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Guiness book records fastest ever Win 10 bootup at 48 minutes. 1
19.02.17 9:59pm deskpilot3
Massive Euro Prank: only Britain's copy of the Treaty contains an Article 50. 0
19.02.17 9:54pm deskpilot3
Trump's Swedish terror attack blamed on so-called IKEA 3
19.02.17 9:43pm Ironduke
Hitler phone buyer must pay outstanding Stalingrad roaming charges 1
19.02.17 9:07pm Arctic Star
White House to change its name to......La La Land. 0
19.02.17 8:48pm ron cawleyoni
Kraft Heinz cite 57 reasons for Unilever merger collapse..none of them cheesey. 0
19.02.17 8:40pm ron cawleyoni
"Annoying Wagner ringtone" putting off buyers of Hitler phone 0
19.02.17 7:34pm sydalg
Lord Kerr concedes Liz Truss 'probably understands treaty I wrote better than me
In a frank interview today Lord Kerr, one of the architects of the Lisbon Treaty and the individual responsible for writing Article 50, admitted that Liz Truss 'probably understands the article...
19.02.17 7:25pm throngsman
Tamla No..town for Donald.
Is Donald Trump a ex 'suedehead/smoothie' from the early 70s who just can't let go,
Crombie coat, wide satin tie its all there..mind you..can't see Marvin singing,
.."Has any body seen my old...
19.02.17 5:25pm ron cawleyoni
Hitler's phone withdrawn after it's discovered to only have one bell
More to follow...
19.02.17 5:21pm apepper
Return of the....'fake handsheikh'... 0
19.02.17 4:51pm ron cawleyoni
Mike Pence lays a wreath after last night's terror attack in Dachau. More soon. 0
19.02.17 2:03pm dominic_mcg
Scientists link dementia to continued face palming at news from Trump's America 0
19.02.17 1:07pm Plot126
Trump apologises for error, I meant tomorrow's attack in Sweden. More soon. 0
19.02.17 10:46am dominic_mcg
Hitlers phone up for auction...mystery bidder keeps asking"is dial not too big"? 0
19.02.17 9:52am ron cawleyoni
Excitement at Met Office as Beiruit and Bahgdad due to have 'crap UK weather' 0
19.02.17 7:56am throngsman
Paul Nuttall denies being Paul Nuttall 0
19.02.17 6:10am Landfill
Tony Blair says Britons deserve second chance at 2010 General Election result.
But tells Gordon that he can handle it - no need to get out of bed...
18.02.17 11:51pm deskpilot3
Its all in the name...Nigel 'Far-age'.....politics from a...different era. 0
18.02.17 11:28pm ron cawleyoni
Donald shifty shapes
those facial muscles distortions as he speaks,lips out of sync with speech,thinly veiled,
lizzard like features under his skin just sayin like or is it my 'talk talk' tv connection,
18.02.17 11:17pm ron cawleyoni
Tom Jones to re-release old 70s hit as...'Young Mexican...Trumpeteer'.....True. 0
18.02.17 11:07pm ron cawleyoni
one small step to truth. - (Cooperative)
potusa to declare 'Neil Armstrong moon landings' as..'Genuine?'..so finally we are all,
outof our misery and now know it..WAS..definitely Fake!!"and take two..Action cut cut,
Neil Neil darling I...
18.02.17 10:47pm ron cawleyoni
Arsene'l Wenger to record old Clash hit..."Should I Stay or Should I Go". 0
18.02.17 10:12pm ron cawleyoni
1,000s of Chicks Escape Battery Farm...Spring Easter Rising Run in Peterborough. 0
18.02.17 10:08pm ron cawleyoni
Cuneiform expert arrested for indecency
Wyatt E. Muggs, police chief of the small Mississippi town of Muggsville, confirmed today that Oral Snottball, professor of ancient languages at Mississippi Cultural University, has been arrested for...
18.02.17 7:38pm Renrag
Mark Clattenburg to be replaced by actual duck's arse
Premiership referee Mark Clattenburg, who recently announced he is moving to China, is to be replaced in his former job by the rear end of a duck.
As well as resembling Clattenburg, the duck's arse...
18.02.17 6:47pm YaBasta
Mammoth clone team fall about laughing at idea of reviving Labour 1
18.02.17 6:38pm Sinnick
All Satire is Lefty/ Identity /Underdog/ Luvvie / Snowflake Codswallop
All satire is now fail safe sure fire right-on , inane cheap shots such as asserting that Hitler, Genghis Khan and Stalin were nasty, and closely resemble whatever this week's demon of choice happens...
18.02.17 4:12pm Al OPecia
Met Office apologise after warning of yellow snow
.. they meant yellow warning of snow...
18.02.17 4:10pm Al OPecia
Tony - the weapons - Blair re-emerges as crap di tutti crapi of the Poser Nostra
Reports have emerged that notorious warlord Tony - weapons of mass destruction - Blair is to come out of hiding in a bid to ruin more lives.
Blair, head of one of the five big families in the Poser...
18.02.17 3:08pm ronseal