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David Cameron’s forehead to be fitted with solar panels

Conservative Party leader David Cameron has boosted his party’s green credentials by finally agreeing to exploit the vast energy-harvesting potential of his forehead and be fitted with solar panels...

Genghis Cohen 17.04.10 11:06pm
Genghis Cohen
Heads roll at BBC after Lib Dem 'Erection surge' cock-up. 0
MightyBlair 17.04.10 10:41pm
Striking BA Cabin Crew to Picket Volcano

Unite union leaders announced today that they were ferrying striking BA cabin crew to Iceland at the beginning of the week, "to stand side by side with this force of nature, which has clearly erupted...

John Roughty 17.04.10 10:38pm
John Roughty
Catholic Church to sell padded child bikinis at 'Primate' 0
fernandomando 17.04.10 9:48pm
AH posts annual "Grammar pedant awaits next series of Britain Has Talent" joke

AH = antharrison...

antharrison 17.04.10 8:33pm
Disciples arrested for exceeding fishing quotas in the Sea of Galilee. More soon 1
dominic_mcg 17.04.10 7:15pm
School misfits form Glee club, still get shit kicked out of them

A group of socially awkward schoolchildren was disappointed today after discovering that pooling their hitherto secret singing and dancing talents into a performing arts group was insufficient to...

Mary Evans 17.04.10 4:59pm
Nick Clegg to be considered by Vatican as possible future Pope 0
PluckyMunky 17.04.10 4:28pm
'ice-cream van that turns into a cage' design for new popemobile

Vatican reveals 'ice-cream van that turns into a cage' design for new popemobile...

fritz 17.04.10 3:06pm
Goldman Sachs Turned Over - Times. 'You ain't seen nothing yet'. More soon. 0
QorbeQ 17.04.10 1:25pm
Windsor Bookies suspicious after Posh man with big ears bets on coronation date. 2
Ian Searle 17.04.10 1:22pm
Hunter F. Thompson
Goldman Sachs convicted of slamming telesales at innocent rich people

NEW YORK, Saturday. In a second indictment filed against the famously wealthy Wall Street firm, the SEC has shown that in an operation which closely resembled a third-rate boiler room such as those...

Hunter F. Thompson 17.04.10 12:39pm
Hunter F. Thompson
Correction: Lord Mandelson to host top TV motoring show.

.not Julian Cleary as previously stated. We sincerely apologise for any inconvenience caused to those who ripped up their TV license...

Ostsee 17.04.10 12:35pm
Extra trains to be run as frustrated plane spotters flock to railway platforms 1
TerribleTim 17.04.10 12:30pm
New Superman film - opening titles delayed - "Is it a bird, is it a .... umm" 0
brownpaperreporter 17.04.10 12:06pm
Brown will try to claim volcano 'started somewhere else' reports Daily Mail 0
ronseal 17.04.10 11:17am
Volcano carbon foot print out of control under Labour, claims Clegg 0
ronseal 17.04.10 11:15am
Aviation emissions emphatically reduced under Labour, claims Mandelson 0
ronseal 17.04.10 11:14am
The concrete party manifesto

Youve proberly beem wondering what this country needs is concrete,your right this country needs lots of concrete.Think of the money to be saved in our parks,take Hampstead Heath for eggsample,now...

sri yukteswar 17.04.10 10:43am
sri yukteswar
God ends sponsorship deal with Catholic Church

In a fresh blow to the Catholic Church's fortunes, God has today announced he is to end the lucrative sponsorship deal which has been the organisation's financial mainstay for nearly 2000 years. God...

ED209 17.04.10 9:07am
Mary Evans
Nick Clegg and the other two already back on the campaign trail 0
edward hack 17.04.10 8:58am
edward hack
Dreamer upset as his flights of fancy are grounded by ash 0
brownpaperreporter 17.04.10 8:33am
Pope to enter Britain by the back door 4
PluckyMunky 17.04.10 8:14am
Hunter F. Thompson
Powers of detention awarded to the Junk Police

In a controversial move, powers of arrest and detention have been granted to the supervisors of all recycling sites, commonly known as the Junk Police. This move is to tighten up on appropriate...

brownpaperreporter 17.04.10 8:06am
You Tube footage suggests Beadle was behind 9/11.

Sensational new footage has appeared on You Tube suggesting that the late TV prankster Jeremy Beadle accidentally caused the destruction of the World Trade Centre on 11 September 2001. The footage...

jamestilburn 17.04.10 6:09am
edward hack
Balloons feeling let down and deflated after party. 1
Zadok the second 17.04.10 6:06am
England defender shortage - Capello picks wheelie bin sticker over Sol Campbell 1
brownpaperreporter 17.04.10 4:24am
Motorway service station char-grilled burgers ‘a touch overdone’ 2
Duncan Biscuit 16.04.10 10:29pm
Jordan to receive peerage if Tories win, The Sun reports. 0
MightyBlair 16.04.10 9:54pm
Iceland. Your banks, your planes... the vikings are coming..

MI5 admit they were too busy thinking about Islamist extremists...

brownpaperreporter 16.04.10 9:26pm