Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Last Comment
Church investigated after priest files £1000 expenses claim for 'jelly babies'. 0
MightyBlair 25.04.10 6:46pm
MightyBlair
BBC Cameramen for the leaders debate demand buckets on hand to throw up in

for having to put up with more insincere stares at them by messr's Brown, Clegg and especially Cameron...

0
Basil_B 25.04.10 6:43pm
Basil_B
BBC's "Working Lunch" to be relaunched as Benefit Brunch

Findus pancakes later...

3
virtuallywill 25.04.10 6:29pm
virtuallywill
Long-distance runner dies on London Marathon day

RIP Alan Sillitoe...

4
rickwestwell 25.04.10 6:26pm
roybland
EU to impose French cheek kissing and ban 'British' handshakes

The European Union is to make French cheek kissing the compulsory greeting throughout the EU. 'British' handshakes will be banned. The move - under EU Directive 109 (S 45a) ‘En embrassant sur les...

1
roybland 25.04.10 6:24pm
edward hack
Cold callers 'may wear cardigans', judge rules. 0
Zadok the second 25.04.10 6:07pm
Zadok the second
Sex register victors claim ‘Pope was an inspiration’. 0
MightyBlair 25.04.10 6:07pm
MightyBlair
Foreign Office apologises, says condom memo should have read 'Sarah Palin' 0
Ostsee 25.04.10 5:00pm
Ostsee
'Great Sheep Rustle' solved after police arrest Little Bo Peep.

Me-eh soon...

0
MightyBlair 25.04.10 4:35pm
MightyBlair
BBC’s plans to broadcast leadership debate in 3D fall flat

The BBC has reluctantly abandoned plans to broadcast this week’s final leadership debate in 3D after accepting that no amount of technology could give the candidates or the proceedings any depth. ...

1
Des Custard 25.04.10 4:22pm
Ostsee
Belgian Bishop tempts young children by disguising himself as Opal Fruit > 4
Ludicity 25.04.10 4:16pm
Ostsee
Africans tell World-class footballers to "fuck off" in response to Pepsi request 0
IamWibble 25.04.10 4:15pm
IamWibble
Scientists warn: ‘People have worse memory than fish.’

The age-old belief that fish have no long-term memory was cast into doubt today when it was discovered that goldfish are more frightened of a Tory government than the British public. In a series of...

2
MightyBlair 25.04.10 3:23pm
MightyBlair
Government blames Newsbiscuit.com for "insensitive" Pope suggestions list 0
thackaray 25.04.10 2:41pm
thackaray
Foreign Office apologise to Vatican and offer to let Pope unveil new statue.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2430/3769710757_c44d5fa15c.jpg...

1
MADJEZ 25.04.10 2:38pm
The All New Jeni B
Goldsmiths expel student who painted a bowl of fruit

Goldsmiths' College has expelled a student found in her room secretly putting the finishing touches to a painting of a bowl of fruit. But first-year student Clarissa Nolan-Nolan (19) from Coventry...

0
roybland 25.04.10 2:17pm
roybland
Researchers studying 'wits end' say parental sarcasm 'wasted on the under fives'

'Goes right over their head', say scientists, 'Some stress relief benefit'. More soon...

0
QorbeQ 25.04.10 1:38pm
QorbeQ
Gordon Brown reverts to first name James to appear cooler. Owww.

In a surprise move to gain popular support Prime Minister Gordon Brown has reverted to his real first name James in order to appeal to a broader range of voters. His team revealed he was born James...

1
MADJEZ 25.04.10 1:03pm
MADJEZ
Insomniacs support BBC Commonwealth Games live broadcasts from Delhi

It's the right time of the night...

0
virtuallywill 25.04.10 12:02pm
virtuallywill
Mysterious Deaths in Westcountry Village: three Arrests

Police are questioning a Joyce Barnaby (57), Jane Marple (68) and an unamed foreign man, believed to be Belgian., Several forces are sharing information on the three suspects after the dual slaying...

2
virtuallywill 25.04.10 11:58am
virtuallywill
Worzel Gummidge ejected from pub quiz, accused of using 'annoying pedant' head. 0
QorbeQ 25.04.10 11:47am
QorbeQ
One Member One Vote

That great father of Iraqi democracy and sometime infidel President Obama, following the "success" of the elections in Iraq, welcomed the progress of democracy in its sunny neighbour Saudi Arabia as...

9
ijb 25.04.10 9:11am
ijb
Germans offer to bomb Coventry again

After a recent visit to Coventry, Angela Merkel said she was 'shocked and saddened' by the devastation wrought on the city by 1960s town planners, and offered the Luftwaffe's services to reduce it to...

4
ED209 25.04.10 9:07am
MrChigleysAunt
Elvis disappointed with PM impersonator

'It was embarrassing' said Elvis 'it was the most unconvincing performance I have ever seen, he should stick to his day job..oh'...

2
edward hack 25.04.10 8:53am
Hunter F. Thompson
Vatican set to launch new papal swimwear

Peedos (surely an old one Ed?) Our earlier article should have read: Pope condemns cover-up story and not Pope condoms cover-up story. (surely Benedick condoms Ed?)...

0
edward hack 25.04.10 8:40am
edward hack
Thatcher urges voters to back Lord Salisbury on 6 May 0
roybland 25.04.10 8:34am
roybland
This could be the week in which we finally find who Goldman sacks. 0
MrChigleysAunt 25.04.10 8:15am
MrChigleysAunt
Pope forgives "brainstorm" gaffes so he can focus on his plans to invade Poland 1
brownpaperreporter 25.04.10 7:57am
Hunter F. Thompson
Holy Benedict condoms 'unsafe' 1
roybland 25.04.10 7:55am
Hunter F. Thompson
Brown to ‘up tempo’ of election to 120bpm

Following the disastrous leadership debates, the Labour Party has today announced its plan to up the tempo of Gordon Brown’s election campaign to ‘120 bpm’. Lord Mandelson told reporters, ‘So...

0
fernandomando 25.04.10 12:46am
fernandomando