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Football fans "outraged" at slur

Sports fans are being targeted in a campaign to get more sperm donors to help couples struggling to conceive. Leaflets and posters are being sent to 30 sports clubs and venues in the pilot area of...

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John Square 16.03.10 10:00am
John Square
World's first officially genderless person still waiting for toilets 0
Ludicity 16.03.10 9:53am
Ludicity
MP Kumar found dead at No. 42. 1
MADJEZ 16.03.10 9:45am
brownpaperreporter
All submarine commanders to face Advanced Diving Test 0
Ludicity 16.03.10 9:40am
Ludicity
Beckham injury latest : Radio 5 Live wets itself. 0
Stan 16.03.10 9:38am
Stan
Tabloid joy as Charlie Whelan found alive and well 0
Duncan Biscuit 16.03.10 9:25am
Duncan Biscuit
60% of BA strike passengers to reach destination, but only 20% of their luggage.

Just saw Duncan got there first - sorry...

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Ian Searle 16.03.10 9:25am
Ian Searle
Emile Heskey ‘surprised but touched’ by surge in enquiries as to his fitness 0
Duncan Biscuit 16.03.10 9:25am
Duncan Biscuit
BA confident it will still lose 60% of luggage during strike 0
Duncan Biscuit 16.03.10 9:24am
Duncan Biscuit
GPs to see only healthy people to reduce wait for appointments 0
Duncan Biscuit 16.03.10 9:23am
Duncan Biscuit
Achilles forced to pull out of Trojan War

'I am absolutely gutted,' said the Greek hero of myth and legend, 'I was really looking forward to representing my country and now this.' Achilles, regarded by many as the bravest and most beautiful...

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Ludicity 16.03.10 9:23am
Ludicity
Beckham's surgeon rules out World Cup - Dr Orava has a groin strain 0
brownpaperreporter 16.03.10 9:21am
brownpaperreporter
BBC launches public vote on Grand Prix coverage

BBC revealed that they have asked for members of the public to vote for their preferred method of coverage. The current million-pound 3 hours per race coverage is languishing behind the iPlayer "GP...

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brownpaperreporter 16.03.10 9:19am
brownpaperreporter
Bob Carolgees banned from keeping pets, after admitting "fisting Spit the dog."

more to follow....

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twookey 16.03.10 7:44am
twookey
Dignitas killer app for iPhone 2
roybland 16.03.10 7:35am
Ostsee
HSE issues warning against 'Bending It Like Becham'. 1
Ian Searle 16.03.10 6:43am
bang2rights
Lady Gaga's Telephone blighted by poor reception. 0
16.03.10 3:52am
New Formula 1 rules to make racing more entertaining proove successful....

.to insomniacs the world over as there usual fix of watching cars going round and round a race circuit for two hours every fortnight for six months a year still continues to be more effective than...

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Basil_B 16.03.10 1:34am
malgor
Bogus rape victims to be offered a good slap & telling off

The government has today announced plans to offer 'a good slap' to women who turn up at Police stations and complain they've been raped after changing their mind about having sex once they sober up....

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ED209 16.03.10 12:37am
ED209
Kate Winslet's divorce lawyers expecting a titanic battle in the courts.

More obvious punnery soon...

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MADJEZ 15.03.10 10:34pm
MADJEZ
Army to Replace BA Cabin Crew During Strike Action 0
Dai_Happy 15.03.10 10:21pm
Dai_Happy
Teenagers in Protest over Delinquent Shopkeepers

A group of teenagers made a fresh appeal to ministers yesterday for something to be done about the growing number of shopkeepers who congregate outside youth clubs throughout the country. “They are...

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Dai_Happy 15.03.10 10:10pm
Dai_Happy
New depths to the Fenland gene pool.

Scientists reported today the possibility of greater genetic diversity in Fenland than had previously been believed to exist. DNA evidence found at a crime scene in Chatteris, Cambridgeshire,...

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curry muncher 15.03.10 9:29pm
The All New Jeni B
Man sentenced for kissing sees irony of prison rape.

Ayman Najafi remained upbeat today after being sentenced to a month in a Saudi penetentiary where prisoner sexual abuse is rife. "Really, you've got to laugh in the end" Mr Najafi told the dock...

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RichT 15.03.10 9:05pm
RichT
QCA introduces GCSE in Sitting

The Qualifications and Curriculum Authority today unveiled plans for several new qualifications aimed at recognising skills which have previously been undervalued in the academic world. Speaking at a...

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JohnCravensNewsbitch 15.03.10 9:04pm
JohnCravensNewsbitch
BA strikers re-think as dispute breaks out over brazier manning levels

(Awaiting picture - original attempt failed due to either technical problems or industrial action) Ah http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s76/teambucket/strike.jpg?t=1268686388[\img] So, how about...

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Catch25 15.03.10 8:53pm
Catch25
Catch phrase convention turns nasty after Gary Coleman has run in with Barrymore

The annual catchphrase meeting,where tiring celebrities churn out some of their hilarious "old sayings" from yester-year, saw a furious bust up involving much loved Gary Coleman,of Different Strokes...

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twookey 15.03.10 8:28pm
twookey
New law will ban for life anyone who ever used the phrase "Brand Beckham"

A new bill being presented to Parliament could see a life time ban, from every football ground in the country, for anyone who has ever used the phrase "Brand Beckham". 'These people aren't fans, and...

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StoopyDeGunt 15.03.10 8:04pm
StoopyDeGunt
Most prisoners say they are in favour of file-sharing 0
roybland 15.03.10 8:01pm
roybland
Polls latest: Miss Downing Street title fight may go all way to the bikini round

Polls latest: Miss Downing Street title fight may go all way to the bikini round...

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StoopyDeGunt 15.03.10 7:35pm
StoopyDeGunt