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Clowns to strike after government decision to make custard pies a class B drug. 0
dominic_mcg 23.04.10 7:53pm
dominic_mcg
Prince Philip injures ankle seeing off more "slitty-eyed bastards"

They turned out to be goats...

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brownpaperreporter 23.04.10 7:51pm
brownpaperreporter
BMW speed limit exemption made official

BMW drivers were jubilant today after the Department for Transport finally capitulated to their demands to be able to exceed the standard road speed limits. The UK branch of the BMW Owners Club...

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Rorschach 23.04.10 7:20pm
MADJEZ
Clegg rubbishes ‘unrealistic policy’ jibes.

The Liberal Democrats faced stern examination today after Nick Clegg announced a series of new policies whilst campaigning in Newcastle. Clegg promised voters at Newcastle Airport that he would make...

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MightyBlair 23.04.10 7:03pm
MightyBlair
Court of Human Rights rules a pilot with suicidal tendencies can continue to fly

After a long and costly legal debate, the EU Court of Human Rights has ruled that Malcolm Simkins, 42 from Epping, can continue as a commercial pilot despite medical reports describing him as...

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brownpaperreporter 23.04.10 7:01pm
brownpaperreporter
Book reading Brummy bus driver dismissed and gets top job in Brum Freak Show

A Brummy bus driver who can read!...

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brownpaperreporter 23.04.10 6:35pm
brownpaperreporter
Bill Clinton laments declining morals of clergy, politicians and sportsmen 0
Dumbnews 23.04.10 5:50pm
Dumbnews
Many mistake "Clash of the Titians" Documentary for another film

http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/titian11.jpg...

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virtuallywill 23.04.10 5:29pm
virtuallywill
Previously unseen footage of Queen's conception "may not be released" say Palace 0
AdrianJ 23.04.10 5:19pm
AdrianJ
Speculation as to abilities of Prime Minister candidates after 2nd debate

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virtuallywill 23.04.10 5:14pm
virtuallywill
Croydon mother resents giraffe as daughter's choice of partner

'It's not that I'm animalist', said Myra Barton, of South Addington, 'but we just don't have the headroom.' 'Why can't Shirelle be like everyone else and choose another person or a small goat?'...

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PluckyMunky 23.04.10 4:22pm
PluckyMunky
UK economic growth halted by methadrone ban.

Remaining supplies at a premium in Canary wharf...

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MightyBlair 23.04.10 3:53pm
MightyBlair
Jordan appointed as Good Will Ambassador to the Vatican

'To improve the credibility of the Catholic Church', said a spokesman...

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PluckyMunky 23.04.10 3:51pm
PluckyMunky
BBC scraps Working Lunch in favour of afternoon tea in the park. 0
MightyBlair 23.04.10 3:48pm
MightyBlair
Recession-hit actors' union renamed Negative Equity

Spokesman said it was merely 'between profits'...

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Genghis Cohen 23.04.10 3:18pm
Des Custard
Health and Safety Executive: Volcano chaos due to incorrect fire extinguisher.

Reports from Icelandic government indicate that first on scene missed fire training...

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MightyBlair 23.04.10 2:43pm
MightyBlair
New BNP slogan - "The only brown thing in our party is the Marmite" 0
brownpaperreporter 23.04.10 1:44pm
brownpaperreporter
Déja vus criticized over too many repeats.

More of the same soon. (thanks Scroat !)...

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MADJEZ 23.04.10 1:03pm
MADJEZ
Eh? Two explosions in Jordan. Come again? 4
MrChigleysAunt 23.04.10 12:48pm
Scroat
Facebook reunites man with ex-colleague’s father-in-law’s brother in Poland

Jim Morris of Kendal, expressed delight yesterday as he was finally able to see how Wojtek Skrwpecki, an ex-colleague’s father-in-law’s brother in Poland, was getting on these days, thanks to a...

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DrTurmoil 23.04.10 12:48pm
DrTurmoil
BNP object to being connected with something as universally reviled as Marmite. 0
MADJEZ 23.04.10 12:43pm
MADJEZ
Voters admit they do 'think of brown substance' when considering PM. 1
DrTurmoil 23.04.10 12:31pm
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Human Rights Act to stay after concerns raised over fatwa. 0
MightyBlair 23.04.10 12:29pm
MightyBlair
Cinema chain buy Blockbuster: get home to find another company in the box. 0
MADJEZ 23.04.10 12:20pm
MADJEZ
Election latest: Torie's lead has just been reported stolen

alledgeley by members of the travelling community...

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Basil_B 23.04.10 11:58am
Basil_B
Crime-rate drops as goalposts moved.

Crimewatch to appeal for witnesses...

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MightyBlair 23.04.10 11:57am
MightyBlair
Number of spare rooms increasing, says new study 5
rickwestwell 23.04.10 11:54am
rickwestwell
United States unveils ‘secret’ spaceplane: details to follow

The United States military has launched a new spaceplane in Florida. The secret operation has sent the autonomous spaceplane into orbit and apparently does not know when it plans to return. A...

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sazbert 23.04.10 11:53am
sazbert
Its decision time for the central heating

Can the heating be turned off yet? Might it get nippy in the evening? Couldn’t you wear a jumper? These are just some of the questions that abound at this time of year, often causing strife...

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curry muncher 23.04.10 11:50am
curry muncher
Election latest. Mediaeval stained glass windows have lead.

I'll stop now...

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MrChigleysAunt 23.04.10 11:35am
MrChigleysAunt