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Catholic church unsure how to stop celibate men becoming sex cases

more touching later...

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virtuallywill 21.03.10 8:26am
virtuallywill
Thousands follow Twitterer as he attempts to lose his Virginity

A male chemistry student has caused outrage by posting updates on Twitter as he attempted to lose his virginity at Loughborough University in Leicestershire late last night. Matthew O’Grady a 24...

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PeterMusgrove 21.03.10 1:20am
PeterMusgrove
Church tells Irish priests to dress less sexily. 0
dominic_mcg 20.03.10 11:14pm
dominic_mcg
Unite team up with Al Qaeda to shoot down BA cabin crew scabs. 0
dominic_mcg 20.03.10 11:05pm
dominic_mcg
BA and Unite co-operate to produce new cabin crew statistics

Journalists and TV commentators were delighted as new statistics became available when British Airways and the Unite union released cabin crew numbers on the same day. BA announced that 50% were...

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Catch25 20.03.10 10:34pm
Catch25
Mark Thatcher missing again - no massive search launched

A massive media hunt to track down the missing businessman Sir Mark Thatcher is not under way. Sir Mark hasn’t been seen or heard or even spoken of since November when a British mercenary who led...

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bang2rights 20.03.10 10:20pm
Hunter F. Thompson
God's letter of apology lost in post 0
roybland 20.03.10 9:35pm
roybland
Network Rail anounces new high speed replacement bus service. 0
dominic_mcg 20.03.10 8:26pm
dominic_mcg
"Not In My Name" pleads Tess Daly at launch of global celebrity castration 0
allmyownstunts 20.03.10 7:48pm
allmyownstunts
Scotland will get 19 extra points if Andy Robinson smiles

Video evidence required...

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Ostsee 20.03.10 7:25pm
brownpaperreporter
WARNING! Stereotyping can cause RSI in BOTH wrists. 2
malgor 20.03.10 6:51pm
edward hack
Pope not taking apology seriously claim abuse victims

Pope not taking apology seriously claim abuse victims, The RC Church, already under fire over its' handling of the child abuse scandal in Ireland has been hit with further complaints from victims...

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edward hack 20.03.10 6:34pm
The All New Jeni B
Pope apologises for "mistakes" made by Catholic Church

Though the church is still infallible...

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virtuallywill 20.03.10 4:55pm
virtuallywill
New bill drafted to make everyone apologise on monday afternoons 0
PluckyMunky 20.03.10 4:48pm
PluckyMunky
Angels Go On Strike; Locks Heaven Up

A major uproar has occurred in the normally peaceful and idyllic universal subdivision of Heaven, home to famous celebrities such as Jehovah, Thor, Osiris, Allah, Zeus, Ahura Mazda, God and their...

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20.03.10 3:42pm
Monday named as Sports Relief Relief Day 0
roybland 20.03.10 3:34pm
roybland
NHS Trust ‘can’t remember a thing about dementia budget’

As a government audit gets underway to see how money allocated for people with dementia is being spent, a BBC investigation has revealed that North Yorkshire's NHS Trust is unable to account for...

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malgor 20.03.10 3:24pm
malgor
Indian Sport Relief rescues underprivileged Britons

India’s version of Sport Relief, or Cricket Relief as it is known, has raised millions of rupees to give young underprivileged Britons a start in life. Organiser Kapil Dev brought representatives...

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Des Custard 20.03.10 2:18pm
Des Custard
Incidental music for Eire could be widened to 3 types in EU liberalisatisation

The current incidental music laws, which govern the types of theme tune that can be played when when any thing or body Irish is seen on TV, could be dramatically widened under new EU liberalistion...

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ronseal 20.03.10 12:25pm
malgor
President says offer of dialogue with Iran still stands.

The chosen dialogue is "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think...

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virtuallywill 20.03.10 12:08pm
virtuallywill
Catholic crisis spreads: Irish letter today, French letter tomorrow

More letters...

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sauce 20.03.10 11:56am
Ostsee
Village has concerns over proposal to host World Graffiti Championships

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00661/news-graphics-2008-_661641a.jpg...

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virtuallywill 20.03.10 11:54am
virtuallywill
Sahara Desert Regata cancelled for the five thousanth year running

Regata officials made the announcement today that after yet another year of lack of rainfall the Sahara Desert Boating Regata will be called off again., Organiser Captain Abdul Redgrave refused to...

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Basil_B 20.03.10 11:52am
Ostsee
BBC to keep James Cordon on for next three hours unless a million is pledged.

Much less of the fat, talentless C*** soon...

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MADJEZ 20.03.10 11:37am
Basil_B
BA dispute intensifies with arrival of 'flying pickets' 3
Ludicity 20.03.10 10:10am
virtuallywill
Pope to apologise for being German 0
jp1885 20.03.10 9:49am
jp1885
Premier League 250k to Sport Relief - thats 0.00025% of the players wage bill

tight wads!...

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brownpaperreporter 20.03.10 9:42am
MADJEZ
Fury as Britain's top porn film critic lured to Sky

After 25 years presenting his weekly take on the latest jazz flicks, Jon Woburn was something of a national treasure., His reviews of the week's latest releases could make or break a movie. He...

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StoopyDeGunt 20.03.10 9:29am
StoopyDeGunt
Birmingham social care director too incompetent to judge incompetency

director admits he has no clue what they do anyway and so cannot judge if they are doing their job properly...

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brownpaperreporter 20.03.10 9:28am
theumpire
Baby dressed as Hitler takes first goose-step 0
Ludicity 20.03.10 9:09am
Ludicity