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Turkey arrests chickens in coup 0
Dun Dunkin 20.07.16 7:00am
Dun Dunkin
Trump calls for more terrorist outrages to boost his presidential chances 1
Caiaphas 20.07.16 2:16am
Opinion Poll
Trump diagnosed with skin cancer. A cute Melanomia. 0
Maverick 19.07.16 7:27pm
North Korea calls Mary Rose restoration 'act of aggression' 3
Adrian Bamforth 19.07.16 6:50pm
Hot weather "Europe's fault". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 19.07.16 6:39pm
Al OPecia
Turkey arrests street cleaners in purge 0
Dun Dunkin 19.07.16 6:15pm
Dun Dunkin
Melania Trump now channelling local minicab firm

Melania Trump, once assumed to be a dead-eyed former model who had agreed to close her eyes, open her legs and think about something else in return for a life of wealth and privilege, has been...

YaBasta 19.07.16 6:11pm
First test in politics: how to repeatedly say the same thing in different words

Oops! The Trump woman failed...

Renrag 19.07.16 6:07pm
Boris to teach the fuzzy wuzzies wiff waff

Theresa May has taken the bold decision to appoint Colonel Blimp’s pre-cum to the post of Foreign Secretary, elevating Mr. Johnson to a place where ‘he can do some actual harm’. Flattered by...

Wrenfoe 19.07.16 6:05pm
Melania Trump honoured to be the first African American First Lady. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 19.07.16 5:08pm
Erdogan promises traitors will have fair trial before being executed 0
Smart Alex 19.07.16 4:59pm
Smart Alex
The Eagle has crash landed... 0
Rootin Tootin 19.07.16 4:30pm
Rootin Tootin
Brexit trio ready for Young Ones update

Sources have confirmed that the BBC are preparing to film a new six part sit-com based on the antics of three Brexit Tory ministers who are forced to share a house together with hilarious...

andyiong 19.07.16 4:27pm
'A good day to bury bad newsmen' says Erdogan aide 1
cinquecento 19.07.16 3:47pm
Global warming 'set to peak tonight' say Climate Change deniers 0
throngsman 19.07.16 3:39pm
Iraq prepares to invade Britain to disarm weapons of mass destruction 0
Jodster 19.07.16 2:47pm
Melania Trump writes long novel set in 19th century Russia - Peace and War 0
Wrexfan 19.07.16 11:56am
Worrall Thompson escapes from animal testing laboratory

Diminutive cookist Antony Worrall Thompson has broken out of containment at Hungtindon Life Sciences and is currently at at large, latest reports suggest. Thompson, known to the public as 'Red...

Iroquois Pliskin 19.07.16 11:20am
Office weather banter due to reach peak banality this afternoon

Forecasters are warning that annoying weather-talk will reach a new high this afternoon at around 3pm. Office bores and bosses without imagination are due to mention the heat and refer to their...

Lloydie 19.07.16 11:18am
UK nuclear deterent on its way to Home Counties?

Tory voters in the south-east say the SNP can no longer be trusted with Britain’s nuclear deterent and that Trident should be relocated to somewhere safe in the Home Counties where it would be...

Gerontius 19.07.16 10:10am
Southern Rail to hire Afghan axe-man from Wurzburg as timetable consultant 0
cinquecento 19.07.16 8:12am
Osborne to star in new reality TV show – Georgie's Shore

After being booted out of Downing Street by Theresa May's kitten heels, George Osborne is now taking up an offer to start a career in reality television., The series Georgie's Shore will see Mr...

Wrexfan 19.07.16 8:01am
If you haven't buried all your bad news by now, you shouldn't be in PR 0
ronseal 19.07.16 6:07am
RS 2007 Advice That You Need To Know

Ready to game? Food at hand? Water bottle full? New game in the console? Friends armed with controllers? Are you online and ready to start gaming with people from all over the world? Go no further!...

Mmotankcom 19.07.16 5:51am
Salad 'to be washed before throwing away', say blokes 1
Iroquois Pliskin 18.07.16 10:53pm
Westminster Today: "Three cheers for weapons of mass destruction" 0
Jodster 18.07.16 9:46pm
Government proposes alternative to submarine renewal

In an unexpected turn of events, Defence Secretary Michael Fallon has announced that it is no longer necessary to replace the four submarines that carry Trident nuclear missiles after a...

GrahamB 18.07.16 9:42pm
Teresa May reveals she can't wait to push the nuclear button. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 18.07.16 9:37pm
Corbyn slams cost of Steradent 0
cinquecento 18.07.16 9:36pm
Trident to be replaced with regular fork 2
Lloydie 18.07.16 9:20pm