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Jeep breakdown at Fidel's funeral cortege resolved by Castro GTX 0
Adrian Bamforth 05.12.16 8:39pm
Adrian Bamforth
Adam Johnson accused of plagiarism. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 05.12.16 8:20pm
dominic_mcg
MP injured at holiday home

Jacob Rees-Mogg, the Member of Parliament for West Snooty, has been injured in a chip pan fire at his mobile home in Rhyl, North Wales. Mr Rees-Mogg, 57, was cooking dinner at the Sandy View...

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immacagain 05.12.16 7:02pm
UniversalExile
Lapland bans UK migrants "because they're all murderers".

. maybe this is too soon...

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Sir Lupus 05.12.16 6:56pm
cinquecento
Five yobs die in racecourse brawl. 'They're offed,' yell onlookers 0
Renrag 05.12.16 6:32pm
Renrag
Britain May Pay £349,999,999.99 Per Week For Access To European Market 2
Titus 05.12.16 6:32pm
Ref Minor
Thames Water does it again!

It is the time of the year with winter festivities at our door steps, when Thames Water executives are discussing their annual bonuses running into hundreds of thousands, whilst patting themselves on...

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Eagleye 05.12.16 6:30pm
ramblesid
New EU Directive Will Ban Referendums Says Un-Named Faceless Spokesman 1
Titus 05.12.16 6:07pm
ramblesid
Man's self-esteem at all time low after suffering no abuse whatsoever as a child

Tim, 51, sits in his armchair blank-faced, staring bleakly into the distance. His living room is full of framed photographs turned face down. Photographs he cannot bear to see. Photographs that...

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cinquecento 05.12.16 5:46pm
Titus
Man’s jaw still intact as 80s actress looks pretty much as expected

A delivery man is today thanking his lucky Hollywood stars as his jaw failed to detach itself from the rest of his skull, exit his skin, and drop to the ground - despite having seen how a famous 80s...

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UniversalExile 05.12.16 3:17pm
UniversalExile
Neighborhood Women Protest Indoors

Satire Assignment for English Class Neighborhood Women Protest Indoors   Women have been underestimated and thought of as inferior to the male gender for centuries (Sexism in society - Past,...

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Gingrasske 05.12.16 2:54pm
Sinnick
Haitians moved by the plight of the people of Islington

The people of Haiti have described themselves as "touched" and "moved" by the appalling scenes beamed to their TV screens from disaster-hit Islington. The prosperous area of north London, which...

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YaBasta 05.12.16 2:38pm
Titus
Panto Actor's Panic As On-Stage Proposal Rejected GF But Accepted By Dame

http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/panto-girl-says-oh-yes-8258552...

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Titus 05.12.16 2:37pm
Titus
Shelfstacker sues Wolverhampton Secondary Modern for loss of earnings

Alan Smith, a shelf stacker for ASDA in Wolverhampton is suing his old school for 'failing to ensure I got a C or above in English or sumfing' in his GCSEs back in 2001. 'If I'd got better grades I...

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throngsman 05.12.16 2:14pm
throngsman
Bus Shelters To Be 'More Comfortable' To Combat Reduction In Teenage Pregnancies

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Titus 05.12.16 1:53pm
Titus
'Isn't Taiwan the capital of China?' asks Trump 3
immacagain 05.12.16 1:46pm
ramblesid
Pope not Santa

The Vatican has been forced into an embarrassing confession that Pope Francis has been fraudulently passing himself off as an arbitrator of good and bad behaviour, while gorging on turkey-stuffing...

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Wrenfoe 05.12.16 12:58pm
Wrenfoe
Twitter awarded US Embassy administration role

In the run up to the new Republican Presidency the US Diplomatic Service has confirmed that all the ambassadors will be recalled to the United States and issued with smart phones and dedicated...

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throngsman 05.12.16 11:07am
throngsman
Donald Chump Practises Tweeting 'China I Hv Prsd The Button U R Well Dead LOL'

After that, no more later ...

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Titus 05.12.16 7:15am
Titus
The Devil and Santa Claus sign joint letter to The Times

Top People in Britain were intrigued this morning when they opened their Times to find a letter from the Devil (commonly known as Old Nick) and Father Christmas (aka Saint Nick) stating ’Neither...

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Renrag 05.12.16 1:16am
Renrag
PM admits results of Hump Referendum 'disappointing'

The Prime Minister has admitted that the results of last week's Hump Referendum have 'settled nothing' and are 'most disappointing'. The referendum, which asked voters if they would have the hump...

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immacagain 04.12.16 11:39pm
immacagain
Tories warned that destroying country "might be unpopular"

A group of MPs have come to the conclusion that driving the economy into a nosedive might possibly alienate some of the electorate. "We were as surprised as anyone after looking at the evidence, but...

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apepper 04.12.16 10:52pm
immacagain
China furious as Taiwan wins contract to build Mexican wall. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 04.12.16 10:34pm
Titus
Uncertainty As To Whether Or Not Labour Is Having A Debate About Its EU Policy 0
Titus 04.12.16 10:25pm
Titus
Hofer demands new election

The last one didn't go his way so he wants another one, and this time bloody Farage isn't allowed to say anything to put him off his stroke. Hell, doesn't Andy Murray ask the audience to be quiet...

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Prime Mover 04.12.16 9:57pm
Prime Mover
Sue Trump denies nepotism charge 0
throngsman 04.12.16 8:21pm
throngsman
All Shows Except Saturday Night Live To Sue Trump For Failing To Criticise Them

Hat tip to Squudge: http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=106457...

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Titus 04.12.16 8:15pm
Titus
Constitution to be amended for sake of Democracy

In order to ensure that the Will of the People rules supreme, the Government is to suspend all elections until after Article 50 has been enacted in its fullness, on the grounds that many more adverse...

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Prime Mover 04.12.16 6:46pm
Prime Mover
Excluding virgins from public parks won't be a problem says Mayor of Ipswich 1
Underconstruction 04.12.16 6:37pm
Titus
Bellen beats bellend 0
Major Tom 04.12.16 4:47pm
Major Tom