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CO2 shortage forces World Cup landlords into tailpiping Audis to lager pumps 0
DavidH 20.06.18 4:03pm
DavidH
Gyms to go vat-free but tax 20% for wearing lycra 0
DavidH 20.06.18 4:03pm
DavidH
Woman who was "upskirted" furious that someone "has a photo of my Chope"

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apepper 20.06.18 3:57pm
apepper
Back up Your brain but not now! - 23678

Scientists who are intellectually challenged, announced an important step forward today, this being that in 2 decades from now, when the vast majority of us, will be in wooden overcoats, we will be...

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Kazytc 20.06.18 1:13pm
bonjonelson
Governments Seeks To Ban Knife-Edge Votes On Safety Grounds 0
Titus 20.06.18 1:02pm
Titus
Gosport Hospital To Be Re-Named Shipman Memorial Hospital

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Titus 20.06.18 12:55pm
Titus
Sugar in line for Question Time chair 0
tamoshanter 20.06.18 12:33pm
tamoshanter
House of Lords moving to Gosport during renovation 0
tamoshanter 20.06.18 12:32pm
tamoshanter
Canada's national flag now more appropriate than ever. 4
ron cawleyoni 20.06.18 12:04pm
Titus
Canadian government in sponorship talks for new national flag with Adidas. 0
ron cawleyoni 20.06.18 11:31am
ron cawleyoni
EU (Withdrawal) Bill 2: Back with a Grievance 0
Paul L 20.06.18 9:01am
Paul L
Heathrow: Labour To Vote Against Invention Of The Aeroplane

More prosperity for "a new Britain forged in the white heat of this scientific revolution" soon ...

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Titus 20.06.18 7:55am
Titus
Morphine To Be Banned To Avoid Risk Of Increased Heroin Use 0
Titus 20.06.18 7:41am
Titus
Ant has affair with Queen 0
farmer giles 20.06.18 7:29am
farmer giles
Gareth Southgate ‘honoured’ that Southgate tube station is named after him 0
farmer giles 20.06.18 7:29am
farmer giles
Ministers approve recreational cannibalism

Kentucky Fried Humans made from homeless people sold out within minutes...

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farmer giles 20.06.18 7:28am
farmer giles
Public demands 30 minutes’ slience during PMQs 0
farmer giles 20.06.18 7:26am
farmer giles
Bercow in line for Question Time chair 1
tamoshanter 20.06.18 7:25am
farmer giles
BBC deny confusion as Tim Vine takes over Question Time

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apepper 20.06.18 7:23am
apepper
World domination plans in disarray as evil mastermind elects to ‘work from home’

Employees of sinister underworld organisation SNARK, have today branded their sociopathic overlord's decision to work from home – rather than their labyrinthine volcanic lair in the Indian Ocean...

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Skylarking 20.06.18 7:21am
Titus
Making Trains Run On Time Would Be Nasty & Fascist Say Northern Rail 0
Titus 20.06.18 6:55am
Titus
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aigeoy 20.06.18 6:31am
aigeoy
Parsons in line for Question Time chair 2
tamoshanter 20.06.18 6:26am
Badger Nadgers
Trump increases CO2 emissions to save shitty US beer shortage

More panic buying later...

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Badger Nadgers 20.06.18 6:15am
Badger Nadgers
Parliament canteen to serve PC food, because rissoles.

After the revelation that that House of Commons restaurant had re-branded Spotted Dick ‘Spotted Richard’ so as not to embarrass MPs, further examples have come to light leading to demands for an...

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Squudge 20.06.18 6:11am
Lord Voldemort
Female MPs fail to reject Member's Private's bill 0
antharrison 20.06.18 1:45am
antharrison
Trump's policy on illegal immigrants changes after he employs The Pied Piper. 0
dominic_mcg 19.06.18 9:53pm
dominic_mcg
Theresa May to fund £20 billion for the NHS by raffling her old pants. 0
dominic_mcg 19.06.18 9:50pm
dominic_mcg
Parent changes question from 'Do you want a smack?' to 'Do you want some smack?' 0
Smart Alex 19.06.18 4:50pm
Smart Alex
NHS To Treat Gambling Addiction - Will Soon Get Better (Probably Several) 4
Titus 19.06.18 4:08pm
Titus