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Cycling Hitler Youth destroy the field at 1940 Tour de France 0
Ludicity 08.03.10 8:44am
Ludicity
Tories rethink election strategy after failure of Cameron's blue avatar 0
Ludicity 08.03.10 8:31am
Ludicity
First week of March dry – hosepipe ban imminent.

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AdrianJ 08.03.10 8:29am
AdrianJ
Ranulph Fiennes abandons his attempt at conquering Stockport’s one-way system 0
Duncan Biscuit 08.03.10 8:10am
Duncan Biscuit
Bulger shock: I'm not qualified to make judgements, caller tells radio phone in

A caller to Nick Ferrari's LBC phone in show gave a chilling verdict on the Jamie Bulger horror case yesterday. The caller, identifying himself only as Pete from Penge, shocked breakfast phone-in...

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ronseal 08.03.10 7:46am
ronseal
Stump Grinding For Beginners (NEAT-O)

Heather Mills McCartney's raunchy, semi-autobiographical novel due out soon catalogues the life of a second-rate porno actress catapulted to fame without a safety net, after colliding with an...

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Iscariot 07.03.10 8:55pm
Iscariot
Jeremy Clarkson buys up surplus Snatch Land Rovers

"It's a throbbing beast of a vehicle," he effused in his infinite manliness...

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Scroat 07.03.10 5:14pm
Scroat
Mum with blunt scissors cuts childs hair - redefines standard for lunatic fringe 1
brownpaperreporter 07.03.10 4:38pm
wallster
Jackpot for Biscuiteers

Biscuiteers working at a newspaper recycling plant today hit a rich seam of comic material...

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MrChigleysAunt 07.03.10 2:33pm
MrChigleysAunt
Brown lies to Chilcot Inquiry:-

"I was expecting the Spanish Inquisition"...

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ramblesid 07.03.10 2:11pm
ramblesid
Police smash internet Francophile ring.

Police across several European countries have taken part in a co-ordinated operation to arrest over 40 notorious internet Francophiles. Operation 'Dans La Merde' has been monitoring the activities...

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wallster 07.03.10 1:47pm
Scroat
Librarians in crisis over Blair's memoirs: fiction or non-fiction?

Loads more soon...

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Scroat 07.03.10 12:15pm
Scroat
'Record number of heads' sacked claims furious Hydra. 0
Ludicity 07.03.10 9:52am
Ludicity
Tabloids compromise by revealing true identity of Terry Venables 0
Ludicity 07.03.10 9:46am
Ludicity
Gordon Brown to replace Snatch Land Rover with Bullet Proof Toyota 0
Ludicity 07.03.10 9:44am
Ludicity
Brown boosts troops’ morale by flying back to UK 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.03.10 8:37am
Duncan Biscuit
Brown delivers supplies of bully beef to troops in Afghanistan 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.03.10 8:36am
Duncan Biscuit
Tories Under Pressure Over All Wild-Frontiersman Shortlists

Three local Conservative constituency associations have announced they intend to fight central party plans to impose all wild-frontiersman shortlists upon them in the run up to the coming general...

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thisisall1word 07.03.10 3:52am
rickwestwell
Imperial Forces 'not fit for purpose'

The Empire is still reeling after the Emperor launched a a full scale inquiry into the effectiveness and capabilities of his army of Imperial Stormtroopers. While admitting the destruction of...

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Mrblacker 06.03.10 10:06pm
Mrblacker
Gordon Brown auditions for part of Sontaran in Dr Who.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/14/article-1235481-0796520E000005DC-96_306x816.jpg...

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dominic_mcg 06.03.10 5:04pm
dominic_mcg
Tiger in Rehab Update:Proof, He is Extremely Empathic With Hot Young Blondes!

Much to the surprise of veteran sex addiction counselors, Tiger "The Wolf" Woods, pet name given by fellow and female inmates, was tested and brain scanned and found to be endowed with exceptional,...

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sleeprun 06.03.10 4:33pm
sleeprun
Gordon Brown visits Daily Mail offices

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47424000/jpg/_47424806_helmand.jpg...

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virtuallywill 06.03.10 4:21pm
virtuallywill
Harvard - Web 2.0 Research: Brits/Picts/Scots Like Pictures of Sheep - A Lot

"We first noticed this propensity in our research on Twitter, where 89% of the pictures tweeted from the British Isles contained sheep in otherwise empty pastures. The remainder of the pictures were...

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sleeprun 06.03.10 4:19pm
sleeprun
Extremely Hot, Young Couple Asked Why They Hang With Plain Looking Friends

"The contrast is what we're all about." said Brant the equally beautiful of the two. "Yes, we actually photo test our friends and avoid extremes. Too pretty, wouldn't do at all. Ugly is kind of...

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sleeprun 06.03.10 3:58pm
sleeprun
Lost Jewish tribe 'found in Scotland'

och aye oy vey...

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Scroat 06.03.10 3:52pm
virtuallywill
NYT "Fax Industry Council Tells Internet to Go Take A Flying Flip"

"We held a press conference and told them to grab their ankles and fall backwardoff a steep cliff, on the Welsh coast. Don't muk up our bloody beaches with that 2.0 trash! Have you seen their...

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sleeprun 06.03.10 3:42pm
sleeprun
UN threaten sanctions against the Isle of Wight....

.after evidence is found that a meteor the size of it was to blame for wiping out the dinosaurs one hundred twenty million years ago...

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Basil_B 06.03.10 1:23pm
Basil_B
Insurance firm folds after one claim

A Birmingham-based insurance firm has closed for business and left hundreds of professional motorists out of pocket, after settling just one claim. Unique Accident Cover, based in the city's...

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Mrblacker 06.03.10 11:33am
Mrblacker
Noel Edmonds offers to broker Iceland-UK deal 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.03.10 11:14am
Duncan Biscuit
Iceland TV to screen ‘Deal? Who are you kidding?’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.03.10 11:13am
Duncan Biscuit