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Man in stripy shirt, mask and SWAG bag turns out to be burglar. MI5 baffled. 0
cinquecento 24.03.17 9:36am
cinquecento
Claim that dinosaurs originated in Britain fails to surprise Shadow Cabinet 1
cinquecento 24.03.17 9:28am
Titus
Terrorist's car impounded amid suggestions that Congestion Charge was not paid 7
PeterB 24.03.17 9:26am
Titus
Britain 'Will Not Be Punished'

Jean-Claude Juncker, Luxembourgish President of the European Commission, has decreed that Britain will not face a custodial sentence or even a fine for announcing its intention of leaving the...

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Titus 24.03.17 9:11am
Titus
Dismay as clouds that look like uncle Albert still not officially recognised 5
throngsman 24.03.17 8:55am
deceangli
McGuinness coffin interred. IRA claim responsibility for planting it. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 24.03.17 8:28am
Wrenfoe
Westminster Bubble repairs almost completed 1
beckfordburger 24.03.17 8:26am
Wrenfoe
Birmingham Trading Standards announce recall of Jihadist sat-navs.

Hat tip PeterB/Titus, More soon...

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MADJEZ 24.03.17 8:17am
Titus
Sushi bars condemned as 'hotbeds of Wasabism' 1
cinquecento 24.03.17 8:17am
Wrenfoe
Trump urges May to "build wall between UK and Kent" 2
Gary Baldy 24.03.17 8:16am
Wrenfoe
Preventive Measures of Type 1 Diabetes

Diabetes is a serious medical [url=http://teslacodesecretsreviews.com]Tesla Code Secrets[/url] condition in which the body is unable to breakdown food into glucose (blood sugar). Insulin assists in...

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adam2525 24.03.17 5:59am
adam2525
Plans to defeat ISIS include projecting national flags on to prominent landmarks 1
Smart Alex 23.03.17 11:13pm
FlashArry
Islamic State claims responsibility for The Phantom Menace 3
Iroquois Pliskin 23.03.17 10:24pm
deceangli
Sesame Street introduces ‘orange faced muppet’

Having tackled the stigma of autism with the character of Julia, Sesame Workshop has decided to raise awareness of what it is like to be a President ‘no one likes’. The character of ‘Trumpy’...

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Wrenfoe 23.03.17 10:09pm
Al OPecia
Police say man who drove over speed gun was on their radar 0
harrypalmer 23.03.17 5:54pm
harrypalmer
Boffins calculate that a millipicture paints one word

Doffs cap to Titus...

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Smart Alex 23.03.17 5:33pm
Smart Alex
Politicians from Northern Ireland and beyond condemn " amateurish" attack

Maybe more soon if I get round to it...

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Sir Lupus 23.03.17 5:01pm
Gary Baldy
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Al OPecia 23.03.17 4:58pm
beau-jolly
Sir Bruce in intesive care, as surgeons search for a funny bone in his body 7
silly billy scotland 23.03.17 4:55pm
HennyLyn
Ribald

is a funny word...

0
Jeff Glovsky 23.03.17 4:36pm
Jeff Glovsky
Belgian Police Arrive in London to Solve Terrorism 0
Jeff Glovsky 23.03.17 4:33pm
Jeff Glovsky
Derby man confirms himself SAFE from civil war in Yemen 1
jonessgl 23.03.17 4:13pm
beau-jolly
Lump of plasticene found outside No 10. Advisors not sure what to make of it. 8
NotNowCato 23.03.17 4:13pm
Titus
UKIP ‘not surprised’ that first dinosaurs were British

UKIP has welcomed the discovery that all the proper dinosaurs were British. Cambridge scientist Matthew Baron used some words which featured ‘Britain’ and ‘early dinosaurs’ in Nature, and the...

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deceangli 23.03.17 3:34pm
Titus
Nude Cyclists Recruited to Horrify Terrorists 0
Jeff Glovsky 23.03.17 3:11pm
Jeff Glovsky
Nothing Funny Today.

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Jeff Glovsky 23.03.17 3:03pm
Titus
London terrorist inspired by so-called "Martin McGuiness" 0
Gary Baldy 23.03.17 2:54pm
Gary Baldy
Nation celebrates ‘Motherf$ckers day’

Ranging from Chuck Norris and ending with Oedipus many of us are ‘tough mother$ckers’, while others love their Mum just a bit too much. Whatever your predilection, this Sunday remembers those of...

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Wrenfoe 23.03.17 2:38pm
Titus
Desperate Daesh Tries To Claim Credit For Lone Loony Loser

More of the sad, mad, deluded twats later unfortunately ...

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Titus 23.03.17 2:34pm
Titus
Wrong room again... 0
Dick Everyman 23.03.17 1:29pm
Dick Everyman