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Foot's death shows how far Labour have come in 30 years.

The nation today looked back to the days when Labour was in a mess, with weak leadership, division in the pary and about to be trounced by the Conservatives at a General Election. How different...

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MADJEZ 03.03.10 10:56pm
MADJEZ
Michael Foot's death dumbfounds Coroner - "not a stranglewank, so I'm confused" 0
thackaray 03.03.10 10:39pm
thackaray
Jeremy Kyle to host election debate

Between "Runs the country" Wants to run the country" and "Doesn't stand a chance of running the country"...

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Ian Searle 03.03.10 10:32pm
Ian Searle
Sword mightier than the pen (this is a re-post, but somehow feels appropriate)

Tragedy struck today when Julian Evans, renowned author and wit, finally disproved the popularly held belief that the pen is mightier than the sword., Mr Evans had made a number of slights to...

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fernandomando 03.03.10 10:28pm
malgor
Election leadership debates to follow rules of Just a Minute

'Each candidate will attempt to speak for sixty seconds without repetition, hesitation or deviation,' said debate moderator Nicholas Parsons, 'points will be awarded to any contestant who manages to...

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Ludicity 03.03.10 9:53pm
Ludicity
it's official! world war two is over! 1
PluckyMunky 03.03.10 9:35pm
ramblesid
Winter Olympics Gold medal winner’s home city tour cut short by gritting lorry 0
Duncan Biscuit 03.03.10 9:33pm
Duncan Biscuit
BBC Trust keen to hear views on its digital plans but says reception is poor 0
Duncan Biscuit 03.03.10 9:29pm
Duncan Biscuit
ITV profit to disappear after Simon Cowell’s dentist submits late bill 0
Duncan Biscuit 03.03.10 9:28pm
Duncan Biscuit
Scottish police to charge Scottish football for wasting everybody’s time 0
Duncan Biscuit 03.03.10 9:27pm
Duncan Biscuit
Women says they refused airport scanner in case their bombs looked big in it 0
Duncan Biscuit 03.03.10 9:26pm
Duncan Biscuit
Paisley quits politics to focus on children's audio books 4
antharrison 03.03.10 8:36pm
virtuallywill
Naomi Campbell 'Furious' at being named 'Angriest celebrity'

Swear soon...

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antharrison 03.03.10 8:27pm
antharrison
EMI to release Danger Mouse album after legal fight.

Penfold in shock. Baron Greenback Furious., http://www.freewebs.com/bevluvsrats/Ratabilia/Dangermouse%20T%20shirt.JPG...

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dominic_mcg 03.03.10 8:25pm
dominic_mcg
Justin Lee-Collins revealed to be Banksy

Bristolian wit and raconteur Justin Lee-Collins has finally ended months of speculation and admitted that he is indeed the much admired 'street artist' Banksy. Speaking from his home in Easton, mr...

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kneewax 03.03.10 6:47pm
kneewax
Labour EU Quisling MEPs pay tribute to Michael 30.5 cms 1
Zen 03.03.10 6:22pm
malgor
Footsie down 100%

No more later...

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MrChigleysAunt 03.03.10 3:59pm
MrChigleysAunt
Door-to-Door salesman sells double glazing to International Space Station.

The glazing industry was buzzing yesterday with the news that a salesman had successfully sold a fresh set of replacement double glazed windows to the International Space Station. Last night an...

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Stan 03.03.10 3:11pm
saltire
Ring out the theme tune to "One Foot in the Grave" ! 0
brownpaperreporter 03.03.10 2:16pm
brownpaperreporter
Middle class addicts move from 'soft drugs' to 'al dente' 2
Ludicity 03.03.10 2:15pm
MADJEZ
Tributes today to a great and well loved Parliamentarian.

In other news, Michael Foot also died. Weather : A front of hypocrasy is expected over central London this afternoon...

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MADJEZ 03.03.10 2:05pm
MADJEZ
Booking office computer error blamed.

As WeBuyAnyCar.Com buys comedian Jimmy Carr for £17.50. (I'll get my coat..)...

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MADJEZ 03.03.10 1:56pm
MADJEZ
Michael Foot will be buried alongside his beloved donkey-jacket. 0
MADJEZ 03.03.10 1:38pm
MADJEZ
Michael Foot shuffles off. more soon 0
Mrblacker 03.03.10 1:29pm
Mrblacker
Police at Michael Foot house find second longest suicide note in history

[too soon]...

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ManyHills 03.03.10 12:57pm
ManyHills
Queen welcomes Zuma on visit to Britain.

But angers Gwen Stefani by snubbing her other child...

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dominic_mcg 03.03.10 12:52pm
dominic_mcg
Japanese fisherman having a whale of a time. 1
dominic_mcg 03.03.10 12:51pm
Ladyjam
Siamese twins joined at the eyelash are successfully separated. 0
dominic_mcg 03.03.10 12:46pm
dominic_mcg
Burglar fools police by not leaving nose prints at scene of crime. 0
dominic_mcg 03.03.10 12:40pm
dominic_mcg
Reforming Social Care the Conservative way

Lord Tebbit to launch the Tory Social Care policy with a ceremonial public twatting of a small mentally disabled child. More soon...

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simonjmr 03.03.10 12:29pm
simonjmr