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James Bulger's mother to get key government policy role

whoever is elected...

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Grunties 14.03.10 10:34am
Grunties
Thieves steal knockwurst sausage from the home of Resistance heroine Andrée Peel 0
dominic_mcg 14.03.10 10:34am
dominic_mcg
Samual L Jackson does natural history with "Snakes on a Plain" 0
Grunties 14.03.10 10:33am
Grunties
Sacked masseuse says she couldn't give a toss. 0
dominic_mcg 14.03.10 10:29am
dominic_mcg
Mrs Cameron and Mrs Clegg in secret talks to share school run 0
Duncan Biscuit 14.03.10 10:23am
Duncan Biscuit
Children’s Commissioner refuses to sit on naughty step after her Bulger comments 0
Duncan Biscuit 14.03.10 10:22am
Duncan Biscuit
One year on the tabloids remember the WEEK BEFORE Jade Goody died.

Dim-witted journalists and family members are today marking the first anniversary of the death of reality TV star Jade Goody who died on Mothers Day last year. Unfortunately since Mothers Day is on a...

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MADJEZ 14.03.10 10:13am
ronseal
Henry McGee arrested after Honey Monster escapes and terrorises neighbourhood. 0
dominic_mcg 14.03.10 9:59am
dominic_mcg
Geldof denies 95 per cent of high street is now controlled by Hugger forces

Geldof denies 95 per cent of high street is now controlled by Hugger forces...

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ronseal 14.03.10 9:27am
ronseal
Latest odds on Andy Robinson smiling: 1340 to 1 against. 2
Ostsee 14.03.10 9:04am
Ostsee
Recipient of free holiday wasn't rich enough, says inquiry into BBC travel show

The celebrities given free holidays on BBC Travel shows may be rich, but they're not privileged enough to mortify the viewers, says a new inquiry. As the BBC comes under fire from critics, the...

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ronseal 14.03.10 7:56am
ronseal
Day 3 and Landrover Freelander driver still undecided over perfect parking place

The agonising wait for a decision, from the owner of the Landrover Freelander in front of you in Waitrose Car Park, went into day three this morning. But hope for a resolution is at hand, as the...

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ronseal 13.03.10 10:28pm
ronseal
Toad

Prescott backs Hull's fat toads Larkin tribute...

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Crow 13.03.10 9:18pm
Crow
Meet fit, Boden shopping, left handed, Independent reading...

Catholic (but not doctrinaire), recycling, vegetarian (but eats fish), sudoku playing, naughty but not into really kinky or dogging tyvm, Liberal Democrat singles in your area NOW!...

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the coarse whisperer 13.03.10 8:03pm
Celebrity Hole in the Wall replaces live party leader debate

Worried about viewing audience figures, a unique collaboration between BBC and ITV has meant that the live election debate between the party leaders was replaced by the leaders forming a team on...

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brownpaperreporter 13.03.10 7:35pm
brownpaperreporter
New Book- 'Everything To Learn About Politics We Learned In Kindergarten'

The Republican Party in conjunction with FOX News is celebrating their collaborative publishing effort, a new book called 'Everything We Need To Know About Politics We Learned In Kindergarten'. Its...

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13.03.10 6:44pm
Dr Who Complains of "Ageist Attitudes" on Earth

In his first interview since his recent regeneration, Dr Who has complained of encountering incipient ageism. “When I came round from regeneration to find I was in my twenties again I was made up,...

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Quaz 13.03.10 6:32pm
malgor
Royal art exhibition to show "Prince Albert"

more piercings later http://gallery.photo.net/photo/6134167-lg.jpg...

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virtuallywill 13.03.10 6:22pm
malgor
Shakin' Stevens successfully treated for benign essential tremors

Stillness Stevens will now take the leading role in the west end production of "The day the Earth stood still"., "It's a life goal for me" said Michael Barret the former communist singing milkman.,...

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virtuallywill 13.03.10 6:21pm
malgor
World's unluckiest angler realises his mistake was specialising in coy carp. 2
wallster 13.03.10 6:03pm
virtuallywill
painter apologises for affair

sid markham, painter and decorator from new malden, apologised, publicly for having had an affair before he married his wife. mr markham told newsnight: 'i'm like so gutted. i hadn't met my wife...

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PluckyMunky 13.03.10 5:07pm
PluckyMunky
Tories outline new guidelines on playground fighting.

Shadow Education Secretary David Willets answered his critics today by issuing new guidelines to children in England and Wales on schoolyard scraps., "Our children have become soft under 13 years of...

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dominic_mcg 13.03.10 3:05pm
dominic_mcg
Alaskan wolves 'vote Democrat' says Palin. 0
Ostsee 13.03.10 2:55pm
Ostsee
BA striker's misplaced anger ends up in Athens airport

A British Airways striker, who misplaced his anger with the public, was astonished to discover that his emotional baggage turned up in Athens airport. BA cabin crew member Julian Norton was...

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ronseal 13.03.10 2:32pm
ronseal
Royal Mail: Claims performance may have been enhanced by deliveries of Viagra. 0
Ian Searle 13.03.10 1:37pm
Ian Searle
Liberal Democrats to target voters in Middle Earth. 0
Ian Searle 13.03.10 1:34pm
Ian Searle
Dairylea sponsorship stymies Cheese Rolling

Cheese Rolling organisers have admitted that, contrary to earlier reports of concerns over crowd size, this year’s event has had to be cancelled due to technical problems, following a commercial...

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AdrianJ 13.03.10 12:09pm
AdrianJ
Torch bearing mob angry that prime minister could be given new identity

Britain's torch bearing mob community are up in arms after word went around that the UK's prime minister was given a new identity after the Gulf War, and may be given a new one again in May. 'Who is...

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ronseal 13.03.10 9:17am
ronseal
Mobile phone charge bombshell

The mobile phone business was stunned yesterday when industry debutante “DingaLing“ launched a new service with a tariff structure claimed to be comprehensible to anybody, even adults...

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curry muncher 13.03.10 8:41am
brownpaperreporter
High-speed train announcement was due to ‘helium in the tannoy’ 5
malgor 13.03.10 4:49am
theumpire