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Turkey arrests chickens in coup 0
20.07.16 7:00am Dun Dunkin
Trump calls for more terrorist outrages to boost his presidential chances 1
20.07.16 2:16am Opinion Poll
Trump diagnosed with skin cancer. A cute Melanomia. 0
19.07.16 7:27pm Maverick
North Korea calls Mary Rose restoration 'act of aggression' 3
19.07.16 6:50pm Ironduke
Hot weather "Europe's fault". More soon. 0
19.07.16 6:39pm Al OPecia
Turkey arrests street cleaners in purge 0
19.07.16 6:15pm Dun Dunkin
Melania Trump now channelling local minicab firm
Melania Trump, once assumed to be a dead-eyed former model who had agreed to close her eyes, open her legs and think about something else in return for a life of wealth and privilege, has been...
19.07.16 6:11pm Renrag
First test in politics: how to repeatedly say the same thing in different words
Oops! The Trump woman failed...
19.07.16 6:07pm Renrag
Boris to teach the fuzzy wuzzies wiff waff
Theresa May has taken the bold decision to appoint Colonel Blimp’s pre-cum to the post of Foreign Secretary, elevating Mr. Johnson to a place where ‘he can do some actual harm’. Flattered by...
19.07.16 6:05pm Caiaphas
Melania Trump honoured to be the first African American First Lady. More soon. 0
19.07.16 5:08pm dominic_mcg
Erdogan promises traitors will have fair trial before being executed 0
19.07.16 4:59pm Smart Alex
The Eagle has crash landed... 0
19.07.16 4:30pm Rootin Tootin
Brexit trio ready for Young Ones update
Sources have confirmed that the BBC are preparing to film a new six part sit-com based on the antics of three Brexit Tory ministers who are forced to share a house together with hilarious...
19.07.16 4:27pm nickb
'A good day to bury bad newsmen' says Erdogan aide 1
19.07.16 3:47pm cinquecento
Global warming 'set to peak tonight' say Climate Change deniers 0
19.07.16 3:39pm throngsman
Iraq prepares to invade Britain to disarm weapons of mass destruction 0
19.07.16 2:47pm Jodster
Melania Trump writes long novel set in 19th century Russia - Peace and War 0
19.07.16 11:56am Wrexfan
Worrall Thompson escapes from animal testing laboratory
Diminutive cookist Antony Worrall Thompson has broken out of containment at Hungtindon Life Sciences and is currently at at large, latest reports suggest.
Thompson, known to the public as 'Red...
19.07.16 11:20am chrisf
Office weather banter due to reach peak banality this afternoon
Forecasters are warning that annoying weather-talk will reach a new high this afternoon at around 3pm. Office bores and bosses without imagination are due to mention the heat and refer to their...
19.07.16 11:18am chrisf
UK nuclear deterent on its way to Home Counties?
Tory voters in the south-east say the SNP can no longer be trusted with Britain’s nuclear deterent and that Trident should be relocated to somewhere safe in the Home Counties where it would be...
19.07.16 10:10am Sinnick
Southern Rail to hire Afghan axe-man from Wurzburg as timetable consultant 0
19.07.16 8:12am cinquecento
Osborne to star in new reality TV show – Georgie's Shore
After being booted out of Downing Street by Theresa May's kitten heels, George Osborne is now taking up an offer to start a career in reality television.,
The series Georgie's Shore will see Mr...
19.07.16 8:01am Oxbridge
If you haven't buried all your bad news by now, you shouldn't be in PR 0
19.07.16 6:07am ronseal
RS 2007 Advice That You Need To Know
Ready to game? Food at hand? Water bottle full? New game in the console? Friends armed with controllers? Are you online and ready to start gaming with people from all over the world? Go no further!...
19.07.16 5:51am Mmotankcom
Salad 'to be washed before throwing away', say blokes - (Cooperative) 1
18.07.16 10:53pm chrisf
Westminster Today: "Three cheers for weapons of mass destruction" 0
18.07.16 9:46pm Jodster
Government proposes alternative to submarine renewal
In an unexpected turn of events, Defence Secretary Michael Fallon has announced that it is no longer necessary to replace the four submarines that carry Trident nuclear missiles after a...
18.07.16 9:42pm Titus
Teresa May reveals she can't wait to push the nuclear button. More soon. 1
18.07.16 9:37pm Titus
Corbyn slams cost of Steradent 0
18.07.16 9:36pm cinquecento
Trident to be replaced with regular fork 2
18.07.16 9:20pm Titus