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catholic schools and churches to have panic buttons 1
PluckyMunky 18.03.10 8:52pm
o b sensible
George Cross not always a good thing

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/1/9/1231508261462/George-Osborne-speaking-a-001.jpg...

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virtuallywill 18.03.10 8:18pm
virtuallywill
UN body rejects tuna friendly dolphin

more later...

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virtuallywill 18.03.10 8:02pm
virtuallywill
Black scout leader barred from Harrods for wearing gollywoggle 5
Scroat 18.03.10 7:13pm
Scroat
Sheffield Tai Chi OAPs burned at the stake

More heresy soon...

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Scroat 18.03.10 7:11pm
Scroat
Newsbiscuit to have DON'T PANIC ! button.

http://captaingrooviss.co.uk/images/Mjones.jpg...

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MADJEZ 18.03.10 6:52pm
MADJEZ
Woman barred from Harrods for not wearing headscarf

Scotsman barred from Harrods for wearing kilt...

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Scroat 18.03.10 6:51pm
edward hack
Three party leaders to take part in live, televised game of Monopoly

Britain’s party leaders are to face their most gruelling test yet in the run up to the election, a live television game of Monopoly. Producers are hoping the ego catalysing, insecurity amplifying...

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StoopyDeGunt 18.03.10 6:46pm
edward hack
Clio-pushing driver gives a thumbs down to Toyota’s Prius lorry prototype 0
Duncan Biscuit 18.03.10 6:00pm
Duncan Biscuit
Dog-washer 'perfectly safe' confirms housewife

'That nice Mr.Bush put my poodle through the wash regularly and there was never a problem. We just followed the instructions and then let all the others hang out to dry. ' said a Mrs Blair from...

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edward hack 18.03.10 5:58pm
Scroat
Scout refuses to take off nickers and wiggle for Harrods security guard

More buffoon...

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edward hack 18.03.10 5:48pm
Scroat
Lorry shunting Renault on A1 was the Stig from Top Gear.

The Top Gear team have revealed that a video apparently showing a Renault being pushed sideways up the motorway at 60 mph was a TV stunt. The clip apparently shows the lorry driver obliviously carry...

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MADJEZ 18.03.10 5:32pm
MADJEZ
Chelsea captain John Terry has part-time haulage job, police reveal

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8574600.stm...

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Scroat 18.03.10 5:15pm
edward hack
Students "may have to study actual subjects"- Report

Following a policy shift towards promoting Science and Engineering degrees, three quarters of England's universities are facing real-term budget cuts this year - for the first time since Labour came...

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John Square 18.03.10 5:15pm
PluckyMunky
Mohamed Al Fayed: "Wearing woggles was a racist slur"

Be prepared for more soon...

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Scroat 18.03.10 4:52pm
Scroat
Office scrounger borrowing less than forecast

Financial green shoots were indicated today following reports from office workers that Canary Wharf colleague Jonathan Leadbetter had paid for a round of drinks without poncing off his mates.,...

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Crow 18.03.10 4:12pm
Crow
Newsbiscuit to get panic room 1
simonjmr 18.03.10 3:41pm
John Square
Facebook to have 'nuclear button' option.

Armageddon status also to be added. More soon...

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18.03.10 3:19pm
Victoria Cross for injured Beckham

She's livid she wanted to go to South Africa in the summer...

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simonjmr 18.03.10 2:52pm
simonjmr
Sony sign Derek Acorah to perform Michael Jackson back catalogue

'I am so honoured to be doing this,' said the celebrated TV psychic, 'I have spoken to Michael and he is right behind me.' The deal, worth an estimated $200 million, will see Acorah record 10 albums...

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Ludicity 18.03.10 2:51pm
simonjmr
Tooting by-election latest: Secretary of State for Transport not standing!

Rumours of Lord Adonis, Secretary of State for Transport, standing at the Tooting by election were quashed today by election organisers who reported: "Lord Adonis doesn't have a platform to stand on"...

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Cooltone 18.03.10 2:47pm
Cooltone
Tooting by-election latest: Dita Von Teese not standing!

Rumours of Dita Von Teese standing at the next Tooting by-election were quashed today by election organisers who reported "Ms Von Teese didn't get high enough on the polls"...

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Cooltone 18.03.10 2:32pm
Cooltone
Tooting by-election latest: Philippe Stark not standing!

Rumours of Philppe Starck standing at the Tooting by-election were quashed today by election organisers who reported "Mr Starck doesn't have any designs on the seat."...

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Cooltone 18.03.10 2:06pm
Cooltone
Scotland Yard's crack naming unit dubs pushy vegan mum "Alfalfa Woman"

Scotland Yard's crack naming unit has finally come up with a handle for a 'most wanted' domineering Vegan who always seems to be first in the queue for everything. CNU19 (crack naming unit 19) is...

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StoopyDeGunt 18.03.10 1:55pm
StoopyDeGunt
Obama argues healthcare on fox

Whilst your Government's action to ban hunting with dogs is obviously a good thing for you foxes this is no time to be complacent. There's still the danger from people with guns, poisons, and the...

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Grunties 18.03.10 1:48pm
Grunties
Pakistan police reputation boosted at return of Sahil.

Inspector Bin Laden of the Pakistani Police Missing Persons Squad says the return of the boy vindicates his department after criticism of their work on terrorism...

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MADJEZ 18.03.10 1:30pm
MADJEZ
Pakistan bank to amend loan collateral policy as boy returned.

Though Northern Rock are meeting with regulators with a view to launching similar mortgage terms in the UK...

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MADJEZ 18.03.10 1:27pm
MADJEZ
Nissan UK factory paralysed after Leafs found on production line

Nissan UK factory paralysed after Leafs found on production line...

1
StoopyDeGunt 18.03.10 1:13pm
Scroat
Britain to claim territorial rights over Wii Resort.

But denies there's any oil there...

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Ian Searle 18.03.10 12:42pm
Ian Searle
Dog to revise pre-walk drinking strategy after lamp-post spraying disappointment

Rufus, a border terrier from Sandown, Isle of Wight, has announced plans to change his pattern of frenzied water-gulping in the morning. This follows the repeated failure to accumulate enough urine...

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Oxbridge 18.03.10 12:27pm
Oxbridge