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| Wales trainer unavailable for next Six Nations match | 0 |  |
brownpaperreporter | 25.02.10 8:57am brownpaperreporter |
| Angel Delight to be changed to a class A Dessert.. If taken straight from packet... |
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virtuallywill | 25.02.10 8:42am virtuallywill |
| Guidance on assisted death by killer whale likely... Death by James Whale later... |
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virtuallywill | 25.02.10 8:38am virtuallywill |
| BBC cost-cutting leads to 80's news repeats on Falklands The BBC was today accused of excessive cutbacks, as news on the Falklands War and the Ethiopian famine was repeated nearly 30 years after it was first broadcast. The director-general claimed that... |
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ED209 | 25.02.10 8:09am jp1885 |
| Darling counters Brown's "forces of hell" with the forces of Hull: John Prescott | 0 | |
the coarse whisperer | 25.02.10 1:21am the coarse whisperer |
| White chavs 'must do more to integrate into British society' say immigrants Immigrants from around the UK have held a press conference to call on White chavs to make more effort to integrate into British society. "Quite frankly, we think it's time they started mixing... |
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ED209 | 24.02.10 11:51pm ED209 |
| Plug pulled on lunchtime City analyst for not wearing red braces The BBC confirmed tonight that its interview with an analyst reporting from The City lunchtime Tuesday was cut short due ‘technical problems with the presentation.’ ‘If they come on here for... |
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malgor | 24.02.10 11:34pm malgor |
| Turkey officers in coup charges Chicken officers in coop charges... |
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MrChigleysAunt | 24.02.10 9:55pm MrChigleysAunt |
| Man with moobs refused breast screening - takes case to High Court Trevor Fudge, 43, weighs in at 17 stone 12. He puts his right hand under his left moob and gives it a playful jiggle for the camera. Trevor packs a rather magnificent 36A moob and he explains why he... |
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brownpaperreporter | 24.02.10 9:20pm brownpaperreporter |
| planespotting Choose a hobby. Choose an anorak. Choose a fucking camera. Choose some mates. Choose a country. Choose fucking India. Choose a hotel. Choose to photograph some fucking planes. Choose rotting away in... |
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roybland | 24.02.10 9:07pm brownpaperreporter |
| Hundreds flock to bunkers after 'Heavy snow' warning Emergency shelters in Scotland are said to be overflowing tonight, after a Met Office warning of heavy snow. Experts suggest while the quantity of snow expected is nothing out of the ordinary, the... |
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Mrblacker | 24.02.10 8:57pm Mrblacker |
| Araldite called in to fix Broken Britain. More soon | 0 | |
Mrblacker | 24.02.10 8:44pm Mrblacker |
| Pub at Heathrow notice an increase in pilots stopping for a drink after work | 1 | |
virtuallywill | 24.02.10 8:33pm Hunter F. Thompson |
| David Attenborough's new series "The Newsbiscuit Submissions Migration" Across the sweeping veldt herds of pages take the long treacherous path across forums. Stopping only for ink refills at a local waterhole they relentlessly surge on to the BB board... |
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brownpaperreporter | 24.02.10 7:55pm Hunter F. Thompson |
| Sex Ed Bill "Perverted" by Catholics Ministers are being accused of caving into pressure from faith schools over sex and relationships education. Under a late amendment to the bill, the more explicit parts of the to-be-compulsory... |
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John Square | 24.02.10 5:32pm John Square |
| 'Anything But Football' shirts sold out in Scotland within minutes | 0 | |
Scroat | 24.02.10 5:24pm Scroat |
| Woods Returns To Re-Hab - "There are 6 nurses I haven't shagged yet" says Tiger At the risk of falling foul of a moderator (As if! - Ed), did anyone know that "shag my balls" is a genuine golfing term?! This is the act carried out when a caddie collects his golfers golf balls... |
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My Sharona | 24.02.10 5:07pm edward hack |
| "Nothing fishy" claims Sturgeon. Note to self.must raise joke standards!... |
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My Sharona | 24.02.10 4:35pm My Sharona |
| Andrew Rawnsley Forced To Admit His Sources Are Actually 24-Carrot | 0 | |
Lt Frank Slade | 24.02.10 4:23pm Lt Frank Slade |
| Who me? a bully? Oo no missis! http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Z1oarf80NXy2vM:http://bnp.org.uk/files/2009/09/gordon-brown.jpg OO no! nay nay and thrice nay!, I was flabbergasted at the very idea!, My gast has never been... |
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regdwight | 24.02.10 2:58pm regdwight |
| Pope Benedict sings tribute at Elton John's funeral Goodbye sad old queen,, Though I never knew you at all,, I always used to love your songs,, Now you make my flesh just crawl. You came out of your closet, And you seemed to use your fame, To... |
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regdwight | 24.02.10 2:08pm regdwight |
| Council to clamp down on Serial killers using wrong bins. Councils in the UK have come down hard on serial killers who dispose of their corpses in the wrong bins and even threatened them with fines unless they comply with new regulations. Mike Fisher from... |
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twookey | 24.02.10 1:50pm twookey |
| Winter Olympics hailed as cleanest ever Organisers of this years Winter Olympics in Vancouver have lauded the event as the cleanest in games history. Viewers will not have failed to notice the special measures that have been put into place... |
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TerribleTim | 24.02.10 12:36pm TerribleTim |
| Britain's unluckiest driver A Perthshire man has been named Britain's unluckiest driver after a collision with a gritting lorry. A policeman at the scene asked "what are the odds on that?"... |
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MrChigleysAunt | 24.02.10 12:14pm MrChigleysAunt |
| Two Little Yobs by Rolf Harris Two little yobs had two little toys, Each had a wooden hammer, Gaily they played each summers day, Vandalising their local manor, One little chap had a mishap, Broke off his hammers head, Wept... |
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rolf harris | 24.02.10 12:10pm rolf harris |
| Dogs to lose legs in 100 years say geneticists Some species of dogs will lose their legs in the next century, according to research by scientists published in the journal Nature. Their findings are based on the fashion for small dogs like... |
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Mrblacker | 24.02.10 11:35am theumpire |
| MP's report on homeopathy 'has been watered down dramatically' | 0 | |
exigo | 24.02.10 11:34am exigo |
| (OL) Pregnancy rates amongst 10-12 year olds hits new high Erthat's it... |
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edward hack | 24.02.10 10:47am edward hack |
| Teachers fear classroom backlash over Brown bullying claims Classroom violence could get worse across the country because of allegations about Gordon Brown's behaviour, according to the National Union of Teachers. They're warning that pupils will see the... |
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Mrblacker | 24.02.10 10:09am Mrblacker |
| Haliburton awarded Haiti rebuilding contract. more soon | 0 | |
Mrblacker | 24.02.10 10:01am Mrblacker |
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