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Passer by hurt walking past 10 Downing street was hit by a hurled dummy. 0
Basil_B 08.05.10 7:12pm
Basil_B
Icelandic volcano and gulf oil slick in merger talks to form a coalition

world disaster...

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Basil_B 08.05.10 7:07pm
Basil_B
UKIP and Dignitas to lauch airline. 0
Ian Searle 08.05.10 6:10pm
Ian Searle
Beaver found hidden under duvet in St Alban's semi 0
PluckyMunky 08.05.10 5:58pm
PluckyMunky
Cameron is left reeling following shattering news

Prime Minister in waiting, David Cameron, is facing one of the toughest decisions of his short political career, and that's before he even gets his feet under the table at No.10. Unbelievably he is...

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Duff 08.05.10 5:39pm
Duff
Yorks woman in Marmite smear 0
PluckyMunky 08.05.10 5:37pm
PluckyMunky
Election solved: Cameron to run England, Brown Scotland and Clegg Wales 12
fun and games 08.05.10 5:34pm
brownpaperreporter
Tory plan to lower giant funnel over Gordon Brown 0
roybland 08.05.10 5:30pm
roybland
Smoked Bavarian cheese to replace Feta in Greek Salad 1
Duncan Biscuit 08.05.10 5:16pm
Ostsee
Incompetent Lennon biographer admits ‘wrong John’ blunder as Noakes sues

Freelance writer, Keith Pardue, of Yeovil, yesterday confessed to a monumental balls-up after mixing up facts regarding the dead former Beatle with those relating to dog-loving Blue Peter presenter...

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Gary Stanton 08.05.10 5:13pm
Gary Stanton
Queen invites David Dimbleby to form interim government

The Queen has invited the broadcaster David Dimbleby to form the next government of the United Kingdom. ‘He is the only man capable of commanding the confidence of the nation,’ said a spokesman...

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Ludicity 08.05.10 5:12pm
Ostsee
General Election Con Lib Deals Latest

Unofficial sources from the Liberal Democrats have confirmed the latest in negotiations with the Conservatives. In return for the keys to No. 10, David Cameron will let Nick Clegg have use of the...

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custard cream 08.05.10 5:00pm
custard cream
Brown poised to better Cameron’s baby-sitting rota offer to Clegg 0
Duncan Biscuit 08.05.10 4:41pm
Duncan Biscuit
Harrods sale price £1 billion plus £0.5 billion for 3-year extended warranty 0
Duncan Biscuit 08.05.10 4:40pm
Duncan Biscuit
Clegg considering Cameron offer: Avatar 2 to start filming in 2 weeks

Pandora's box is now open...

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virtuallywill 08.05.10 4:23pm
virtuallywill
Sam Cam and Elton John to launch the Cameltoe range of skin-tight clothing 0
MrChigleysAunt 08.05.10 4:16pm
MrChigleysAunt
Glegg to accept Tory offer of weekend spa break

After extensive talks with the two major parties aimed at finding common ground for a political alliance, Nick Clegg has hinted that he will accept the package offered by the Conservatives. ‘I...

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Des Custard 08.05.10 4:15pm
MightyBlair
New evidence suggests that Jesus was actually only a competent shepherd 1
MrChigleysAunt 08.05.10 3:21pm
Ostsee
Alistair Darling heads to ancestral home in the Neander Valley. More grunts soon 0
Ostsee 08.05.10 3:18pm
Ostsee
“Are we nearly there yet?” whines Hague 1
AdrianJ 08.05.10 3:10pm
Ostsee
Election coverage continues - Catholic priests grateful of breathing space

and get on with what they want, knowing they wont hit the front pages...

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brownpaperreporter 08.05.10 2:58pm
brownpaperreporter
Ornithologist says "actually ducks hate the rain as well" 0
brownpaperreporter 08.05.10 2:55pm
brownpaperreporter
New coalition leader will not be named Cameleg - official 0
brownpaperreporter 08.05.10 2:50pm
brownpaperreporter
Baby bashing Bishop bows out.

More church scandals soon...

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MADJEZ 08.05.10 2:49pm
Ostsee
Cameron denies holding hands with Clegg at the Cenotaph 0
Scroat 08.05.10 2:41pm
Scroat
David Dimbleby becomes first broadcaster to work 72 hour, continuous shift 0
PluckyMunky 08.05.10 2:38pm
PluckyMunky
Williams' "That's a great line" is not really all that great

A controversial claim today is set to have music fans divided, as it says that a well-known lyric in a Robbie Williams song is nothing more than a cheap cop-out and a clumsy filler to pad the song...

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Duff 08.05.10 1:59pm
Duff
Nothing says ‘Rob Me’ like a Vote Conservative sign

Police were today advising those displaying Vote Conservative signs on their property to remove them or risk having their houses burgled. A police spokesperson said, “whilst you might think...

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ArseBiscuit 08.05.10 1:40pm
ArseBiscuit
Electoral Commission recommend...

adoption of Newsbiscuit voting system...

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riesler 08.05.10 1:25pm
virtuallywill
Cameron prepares to give ground to Clegg for power share by allowing

the liberal's to make law their policy of abolishing dog fouling on epping forest...

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Basil_B 08.05.10 1:09pm
Basil_B