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Oranges

“Mom, my teacher said that the men on the programme about oranges were just taking the pith.”...

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OldThingy 11.03.10 1:22pm
OldThingy
Quiet

“Mom, did the television really fry dads brain?”, “Quiet dear and eat your crisps.”...

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OldThingy 11.03.10 1:18pm
OldThingy
Another celebrity apologises for getting caught in the act. 0
dominic_mcg 11.03.10 1:01pm
dominic_mcg
Barber's shop guilty of grooming innocent young males. 0
dominic_mcg 11.03.10 12:54pm
dominic_mcg
Greeks stage fresh strike

It's a tragedy, it's at Epidaurus and plenty of tickets are still available. But hurry...

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MrChigleysAunt 11.03.10 12:50pm
MrChigleysAunt
Catholic Mates: Dating site or religious condoms - you decide 2
simonjmr 11.03.10 12:48pm
exigo
Man collapses after youth abuse.

The 64 year old Hattersley has not yet been identified but is assumed to be a priest...

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MrChigleysAunt 11.03.10 12:46pm
MrChigleysAunt
Winter Paralympics tragedy after mobility scooter death in the bobsleigh 0
exigo 11.03.10 12:37pm
exigo
Mark Owen told to 'take that!', shortly before doubling up in agony. 0
jp1885 11.03.10 11:41am
jp1885
Hollywood Z-listers rush to contract Star Flu

Following the death of child star Corey Haim the world once again has it's eyes on Tinsel Town as minor celebrities and reality TV stars compete in a manic attempt to contract the fatal Star Flu and...

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Rizzo 11.03.10 11:40am
Rizzo
Labour wooing younger voters

http://i954.photobucket.com/albums/ae25/riesler/th_gbt.jpg...

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riesler 11.03.10 11:40am
MADJEZ
Ryanair to charge mileage

No-frills airline, Ryanair, caused a stir in the travel industry yesterday by introducing a charge for each mile flown. In a press handout, the company reported that from 1st April advertised fares...

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curry muncher 11.03.10 11:05am
curry muncher
Universe to shut down for a year to address 'design flaws'

'We apologise for any inconvenience,' said God, 'but at the end of next year the Universe will be closed to carry out essential maintenance work.' The decision follows reports that there are...

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Ludicity 11.03.10 11:05am
Ludicity
Kamikazee Palm Pilot causes severe disruption on the circle line 0
simonjmr 11.03.10 10:50am
simonjmr
British car workers to enjoy bumper bonus

A spokesman for the British car industry said that, with so many unsold cars, workers could take a bumper bonus, or perhaps some wing mirrors, or a nice pair of windscreen wipers. Anything really,...

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MrChigleysAunt 11.03.10 10:48am
MrChigleysAunt
Its all a load of flollocks

them a newsbiclits slaying im pissed all the tim,thats wi they deeleete me all the fuckin time coss they hate old people and me pooems init ay?gotta ke[p changin me name cas they reliss who I im,,...

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corky 11.03.10 10:34am
corky
Speed cameras to offer red-eye reduction.

There was relief today for motorists caught speeding on camera. New technology is to be introduced that will reduce the “red-eye” effect in the photographic images used as evidence by police....

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curry muncher 11.03.10 10:24am
edward hack
Kamikaze Pilot sued Imperial Government for stress-related illness

Hitherto undiscovered papers from the Imperial Japanese Government during the Second World War, show a kamikaze pilot successfully took legal action against his superiors after developing...

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Mrblacker 11.03.10 10:17am
Mrblacker
"Death is not an option" to form part of Election debates

ITV, SKY and the BBC are today opening voting lines for the general public to vote for the opening question on the liev TV debates. The short list of questions includes timeless classics such as Is...

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simonjmr 11.03.10 10:03am
simonjmr
Starling massacre is biggest group death since A Flock of Seagulls died in 1980s 0
Stan 11.03.10 9:49am
Stan
McGuiness denies that Continuity IRA are just the "voices in his head". 0
11.03.10 9:33am
Tesco to open walk-in value range Vasectomy Clinics

in response to Asda's introduction of cut price IVF treatment...

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theumpire 11.03.10 9:27am
edward hack
BBC announce new series of ‘Bang Goes the Theory’ for viewers without Sky.

The ‘groundbreaking show’ is very popular with people who don’t have cable or satellite and are unaware of Brainiac or Mythbusters. It has been blamed for a spate of school bullying as children...

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MADJEZ 11.03.10 9:18am
MADJEZ
Devil 'possessed' by Catholic priest 0
Ludicity 11.03.10 9:11am
Ludicity
Germans pull out of Hadron Collider project when French design revealed

All German scientists have walked out of the project following wranglings over the design. The planned shutdown was promoted as "work to manage design issues" however the German contingent say they...

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brownpaperreporter 11.03.10 9:06am
brownpaperreporter
"Acupuncture didnt help our IVF either" say Mr & Mrs Balloon 0
brownpaperreporter 11.03.10 9:01am
brownpaperreporter
High speed rail plan still uncertain if people would want to go to Birmingham 0
Duncan Biscuit 11.03.10 8:44am
Duncan Biscuit
Clegg wants £10b debt down-payment plus 60 monthly 0% repayments 0
Duncan Biscuit 11.03.10 8:41am
Duncan Biscuit
Northern Ireland now 'just another Northern cess pit' after Devolution

Local people and politicians in Northern Ireland are today struggling to come to terms with being 'completely insignificant' as a result of successful devolution. Gerry Adams said, 'For years, the...

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ED209 11.03.10 8:38am
ED209
Nottinghamshire Police's ranking still hit by its failure to capture Robin Hood 0
Duncan Biscuit 11.03.10 8:36am
Duncan Biscuit