2 days
Advertising world takes stock following death of Lynda Bellingham 6
Skylarking 2 days
X37B returns after two years. 'It's been a very naughty boy,' says NASA 1
throngsman 2 days
Oxo Mum asked for her ashes to be sprinkled on a wholesome family meal. 0
MADJEZ 2 days
Woman with incomplete tampon seeks guy for No-Strings-Attached fun 0
beckfordburger 2 days
Gov't agree to keep freedom of movement as long as right to stop is removed 1
throngsman 2 days
Dying comedians to be given untested jokes 1
apepper 2 days

Edinburgh fringe organisers have announced plans for untested jokes to be made available to struggling comedians at next year's Fringe. A spokesman explained; "It's heartbreaking to see someone...

Tory Plans To Quit EU Exposed As Cameron Appoints Clarkson As A Commissioner 0
Titus 2 days
Big Ron to author volume 1 of new Jim Morrison biography 'The Early Doors' 0
blacklesbian 2 days
BBC's audio volume engineer finally found dead in basement control room. 3
Crayon 2 days
ISIS Caliphate bans the full stop opening the way for much longer sentences 0
Thundi 2 days
UK empathy with muslims 0
gillie 2 days

In a bold attempt to identify with the retro Muslim culture, burning of witches will now take place on selected village greens every Tuesday...

Jeremy Clarkson caught for Speeding 0
gillie 3 days

Following the news that Jeremy Clarkson has been caught speeding, it has been announced that speed cameras will now be called 'Clarkson Cameras'. Presumably because they can crop up anywhere,...

Ajinkya Rahane seeks consistency to secure India spot 0
ctom 3 days

Cricketer Ajinkya Rahane has said he is working towards attaining greater consistency and is looking to convert starts into big scores to secure his place in the Indian squad. Opener Rahane scored...

Groom tells frustrated nympho bride: 'Even Jesus couldn't come twice' 0
Jim Garner 3 days

No more, now or later...

Trolls Complain of Trollism and Others Giving Them A Bad Name 1
Dun Dunkin 3 days
Top-secret plane returns after two-year mission to avoid TV finales 1
Wrenfoe 3 days

An unmanned US space plane has landed in California, having completed its task to see if circumventing pop culture references and season ends have any impact on our ability to enjoy life. Having...

Plague Ship Forced Back Out To Sea 0
Dun Dunkin 3 days

what century is this again?...

Trolls could face two years in prison says Saruman 0
Dun Dunkin 3 days

Dwarves and Elves need to watch it too...

Tesco Broadband announce 50 new jobs for Troll collectors 0
Underconstruction 3 days

MTF unless the wheels come off...

Highways Agency to introduce Troll Booths 0
Underconstruction 3 days

Internet trolls whose online comments offend half-wits, ageing media-types, squeaky-clean pop-stars, attention-seeking chefs or C-List celebrities, will face 'troll charges' on the nation's motorways...

Richard Madeley talks about living with a troll. 2
MADJEZ 3 days
Indian Mars probe threatened by Comet. Up to 20 Rupees' worth of damage expected 0
throngsman 3 days
Man opened gym for ghosts to "exercise his demons" 0
apepper 3 days

More to follow...

Internet trolls facing longer sentences 1
gillie 3 days

Internet trolls will now have to do longer sentences. In addition, they will be banned from using commas and semi-colons. Their sentences will now have to be as long as a paragraph...

In the beginning was the Word, in the end was the argument about sex and divorce 0
Crayon 3 days

More papal pillow talk soon...

UK sucking up to French (again); Waterloo's new name to be 'Watercloset' 4
Jim Garner 3 days