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Traffic chaos around Stroud as crowds flock to UK's official dogging capital

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brownpaperreporter 05.05.10 12:31pm
brownpaperreporter
Reports that a lack of sleep is linked to early death is keeping people awake...

warn Doctors...

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AdrianJ 05.05.10 12:26pm
AdrianJ
Thai Redshirts accept hot, sweet, tea, biscuits and iron tablets 0
MrChigleysAunt 05.05.10 12:14pm
MrChigleysAunt
The Sun win special Pulitzer prize for the most vaccuous political headline EVER

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MADJEZ 05.05.10 12:07pm
MADJEZ
Icelandic volcano ash forces Peter Snow to miss out on election night .

BBC election night officials fear that Snow's over the top arm waving may cause him to take off and propel him straight into the returning Volcanic ash cloud causing him to crash land. Election night...

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Basil_B 05.05.10 12:02pm
Basil_B
Volcash cloud for questions scandal rocks final day of campaigning 0
simonjmr 05.05.10 11:54am
simonjmr
Restraining order granted to stop 7th May Downing Street Parties 0
simonjmr 05.05.10 11:52am
simonjmr
Closure of Irish airports blamed on "Paddy Ashcloud" 0
Iscariot 05.05.10 11:50am
Iscariot
Tomorrow's Sun headline revealed to be "VOTE TORY YOU F**KING OPINIONLESS TW*TS"

Editors forced to resort to a more direct approach, after conceding that the subtle approach was failing to get the message through to readership...

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Rorschach 05.05.10 11:39am
Rorschach
Isle of Wight expected to return Whig candidate to parliament for 52nd time.

Still fuming following the Jacobite uprising, Isle of Wight residents are expected to return George Fox to his traditional parliamentary seat for the 52nd consecutive general election. Mr Fox has...

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Amoeba 05.05.10 11:10am
simonjmr
Lock up your Doters

Ruthless plans by an in-coming Conservative government that will see our senior citizens institutionalized and confined to the scrap heap at the first sign of doddery behaviour, have been leaked in...

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Duff 05.05.10 10:53am
Duff
ASBOs to include optional beatings

In an attempt to beef up ASBOs, magistrates in England and Wales and Sheriffs in Scotland will now have the power to include optional violence towards convicted offenders. Under the proposals,...

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aescott 05.05.10 10:47am
aescott
May 6th, the day sex offenders get free access to schools with a polling station

Sorry sir, thought I had to go via the bike sheds, but here's my polling card...

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brownpaperreporter 05.05.10 10:42am
brownpaperreporter
Premiership title 'likely to be hung'

Experts predict that the tightly fought premiership battle is likely to result in ‘hung’ champions, with both Chelsea and Manchester United sharing the top spot. Before the crucial last games,...

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fernandomando 05.05.10 10:40am
fernandomando
Greeks take rational approach to near bankruptcy and call general strike 2
PluckyMunky 05.05.10 10:31am
Ostsee
Edlington torture boys to appeal against home tutoring by dumbell teacher 0
simonjmr 05.05.10 10:31am
simonjmr
Latest census statistics reveal Midsomer population now down to zero. 1
dandare70 05.05.10 10:27am
Ostsee
General Strike paralyses Greece

General Metaxas and General Papagos commend his tactical deployments...

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simonjmr 05.05.10 10:18am
simonjmr
Computer use 'trebled' on Isle of Wight

Computer literacy levels have skyrocketed this week after a Newchurch couple were given a second-hand laptop computer by relatives from the mainland. Mr and Mrs Charles Loveridge, residents of...

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QorbeQ 05.05.10 10:08am
QorbeQ
Oil slick chaos as Cameron makes overnight campaign visits 4
Scroat 05.05.10 9:35am
Scroat
Pants stay down in Bedford

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PluckyMunky 05.05.10 9:22am
PluckyMunky
Election may be cancelled due to lack of media interest.

More later, maybe...

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PluckyMunky 05.05.10 9:12am
PluckyMunky
Huck Finn for PM

He has a raft of exciting policies...

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MrChigleysAunt 05.05.10 9:08am
MrChigleysAunt
Maori heads to return to NZ to start embalming schools. More soon. 0
Ostsee 05.05.10 8:59am
Ostsee
Clegg looking forward to house share with Dave and Gordo

Nick Clegg can barely contain his excitement after some polls still predicted a hung parliament giving him the opportunity to move into 10 Downing Street with David Cameron and Gordon Brown. "It'll...

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Rizzo 05.05.10 8:49am
Rizzo
Fertility clinics welcome joint polling booth-donation booth initiative

Birmingham council have agreed to an experiment whereby male voters are being encouraged to donate sperm and vote all in the same booth. On production of the ballot card, men will be given their...

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brownpaperreporter 05.05.10 8:31am
brownpaperreporter
Last day of campaign: leaders take games in and watch Shrek III 0
allmyownstunts 05.05.10 8:29am
allmyownstunts
Orwellian nightmare looming as snooping cameras set to take over nation's life.

You couldn't make it up could you? But it's true, because Police 'safety' and council surveillance cameras have been so successful in collecting money that there are plans to roll-out a new type of...

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Duff 05.05.10 8:28am
Duff
The Sun in surprise last minute endorsement for Simon Cowell as PM. 0
MADJEZ 05.05.10 8:28am
MADJEZ
Labour Landslide: Grateful Brown makes Mugabe Chancellor

Fears of a hung parliament have been forgotten as indications point to a landslide victory for Labour with an incredible 98.6% of the popular vote. Gordon Brown has been quick to reward his campaign...

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Des Custard 05.05.10 7:55am
Des Custard