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Tories hold ouija night in hope of channelling Mrs Thatcher

A backbench rebel Tory group have been meeting up in secret to try and channel the ghost of Mrs. Thatcher it has been revealed. Fed up with Theresa Mays so-called 'Socialist policies', the group,...

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Lou Sarsole 16.02.17 8:09pm
Lou Sarsole
Trump has a Better Idea

More soon ...

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Department of Justice 16.02.17 6:35pm
Department of Justice
Beatles' Philosophy Derived From John Paul Satire 0
Titus 16.02.17 5:48pm
Titus
Sussex coastal town launches campaign: lets make hampton Little again 1
ronseal 16.02.17 5:23pm
cinquecento
UN proposes 'two Trump' solution

While Donald Trump is busy conflating the Israel/Palestine question with his breakfast order, the United Nations has suggested that a divided ownership of the President’s ideas might be best for...

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Wrenfoe 16.02.17 4:50pm
Titus
Bishop should have gone to specsavers

'Your pressing all the wrong buttons for me' said the bishop to the actor...

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Bagger 16.02.17 4:28pm
Bagger
Trump says 'I don't need no intelligence'

"I never had no intelligence to get where I got in business," said the President today in a tweet, "and I did pretty well, turning a huge inheritance into a fantastically larger amount of money, if...

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throngsman 16.02.17 2:48pm
throngsman
Abu Qatada's new version of Imagine with Billy Bragg tipped for Ramadan number 1

Abu Qatada has released his own ISIS flavoured version of John Lennon's classic Imagine, with celebrity contributions from a Stella cast that also includes wife beating and misogynistic left wing...

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ronseal 16.02.17 2:41pm
ronseal
How can I transfer my watch data into my mobile ?

I bought a new watch and I want to transfer my watch data into my mobile is there any solution of this ?...

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Edna 16.02.17 2:22pm
Titus
News Biscuit to close due to fierce competition

The popular satirical news site, newsbiscuit.com has today announced that it will close at the end of the month, citing fierce competition in the alternative-truth and false news markets as the major...

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wirralmatt 16.02.17 10:22am
Oxbridge
Paul Nuttal claims to have written in German a polemic entitled 'My Struggle' 0
simonjmr 16.02.17 10:09am
simonjmr
Viewers complain about TV comedy repeats after Arsenal loss 0
chrisf 16.02.17 10:06am
chrisf
Valentine from France

[url=http://retrait1.cybercartes.com/retrait/385a23e359729dba3b0d/1/]A cross-dressing bunny-princess wishes a Happy Valentine's Day. Honestly. In French.[/url]...

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California 16.02.17 8:46am
Sinnick
Taiwanese Spam-Filled Pasties Sold As Cornish Pastiche

Well, other people here seem to be busy submitting hideous contorted puns and I don't want to miss out ...

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Titus 16.02.17 8:38am
Titus
'No appetite for job losses' claims Tata source 2
Adrian Bamforth 16.02.17 8:20am
Titus
Admiring Putin to emulate Trump as TV celebrity

Will enter Mr Universe contest...

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Renrag 16.02.17 2:40am
Renrag
Handshakes across the water...

fx mobile phone rings : "Rule brittanniiaa".HELLO!No I am not happy at all!, Who the f**k in their right mind appointed this dick!!..I'm sorry I..ever f**king, resigned now years of toil and strife...

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ron cawleyoni 15.02.17 11:24pm
ron cawleyoni
New study reveals most footballers already brain damaged. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 15.02.17 8:11pm
dominic_mcg
Paul Nuttall to be stripped of co plagiarism credit of Dr Raj Persuad's book 0
simonjmr 15.02.17 8:02pm
simonjmr
Hence the football phrase "He couldn't hit a bouncer with a glass bottle"

More obscure football news soon. [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-38984915]Link[/url]...

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Gary Baldy 15.02.17 6:59pm
Gary Baldy
Bucks Fizz stripped of 1981 Eurovision title following new drug tests

UK eighties heart-throbs Bucks Fizz, have been stripped of their 1981 Eurovision Song Contest title and banned indefinitely from taking part in any form of competitive singing, karaoke and the new...

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Underconstruction 15.02.17 6:53pm
Underconstruction
Fake news re steel industry blamed on tartare source 0
Underconstruction 15.02.17 6:07pm
Underconstruction
Korean assassin gets wrong'un 1
sydalg 15.02.17 5:57pm
Titus
Settle-Carlisle train drivers to strike over who closes furnace door. More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 15.02.17 5:52pm
Underconstruction
Latest fake tan news: Trump ‘models his head on Halloween pumpkin’

Trumpkin ‘much funnier than me’ admits Alec Baldwin...

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farmer giles 15.02.17 5:50pm
farmer giles
Reclusive hand-held technology buff leaves personal wealth to his own devices 0
Underconstruction 15.02.17 5:43pm
Underconstruction
Grannies aren't racist says hard-of-hearing man 0
roybland 15.02.17 4:00pm
roybland
New £10 note to feature cauliflowers instead of Jane Austen

The new polymer £10 note to be issued in September will carry pictures of vegetables instead of Jane Austen, the Bank of England has announced. The move follows complaints from vegans and some...

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roybland 15.02.17 3:07pm
roybland
Trump's state visit to be conducted entirely in Polari

The idea sounds hilarious, but I couldn't get any further inspiration. Ideas?...

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Oxbridge 15.02.17 2:05pm
Sinnick
Final prisoner from original Crystal Maze to be released

51 year old Paul Hallsey, the last remaining 'lock-in', from the Richard O'Brien era of The Crystal Maze is to be freed after 24 years. The former Team Captain from Slough has been incarcerated in...

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thatwasbeast 15.02.17 12:00pm
Robopop