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| UK Border Force seizes mephedrone like substance, unfortunately only cocaine In dust we trust... |
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virtuallywill | 01.04.10 6:54pm virtuallywill |
| G20 police officer charged with possesion of a silly name. I mean, how could you possibly take someone called Delroy Smellie seriously? Although, I suspect a couple of sharp whacks to the back of the legs would help... |
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AdrianJ | 01.04.10 6:15pm The All New Jeni B |
| Animal suffering on hold as Masterchef goes vegetarian Leading cookery show Masterchef has embraced vegetarianism with a new logo featuring a carrot, it has recently emerged. Presenter John Torode announced his decision after listening to a copy of The... |
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Gary Stanton | 01.04.10 5:53pm The All New Jeni B |
| 'Westminster Farce' next search for Lloyd-Webber Search for next PM to be televised, Groundbreaking television for UK viewers say TV networks., Although televised debates are fairly commonplace in other countries around the world, this marks the... |
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edward hack | 01.04.10 5:52pm twookey |
| Old lags celebrate 20th anniversay of Strangeways roof protest with a night on the tiles. Arthur Askey lives!-presented, before your very eyes, with a pre-scored 1... |
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ramblesid | 01.04.10 5:38pm edward hack |
| Caroline Quentin is less funny than Robin Williams, says study of over-rated cun Damn, I ran out of headline space. Now you'll never know my thoughts on Robin Williams and Caroline Quentin... |
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StoopyDeGunt | 01.04.10 4:21pm Scroat |
| Sock couple re-united 2 years after one left for routine trip to laundry basket Scenes of relief and jubilation were witnessed in the Barry household in Molesey Surrey yesterday, as a sock couple were finally re-united. The pair, who were appear to be made for each other, were... |
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StoopyDeGunt | 01.04.10 11:11am curry muncher |
| Woman tagged after selling goldfish to 14 year old boy. That's right-Labout can come up with far better ones than anyone on here... |
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twookey | 01.04.10 10:57am twookey |
| April Fool ! Newsbiscuit subber fools everyone with spoof news item. Popular news site Newsbiscuit was the victim of an April Fools prank today after a member submitted a joke news article that wasn’t true. Embarrassed editors were forced to admit they didn’t... |
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MADJEZ | 01.04.10 10:36am Ostsee |
| Police criticised over failure to protect the public from webuyanycar.com advert Earlier today a Home Affairs Committee inquiry has strongly criticised the Metropolitan Police over their failure to protect the public from the continued transmission of www.webuyanycar.com... |
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Deimos | 01.04.10 10:23am Deimos |
| Jesus banned from wearing cross during working hours. More soon. | 8 | |
thackaray | 01.04.10 9:52am Ostsee |
| Cash for Badgers Short of cash? Simply put your old, unwanted or damaged badgers in the envelope provided and we will send you a cheque by return. Not happy with our valuation? Don't worry! Simply give us a call and... |
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PluckyMunky | 01.04.10 9:31am MrChigleysAunt |
| Reuters now seeking writers | 1 | |
PluckyMunky | 01.04.10 9:13am Ostsee |
| Peter Doherty and tabloid headlines reunite | 1 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 01.04.10 9:09am MADJEZ |
| Just For Men regret mixup of models for new campaign. The men’s hair colouring company say due to a printing error their usual before, during and after photos came out incorrectly.... |
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MADJEZ | 01.04.10 9:07am MADJEZ |
| Rail passengers thank rescuers for getting them home earlier than usual | 1 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 01.04.10 8:45am edward hack |
| Derby pensioners face windfall tax on Maundy money | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 01.04.10 8:40am Duncan Biscuit |
| Over 20 people voice support for Tory tax proposals | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 01.04.10 8:40am Duncan Biscuit |
| A pair of crutches found discarded in Longleat monkey enclosure. More soon. | 1 | |
thackaray | 01.04.10 6:39am Ostsee |
| Rejected Alton Towers ride ends up as 2012 Olympic Tower | 1 | |
brownpaperreporter | 01.04.10 6:36am Ostsee |
| 'Ah Higgs, this is God, about your boson - April Foooool!!!!' | 0 | |
Ostsee | 01.04.10 6:27am Ostsee |
| What Fun! Making Life Miserable For The Downtrodden And Homeless. The following procedures are already being followed by millions of your fellow human beings in minor positions of power: If you are a big employer be sure to lay off people rather than let the... |
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| Leaves warned over secondary picketing in rail dispute Network Rail today warned all trees not to get involved in proposed strike action by the RMT. "We would like to remind all trees that secondary picketing is illegal." said a spokesman for Network... |
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chrissles65 | 31.03.10 9:54pm StoopyDeGunt |
| Olympic Park to get tower to not nearly rival Eiffel Boris Johnson today unveiled the plans for a tower that will provide the centrepiece for London’s 2010 Olympic village in Stratford. It is hoped that the structure - a 400ft White Elephant – will... |
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TerribleTim | 31.03.10 9:54pm TerribleTim |
| Piss-poor Kapoor. Olympic sculpture unveiled. Artist Anish Kapoor has unvieled the latest white elephant for the London Olympics. In the spirit of the event a 115 metre high half finished lump of steel painted in primer will mark 2012 as the 'It... |
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MADJEZ | 31.03.10 9:53pm MADJEZ |
| Pet shop owner ordered to batter and deep-fry all goldfish before selling them to children... |
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ramblesid | 31.03.10 9:44pm ramblesid |
| Leonard Cohen’s voice ‘could drop below audible frequency any day’ Veteran singer-songwriter Leonard Cohen has released what may be his last album before his voice finally drops deeper than the lowest frequency audible to humans, medical experts have warned. A new... |
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malgor | 31.03.10 7:12pm Basil_B |
| Anish Kapoor admits Olympic tower was inspired by prolapsed haemorrhoid. Whatever you do, don't do a google images search for that... |
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the coarse whisperer | 31.03.10 6:28pm the coarse whisperer |
| Old queen comes out as straight | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 31.03.10 3:59pm PluckyMunky |
| Ministers rejoice at the complete debasement of University degrees Ministers today were 'absolutely delighted' that their programme of destroying the last bastion of academic worth in the UK was finally complete, with degrees now handed out to 'just about anyone'.... |
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ED209 | 31.03.10 3:19pm ED209 |
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