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I'll grant you a pardon, come and see me in the Rose Garden... 0
Dick Everyman 22.07.17 9:12pm
Dick Everyman
Boots' Reputation Restored After It Admits It Was Simply Profiteering 0
Titus 22.07.17 8:47pm
Titus
LibDems to replace Vince Cable with Vince High-Speed Broadband 3
Smart Alex 22.07.17 8:43pm
Titus
White House confirms polite way to deal with Trumps is to say 'pardon'

Hat tip to Beau Jolly, who should have written this in this bloody room...

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throngsman 22.07.17 8:08pm
Crayon
Trump - pardon me. 0
Idiot 22.07.17 7:53pm
Idiot
Boots shares given the 'mourning after' pill by traders 0
throngsman 22.07.17 7:34pm
throngsman
Murray seeks exemption from drone registration 0
tamoshanter 22.07.17 6:23pm
tamoshanter
Boots asks customers to come in the back door 0
Crayon 22.07.17 3:45pm
Crayon
Boots asks customers not to come inside 0
Crayon 22.07.17 3:43pm
Crayon
Test card girl paid less than male clown toy. 9
JETFAB 22.07.17 3:05pm
Al OPecia
Boots apologises "for over-charging slags". More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 22.07.17 2:48pm
dominic_mcg
Japan's First Lady confirms 'of course I speak bloody English'

Akie Abe, Japan's First Lady, has spoken out against President Trump's assertion that she speaks 'no English, zero.' 'I was educated at the English school in Japan - what do you think the teachers...

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throngsman 22.07.17 2:38pm
Prime Mover
Caffè Nero apologises for its accent

and for a surfeit of the letter 'f'...

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Smart Alex 22.07.17 2:25pm
Smart Alex
BBC saves millions since news-gathering outsourced to anyone with a twitter feed 0
maxine jones 22.07.17 2:04pm
maxine jones
Boots apologises the morning after. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 22.07.17 1:50pm
DavidH
Daddy,why are there 120,450 homeless children in temporary housing accommodation

Shut up son.just keep smiling, https://goo.gl/images/pdXxPK...

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Gerontius 22.07.17 1:08pm
cinquecento
Corbyn urges government to ban First Class degrees 0
cinquecento 22.07.17 1:06pm
cinquecento
LGBT groups outraged by NHS homeopathy ban

.more soon...

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tamoshanter 22.07.17 12:30pm
beau-jolly
Boots redress sexist issue by discounting male morning-after pill 0
DavidH 22.07.17 11:26am
DavidH
Socialists distraught after discovering Chester Bennington not a Tory MP 0
sdritchie 22.07.17 10:04am
sdritchie
Pudsey just 'playing dead' says relieved owner 1
Underconstruction 22.07.17 9:45am
Mick Turate
First Class scrapped on trains for installation on replacement buses 0
DavidH 22.07.17 8:51am
DavidH
May denies covert Brexit sabotage strategy

Prime Minister Theresa May has denied deliberately appointing a team of incompetent ministers to negotiate Brexit in a covert strategy to sabotage the process, resulting in the UK remaining within...

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Hindari Banga 22.07.17 8:48am
Ruth Loose
Four year old boy has birthday 0
Smart Alex 22.07.17 7:53am
Smart Alex
US edges ahead in Brexit v White House Battle of the Fuckups

The resignation of comedy press secretary Sean Spicer has given the US a slight lead in the battle to determine which is the most shambolic political process of 2017. More soon. Inevitably...

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Bravenewmalden 22.07.17 7:39am
Gerontius
Randy Queen Bees Worried About Proposed Restrictions On Drones 0
Titus 22.07.17 7:35am
Titus
Puss-in-Boots: £30

More corporate moralising soon...

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Benvoleo 22.07.17 12:33am
Benvoleo
Women not to be trusted with their own fannies, says Boots

More fannying around soon...

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Benvoleo 22.07.17 12:06am
Benvoleo
Self-driving car gets first ticket for distracted driving

Cops allege it was playing chess against IBM computer...

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Renrag 21.07.17 10:58pm
Renrag
NHS trial new..'Bugs Bunny Whatsapp'.. for Doctors.

More daffy duckters soon...

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ron cawleyoni 21.07.17 9:59pm
ron cawleyoni