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27.06.16 7:57pm Dun Dunkin
EU to be run by Sky
Following the turmoil caused by the UK voting to leave the EU, officials have decided to award the job of running the organisation to Sky. A Sky spokesman explained that they were "terribly pleased...
27.06.16 7:44pm chrisf
Osborne to negotiate favourable terms with EU for UK wallpaper manufacturers. 0
27.06.16 7:08pm knacker
Moodys and S&P reverse UK credit downgrades after reading forum Brexit pundits 1
27.06.16 7:03pm Dun Dunkin
BBC's 'Yesterday In Parliament' To Be Replaced By 'Sorry, I Haven't A Clue 10
27.06.16 5:38pm Iroquois Pliskin
PMQs to end with Rentaghost chase scene
Prime Minister's Questions will now end with a chase scene around the House of Commons chamber, in the style of 1970s cult children’s programme Rentaghost, it was announced today. Used regularly as...
27.06.16 5:36pm Iroquois Pliskin
Cost of vote in next Labour leadership contest to be raised to £3:50 0
27.06.16 5:10pm Adrian Bamforth
Remainians Cautioned After Spate Of Hate Crimes Against Brexiteers 0
27.06.16 5:06pm Titus
Financial World More Impressed By 'Project Fear' Than Voters Were
More fat-cat panic soon ...
27.06.16 5:04pm Titus
BREXIT LATEST - LIB DEMS WIN 2015 GENERAL ELECTION
During a weekend of unparalleled political turmoil, the Lib Dems have announced a sensational general election victory.
In a statement, Lib Dem leader Tim Farron stated: ‘We were obviously...
27.06.16 5:03pm MIKED
Britain seeks advice on taking control of borders - (Cooperative)
This may not be such a good idea as I think it is and I know bugger all about gardening but if anyone wants to try to make something of this
Britain was last night consulting Madame Curtain, a...
27.06.16 4:59pm Opinion Poll
Labour Party enters knock-out round, could go either way 0
27.06.16 4:51pm Sinnick
Tory on TV circuit arguing Brexit will hurt but work: 50 Shades of Grayling
pain but no gain...
27.06.16 4:40pm chrisf
Chris Evans, Matt LeBlanc 'considering' Shadow Cabinet roles 0
27.06.16 4:20pm deceangli
1st phase of Brexit completed by British tennis players 1
27.06.16 3:47pm Iroquois Pliskin
Julius Caesar Appoints New Senators To Replace The Nasty Ones Who Killed Him
More denial in leadership soon. Corbyn reminds me of the Python knight with all his limbs cut off, who shouted 'No, no, it's just a flesh wound! Come back and fight!'...
27.06.16 1:58pm Sinnick
English refugees swarm over Hadrian's Wall seeking asylum
Millions of English immigrants are fleeing to Scotland in a bid to escape the tyrannical regime of Nigel Farage – AKA The Butcher of Brexit.,
The mass exodus has become so serious that First...
27.06.16 12:19pm Wrexfan
Pope apologises to everyone except choirboys 0
27.06.16 12:11pm Oxbridge
Kinnocks forced to reconsider second home extension plans
Left-wing firebrand Baron Kinnock of Bedwellty has told builders that work on their Tredagor holiday home may have to go on hold while they sort out their finances.,
The former Labour party leader...
27.06.16 11:45am Titus
Creating an undemocratic superstate was the intelligent option say trustafarians 0
27.06.16 11:18am Dun Dunkin
Petition to rerun referendum now contains 95 million signatures.
More signatures soon...
27.06.16 10:17am Tammy Flugh
Cameron delegates Brexit negotiations to Chilcot
More not very soon at all...
27.06.16 10:11am Oxbridge
1939: Hitler puzzled why people still moaning on Monday about Friday's invasion 0
27.06.16 9:42am cinquecento
EU admits light aircraft safety regulations were "too effective". More soon. 2
27.06.16 8:02am Titus
'Uncertainty Is Hugely Damaging, So We Need Another Referendum.' You WHAT? Dur!
More confused thinking soon ...
27.06.16 7:58am Titus
Brexit May Create 'Almost As Much Chaos & Disaster As The Millenium Bug' 1
27.06.16 7:54am Sinnick
New Corbyn team includes fat kid with asthma and an excused games note 0
27.06.16 7:54am cinquecento
Dyson launches range of complete leadership vacuums 2
27.06.16 7:50am deceangli
Man who ‘hinted’ at retirement shocked to receive leaving gift from European HQ
“I haven’t actually resigned or anything”, said the man. “I just said that I’d been thinking of taking my life in a different direction. To be honest, it was mostly the drink talking....
27.06.16 7:49am deceangli
Johnson, Gove and Farage: "It was only a protest, we didn't expect to win."
More soon ...
27.06.16 7:33am Opinion Poll