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Joan Arma to cease trading.

More later...

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virtuallywill 10.02.16 3:32pm
virtuallywill
‘Old’ Hampshire votes for Pitt the Elder‏

In surprise twist to the Presidential primaries, voters from Basingstoke to Gosport have resoundingly thrown their support behind the 1st Earl of Chatham. Despite Pitt being absent from frontline...

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Wrenfoe 10.02.16 3:26pm
sydalg
Government introduces minimum height requirement to overcome teacher shortage 0
StanleyMizaru 10.02.16 2:55pm
StanleyMizaru
Cubist exhibition to be sponsored by Oxo 0
sydalg 10.02.16 2:53pm
sydalg
Greece Offers To Bail Out Deutsche Bank

The concern recently expressed over alleged potential liquidity problems facing the German bank changed to panic when it was revealed last night that Greece had offered to assist the troubled...

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Titus 10.02.16 6:18pm
Titus
Brexit 'Will Cause Cancer' (Cameron) / 'Will Cure All Known Diseases' (Express)

More well-informed, intelligent debate soon ...

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Titus 10.02.16 2:22pm
Titus
US Primaries: Americans Face Choice Equivalent To 'Corbyn or Farage?' 1
Titus 11.02.16 10:13pm
Titus
Storm Threatens To Return, 'Stronger Than You Can Possibly Imogen' 0
Titus 10.02.16 2:10pm
Titus
Transatlantic flight times increased to accommodate longer movies 0
Des and Stan 10.02.16 12:44pm
Des and Stan
'Shit actors' bemoan lack of representation at Oscars

Steven Segal, Dolph Lundgren, Stephen Baldwin, Hayden Christensen and Madonna are all boycotting this years Oscar ceremony, in a stance that shit actors and actresses are under represented in this...

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simonjmr 10.02.16 12:18pm
simonjmr
Alien invasion of earth a success due to strike action by the Doctor 1
simonjmr 10.02.16 2:20pm
Titus
Oscar Winners to Have Mouths Taped

In a desperate bid to keep the 88th Academy Awards from overrunning, organisers have announced that in conjunction with their "thank yous" scrolling along the bottom of the screen, all Oscar winners...

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james_doc 10.02.16 11:17am
james_doc
Doctors prescribe themselves more money 1
Dun Dunkin 10.02.16 9:54pm
nickb
'Horses evolving emotions faster than Tories' say experts

Scientists at the University of Sussex say domestic animals such as dogs and horses are evolving emotions at a faster rate than people who identify as Tory., Research shows that animals are able to...

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Gerontius 10.02.16 2:59pm
Titus
Republicans to give up Trump for Lent

After millions gorged themselves silly on pancakes on Shrove Tuesday to use up the sinful ingredients they are giving up for Lent, there is some hope the Republicans are giving up voting for Donald...

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StanleyMizaru 10.02.16 9:20am
StanleyMizaru
Youtube of The Year shows amazing moment missile blows up a maggot that was.....

Footage of a guided missile, that exposes hundreds of dead rats, which turn out to be infested by maggots, has won the coveted Youtube video of the Year Award (horror category). It narrowly beat the...

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ronseal 10.02.16 8:15am
ronseal
Aspiring Evil Villain To Buy Irish Cold War Bunker

February 9th, 2016, Ballymena, NORTHERN IRELAND- Professor Cyrus Blackthorne, a self-described psychotic misanthrope and avid Hello Kitty memorabilia collector, has made it known that he plans to...

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Takos1021 10.02.16 10:26am
throngsman
Age UK to clarify that energy prices include a substantial donation.

More mis-selling soon...

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deskpilot3 09.02.16 11:04pm
deskpilot3
The Jump merges with 24 Hours in A&E 2
Dick Everyman 10.02.16 9:22am
Dick Everyman
Man on fire at Kensington Palace victim of candle in the wind. 1
MADJEZ 09.02.16 10:59pm
Dick Everyman
Kim Sears declares this one is definitly...'out!' 1
irreverendJ 09.02.16 11:02pm
Dick Everyman
Academy of Motion Picture Arts considered Stallone boycott. 1
deskpilot3 09.02.16 11:03pm
Dick Everyman
Jeremy Hunt unable to get an appointment to talk to Junior Doctors. 0
deskpilot3 09.02.16 8:33pm
deskpilot3
Footbal fans buy kit then burn it saying it's too expensive 0
Dun Dunkin 09.02.16 8:17pm
Dun Dunkin
Channel 4 show The Jump to be renamed The Slide 2
Adrian Bamforth 10.02.16 1:51pm
Landfill
North Korea edging upwards towards Trump on the Thermometer of Barking Madness. 0
Al OPecia 09.02.16 5:51pm
Al OPecia
Gigantic sperm found on Wales beach 0
farmer giles 09.02.16 5:29pm
farmer giles
C4 to conduct review into The Jump "because it's shit"

Hopefully no more soon...

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johnnydobbo 09.02.16 2:47pm
johnnydobbo
Coffee worker wins dyslexia case. Says "Thank God, I was sick of chardonnay" 0
NotNowCato 09.02.16 1:43pm
NotNowCato
Newsreaders instructed to scowl and spit after mentioning ‘so called’ ISIS

In a bid to step up faltering support for their policies in Syria, the Government has instructed news organisations that all broadcasters must spit and sneer whenever ‘so called’ ISIS, Islamic...

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Stan and Des 10.02.16 8:18am
Stan and Des