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South-West trains cheese slicing dept take delivery of new electron microscope 0
NotNowCato 23.05.16 12:02pm
Stronger, safer, better off...and full of cock

Noit's not the new Durex advertit's the new IN campaign slogan...

Gerontius 23.05.16 10:53am
Vardy will have to be sold to China if Brexit 0
Dun Dunkin 23.05.16 10:17am
Dun Dunkin
Never in the field of voting have so many lies been told to so many by so few 0
Dun Dunkin 23.05.16 10:16am
Dun Dunkin
MP tells teenage sons voting for Brexit will cause blindness. 0
Loundshay 23.05.16 9:43am
Experts differ on which Becket bone has returned - can't tell ass from elbow 0
Wrexfan 23.05.16 9:24am
PM concerned Brexit will cause half a million job losses, including his own 0
bookiesfriend 23.05.16 9:13am
It's 1939: WW II referendum 'Could go either way'

The pacifists claim that going to war could cost this country several thousands, if not millions, of pounds, leaving everyone in Britain severely out-of-pocket, and that we may even end up having to...

sockpuppet 23.05.16 8:28am
Lesbians furious about being left out of BGT. More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 23.05.16 8:25am
Ultratech, Northeastern to Collaborate for Nanomaterial Research

CaF2 Windows SAN JOSE, Calif., Might 20, 2016 -- Lithography as well as laser beam program provider Ultratech Inc. offers introduced the investigation effort along with tutor Jones T. Webster from...

jayjoe1010 23.05.16 3:18am
Brexit:The Musical

Following on from the success of launching a National Referendum, David Cameron has teamed up with Conservative Peer, Lord Lloyd Webber to produce a musical version of the debate. "Just putting a...

throngsman 22.05.16 8:48pm
Staffie that bit 11 kids 'not a real staffie', says staffie community leader 1
cinquecento 22.05.16 8:24pm
NHS prepares to treat thousands of patients covered in boils following Brexit 0
sockpuppet 22.05.16 8:06pm
England's name already engraved on trophy following win over Turkey. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 22.05.16 6:44pm
EU to be 45 minutes away after Brexit warns Cameron 0
Dun Dunkin 22.05.16 4:07pm
Dun Dunkin
Mourinho to be in charge of the Man Utd hairdrier 0
Dun Dunkin 22.05.16 2:54pm
Dun Dunkin
Pound shops to become Fiver shops if Brexit 0
Dun Dunkin 22.05.16 2:42pm
Dun Dunkin
Brexit will drive posh people to shop at Aldi says Govt. 0
Dun Dunkin 22.05.16 2:40pm
Dun Dunkin
Cameronocchio says the price of champagne and lobster will go up if brexit 0
Dun Dunkin 22.05.16 2:39pm
Dun Dunkin
During Unexpected Water Landings, Most Airplane Seat Cushions Used as Toilets 2
Jeff Glovsky 22.05.16 1:44pm
Jeff Glovsky
Brexit: "Mordor (population 76 million) is joining the EU"

Brexit campaigners have claimed that the dark kingdom of Mordor is poised to join the EU. Mordor, also known as "the Dark Kingdom", has a population of 76 million - mainly Orcs, but with some...

apepper 22.05.16 12:10pm
The Guardian Disappears Up Its Own Self-Righteous Tax-Free Arse

sockpuppet 22.05.16 12:04pm
Three-in-a-bed sex romp celebrities named at last as Gerald ...

Fitzpatrick, Michael Fitzgerald and Patrick Fitzmichael. Judge explains that the only reason for keeping their identities confidential previously was that they didn't want everyone to laugh at them...

sockpuppet 22.05.16 12:02pm
New Austrian President Prepares To Annexe Germany

More Anschluß later ...

Titus 22.05.16 11:59am
Lack of Luvvies in ranks claims Police Diversity report. 2
Zen 22.05.16 11:57am
Andy Burnham Urges Northern Youngsters To Be Ambitious

"You can succeed in life, despite coming from Oop North" he told them. "Just because I gave up and became a politician instead of getting a proper job, doesn't mean that you cannot avoid politics...

Titus 22.05.16 11:56am
New Black Rod to be black

Afro Caribbean people called Rodney or Roderica will get an extra employment opportunity this week, when the Speaker of the House announces the next Black Rod will be black and called Rod The...

nickb 22.05.16 11:48am
I just don’t take life too seriously, says female psychopath on dating site

A mentally unstable and violent young woman has claimed on her Internet dating profile that she ‘just does not take life too seriously’. 28 year-old Emma Seadon from London further reveals that...

jonessgl 22.05.16 11:13am
Nigel Farage to leave Europe anyway if UK votes to remain 1
Sinnick 22.05.16 8:12am
Brexit 'Could Delay Publication Of Chilcot Report'

More blood-chilling threats later ...

Titus 21.05.16 11:33pm