Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Last Comment
Shock as headline writer fails to mention elect... oh bugger. 0
QorbeQ 06.05.10 7:43am
QorbeQ
Derren Brown predicts election, but will only reveal after result is announced 0
QorbeQ 06.05.10 7:40am
QorbeQ
Millibands to take on Dimblebies in WWF election night tag spectacular 1
Stan 06.05.10 7:39am
MightyBlair
Maori poll puts Rugby ahead 0
AdrianJ 06.05.10 7:39am
AdrianJ
Latest Pole suggests he won’t be voting BNP 0
AdrianJ 06.05.10 7:38am
AdrianJ
Over-eager reporting from Sky shows 100% swing to BNP based on one 7am exit poll 0
QorbeQ 06.05.10 7:33am
QorbeQ
Toxic clouds threaten to scupper polling day

Polling stations all over the country may have to close mid-voting, as significant numbers of officials are standing outside having a quick fag to alleviate the boredom of ticking peoples' names off...

0
Duff 06.05.10 7:33am
Duff
Polling interrupted as superheroes revel in convenient changing facilities.

'There just aren't enough telephone booths and the queue at Primark is just mental', claims Wonderwoman...

0
MightyBlair 06.05.10 7:30am
MightyBlair
'Ejector seats in pojjing booth' design misprint ruins school roofs, exit polls 1
QorbeQ 06.05.10 7:25am
MightyBlair
Cameron swings student voting by labour.

'It's, like, totally ironic', says student, before returning to Jeremy Kyle for the lie-detector test...

0
MightyBlair 06.05.10 7:11am
MightyBlair
Sky's 'Election HD' cancelled as Kay Burley's anti-wrinkle-cream tanker runs dry 0
QorbeQ 06.05.10 7:04am
QorbeQ
Entry polls being conducted at Dignitas. 0
Stan 06.05.10 6:58am
Stan
Early exit polls suggest many voters 'up way too early'. More soon. 0
QorbeQ 06.05.10 6:45am
QorbeQ
Nation mourns loss of 'exciting, captivating' electioneering campaign 0
QorbeQ 06.05.10 6:34am
QorbeQ
‘Millions may benefit from Yar’Adua’s will’ claims Nigerian email

A leaked email from acting Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan has revealed that millions of British citizens may benefit under the terms of the will of the late President Yar’Adua, who died on...

2
malgor 06.05.10 6:27am
virtuallywill
Sun "Newspaper" gives away Election wallchart: With both blue and red crayons

Fill it in later...

0
virtuallywill 06.05.10 6:26am
virtuallywill
Dimbleby accused of substance misuse after introducing BBC's 'Election and ting' 0
QorbeQ 06.05.10 6:20am
QorbeQ
UK electorate may face ash chaos as Gordon Brown threatens to erupt

The United Kingdom may need to be closed down for six or seven days after Prime Minister Gordon Brown showed signs of erupting into a huge cloud of volcanic ash, experts say. Dr Phil Weston,...

1
The Paper Ostrich 06.05.10 5:31am
edward hack
Norfolk voters urged to sign name in ballot box to avoid spoiling paper 0
edward hack 06.05.10 5:20am
edward hack
Poem for Election Day

'It is an ancient Mariner,, And he stoppeth one of three., 'By thy long grey beard and glittering eye,, Now wherefore stopp'st thou me?'...

0
PluckyMunky 06.05.10 4:28am
PluckyMunky
"Ousted MP glut will lead to benefits crisis", warns DWP chief

The senior civil servant in charge of the Department for Work and Pensions, Leigh Lewis, has issued a stern warning that the country's benefits system is in danger of, "complete collapse", as a...

0
AdrianJ 06.05.10 12:16am
AdrianJ
Pay wrangle sees street lights strike over unsociable hours. 0
MightyBlair 05.05.10 11:46pm
MightyBlair
Al Qaeda 'bored with hide and seek'; Bin Laden declares 'thumb war' 0
MightyBlair 05.05.10 11:38pm
MightyBlair
Even with Election coverage in HD , people still can't see the point of voting .

a night in with a dvd to follow....

0
mrlemoncurry 05.05.10 11:00pm
mrlemoncurry
Republican zealots incensed by crude oil. 0
MightyBlair 05.05.10 10:57pm
MightyBlair
Oil drift stops after thousands of Americans spotted on beach. 0
MightyBlair 05.05.10 10:55pm
MightyBlair
Theif posed as theif to burgle home of Stockport Woman

Mrs Ivy Johnson of 6, risehill top claimed she was taken by complete surprise by a man dressed in a black and white hooped top, black eye mask and beret knocking on her front door asking if he could...

3
Basil_B 05.05.10 10:18pm
Stan
BP: "Of course it's the biggest, we're British" 0
Iscariot 05.05.10 9:45pm
Iscariot
Brown denies bunker mentality as he asks advisers ‘what would Hitler do’

Reports are coming in from London that Conservative forces have entered the city from the West. Several quanqoes have been overrun with auditors and management consultants asking what exactly they do...

0
MADJEZ 05.05.10 9:35pm
MADJEZ
Fox News reports Athens riots have left parts of the city in ruins 3
Duncan Biscuit 05.05.10 9:33pm
gjp