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"We're all doomed"

Frazier stand ins apply here...

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Dun Dunkin 27.06.16 7:57pm
Dun Dunkin
EU to be run by Sky

Following the turmoil caused by the UK voting to leave the EU, officials have decided to award the job of running the organisation to Sky. A Sky spokesman explained that they were "terribly pleased...

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throngsman 27.06.16 7:44pm
chrisf
Osborne to negotiate favourable terms with EU for UK wallpaper manufacturers. 0
knacker 27.06.16 7:08pm
knacker
Moodys and S&P reverse UK credit downgrades after reading forum Brexit pundits 1
cinquecento 27.06.16 7:03pm
Dun Dunkin
BBC's 'Yesterday In Parliament' To Be Replaced By 'Sorry, I Haven't A Clue 10
Titus 27.06.16 5:38pm
Iroquois Pliskin
PMQs to end with Rentaghost chase scene

Prime Minister's Questions will now end with a chase scene around the House of Commons chamber, in the style of 1970s cult children’s programme Rentaghost, it was announced today. Used regularly as...

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chrisf 27.06.16 5:36pm
Iroquois Pliskin
Cost of vote in next Labour leadership contest to be raised to £3:50 0
Adrian Bamforth 27.06.16 5:10pm
Adrian Bamforth
Remainians Cautioned After Spate Of Hate Crimes Against Brexiteers 0
Titus 27.06.16 5:06pm
Titus
Financial World More Impressed By 'Project Fear' Than Voters Were

More fat-cat panic soon ...

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Titus 27.06.16 5:04pm
Titus
BREXIT LATEST - LIB DEMS WIN 2015 GENERAL ELECTION

During a weekend of unparalleled political turmoil, the Lib Dems have announced a sensational general election victory. In a statement, Lib Dem leader Tim Farron stated: ‘We were obviously...

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MIKED 27.06.16 5:03pm
MIKED
Britain seeks advice on taking control of borders

This may not be such a good idea as I think it is and I know bugger all about gardening but if anyone wants to try to make something of this Britain was last night consulting Madame Curtain, a...

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Fles 27.06.16 4:59pm
Opinion Poll
Labour Party enters knock-out round, could go either way 0
Sinnick 27.06.16 4:51pm
Sinnick
Tory on TV circuit arguing Brexit will hurt but work: 50 Shades of Grayling

pain but no gain...

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chrisf 27.06.16 4:40pm
chrisf
Chris Evans, Matt LeBlanc 'considering' Shadow Cabinet roles 0
deceangli 27.06.16 4:20pm
deceangli
1st phase of Brexit completed by British tennis players 1
Rootin Tootin 27.06.16 3:47pm
Iroquois Pliskin
Julius Caesar Appoints New Senators To Replace The Nasty Ones Who Killed Him

More denial in leadership soon. Corbyn reminds me of the Python knight with all his limbs cut off, who shouted 'No, no, it's just a flesh wound! Come back and fight!'...

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Titus 27.06.16 1:58pm
Sinnick
English refugees swarm over Hadrian's Wall seeking asylum

Millions of English immigrants are fleeing to Scotland in a bid to escape the tyrannical regime of Nigel Farage – AKA The Butcher of Brexit., The mass exodus has become so serious that First...

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Wrexfan 27.06.16 12:19pm
Wrexfan
Pope apologises to everyone except choirboys 0
Oxbridge 27.06.16 12:11pm
Oxbridge
Kinnocks forced to reconsider second home extension plans

Left-wing firebrand Baron Kinnock of Bedwellty has told builders that work on their Tredagor holiday home may have to go on hold while they sort out their finances., The former Labour party leader...

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Gerontius 27.06.16 11:45am
Titus
Creating an undemocratic superstate was the intelligent option say trustafarians 0
Dun Dunkin 27.06.16 11:18am
Dun Dunkin
Petition to rerun referendum now contains 95 million signatures.

More signatures soon...

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Tammy Flugh 27.06.16 10:17am
Tammy Flugh
Cameron delegates Brexit negotiations to Chilcot

More not very soon at all...

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Oxbridge 27.06.16 10:11am
Oxbridge
1939: Hitler puzzled why people still moaning on Monday about Friday's invasion 0
cinquecento 27.06.16 9:42am
cinquecento
EU admits light aircraft safety regulations were "too effective". More soon. 2
Al OPecia 27.06.16 8:02am
Titus
'Uncertainty Is Hugely Damaging, So We Need Another Referendum.' You WHAT? Dur!

More confused thinking soon ...

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Titus 27.06.16 7:58am
Titus
Brexit May Create 'Almost As Much Chaos & Disaster As The Millenium Bug' 1
Titus 27.06.16 7:54am
Sinnick
New Corbyn team includes fat kid with asthma and an excused games note 0
cinquecento 27.06.16 7:54am
cinquecento
Dyson launches range of complete leadership vacuums 2
cinquecento 27.06.16 7:50am
deceangli
Man who ‘hinted’ at retirement shocked to receive leaving gift from European HQ

“I haven’t actually resigned or anything”, said the man. “I just said that I’d been thinking of taking my life in a different direction. To be honest, it was mostly the drink talking....

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deceangli 27.06.16 7:49am
deceangli
Johnson, Gove and Farage: "It was only a protest, we didn't expect to win."

More soon ...

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Opinion Poll 27.06.16 7:33am
Opinion Poll