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Blogger receives Pulitzer prize for interviewing developers of "Modern Warfare" 0
Dumbnews 01.03.10 9:06pm
Dumbnews
"Climate science works fine for me", says climate scientist, Phil Jones

Under close questioning by a Parliamentary committee today, Professor Phil Jones said it was not 'standard practice' in climate science to release data and methodology so that other scientists could...

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Hunter F. Thompson 01.03.10 8:30pm
Hunter F. Thompson
PM sends help to the French in the shape of Cockermouths old flood defences

some hand held electric fans (3-pin), a hot water bottle, some Boscastle rock and a sign that reads "Twinned with Madeira"...

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brownpaperreporter 01.03.10 7:43pm
brownpaperreporter
Verve Singer Richard Ashcroft admits to non-dom status.

Hasn't lived up North for years despite image., Other stars being investigated...

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MADJEZ 01.03.10 6:39pm
MADJEZ
Children's TV presenter, Dick, forced to admit non-Dom status 2
exigo 01.03.10 6:23pm
virtuallywill
UK declares storms not a 'national disaster'

Britain has been completely unaffected by storms which France has declared a national disaster. No Britons were hurt or killed. Prime Minister Gordon Brown has made no comment whatsoever. The...

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Mandarin 01.03.10 5:56pm
edward hack
World War 2 was 'Minor glitch' says Newsbiscuit website designer. 0
antharrison 01.03.10 4:02pm
antharrison
Jimmy Saville sacked after failing to fix broken calculator

TV's Jimmy Saville, famous for his Jim'll Fix It show, has been sacked by the BBC for failing to mend a viewer's broken calulator. 'It's the first time in over 40 years that Jim failed to fix...

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antharrison 01.03.10 3:17pm
antharrison
Lord Ashcroft dubbed 'Con-dom' because of Tory links 0
Scroat 01.03.10 3:02pm
Scroat
Sydney Opera House nude photo shoot declared over after fat lady’s minge 0
Duncan Biscuit 01.03.10 2:40pm
Duncan Biscuit
Newsbiscuit revamp casualty numbers like to rise

even more soon...

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Duncan Biscuit 01.03.10 2:38pm
Duncan Biscuit
Sydney Opera House launches Spot the Ball fund raiser 0
Duncan Biscuit 01.03.10 2:38pm
Duncan Biscuit
Elated Team GB trounce Estonia and Kazakhstan in Vancouver medals table. 0
antharrison 01.03.10 2:37pm
antharrison
Kerry Kantona declared ‘non-resident’ for IQ purposes

even less soon...

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Duncan Biscuit 01.03.10 2:36pm
Duncan Biscuit
Chilean man fed up with taking rap for all Western Seaboard earthquakes

Carlos San Andreas has once again used his local newspapers to state that the latest earthquake is nothing to do with him "I was out of the country at the time" reads the headline "It was hell going...

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brownpaperreporter 01.03.10 2:34pm
brownpaperreporter
‘Murder, She Wrote’ star Angela Lansbury killed by falling typewriter

[u]‘Murder, She Wrote’ star Angela Lansbury killed in suspicious circumstances by falling typewriter[/u] The New York Police Department was appealing for witnesses today after the body of Angela...

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Genghis Cohen 01.03.10 1:00pm
Genghis Cohen
Gordon Brown promises 'real social change’ with plans for chav name amnesty

In a major pre election policy speech, the Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has unveiled plans for an amnesty for everyone ‘afflicted’ with what he described as a ‘socially challenged' or 'chav...

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Stan 01.03.10 9:53am
edward hack
Premiership goal makes history by having no emotional or statistical relevance.

A goal scored mid way through the second half of a Premiership football match at the weekend is thought to have made history by not having anything controversial about it whatsoever. The match, a...

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Stan 01.03.10 9:47am
Des Custard
Residents of the Isle of Wight misunderstand Chilean earthquake aftermath

Isle of Wight residents have been risking their health in foolish bravado following a complete misunderstanding of seismological advice following the recent earthquake in Chile. While the headline...

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fernandomando 01.03.10 9:36am
edward hack
Resting golfer to appear in panto this year

"Wood in the Babes" is anticipated to be the box office winner for 2010. Chuckle as the gangly actor refutes the audience cries of "She's behind you!" during the 4X4 scene. "Oh, no she isn't!" "Oh,...

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Iscariot 01.03.10 9:10am
edward hack
Traditional Towns Being Taken Over By Yuppie Sprawl

A slow infestation has been discovered that is eating away at the European heartlands. 'Yuppie Sprawl' is a slow, invasive alien mold that is slimeing itself across traditional landscapes. It is a...

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01.03.10 9:08am
edward hack
Scotland rugby coach 'economical' with his smiles. 0
Ostsee 01.03.10 7:53am
Ostsee
NewsBiscuitier 'saddened' that he has not been offered alternative web browser. 0
Ostsee 01.03.10 7:49am
Ostsee
PC World gives products non-colour-related distinguishing features such as wigs. 0
thecritic 01.03.10 12:12am
thecritic
Martin O'Neill admitted to hospital with psittacosis

and he's such a pretty boy...

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brownpaperreporter 28.02.10 8:37pm
brownpaperreporter
Sleeping dog "felt betrayed" when found guilty of perjury 2
brownpaperreporter 28.02.10 8:30pm
brownpaperreporter
Killer Whale Does Exactly What It Says On The Tin. 11
Stan 28.02.10 8:06pm
brownpaperreporter
NewsBiscuitier works out how to use new style Writers' Room.

He might have even used an apostrophe correctly. More soon...

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Ostsee 28.02.10 6:54pm
MADJEZ
Blue Peter presenter canoes the Amazon

Helen Skelton today used the word canoes as a verb, but refused to apologise after her 2,000 mile paddle., The badge wearing adventurer said [quote]In some cultures the coldness of the night is...

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virtuallywill 28.02.10 4:50pm
virtuallywill
Bullying latest - Cameron may address bullying issue with fag system

The bullying system in the present government is incoherent, unfocused and short-sighted, oppostion leader David Cameron claims. He plans to introduce a far more discliplined, well ordered system on...

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ronseal 28.02.10 2:45pm
ronseal