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Man still waiting to be blessed nine minutes after sneeze

Shipping clerk Darren Fry, 32, continued to be in a state of mild anxiety today following a sneeze after which he didn't receive the customary blessing from co-workers. Despite knowing that the...

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Bravenewmalden 19.04.18 5:16pm
Crayon
Couple agree on movie they will watch this evening. More to follow 0
kabirgaryali 19.04.18 4:15pm
kabirgaryali
Rare Breeds Survival Trust adds honest tories to its endangered list. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 19.04.18 4:06pm
dominic_mcg
Current heat wave generated by Amber Rudd to aclimatise Windrush generation. 0
dominic_mcg 19.04.18 3:33pm
dominic_mcg
Rich old lady tries to influence employer to get her inept son a job. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 19.04.18 2:42pm
dominic_mcg
Q-Tips skipped 0
Dick Everyman 19.04.18 2:23pm
Dick Everyman
Britain on high alert as Putin threatens to push Winton death out of headlines 0
sydalg 19.04.18 1:17pm
sydalg
Tragic Dale Winton "feared tan would get him deported to Caribbean" 0
sydalg 19.04.18 1:11pm
sydalg
Pets who can't prove they were born in the UK to be sent to Jurassic World. 0
dominic_mcg 19.04.18 11:54am
dominic_mcg
Plastic straw ban ‘Public will just have to suck it up’ says Gove 1
Chipchase 19.04.18 11:42am
dominic_mcg
Gove: Straw Man. 4
ron cawleyoni 19.04.18 11:05am
Chipchase
Mel accuses Trump of 'divide and rule' talks with Kim 1
cinquecento 19.04.18 10:16am
Crayon
LEFT ALERT: Achieve Inner Peace by Practicing Bloody-Mindedness.

Becoming more aware of where you are and what you’re doing, by becoming overly reactive to the fuckwits surrounding you. Bloody-Mindedness is a natural quality that we all have. It’s available...

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Al OPecia 19.04.18 10:07am
Chipchase
Cotton bud ban means aquatic wildlife will have no way to clean their ears. 1
dominic_mcg 19.04.18 9:38am
sockpuppet
In preparation for summit Kim Jong-un and Trump told, Don't mention his hair. 0
dominic_mcg 19.04.18 9:34am
dominic_mcg
Trump makes bid for "Bring on the Wall!" catch phrase after Winton's death.

Well, they're both orange....

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NotNowCato 19.04.18 8:59am
NotNowCato
Dale Winton's funeral in chaos as mourners go wild in the aisles. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 19.04.18 8:54am
dominic_mcg
Auric Goldfinger appointed adviser for troubled Southwest Airlines 1
NotNowCato 19.04.18 8:51am
dominic_mcg
Southwest Airline to seat fattest passengers by window as safety measure 1
cinquecento 19.04.18 8:42am
sockpuppet
Supermarkets to introduce contactless card payments only - no change there then 0
NotNowCato 19.04.18 8:38am
NotNowCato
Cash-strapped netball fans ‘can still watch through school fence’ 0
cinquecento 19.04.18 7:27am
cinquecento
Prince Philip accused of gong out on a limb - not for the first time 0
sockpuppet 19.04.18 6:59am
sockpuppet
Dale Winton a True le...A man who cha...some people thought he was good. 0
ron cawleyoni 19.04.18 6:55am
ron cawleyoni
Unexpected item in bagging area as Dale Winton spotted in Tesco's Heaven branch 0
Chipchase 19.04.18 6:24am
Chipchase
Progress in Middle East as Jews and Palestinians agree Mrs Brown's Boys is crap

Diplomats have succeeded in forging a bond between the two warring sides in the Middle East conflict by inviting them to watch a series of the inexplicably popular comedy together. Both sides agree...

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sydalg 19.04.18 6:12am
sydalg
Government appoints inspector of faith schools, Father Ofted 0
sydalg 19.04.18 6:01am
sydalg
Musical 'The Assassination of Katie Hopkins' something to sing about say critics 0
Dick Everyman 19.04.18 5:53am
Dick Everyman
Rees-Mogg and other top Tories are Wodehouse refugees - undercover investigation

The political future of Jacob Rees-Mogg is today in the balance, following damning revelations that he has been living a double life for the past twenty years and that he is not in fact who he has...

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Chipchase 19.04.18 5:35am
sydalg
Campaign for Real Ale warns of "rivers of Bud" 0
Crayon 19.04.18 3:13am
Crayon
Runescape Invention - Dead or Alive?

You've got to begin with lots of of gold, keep killing enemies to make points, and you must keep track on all for regions of the training. The sector is important in the current climate. There is...

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gaosuo1234 19.04.18 3:01am
gaosuo1234