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Writers and campaigners look like tits 0
Bigglesworth 3 days

Not Suitable for Not Working https://twitter.com/TheSunNewspaper/status/558031936653111296...

Sir John Chilcot’s mum sends sick note to teacher 1
beckfordburger 3 days

dear miss please excuse john for not handing in his homework on time as he was ill signed my mum...

New cigarette law 'worked out on the back of a fag packet' say critics 0
throngsman 3 days
National Television Awards cancelled: nothing worth recognizing 0
Renrag 3 days
Pointless Divinities 1
Crayon 3 days

Pointless Divinities [i]Intro music and audience applause.[/i] Alexander: "Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong, and an almighty welcome to this special celebri-deity edition...

World leaders reveal fave tracks on Desert Island Discs 0
farmer giles 3 days

It has been leaked that, in an amazing coincidence, the top 5 World leaders all included ‘I’m So Bored With The USA’ by popular pub band combo The Clash amongst their eight favourite tunes of...

Blair claims "Chilcott could be ready to be published in 45 minutes". More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 days
Child who failed to turn up at vegan birthday party sent invoice for 15p. 0
Al OPecia 3 days

Hat tips to all in the other room...

Direct Line to offer new "Dead Nigger Storage" service 0
Eighth Of Seven 3 days

Following the outstanding success of recent Direct Line insurance adverts featuring, Harvey Keitel reprising his role as Winston Wolf, the "cleaner", from Quentin Tarantino's 1994 movie Pulp...

Security Chiefs confirm that Goths getting in the way of terrorist investigation 1
hardev 3 days

Home Secretary Theresa May has published a new report that is effectively “damning Goths worldwide on our ability on fighting the war against terror!” The Right Honourable MP was addressing the...

Unprecedented demand...... 2
Trini 3 days

Satirical mag4zines arriv3 la8 & with substitoot l3tt3rs, type-setters cite "unprecedented demand" for the phrase unprecedented demand, More Soon...

Obama Shocked Capitalism Flows All the Money to a Few 0
Dun Dunkin 3 days

"Its almost as bad as the game monopoly"...

Chilcot confirms 'whitewash delay'. 0
andyiong 3 days

Sir John Chilcot has today confirmed that the enquiry into the Iraq war will have to be delayed until after the election, in order to ensure the 'appropriate whitewash is completed'. Defending his...

'The Dog Ate My Homework' Chilcot Tells Parliament 0
Titus 3 days
Blair Says Report Under Him Would Have Been Published Ages Ago 0
Dun Dunkin 3 days

"Look I went to war after 5 days so why a report about an open and shut case takes 5 years baffles me. Anyone would think the war had been a failure. The lesson is we should have gone into Iran,...

Survey reveals that number of Leprosy sufferers are dropping off 1
Iamstillthestig 3 days
Blair gets new map of world tattoo locating weapons of mass destruction 2
Loundshay 4 days

no more soon...

"Tit's and Ass" edition of Twitching and Donkey Spotters monthly taken off sale 0
Iamstillthestig 4 days
"Iraq War report was definitely in my bag this morning.." protests Chilcot 0
Iroquois Pliskin 4 days
Bristol city bans the currant bun. 2
Crayon 4 days

Bristol city has finally bowed to pressure from cockney rhyming feminists everywhere and banned the selling of the popular, but sexist, currant bun. The city's bakers have been told that tempting...

Butler-Sloss says Sir John Chilcot proves 'Establishment' credentials essential. 0
Crayon 4 days

"You see, we can't have just any old riff-raff soding around with inquiries" said the Baroness while soding around guest editing the Today programme...

Cuadrilla to be told to "Frack Off" 0
cinnahmon 4 days
Man Utd to pay $200m for Japanese hostages 2
madshorty 4 days

Manchester United have agreed a price with the Islamic State over the release of two Japanese captives. This unlikely double swoop comes after the Japanese Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe, failed to...

"On Wednesdays we wear pink" say ISIS in bid to attract more westerners 0
sdritchie 4 days

ISIS have posted a publicity shot based on the film "Mean Girls" in their latest recruitment drive., Aimed at twenty-somethings in the west who are tired of the daily grind of life in the big city...

Chilcot sexed down while Page 3 has gone tits up 0
Robert Koch 4 days

or is it the other way round ed?...

Chilcot inquiry delayed until after Wimbledon 0
harrypalmer 4 days

Sir John Chilcot has written to Prime Minster David Cameron to confirm that the findings of his inquiry into the Iraq war will not be published until at least after this year’s Wimbledon. In the...

Chilcot urged to 'pull an all nighter' to publish Report before General Election 0
custard cream 4 days
Inquiry Demanded Into Reason For Delay In Releasing Chilcot Inquiry 1
Titus 4 days

Shares in [i]Recursive-Inquiries-R-Us.plc[/i] soar...

Enquiry into secretly gay MP's deferred again and may never come out. 0
Thundi 4 days
Inquiry finds Gareth Chilcott looks like Mr Potato Head 0
farmer giles 4 days