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| Collective noun for a group of bishops is now a 'cover-up' | 0 |  |
Ludicity | 29.03.10 7:39am Ludicity |
| Talkative cat accused of trying to sell mephedrone | 0 | |
Ludicity | 29.03.10 7:21am Ludicity |
| Trevor Baylis sex abuse story not a wind-up. I’m sorry I’ll burn in hell but I couldn’t resist it... |
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MADJEZ | 29.03.10 1:43am MADJEZ |
| Nick Clegg regonised by one of his constituent's Clegg's elation was cut short as Mrs Dorothy Hardcastle of Hallam, Sheffield was going to vote Tory this time anyway... |
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Basil_B | 28.03.10 9:15pm theumpire |
| Bookie’s Celebrate as Barabbas wins Jerusalem’s Got Talent Fans of Jerusalem’s Got Talent were left reeling yesterday following the news that the runaway bookie’s favourite Jesus Christ had been beaten into second place by notorious criminal Barabbas.... |
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ianslat | 28.03.10 9:01pm theumpire |
| Tesco's report 0.5% increase in Utterly Butterly sales, year on year. | 1 | |
PluckyMunky | 28.03.10 8:26pm theumpire |
| US turns to Mexico for a spatial relationship | 0 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 28.03.10 7:44pm MrChigleysAunt |
| Popes Who Dine* The sempiternal secret mission, Of The Office of the Inquisition, Is to put the Church in a position, To rule by holy intuition., In so doing, popes cannot fail, To grasp the devil by his tail,,... |
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Hunter F. Thompson | 28.03.10 5:48pm PluckyMunky |
| Obama and Karzai anounce special relationship. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 28.03.10 5:24pm dominic_mcg |
| USA seek another nation to "friendly fire" on as part of special relationship kiss kiss bang bang... |
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virtuallywill | 28.03.10 5:08pm virtuallywill |
| 150 minors trapped, Emergency priests on way more later... |
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virtuallywill | 28.03.10 5:00pm virtuallywill |
| US Death Panels Make Geezer Granola Out Of Uninsured Old Folks Intrepid FOX News reporters have uncovered a heinous left wing plot to do in Americas older generation. While many were decrying the hard rights scary chatter that the left was going to let older... |
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| Disappointment as Daily Mail rules out charging for access to news website | 1 | |
TerribleTim | 28.03.10 4:25pm Des Custard |
| Main parties publish their general election biscuit manifestos. The run up to the election's war of words has been overtaken by the war of biscuits with each of the main parties hanging its hopes on the popularity of its chosen mid morning snack., Labour, who... |
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dominic_mcg | 28.03.10 4:15pm Hunter F. Thompson |
| Special relatioship latest: 'Let's just do it one last time', says Brown | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 28.03.10 3:49pm PluckyMunky |
| Gordon Brown maxes out pledge card horribly true... |
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red | 28.03.10 1:18pm StoopyDeGunt |
| "Special Relationship" over as Obama and Brown agree to see other countries. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 28.03.10 11:56am dominic_mcg |
| Unite to headline Glastonbury http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47548000/jpg/_47548802_jex_645275_de27-1.jpg... |
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virtuallywill | 28.03.10 11:43am virtuallywill |
| British DIY awards end “satisfactorily” An attempt to celebrate the success of Britain’s DIY community was said by organisers to be “A pretty good job really” despite the stage on which the awards were held collapsing shortly after... |
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antharrison | 28.03.10 11:36am antharrison |
| Panda killed by lorry on unlit road during WWF Earth Hour | 2 | |
antharrison | 28.03.10 11:25am Ostsee |
| Filming "Wonders of the Solar System" takes toll on Brian Cox http://www.arbroathbandb.com/local_attractions_files_2/troia-35.jpg... |
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virtuallywill | 28.03.10 11:14am virtuallywill |
| Sensors turn skin into gadget control pad Tapping your forearm or hand with a finger or any other part of your body could soon be the way you interact with gadgets., Researchers have found a way to work out where the tap touches and use... |
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virtuallywill | 28.03.10 11:02am virtuallywill |
| PM 'weakness' blamed for poor weather Conservative leader David Cameron has said that the Weather 'scented weakness' in the Prime Minister and the government and that was why there had been so much rain in the last few weeks. Indeed,... |
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andrewmell | 28.03.10 10:38am andrewmell |
| Bristish Summer Time sparks riots at McDonald's outlets all over the UK One typical example was in Chigwell. We spoke to one angry customer Lee. "I pulled up at quarter to 10 for me double egg mcmuffin, coz me and the missus Sharon-Savanah and the kids always does McD... |
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brownpaperreporter | 28.03.10 10:03am brownpaperreporter |
| Historic sex toys sold for £3,600 http://lorigordon.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/stone-age.jpg... |
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virtuallywill | 28.03.10 9:59am virtuallywill |
| Gordon Brown has his card rejected. Asked for alternative... |
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MADJEZ | 28.03.10 9:55am MADJEZ |
| D:Ream marks election pledges with new single 'Things... will probably be at least as shitty as they are now' More soon... |
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jp1885 | 28.03.10 9:26am MADJEZ |
| Grass roots movement will end inner city turf wars, says Prince Charles Prince Charles has disproved his 'out of touch' image and launched a new grass roots movement to end Britain's gangland turf wars., If we can plant the seeds in the communities, in six months we... |
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StoopyDeGunt | 28.03.10 9:13am StoopyDeGunt |
| Outside the ring, ex-boxer Joe Calzaghe now faces 'biggest cliche of his life' As a world champion boxer, Joe Calzaghe faced some terrifying opponents, says a hackneyed newspaper intro. But now he could be facing the 'fight of his life', according to a well known set up, and... |
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StoopyDeGunt | 28.03.10 9:01am StoopyDeGunt |
| Literalist Christian footballers refuse to take corners. More soon | 0 | |
Mrblacker | 28.03.10 8:21am Mrblacker |
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